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(Daily Express)   Brits rush for designer vaginas...and use them to store their pot plants [w/pic]   (express.co.uk) divider line 32
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2013-09-20 03:15:54 PM  
You can go couture vagina or get one off the shelf at the Baby Gap, but that's kind of redundant.
 
2013-09-20 03:17:52 PM  
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2013-09-20 03:33:11 PM  
They're snatching them up as fast as they can
 
2013-09-20 03:35:56 PM  
Ok... the whole cosmetic aspect of this seems pretty silly to me. I mean, come on- how many times has a guy gotten a girl naked, looked between her legs, and gone
 images1.wikia.nocookie.net
Probably, oh, NEVER. First off, half the time we probably don't even look. Second, if we did and noticed that it for example looked (and was moving...) like a Sarlac Pit with razor-blade tentacles, most guys would likely still be going, "This MIGHT still be worth going for..." I'd say, unless you're planning on LOTS of people seeing you naked and commenting on the appearance of your genetalia, assuming it wasn't mangled in an accident of some sort, cosmetic work is a complete waste of money.

Surgery for restoring tightness after having a child? OK, that I can see legitimately improving things on both sides of the equation.
 
2013-09-20 03:40:10 PM  
Did someone say vajazzling?

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2013-09-20 03:48:36 PM  
Take me seriously! Love me for who I am!*

*Someone who will slice and dice my body; cover it with paint and lotions; take drugs and invent new diseases to control my weight; spend money at spas and salons to have other people remove my hair, paint, polish, buff and dye various areas; spend a fortune on clothing; all so I can be petty and competitive with other women.
 
2013-09-20 04:13:22 PM  
vaginoplasty?
 
2013-09-20 04:15:01 PM  
useless article. Least they could do is show some before/after pics.
 
2013-09-20 04:17:04 PM  
Whar pot plants? Whar?!
 
2013-09-20 04:19:05 PM  
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2013-09-20 04:20:13 PM  

Ashyukun:  First off, half the time we probably don't even look.


I think you're doing it wrong, brother.
 
2013-09-20 04:30:48 PM  
Is this going to be a left-handed thread?
 
2013-09-20 04:33:19 PM  

TinyFist: Ashyukun:  First off, half the time we probably don't even look.

I think you're doing it wrong, brother.


I was speaking more in regards to men as a whole (no pun intended :P) and not personally. *shrugs*
 
2013-09-20 04:48:42 PM  
What do the pot plants have to do with anything?
 
2013-09-20 04:52:09 PM  
Remember it is better to look good than to feel good.
 
2013-09-20 05:01:37 PM  
...no. Just...no.

I've never known a straight man to not fark a naked and willing woman no matter what her chest size is, how much cellulite she's packing, or what her vagina looks like. Have some farking confidence women!

My slightly chubby friend had been mooning over this guy in a bar for awhile, but wouldn't talk to him because of all the hotties flirting with him. I finally got sick of it and ordered a drink for the guy and told the waitress to say it was from my friend. I gave her a corny pickup line to use on him when he came over. He came over, she delivered flirty lame pickup line, he laughed with her, and they went home that night. AND they dated for a few months afterwards. Confidence ladies with a touch of sluttiness. Save yourself the money and pain of plastic surgery. It isn't needed.
 
2013-09-20 05:04:13 PM  

brap: You can go couture vagina or get one off the shelf at the Baby Gap, but that's kind of redundant.


Your pun sir. I see it. Seems no one else does.
 
2013-09-20 05:04:44 PM  
Also, getting it after childbirth because your vagina is loose? Any man that says your vagina is too loose because of your kids is an asshole. Dump his tiny dick and move on to a bigger, better model.
 
2013-09-20 05:16:07 PM  
Do they also practice the Handhabung technique?

www.norbert-weisser.com

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/Family resemblance?
 
2013-09-20 05:17:03 PM  

hailin: Also, getting it after childbirth because your vagina is loose? Any man that says your vagina is too loose because of your kids is an asshole. Dump his tiny dick and move on to a bigger, better model.


also save the money ladies and do your kegels after childbirth....lots of them.
 
2013-09-20 05:17:38 PM  
Lenny_da_Hog:

*Someone who will slice and dice my body; cover it with paint and lotions; take drugs and invent new diseases to control my weight; spend money at spas and salons to have other people remove my hair, paint, polish, buff and dye various areas; spend a fortune on clothing; all so I can be petty and competitive with other women.

Now you know why giving women the right to vote was so controversial in its day, Can you truly say our ancestors made the right call?
 
2013-09-20 05:30:06 PM  

hailin: Also, getting it after childbirth because your vagina is loose? Any man that says your vagina is too loose because of your kids is an asshole. Dump his tiny dick and move on to a bigger, better model.


Meh, mostly it's a lot of whining from men overcompensating for a complete lack of ability in bed.

If anything, sex is better after my wife gave birth.

/30 hours and one oxytocin-fueled acynclitic kid later.
//Not a 'short man' m'self, but I certainly wouldn't win any competitions neither.
///Always tip your OB a Benjamin for an extra couple of stitches.
 
2013-09-20 05:48:51 PM  
I have never known a woman who is comfortable with their vagoo.

Typically, it's "Don't look at it! I hate my vagoo!"

What's wrong with wanting to not hate it?
 
2013-09-20 06:14:38 PM  
It's shiat like this is why I have no problem with female genital mutiliation.  I mean, seriously, can we trust these twats to do anything responsible with their vagina?  It should be the property of men, since women can't handle the awesome responsibility that is the snatch.
 
2013-09-20 06:20:28 PM  
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Can I haz anesthetic>
 
2013-09-20 06:48:09 PM  
I don't need a designer vagina... any old vagina on my woman will do.
 
2013-09-20 06:52:04 PM  
GIS for designer vagina results are about what one would expect.
except for this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/08/01/designer-vagina-fad-docto_n_ 1 16441.html
What in the hell?
 
2013-09-20 07:45:52 PM  

Mach10: hailin: Also, getting it after childbirth because your vagina is loose? Any man that says your vagina is too loose because of your kids is an asshole. Dump his tiny dick and move on to a bigger, better model.

Meh, mostly it's a lot of whining from men overcompensating for a complete lack of ability in bed.

If anything, sex is better after my wife gave birth.

/30 hours and one oxytocin-fueled acynclitic kid later.
//Not a 'short man' m'self, but I certainly wouldn't win any competitions neither.
///Always tip your OB a Benjamin for an extra couple of stitches.


See, you contradicted yourself. I think the non-cosmetic surgery they mentioned was for ladies who didn't get those couple of extra stitches. Makes a huge difference, and some ladies are just made larger on the inside to begin with. The cosmetic surgery baffles me though. Never seen an ugly one.
 
2013-09-20 08:33:05 PM  
Love them all. But I have heard stories of labia-minor interfering with intercourse and causing pain. Certainly a candidate for labioplasty, but hardly a cometic choice if this were the case. Seems though that this is the minority of the cases today.
 
2013-09-21 07:23:55 AM  
Poor deluded women. I've never met one I didn't want to go at like a labrador eating a bowl of custard.
Little pink mouses ears, badly packed kebabs, wizard's sleeves, giant hairy growlers.
I'll eat them all with gusto.

Gusto.
 
2013-09-21 10:22:49 AM  

sendtodave: I have never known a woman who is comfortable with their vagoo.

Typically, it's "Don't look at it! I hate my vagoo!"

What's wrong with wanting to not hate it?


Nothing wrong with them wanting to not hate it so much as we're trying to say that in most cases there's no reason to hate it in the first place. I can't think of a single sausage wallet I've looked at and said "Damn there's no way I'm sticking my dick in there, that shiat be ugly!" Ones with diseases like genital warts or an overblown case of herpes don't count. And the only reason I wouldn't also stick my face down there would be if it turns out the woman isn't so great at personal hygiene and it smells really bad, the regular smell of one is great.
 
2013-09-21 11:55:45 AM  

Satosuke: Your pun sir. I see it. Seems no one else does.


For some people, it's possible to understand and appreciate a joke without the insecure compulsion to announce to everyone how clever they are for doing so.
 
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