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(9 News)   Two schools locked down after pirates spotted heading to Krispy Kreme for sugary bounty   (9news.com) divider line 10
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2013-09-20 03:24:19 PM
7 votes:
Land of the free and home of the brave?

Hmmm... FDR had it right, the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

/Fear seems to winning by quite the large margin
2013-09-20 03:24:45 PM
4 votes:
Why are the retarded people in charge of teaching our kids?
2013-09-20 03:34:19 PM
3 votes:
The terrorist have won.
2013-09-20 03:48:55 PM
2 votes:
Culture of Fear.

Back in my day, to get out of class you had to phone in a bomb threat, which is in and of itself a crime. That the call itself was a crime regardless of how true it was acted as a deterrant to preven it from happening often.


To get out of class now you just call in a suspicious person near the school. Best part is you're unlikely to get in trouble no matter what. In fact if you find an actual person acting even a little weird to report as the suspicious person, your 'victim' is more likely to get in trouble than you are. There is after all, no real standard on what constitutes suspicious behavior. Same things apply to suspicious packages and again, the person who owns the package is more likely to get in trouble than you regardless of how benign the package actually is.


Not that I'm saying these pirates were reported as suspicious by someone who just wanted to get out of class, but it was aliens.
2013-09-20 03:42:32 PM
2 votes:

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Why are the retarded people in charge of teaching our kids?


They prefer to hire liberals.
2013-09-20 05:05:17 PM
1 votes:
arrr there be dumbarses here!
2013-09-20 04:45:40 PM
1 votes:

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Why are the retarded people in charge of teaching our kids?


Because those people get shiatty pay and no respect. If we valued teachers, we'd have good ones.
2013-09-20 03:30:40 PM
1 votes:
I'm going to send the school a big box of farking pampers
GBB
2013-09-20 03:29:47 PM
1 votes:

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Why are the retarded people in charge of teaching our kids?


Cause the smart ones are out making money and not having kids.
2013-09-20 03:20:25 PM
1 votes:
Can't blame them, their antivirus was probably out of date
 
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