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(Sun Sentinel)   GTA V plays out in real life over a copy of GTA V. Farked up: Victim is mentally handicapped   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 58
    More: Florida, GTA V, Grand Theft Auto, Delray Beach, special needs, Lynn University, video games  
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2013-09-20 06:43:49 PM
A republican then?
 
2013-09-20 06:44:11 PM
marketingland.com
 
2013-09-20 06:45:29 PM
Never played GTA but I heard wheelchairs were extra points.
 
2013-09-20 06:48:27 PM
Did anyone else find it amusing that the writer chose to put the information about the guy's intellectual disability and the fact that he works at Home Depot in the same paragraph?
 
2013-09-20 06:49:21 PM
Aren't all purchasers of GTA V either mentally handicapped or below the age legal adulthood?
 
2013-09-20 06:50:29 PM
Dawkins, who has an intellectual disability, attends a transitional program for special needs adults at Lynn University) during the week, Gilbert said. On weekends, he works at Home Depot.
Dawkins would show up every week at the GameStop, paying in $10 or $20 installments to be able to buy the game, said Delray Beach police Detective Peter Sosa.


Thats... farked up.

On Thursday night, Delray Beach police announced on Facebook that a new GTA V game had been delivered to police, and that Dawkins would receive it Friday.

Good.  Otherwise the internet would be flooding this poor guys house with 800 copies.
 
2013-09-20 06:51:47 PM
 
2013-09-20 06:51:57 PM

aagrajag: Did anyone else find it amusing that the writer chose to put the information about the guy's intellectual disability and the fact that he works at Home Depot in the same paragraph?


Listen you english lit nazi, sometimes you have to fill in the gaps with some redundant information, we can't all write pros like hemmingway twenty-four seven.
 
2013-09-20 06:52:10 PM
It was an inside job I bet you. A store employee tipped off his homeys that a mentally challenged man would be easy pickens.

Also, which one in the photo was the victim? They both look kinda retarded.
 
2013-09-20 06:52:15 PM
27 and 26 years old (the robbers). and 4 kids already.

I don't know why, but that part just killed me. lol
 
2013-09-20 06:52:31 PM
If the victim had been carrying a gun, this wouldn't have happened.
 
2013-09-20 06:56:37 PM
Davis and Jones, who have four children together, are each facing charges of strong-armed robbery and dealing in stolen property.

Well, now they and their children will know the truth that you just don't get released on the street with half your cash gone after committing a crime.
 
2013-09-20 06:57:36 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: Davis and Jones, who have four children together, are each facing charges of strong-armed robbery and dealing in stolen property.

Well, now they and their children will know the truth that you just don't get released on the street with half your cash gone after committing a crime.


And we have a winrar!

/ last one out please get the lights
 
2013-09-20 07:00:23 PM
Looks like Grand Theft Cracker was a bust.
 
2013-09-20 07:02:53 PM

lacrossestar83: If the victim had been carrying a gun, this wouldn't have happened.


but because he didn't, this will certainly happen again
 
2013-09-20 07:03:15 PM
Did you know that on the Playstation Network, 17gb actually means 32gb?

Did you also know that if your system is not big enough, they will let you buy the game, but not download it?

Did you also also know that they don't do refunds?

I do.

Now.

/we had been saving for that game for a year  =(
//wife was going to play it while recuperating from surgery on monday
///now she gets to stare at a wall for three weeks
////don't buy the game from the store if your PS3 is less than 40gb
 
2013-09-20 07:11:11 PM

radarlove: Did you know that on the Playstation Network, 17gb actually means 32gb?

Did you also know that if your system is not big enough, they will let you buy the game, but not download it?

Did you also also know that they don't do refunds?

I do.

Now.

/we had been saving for that game for a year  =(
//wife was going to play it while recuperating from surgery on monday
///now she gets to stare at a wall for three weeks
////don't buy the game from the store if your PS3 is less than 40gb


I have a 20GB XBox, and I bought the disc version. I had to delete pretty much everything to install the 8GB disc, and only have a few hundred megs left. Realised that as soon as GTA:O comes out I would be screwed, so I ordered a new console with a 250GB drive and am selling the old one. So I kind of feel your pain. At least my wallet does.
 
2013-09-20 07:12:33 PM
i.cdn.turner.com
 Jones admitted that she and Davis went to GameStop intending to "catch a cracker," which she said was slang for robbing a white person.

"You're doing it wrong" sez victim
i.huffpost.com
 
2013-09-20 07:16:58 PM

radarlove: Did you know that on the Playstation Network, 17gb actually means 32gb?

Did you also know that if your system is not big enough, they will let you buy the game, but not download it?

Did you also also know that they don't do refunds?

I do.

Now.

/we had been saving for that game for a year  =(
//wife was going to play it while recuperating from surgery on monday
///now she gets to stare at a wall for three weeks
////don't buy the game from the store if your PS3 is less than 40gb


I'm sorry to hear of your problems but they are relatively easily solved at a very small expense. You can easily upgrade the harddrive on your ps3.  Any 2.5" SATA 9.5mm height drive will work. Surely you know someone who's built a pc recently or upgraded their hard drive.
 
2013-09-20 07:17:20 PM
Farking scum. Of course they have four kids. How long before the little shiats are in the news for a similar crime?
 
2013-09-20 07:20:01 PM

bearcats1983: Farking scum. Of course they have four kids. How long before the little shiats are in the news for a similar crime?


Not till GTA 6 at least. Their Daddy already caught a copy of from a cracker earlier.
 
2013-09-20 07:20:17 PM
Need a shop of Forrest Gump holding up a copy of GTA V...

Life's more like that box.
 
2013-09-20 07:23:11 PM
Mentally retarded is a derogatory term. They prefer the be called "hardcore gamers"
 
2013-09-20 07:24:27 PM

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Mentally retarded is a derogatory term. They prefer the be called "hardcore gamers"


I thought it was "juggalos"
 
2013-09-20 07:25:41 PM

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Mentally retarded is a derogatory term. They prefer the be called "hardcore gamers"


Or just "Jackoffs".
 
2013-09-20 07:36:11 PM

Luse: radarlove: Did you know that on the Playstation Network, 17gb actually means 32gb?

Did you also know that if your system is not big enough, they will let you buy the game, but not download it?

Did you also also know that they don't do refunds?

I do.

Now.

/we had been saving for that game for a year  =(
//wife was going to play it while recuperating from surgery on monday
///now she gets to stare at a wall for three weeks
////don't buy the game from the store if your PS3 is less than 40gb

I'm sorry to hear of your problems but they are relatively easily solved at a very small expense. You can easily upgrade the harddrive on your ps3.  Any 2.5" SATA 9.5mm height drive will work. Surely you know someone who's built a pc recently or upgraded their hard drive.


I could do it on my own but its not my PS3, and I can't afford an internal hdd anyhow, no matter how cheap.  We had to save up just for the game.
 
2013-09-20 07:45:16 PM
A gamer then?
 
2013-09-20 07:50:38 PM

Luse: radarlove: Did you know that on the Playstation Network, 17gb actually means 32gb?

Did you also know that if your system is not big enough, they will let you buy the game, but not download it?

Did you also also know that they don't do refunds?

I do.

Now.

/we had been saving for that game for a year  =(
//wife was going to play it while recuperating from surgery on monday
///now she gets to stare at a wall for three weeks
////don't buy the game from the store if your PS3 is less than 40gb

I'm sorry to hear of your problems but they are relatively easily solved at a very small expense. You can easily upgrade the harddrive on your ps3.  Any 2.5" SATA 9.5mm height drive will work. Surely you know someone who's built a pc recently or upgraded their hard drive.


$80 at Best buy, I installed the same one in my ps3 and have room for all 130+ games to be installed:

http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Toshiba+-+1TB+Internal+Serial+ATA+III+Ha rd +Drive+for+Laptops/6915678.p?id=1218813788338&skuId=6915678
 
2013-09-20 08:01:10 PM
I hope they get additional time added for a hate crime. I would expect if two white criminals went out with the intention of, "catching a nig-er", they would be charged with an enhancement.

Also, did anyone else think the cop in the pic was the victim? He looks like he had downs.
 
2013-09-20 08:07:46 PM
Threadshiatter? In my Boobies?
 
2013-09-20 08:16:22 PM

Red Shirt Blues: Jones admitted that she and Davis went to GameStop intending to "catch a cracker," which she said was slang for robbing a white person.



I didn't read that in the article.

I call bullshiat! You're a RACIST!!!

...oh... wait...

SMOKING GUN:

Florida Couple Jailed In "Grand Theft" Robbery

"Jones admitted that she and Davis went to GameStop intending to "catch a cracker," which she said was slang for robbing a white person, cops reported. Instead, they robbed Dawkins, with whom Davis said she fought until Davis was able to drive away."

Never mind.


/ You're STILL a racist for noticing
// Poor dude needed tires
/// I blame whitey
 
2013-09-20 08:18:25 PM
Busted.

/Some people in this thread should play GTA V to release some of that pent up hostility that they have.
 
2013-09-20 08:25:08 PM

radarlove: Luse: radarlove: Did you know that on the Playstation Network, 17gb actually means 32gb?

Did you also know that if your system is not big enough, they will let you buy the game, but not download it?

Did you also also know that they don't do refunds?

I do.

Now.

/we had been saving for that game for a year  =(
//wife was going to play it while recuperating from surgery on monday
///now she gets to stare at a wall for three weeks
////don't buy the game from the store if your PS3 is less than 40gb

I'm sorry to hear of your problems but they are relatively easily solved at a very small expense. You can easily upgrade the harddrive on your ps3.  Any 2.5" SATA 9.5mm height drive will work. Surely you know someone who's built a pc recently or upgraded their hard drive.

I could do it on my own but its not my PS3, and I can't afford an internal hdd anyhow, no matter how cheap.  We had to save up just for the game.


Talk to an IT geek at work or that you know, odds are they have a 100gb drive kicking around in the closet. I know I had like 6, but did some fall cleaning. If I come across one I'll just mail it to ya. I'm wiling to be that someone you know will let you have one for little more than a thank you and a smile.
 
2013-09-20 08:25:50 PM

radarlove: Luse: radarlove: Did you know that on the Playstation Network, 17gb actually means 32gb?

Did you also know that if your system is not big enough, they will let you buy the game, but not download it?

Did you also also know that they don't do refunds?

I do.

Now.

/we had been saving for that game for a year  =(
//wife was going to play it while recuperating from surgery on monday
///now she gets to stare at a wall for three weeks
////don't buy the game from the store if your PS3 is less than 40gb

I'm sorry to hear of your problems but they are relatively easily solved at a very small expense. You can easily upgrade the harddrive on your ps3.  Any 2.5" SATA 9.5mm height drive will work. Surely you know someone who's built a pc recently or upgraded their hard drive.

I could do it on my own but its not my PS3, and I can't afford an internal hdd anyhow, no matter how cheap.  We had to save up just for the game.


You're so broke you had to save up for a $60 game, but can afford TotalFark every month? Either way, both XBox and PS3 recognize USB thumb drives and hard drives. You should have no problem getting a 32gb flash drive for around $20.
 
2013-09-20 08:29:01 PM

radarlove: Luse: radarlove: Did you know that on the Playstation Network, 17gb actually means 32gb?

Did you also know that if your system is not big enough, they will let you buy the game, but not download it?

Did you also also know that they don't do refunds?

I do.

Now.

/we had been saving for that game for a year  =(
//wife was going to play it while recuperating from surgery on monday
///now she gets to stare at a wall for three weeks
////don't buy the game from the store if your PS3 is less than 40gb

I'm sorry to hear of your problems but they are relatively easily solved at a very small expense. You can easily upgrade the harddrive on your ps3.  Any 2.5" SATA 9.5mm height drive will work. Surely you know someone who's built a pc recently or upgraded their hard drive.

I could do it on my own but its not my PS3, and I can't afford an internal hdd anyhow, no matter how cheap.  We had to save up just for the game.


There was only one version of the ps3 with a HDD less than 40gig and it was only sold for a few months back in 06-07. Doubt the majority of people will have an issue.
 
2013-09-20 08:30:05 PM

Mark Ratner: It was an inside job I bet you. A store employee tipped off his homeys that a mentally challenged man would be easy pickens.

Also, which one in the photo was the victim? They both look kinda retarded.


This.

/Judging from the name and considering the white guys got a badge
 
2013-09-20 08:32:58 PM

DerpHerder: Mark Ratner: It was an inside job I bet you. A store employee tipped off his homeys that a mentally challenged man would be easy pickens.

Also, which one in the photo was the victim? They both look kinda retarded.

This.

/Judging from the name and considering the white guys got a badge


I would actually be impressed if they tried to jack a cop, wearing his badge for his copy of GTA.
 
2013-09-20 08:38:26 PM
I love GTA and all, but all these violent acts over the game is just going to give more ammunition to the idiot politicians who are trying to ban games.  Also, what the hell is wrong with people?
 
2013-09-20 08:43:20 PM

bwilson27: A republican then?


You'd have to be mentally handicapped in order to buy the game.

Sorry, low hanging fruit.
 
2013-09-20 08:43:53 PM

PillsHere: I love GTA and all, but all these violent acts over the game is just going to give more ammunition to the idiot politicians who are trying to ban games.  Also, what the hell is wrong with people?


Yup.

Somewhere, Jack Thompson is cleaning semen out of his chest hair.
 
2013-09-20 09:16:44 PM

Luse: radarlove: Luse: radarlove: Did you know that on the Playstation Network, 17gb actually means 32gb?

Did you also know that if your system is not big enough, they will let you buy the game, but not download it?

Did you also also know that they don't do refunds?

I do.

Now.

/we had been saving for that game for a year  =(
//wife was going to play it while recuperating from surgery on monday
///now she gets to stare at a wall for three weeks
////don't buy the game from the store if your PS3 is less than 40gb

I'm sorry to hear of your problems but they are relatively easily solved at a very small expense. You can easily upgrade the harddrive on your ps3.  Any 2.5" SATA 9.5mm height drive will work. Surely you know someone who's built a pc recently or upgraded their hard drive.

I could do it on my own but its not my PS3, and I can't afford an internal hdd anyhow, no matter how cheap.  We had to save up just for the game.

Talk to an IT geek at work or that you know, odds are they have a 100gb drive kicking around in the closet. I know I had like 6, but did some fall cleaning. If I come across one I'll just mail it to ya. I'm wiling to be that someone you know will let you have one for little more than a thank you and a smile.


That's a super good idea actually and I think I know just who to ask, thanks!

spman: You're so broke you had to save up for a $60 game, but can afford TotalFark every month?


Nope.  Which only leaves two possibilities, huh?  Either I reeeeeeeeally want Drew to die of cirrhosis, or *dun dun DUNNNNN*  I'm one of the thousands of TFers who were gifted their TFer status by another awesome Farker.  It's all falling into place now, isn't it?  The puzzle picture is becoming clearer.  The butler did it.

spman: Either way, both XBox and PS3 recognize USB thumb drives and hard drives. You should have no problem getting a 32gb flash drive for around $20.


Yeah but the PS3 will only read game dls that go directly to the internal, so the only solution is to swap it out.  It can still read music, videos, and saves from an external or thumb, but game data has to go to c:, I guess.

Saners: There was only one version of the ps3 with a HDD less than 40gig and it was only sold for a few months back in 06-07. Doubt the majority of people will have an issue.


Hey man, even if I save one person the hassle, it was worth it.  =)
 
2013-09-20 09:54:08 PM

radarlove: Luse: radarlove: Luse: radarlove: Did you know that on the Playstation Network, 17gb actually means 32gb?

Did you also know that if your system is not big enough, they will let you buy the game, but not download it?

Did you also also know that they don't do refunds?

I do.

Now.

/we had been saving for that game for a year  =(
//wife was going to play it while recuperating from surgery on monday
///now she gets to stare at a wall for three weeks
////don't buy the game from the store if your PS3 is less than 40gb

I'm sorry to hear of your problems but they are relatively easily solved at a very small expense. You can easily upgrade the harddrive on your ps3.  Any 2.5" SATA 9.5mm height drive will work. Surely you know someone who's built a pc recently or upgraded their hard drive.

I could do it on my own but its not my PS3, and I can't afford an internal hdd anyhow, no matter how cheap.  We had to save up just for the game.

Talk to an IT geek at work or that you know, odds are they have a 100gb drive kicking around in the closet. I know I had like 6, but did some fall cleaning. If I come across one I'll just mail it to ya. I'm wiling to be that someone you know will let you have one for little more than a thank you and a smile.

That's a super good idea actually and I think I know just who to ask, thanks!

spman: You're so broke you had to save up for a $60 game, but can afford TotalFark every month?

Nope.  Which only leaves two possibilities, huh?  Either I reeeeeeeeally want Drew to die of cirrhosis, or *dun dun DUNNNNN*  I'm one of the thousands of TFers who were gifted their TFer status by another awesome Farker.  It's all falling into place now, isn't it?  The puzzle picture is becoming clearer.  The butler did it.

spman: Either way, both XBox and PS3 recognize USB thumb drives and hard drives. You should have no problem getting a 32gb flash drive for around $20.

Yeah but the PS3 will only read game dls that go directly to the internal, so the only solution is to swap it out.  It can still read music, videos, and saves from an external or thumb, but game data has to go to c:, I guess.

Saners: There was only one version of the ps3 with a HDD less than 40gig and it was only sold for a few months back in 06-07. Doubt the majority of people will have an issue.

Hey man, even if I save one person the hassle, it was worth it.  =)


Hey dude, eip. I have an HDD you can have. Shoot me an email and we'll work it out.
 
2013-09-20 10:31:54 PM
What, didn't everyone bring a gun to pick up their copy (just in case)?
 
2013-09-20 10:44:31 PM

Nick Nostril: Never played GTA but I heard wheelchairs were extra points.


s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-09-20 10:47:06 PM

Savage Belief: Threadshiatter? In my Boobies?


ahem
 
2013-09-20 10:53:25 PM
These robbers got busted with a Three Star Wanted Level? Shiat, even I can outsmart the cops on that level. These people suck.

Actually they probably won't get charged with a hate crime because they "didn't rob a cracker" though they were stupid enough to admit that was their plan.
 
2013-09-20 11:16:03 PM
So how lame of a criminal do you have to be to rob a retard?

That's like tripping a midget.
 
2013-09-21 12:23:07 AM

Outrageous Muff: Aren't all purchasers of GTA V either mentally handicapped or below the age legal adulthood?


Your mom plays GTA.
 
2013-09-21 12:26:47 AM

DarkSoulNoHope: Davis and Jones, who have four children together, are each facing charges of strong-armed robbery and dealing in stolen property.

Well, now they and their children will know the truth that you just don't get released on the street with half your cash gone after committing a crime.


Right! They take all your cash then release you to the street.
 
2013-09-21 12:34:51 AM

Gyrfalcon: So how lame of a criminal do you have to be to rob a retard?

That's like tripping a midget.



They don't fall far.
 
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