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(Fark)   Did you ever have that dream where you're late for a test, and it's a final, and you forgot to study? That wasn't a dream, it's actually time for the Fark Quiz--and you forgot to study for it, didn't you?   (fark.com) divider line 47
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2013-09-20 02:26:50 PM  
Thanks to the writers of the Fark Quiz this week, who took time out of their schedule to make this happen for you. Thank you to phlegmmo, timharrod, Sim Tree, Sinto, and ivan. My mission is to buy each of you a beer (at least) in person.
 
2013-09-20 02:27:24 PM  
Winners of last week's quiz:

minoridiot 1004
pinkbear 962
uncleacid 955
QifutuWahuta 932
scrumpox 928
Oliver Twisted 927
zerkalo 923
shopball 922
leftfld 920
mpidgeon 909

The challenge is up: can you make it to the top 10 twice in a row?
 
2013-09-20 02:27:58 PM  
And of course, the Easy Quiz, if the hard quiz was too humiliating:  http://www.fark.com/quiz/263
 
2013-09-20 02:28:08 PM  
no, but i had nightmares about giving a report while buck nekkid ..... wait, maybe that wasn't a nightmare

like the fark news quiz :)
 
2013-09-20 02:28:53 PM  
Crap I forgot to study and I'm still naked.
 
2013-09-20 02:41:00 PM  
9/11 (never forget) 848 score
 
2013-09-20 02:41:01 PM  
A respectable 7 out of 11.  Oh yeah I am back and I am readly to rock.

Still not sure how all the aspies ahead of me got 11 out of 11 and finished in 10 seconds but I can dare to dream.
 
2013-09-20 02:43:16 PM  
I muffed the kick I think.
 
2013-09-20 02:44:44 PM  
Final Score:

7 out of 11 correct, total points = 640
Total time elapsed:

1 minute (93 seconds)

Joelogon 1055
WI241TH 911
scottydoesntknow 848
Blues_X 842
CoolBeans 723
spman 713
RedPhoenix122 651
Beerguy 647
Ponzholio 641
texdent 640
 
2013-09-20 02:45:05 PM  
I still have nightmares about skipping an entire semester of a class, only showing up for the final, having forgotten that I was enrolled in it. Even though I have never done that, so maybe it's my greatest fear of school?

Thanks for the quiz, though. Apparently, I still don't spend enough time on Fark :D
 
2013-09-20 02:46:19 PM  

johnnieconnie: I still have nightmares about skipping an entire semester of a class, only showing up for the final, having forgotten that I was enrolled in it. Even though I have never done that, so maybe it's my greatest fear of school?

Thanks for the quiz, though. Apparently, I still don't spend enough time on Fark :D


Relevant
 
2013-09-20 02:47:37 PM  
WI241TH 911

This means something
 
2013-09-20 02:51:09 PM  

WI241TH: WI241TH 911

This means something


Whoa, you got a 911, and I got 9/11.

images.sodahead.com
 
2013-09-20 02:54:41 PM  
WooHoo!  My first deleted comment.

/sorry guys, you had your chance for the answer key
 
2013-09-20 03:03:23 PM  

johnnieconnie: I still have nightmares about skipping an entire semester of a class, only showing up for the final, having forgotten that I was enrolled in it. Even though I have never done that, so maybe it's my greatest fear of school?


And I can't even remember what room I'm supposed to go to, and I can't find my schedule. I didn't stop having that dream until I'd been out of school for roughly 30 years.
 
2013-09-20 03:04:18 PM  
Final Score:10 out of 11 correct, total points = 929
Total time elapsed:1 minute (78 seconds)
 
2013-09-20 03:05:18 PM  
yeah baby! Temporary 6th place! Nevah forget.
 
2013-09-20 03:06:25 PM  
Final Score:10 out of 11 correct, total points = 885
Total time elapsed:2 minutes (125 seconds)
Top 10 scores for this quiz:Joelogon1055common sense is an oxymoron1041FrancoFile953SundaesChild944soopey925Cluster_Fark923WI241T H911talkertopc885scottydoesntknow848Blues_X842

Woohoo! Top 10, I don't expect to stay long though.
 
2013-09-20 03:06:56 PM  
Woohoo top 10 for a minute
Final Score:

10 out of 11 correct, total points = 923
Total time elapsed:

2 minutes (172 seconds)
 
2013-09-20 03:07:01 PM  
Should have previewed.
 
2013-09-20 03:09:53 PM  

bingethinker: johnnieconnie: I still have nightmares about skipping an entire semester of a class, only showing up for the final, having forgotten that I was enrolled in it. Even though I have never done that, so maybe it's my greatest fear of school?

And I can't even remember what room I'm supposed to go to, and I can't find my schedule. I didn't stop having that dream until I'd been out of school for roughly 30 years.


I had Biology 25 years ago, and even though I did not skip the entire semester, and managed to pass, I still have that dream about it, or Sociology. It varies.

SmackLT: johnnieconnie: I still have nightmares about skipping an entire semester of a class, only showing up for the final, having forgotten that I was enrolled in it. Even though I have never done that, so maybe it's my greatest fear of school?

Thanks for the quiz, though. Apparently, I still don't spend enough time on Fark :D

Relevant


Definitely.
 
2013-09-20 03:13:25 PM  
I studied it out, does that count?

// 9/11 785
// never forget
 
2013-09-20 03:14:05 PM  
Final Score: 8 out of 11 correct, total points = 736Total time elapsed:  2 minutes (132 seconds) 
Personal best for me. It's been a slow work week.
 
2013-09-20 03:20:59 PM  
Seventh isn't bad since I have Time-Warner speed.
 
2013-09-20 03:23:13 PM  
10 out of 11 correct, total points = 944
 
2013-09-20 03:26:41 PM  
i.imgur.com

11 out of 11 correct, total points = 1044 (56 seconds)
10 out of 10 correct, total points = 918 (82 seconds)

/In yo' face, productivity!
//raises a beer to that guy with the birthday, because I'd hate to break this 7-day nonproductivity combo so late in the week.
 
2013-09-20 04:07:32 PM  
I was all 'wootwoot! 11/11 and 991!' then I saw  the leader board and didn't even place. Oh well, the wife will be impressed.
 
2013-09-20 04:10:32 PM  
i40.tinypic.com

Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

Why am I the only person who has that dream?
 
2013-09-20 04:16:55 PM  
Got 927, which I think is a personal best. Felt pretty awesome until I wasn't even in sight of the leaderboard.
 
2013-09-20 04:50:33 PM  
11 out of 11 correct, total points = 1000

Total time elapsed:1 minute (100 seconds)

Geez, not even in the top ten. Guess I needed more caffeine for a twitchier finger.

I know, I have no life
 
2013-09-20 04:54:39 PM  
Damn, the whole leaderboard with perfect scores. Quiz must have been too easy this week
 
2013-09-20 05:01:01 PM  
How can you be positive you aren't a figment of my dreaming mind?
 
2013-09-20 05:02:03 PM  
9 out of 11 for 837
 
2013-09-20 06:08:00 PM  
10 of 11    928
 
2013-09-20 06:19:04 PM  
Thank you, quizzinators  phlegmmo,timharrod,Sim Tree,Sinto, ivan, and Unfreakable. An impressive assembly of mind-bending tomfoolery has once again thwarted my keen intellect,.
 
2013-09-20 06:37:04 PM  
8 out of 11 = 707 (126 seconds)

Better than average. Also drunk more gin than average (11:36pm UK time).

I think there is a lesson to be learned there
 
2013-09-20 07:15:24 PM  

johnnieconnie: bingethinker: johnnieconnie: I still have nightmares about skipping an entire semester of a class, only showing up for the final, having forgotten that I was enrolled in it. Even though I have never done that, so maybe it's my greatest fear of school?

And I can't even remember what room I'm supposed to go to, and I can't find my schedule. I didn't stop having that dream until I'd been out of school for roughly 30 years.

I had Biology 25 years ago, and even though I did not skip the entire semester, and managed to pass, I still have that dream about it, or Sociology. It varies.

SmackLT: johnnieconnie: I still have nightmares about skipping an entire semester of a class, only showing up for the final, having forgotten that I was enrolled in it. Even though I have never done that, so maybe it's my greatest fear of school?

Thanks for the quiz, though. Apparently, I still don't spend enough time on Fark :D

Relevant

Definitely.


Sometimes I couldn't even remember what exactly the course was, I only knew I had to pass to graduate.
 
2013-09-20 07:35:32 PM  
Tough week, I didn't make the Top Ten with this:

Final Score:11 out of 11 correct, total points = 1012
Total time elapsed:1 minute (88 seconds)
 
2013-09-20 08:14:03 PM  
11 out of 11 correct, total points = 1031

Total time elapsed:1 minute (69 seconds)

Leaderboarded it.  Briefly I would imagine.
 
2013-09-20 08:34:06 PM  
Subby forgot to mention the part where for some reason I'm not wearing shoes and the questions make no sense at all.
 
2013-09-20 08:44:33 PM  
It's an odd feeling when you do much worse on the Easy Quiz.
 
2013-09-20 09:08:04 PM  

Unfreakable: Thanks to the writers of the Fark Quiz this week, who took time out of their schedule to make this happen for you. Thank you to phlegmmo, timharrod, Sim Tree, Sinto, and ivan. My mission is to buy each of you a beer (at least) in person.


The next time you find yourself in Phoenix I would be happy to take you up on that offer
 
2013-09-20 09:32:25 PM  
11 out of 11 correct, total points = 1031

wow.
 
2013-09-20 10:21:19 PM  
11 out of 11 correct, total points = 1049

I'm... #2?

As of now.
 
BBH
2013-09-20 11:54:46 PM  
11/11 for 993 points! (Damn slow DSL)
 
2013-09-21 12:32:54 AM  
10 of 11 and I actually had one right and changed my mind.  Aarrgh.  907.  My best in ages.

/ I'd like to thank the Academy, my agent, FSM ...
 
2013-09-21 09:26:38 PM  
11/11 for the first time ever and my 986 doesn't even crack the top ten.  Fark this.

/kicks dog
//slams door on the way out
 
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