garandman1a: Hey, in the US, sure, why not, as long as the car doesn't say "no".
I_Am_Weasel: Wow. Those credit card applications are getting tougher and tougher.
scottydoesntknow: What about marrying turtles? I've been told many times that America will allow me to marry my turtle
No Such Agency: scottydoesntknow:What about marrying turtles? I've been told many times that America will allow me to marry my turtleIn America, marry turtle is compulsory. Raise rabbits is compulsory. Recreational vehicle is compulsory, drive from state to state, no papers.
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