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(The Atlantic Wire)   Russia won't let Selena Gomez in because they are pretty sure she is an advocate for lesbian rights   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Selena Gomez, lesbian rights  
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2013-09-21 10:36:47 AM  
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peterthx: Wellon Dowd: [ image 665x800]
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Post all the pics you want, she still has an incredibly flat ass, which is sad for a Latina.

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Not everyone likes a bubble butt.
2013-09-20 08:39:58 PM  
1 vote:
There are no reports that a "We're here, we're queer, etc." has been incorporated into Gomez's act. But the singer did go to Los Angeles's Gay Pride earlier this summer. And she has come forward and talked about how she was bullied as a teen, which many gay people go through

Yeah, I don't think that's it. It's the diaper pants.
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My version of what happened:
(At the ministry of culture, better known as gaywatch, Russia:)

Ivan: Hey Boris, why is this guy wearing diaper pants?
Boris: He's obviously a homosexual. He needs the diapers because he had a rough night of anal sex and his assh*le is bleeding.
Ivan: I thought he had a girlfriend?
Boris: She must be one of them too. Americans are all sexed crazed deviants.
Ivan: I thought she was Mexican?
Boris: Them too.

(Six months later, at the ministry of culture, better known as gaywatch, Russia)

Ivan: Hey Boris, guess who wants to come to Russia?
Boris: Keep her out or we will both end up freezing our balls off in Siberia.
2013-09-20 07:04:26 PM  
1 vote:
Anyone else get the idea that the cold war is back on? Or never was really over?
2013-09-20 06:27:16 PM  
1 vote:
Mens figure skating is gonna get real weird if its all straight men.
2013-09-20 05:00:03 PM  
1 vote:
An anagram for Selena Gomez is OMG, seen a lez! THIS MEANS SOMETHING.

/that I have too much time on my hands
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