naughtyrev: Lapham's is always good for some interesting reading. Thanks, subby.
AverageAmericanGuy: I'd like to say I'd request a Big Mac and Filet O Fish so that my ending moments were a raging torrent of skunky onion-filled diarrhea.But I'd probably just request a rib-eye.
Representative of the unwashed masses: I'd get the biggest, greasiest, spiciest Mexican meal I could dream up. Let those bastards clean up the projectile diarrhea after I'm done.
TheWhoppah: Food has always played a vital role in Life's rituals. The breaking of bread, the last meal of the condemned man, and now... this meal. However informal it might appear, you can be sure that there was to be little bonhomie.[filmdope.com image 320x240]Where is your farking neck?
Ant: I'd want one last small taste of all my favorites:Dungeness crab legsLobster tailSeared diver scallopsClamsMusselsA bowl of phoSome Vietnamese lemongrass porkPanang curryLamb rogan joshChicken in dark mole sauceand for dessertBaklavaVanilla Haagen Daas
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