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(The Atlantic Wire)   Russia won't let Selena Gomez in because they are pretty sure she is an advocate for lesbian rights   (theatlanticwire.com) divider line 49
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2013-09-20 03:53:16 PM
Selena Gomez lesbian...

That's all I got from that headline
 
2013-09-20 03:57:23 PM
Go on...
 
2013-09-20 03:59:30 PM
These are probably going to be the most interesting Winter Olympics to watch for totally non-athletic type reasons since the 94 games.
 
2013-09-20 04:03:28 PM

dletter: These are probably going to be the most interesting Winter Olympics to watch for totally non-athletic type reasons since the 94 games.


you got a messed up definition of interesting..

ManateeGag: Go on...



I'm otherwise engaged

anyway she is a little too young
 
2013-09-20 04:10:37 PM
Boy, she's never going to live down dating Bieber, is she?
 
2013-09-20 04:10:48 PM
Bearding for Bieber counts as promoting homosexual behavior?
 
2013-09-20 04:12:12 PM
To be fair, she was dating Ellen DeGeneres for awhile there.
 
2013-09-20 04:13:44 PM
But Cher and Elton John are OK.

Probably because the law involves minors, and they have no idea who Cher and Elton are.
 
2013-09-20 04:16:18 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: dletter: These are probably going to be the most interesting Winter Olympics to watch for totally non-athletic type reasons since the 94 games.

you got a messed up definition of interesting..

ManateeGag: Go on...


I'm otherwise engaged

anyway she is a little too young


I never said "I" was personally "engrossed" by the Kerrigan-Harding escapades, but, it did make those the most watched Winter Games ever, and one of the most watched TV programs of all time, to this day (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/08/most-watched-television-b_n _4 53930.html?slidenumber=1tsI3OKKCAc%3D&slideshow#slide_image ).    I don't know that the whole dust-up with the Russian Gay Laws is going to make people watch like that will, but, I think it will put a lot more increased attention on the games than they'd otherwise get, especially if some Russian lawmakers decide to make a statement during the games.

On your second point.... you are complaining Gomez is too young at 21, but you are "otherwise engaged" by the high school girls wearing yoga pants.  Ok.
 
2013-09-20 04:47:50 PM

Diogenes: Boy, she's never going to live down dating Bieber, is she?


You know, a girl farks one lesbian...
 
2013-09-20 05:00:03 PM
An anagram for Selena Gomez is OMG, seen a lez! THIS MEANS SOMETHING.

/that I have too much time on my hands
 
2013-09-20 05:04:37 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: dletter: These are probably going to be the most interesting Winter Olympics to watch for totally non-athletic type reasons since the 94 games.

you got a messed up definition of interesting..


No I think he's right. I wouldn't usually give two farks about Olympics, winter or otherwise. However, I will be paying attention to look for examples of athletes doing the right thing. I will be very disappointed if corporate sponsorship concerns trump all, but it will be interesting either way.

Also, maybe I'm just drunk, but while Selena Gomez has never done it for me, she looks really hot in that picture. Is it drunk Slaxl talking, or is she looking sexy in that picture? I guess i'll find out in the morning.
 
2013-09-20 05:07:11 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: dletter: These are probably going to be the most interesting Winter Olympics to watch for totally non-athletic type reasons since the 94 games.

you got a messed up definition of interesting..

ManateeGag: Go on...


I'm otherwise engaged

anyway she is a little too young


yeah, I'm staying away from that thread until I get home.
 
2013-09-20 05:17:26 PM
Yah imma have to see some proof there, Russia.
 
2013-09-20 05:45:08 PM

Diogenes: Boy, she's never going to live down dating Bieber, is she?


Nope.  And if I was her boyfreind I'd use that as ruthlessly as possible.

"But I don't want to put the dildo in there!"

"You dated Beiber."

"Hand me the lube."
 
2013-09-20 05:52:31 PM
Russia believes she was really dating Ellen Page
 
2013-09-20 06:03:14 PM
I'm going to need some proof.  Visual proof.  Long slow visual proof.
 
2013-09-20 06:12:25 PM
She can advocate me for lesbian rights... if you know what I'm saying.

Do you?   Because I don't know what I'm saying.
 
2013-09-20 06:14:34 PM

russlar: Russia believes she was really dating Ellen Page


lol poor Ellen...

she's hot tho....
 
2013-09-20 06:19:01 PM
C'mon Russia, you're behaving like sub-Saharan Africa with this sh*t.  Is that what you want to be like?  Ghana?  Freaking NIGERIA?  Get it together, comrades!
 
2013-09-20 06:27:16 PM
Mens figure skating is gonna get real weird if its all straight men.
 
2013-09-20 07:04:26 PM
Anyone else get the idea that the cold war is back on? Or never was really over?
 
2013-09-20 07:11:00 PM
Russia is eating itself almost as fast as America is.

This is a Cultural farkfest.
 
2013-09-20 08:19:18 PM

dletter: The Stealth Hippopotamus: dletter: These are probably going to be the most interesting Winter Olympics to watch for totally non-athletic type reasons since the 94 games.

you got a messed up definition of interesting..

ManateeGag: Go on...


I'm otherwise engaged

anyway she is a little too young

I never said "I" was personally "engrossorged" by the Kerrigan-Harding escapades, but, it did make those the most watched Winter Games ever, and one of the most watched TV programs of all time, to this day (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/08/most-watched-television-b_n _4 53930.html?slidenumber=1tsI3OKKCAc%3D&slideshow#slide_image ).    I don't know that the whole dust-up with the Russian Gay Laws is going to make people watch like that will, but, I think it will put a lot more increased attention on the games than they'd otherwise get, especially if some Russian lawmakers decide to make a statement during the games.

On your second point.... you are complaining Gomez is too young at 21, but you are "otherwise engaorged" by the high school girls wearing yoga pants.  Ok.


/FTFY
 
2013-09-20 08:25:42 PM

Flappyhead: Diogenes: Boy, she's never going to live down dating Bieber, is she?

Nope.  And if I was her boyfreind Ishe'd use that as ruthlessly as possible.

"But I don't want to put the dildo in there!"

"YouI dated Beiieber."(just for accuracy)

"Hand me the lube."


strap-ons are great, aren't they?
 
2013-09-20 08:39:58 PM
There are no reports that a "We're here, we're queer, etc." has been incorporated into Gomez's act. But the singer did go to Los Angeles's Gay Pride earlier this summer. And she has come forward and talked about how she was bullied as a teen, which many gay people go through


Yeah, I don't think that's it. It's the diaper pants.
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My version of what happened:
(At the ministry of culture, better known as gaywatch, Russia:)

Ivan: Hey Boris, why is this guy wearing diaper pants?
Boris: He's obviously a homosexual. He needs the diapers because he had a rough night of anal sex and his assh*le is bleeding.
Ivan: I thought he had a girlfriend?
Boris: She must be one of them too. Americans are all sexed crazed deviants.
Ivan: I thought she was Mexican?
Boris: Them too.

(Six months later, at the ministry of culture, better known as gaywatch, Russia)

Ivan: Hey Boris, guess who wants to come to Russia?
Boris: Keep her out or we will both end up freezing our balls off in Siberia.
 
2013-09-20 08:44:10 PM

Phil Moskowitz: Russia is eating itself almost as fast as America is.

This is a Cultural farkfest.


/anatevka?
 
2013-09-20 08:47:23 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: C'mon Russia, you're behaving like sub-Saharan Africa with this sh*t.  Is that what you want to be like?  Ghana?  Freaking NIGERIA?  Get it together, comrades!


sub-saharan africa?  like south africa? like gay marriage and shiat?  here's a kickstarter for you, brozillas...
 
2013-09-20 08:55:02 PM

varmitydog: There are no reports that a "We're here, we're queer, etc." has been incorporated into Gomez's act. But the singer did go to Los Angeles's Gay Pride earlier this summer. And she has come forward and talked about how she was bullied as a teen, which many gay people go through


Yeah, I don't think that's it. It's the diaper pants.
[i.dlisted.com image 445x609]



that's not diaper-pants.  the only reason for this is the accidental selfie taken by the poor abused flat-screen display model he tried to walk out with...  butt-dialing from hell... and btw it's "we're here, we're queer, and we're NOT GOING SHOPPING!"

/someone please remind me where that's from, as it is stuck in my brain.
 
2013-09-20 09:11:03 PM

cynicalminion: varmitydog: There are no reports that a "We're here, we're queer, etc." has been incorporated into Gomez's act. But the singer did go to Los Angeles's Gay Pride earlier this summer. And she has come forward and talked about how she was bullied as a teen, which many gay people go through


Yeah, I don't think that's it. It's the diaper pants.
[i.dlisted.com image 445x609]


that's not diaper-pants.  the only reason for this is the accidental selfie taken by the poor abused flat-screen display model he tried to walk out with...  butt-dialing from hell... and btw it's "we're here, we're queer, and we're NOT GOING SHOPPING!"

/someone please remind me where that's from, as it is stuck in my brain.


Cant help you, but I don't want anymore bears.
 
2013-09-20 09:23:35 PM

Smackledorfer: cynicalminion: varmitydog: There are no reports that a "We're here, we're queer, etc." has been incorporated into Gomez's act. But the singer did go to Los Angeles's Gay Pride earlier this summer. And she has come forward and talked about how she was bullied as a teen, which many gay people go through


Yeah, I don't think that's it. It's the diaper pants.
[i.dlisted.com image 445x609]


that's not diaper-pants.  the only reason for this is the accidental selfie taken by the poor abused flat-screen display model he tried to walk out with...  butt-dialing from hell... and btw it's "we're here, we're queer, and we're NOT GOING SHOPPING!"

/someone please remind me where that's from, as it is stuck in my brain.

Cant help you, but I don't want anymore bears.


ty olsson's nice, even if he was in twilight...  :P
 
2013-09-20 09:45:12 PM
In reality, Russia banned Selena cos all the men there are deeply closeted homosexuals.
 
2013-09-20 09:51:50 PM
Huh. You'd think a little head was exactly what Russia needed.
 
2013-09-20 10:19:23 PM
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2013-09-20 10:58:23 PM
Where have you guys been?  Taylena is the hottest gay couple around.  Just look for the Buzzfeed article.
 
2013-09-20 11:12:03 PM
Anyone else get the idea that the cold war is back on? Or never was really over?

Simpsons did it
 
2013-09-20 11:15:32 PM

Kirk's_Toupee: Anyone else get the idea that the cold war is back on? Or never was really over?


I don't think it's so much that the cold war was never really over so much as our competition with the Ruskies has never been over. The Cold War was really a "Who has the bigger dick" competition. Now we're engaged in "Which country can goat fark itself the fastest and worst."
 
2013-09-20 11:23:41 PM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 665x800]
[i.imgur.com image 277x650]
[i.imgur.com image 500x667][i.imgur.com image 850x627][i.imgur.com image 474x833]


Post all the pics you want, she still has an incredibly flat ass, which is sad for a Latina.

s3.favim.comcdn.wwtdd.com
 
2013-09-20 11:24:45 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Now we're engaged in "Which country can goat fark itself the fastest and worst."


They said gay marriage would lead to this kind of thing.
 
2013-09-20 11:29:03 PM
I would to discuss her views on lesbianism and bisexuality. Especially over Molly with a few of her lady friends.
 
2013-09-20 11:31:56 PM
I Smell a US-Russian visa war!
 
2013-09-20 11:37:28 PM
OK, forgot to add a picture of the happy couple:

oi40.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-21 02:13:49 AM
Well, when you were farking someone whose last name was pretty close to Beaver, Putin has to do his damnest to make sure.
 
2013-09-21 06:59:12 AM

natgab: OK, forgot to add a picture of the happy couple:

[oi40.tinypic.com image 606x456]


I took that picture right after I pulled my dick out of their hands. How'd that get on the internet?
 
2013-09-21 08:54:24 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Kirk's_Toupee: Anyone else get the idea that the cold war is back on? Or never was really over?

I don't think it's so much that the cold war was never really over so much as our competition with the Ruskies has never been over. The Cold War was really a "Who has the bigger dick" competition. Now we're engaged in "Which country can goat fark itself the fastest and worst."


Russia is just trying to convince itself that it's still relevant. China has long since taken their place as the prime competitor to the US.
 
2013-09-21 10:25:38 AM

kg2095: Dingleberry Dickwad: Kirk's_Toupee: Anyone else get the idea that the cold war is back on? Or never was really over?

I don't think it's so much that the cold war was never really over so much as our competition with the Ruskies has never been over. The Cold War was really a "Who has the bigger dick" competition. Now we're engaged in "Which country can goat fark itself the fastest and worst."

Russia is just trying to convince itself that it's still relevant. China has long since taken their place as the prime competitor to the US.


Eh, not quite IMO. While yes China is more a competitor in many key areas, I think we've stopped really trying to compete in those areas. Now we're locked in a death spiral with Russia and we're trying to show each other up with how flashy our death is.
 
2013-09-21 10:36:47 AM

peterthx: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 665x800]
[i.imgur.com image 277x650]
[i.imgur.com image 500x667][i.imgur.com image 850x627][i.imgur.com image 474x833]

Post all the pics you want, she still has an incredibly flat ass, which is sad for a Latina.

[s3.favim.com image 450x720][cdn.wwtdd.com image 760x1108]


Not everyone likes a bubble butt.
 
2013-09-21 04:16:20 PM
Just because she was seen with Bieber doesn't mean she's a lesbian.
 
2013-09-21 10:33:55 PM

Evil Mackerel: peterthx: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 665x800]
[i.imgur.com image 277x650]
[i.imgur.com image 500x667][i.imgur.com image 850x627][i.imgur.com image 474x833]

Post all the pics you want, she still has an incredibly flat ass, which is sad for a Latina.

[s3.favim.com image 450x720][cdn.wwtdd.com image 760x1108]

Not everyone likes a bubble butt.


Maybe, but it's better than NO butt (back with a crack).

/Hank Hill approves
 
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