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(9 News)   Two schools locked down after pirates spotted heading to Krispy Kreme for sugary bounty   ( divider line
    More: Stupid, Krispy Kreme, sightings, middle schools, pirates  
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2013-09-20 04:47:52 PM  
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The Irresponsible Captain: vudukungfu: I'm going to send the school a big box of farking pampers

That's the root of a good idea, there. We just need to work out some details.

I suggest that people just post one disposable diaper to someone responsible for overreacting to a "threat".

You know, if one person, just one person does it they may think he's really sick. And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people mailing diapers? They may think it's an organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day, I said fifty people a day mailing diapers? And friends they may think it's a movement.

And that's what diapers are for! Movements!
2013-09-20 03:24:45 PM  
2 votes:
Why are the retarded people in charge of teaching our kids?
2013-09-20 05:05:17 PM  
1 vote:
arrr there be dumbarses here!
2013-09-20 04:04:13 PM  
1 vote:
I dressed up for pirate day.
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But for some reason all the libtards freaked out.
2013-09-20 03:38:47 PM  
1 vote:

TinyFist: "legend has it..."

There's a website. It's the very first thing that comes up if you google "talk like a pirate." You can use the stupid I'm Feeling Lucky button and somehow stumble upon it.

Fine reporting there, Lou.

I'm married so I never use the "I feel lucky" button.
2013-09-20 03:30:40 PM  
1 vote:
I'm going to send the school a big box of farking pampers
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