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(Click Orlando)   Man arrested after using baby as shield. Greg Stillson unavailable for comment   (clickorlando.com) divider line 21
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2013-09-20 03:12:21 PM  
pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-09-20 03:15:22 PM  
www.zengardner.com
 
2013-09-20 03:15:31 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-20 03:16:36 PM  
www.clickorlando.com
 
2013-09-20 03:18:08 PM  

you_idiot: [www.clickorlando.com image 283x360]


Dang, my post failed. I was trying to post a picture of "Mermaid Man"
 
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2013-09-20 03:19:24 PM  
I don't get the child abuse charge. My baby plays with the blinds all the time and maybe he locked the other kids in the bathroom for their safety because cops have a history of barging into houses and firing away.
 
2013-09-20 03:20:27 PM  
you_idiot,

Is a police department putting watermarks in mugshots to make the life of internet for-profit mugshot publishers more difficult?
 
2013-09-20 03:25:14 PM  
^^ I failed to get a proper picture of mermaid man from a site that prevents farkers from hot linking.
 
2013-09-20 03:25:57 PM  
He'll never be President now.
 
2013-09-20 03:36:05 PM  

Enemabag Jones: you_idiot,

Is a police department putting watermarks in mugshots to make the life of internet for-profit mugshot publishers more difficult?


I just thought it was a horribly awkward tattoo.
 
2013-09-20 03:44:21 PM  
Jesus, that article is littered with hyperbole from the police.

"Three women inside home face obstruction and child abuse charges for telling police Wehunt wasn't there. "

Do they win a prize at the end of the shift for most charges filed?
 
2013-09-20 03:50:17 PM  
The problem with that approach is, once they get a spear stuck in them, babies become quite unwieldy as a shield.
 
2013-09-20 03:58:32 PM  
big pig peaches
The problem with that approach is, once they get a spear stuck in them, babies become quite unwieldy as a shield.


Once a baby type shield has been punctured, it is no longer function for that purpose anyway. Drop it and move on to your next defensive move.
 
2013-09-20 04:00:01 PM  

Enemabag Jones: big pig peaches
The problem with that approach is, once they get a spear stuck in them, babies become quite unwieldy as a shield.

Once a baby type shield has been punctured, it is no longer function for that purpose anyway. Drop it and move on to your next defensive move.


Pffft amateur. You don't just drop the baby. You have to throw it as hard as you can for a distraction.
 
2013-09-20 04:03:13 PM  
artbikerworld.com
 
2013-09-20 04:05:20 PM  
scottydoesntknow ,
Pffft amateur. You don't just drop the baby. You have to throw it as hard as you can for a distraction.

Read that off to yourself as the voice of Michael Weston, the tactical narrator.
 
2013-09-20 04:24:27 PM  
I love fark
 
2013-09-20 06:16:02 PM  

scottydoesntknow: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x637]


Alright, what's that from?  it strikes me as something written by mark millar, and sure as heck looks like the artwork of whoever drew WANTED
 
2013-09-20 06:20:02 PM  
and how has no one posted the beginning of GOD BLESS AMERICA yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaXDaAsfHuc">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=WaXDaAsfHuc
 
2013-09-20 06:22:00 PM  

Vexed Thespian: and how has no one posted the beginning of GOD BLESS AMERICA yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaXDaAsfHuc">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=WaXDaAsfHuc


stonicus: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x281]


okay, im an idiot.  after watching the video I posted I see now that you had it covered.  for some reason I took one look at that and thought it was from Carrie.
 
2013-09-21 12:52:20 PM  
Not two hours ago finished reading it.
Not sure if relevant... it's in the Dead Zone.
 
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