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2013-09-20 03:11:59 PM
That's gay.
 
2013-09-20 04:18:34 PM
Fabulousness ain't cheap.
 
2013-09-20 04:19:13 PM
 
2013-09-20 04:20:04 PM
I can't tell who's the biatch and who's the butch..
 
2013-09-20 04:20:09 PM
And I just noticed that "richjuz" at the end of that URL. Uncalled for.

But still, the story is horrifying/hilarious.
 
2013-09-20 04:21:06 PM
What a shiathead.

BTW, that dude with the short sleeves has some goddamn impressive arms.
 
2013-09-20 04:22:14 PM

Atomic Spunk: What a shiathead.

BTW, that dude with the short sleeves has some goddamn impressive arms.


Probably from jerking off his partner every day.
 
2013-09-20 04:22:24 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Bridezilla? No, this is Bridezilla:

http://gawker.com/this-terrifying-bride-is-only-joking-except-when-s he s-1343098715@richjuz


Her poor, poor bridesmaids and their low self esteem.
 
2013-09-20 04:22:42 PM
FTFA: International couple Eric Turner and Morné Coetzer are in a bit of a pickle

*snert*

I'd figure that they wouldn't be in a pickle; more like the pickle will be in them....
 
2013-09-20 04:23:49 PM
Wow, both of those dudes have the same sense of materialistic entitlement that you'd see in a female bride.

I guess they're doing it... right?   I mean, if you get the same rights as a breeder bride, you're allowed to act the same way.
 
2013-09-20 04:24:23 PM
The links to the guy's FB and their registry are in the comments. OMG.
 
2013-09-20 04:24:35 PM
In its own way, this kind of thing really is a milestone for marriage equality.

/Not one to be proud of, but still.
 
2013-09-20 04:27:33 PM

Well I use Mac/Linux...: Atomic Spunk: What a shiathead.

BTW, that dude with the short sleeves has some goddamn impressive arms.

Probably from jerking off his partner every day.


I hope he uses each hand for an equal amount of time or that may cause some symmetry problems.
 
2013-09-20 04:29:12 PM

TheDumbBlonde: The links to the guy's FB and their registry are in the comments. OMG.


Can you catch gay from a Facebook profile?
 
2013-09-20 04:30:44 PM
I don't know.  The article writer seems to have a bug up his ass.  shrug
 
2013-09-20 04:30:57 PM
Meanwhile, I have a friend with a $ 400,000 pile of medical bills from a climbing accident with more bills coming.
 
2013-09-20 04:31:28 PM

minoridiot: TheDumbBlonde: The links to the guy's FB and their registry are in the comments. OMG.

Can you catch gay from a Facebook profile?


No, but I think you can catch a nasty case of contact douchebaggery.
 
2013-09-20 04:31:37 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Bridezilla? No, this is Bridezilla:

http://gawker.com/this-terrifying-bride-is-only-joking-except-when-s he s-1343098715@richjuz


Yeah, I would have dropped out of the wedding at that point. I was the best man at my friends wedding and all he asked of me was "Try not to get too trashed the night before the ceremony"
 
2013-09-20 04:34:58 PM

Well I use Mac/Linux...: Atomic Spunk: What a shiathead.

BTW, that dude with the short sleeves has some goddamn impressive arms.

Probably from jerking off his partner every day.


If jerking off caused someone to grow arms like that, I'd have twenty-inch pythons. No, what caused those arms is something far, far more vile...

Steroid abuse. Which, oddly, also explains the sense of entitlement. Nothing screams entitlement like "We're going to have four different wedding events and we're paying for all this lavish luxury and the honeymoon, but won't you pay an exorbitant amount of money for my parents to come to one of the events?" (The correct thing to do, I should think, would be to tone down the luxury and put the saved money towards airfare for the parents, instead of expecting the Internet to give a fark.)
 
2013-09-20 04:35:04 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Bridezilla? No, this is Bridezilla:

http://gawker.com/this-terrifying-bride-is-only-joking-except-when-s he s-1343098715@richjuz


Goddamn.  I'm not sure whether I feel more sorry for the bridesmaids or that poor sap she's marrying.
 
2013-09-20 04:36:12 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: And I just noticed that "richjuz" at the end of that URL. Uncalled for.

But still, the story is horrifying/hilarious.


Yeah...that's some over-the-top shiat right there.

Oh and about "Bridezilla", anyone wanna give me a guesstimate as to how many of them divorce within the first 5 years of their marriage?  I'll put the O/U at about 65%.
 
2013-09-20 04:36:42 PM
So not only are we posting shiatty articles from Gawker (the only kind they have), but we're cheering them too. Lovely, Fark.

Arsehole writer screams over how there are "four separate events" and then lists the travel to SA, the wedding, and the honeymoon (also in SA). Now, aside from that being three things, I'm pretty sure they're all standard parts of most Western weddings. You know: getting there, having a wedding, having a honeymoon trip.

All that makes this unusual is that it's a destination wedding. But that's not by choice. Same sex laws don't allow them to marry where they are. So they picked a location that (a) does and (b) means something to them. Pretty standard for most couples.

But Gawker wants to show how.progressive they are by slamming a gay couple for anything but being gay. "Hey, we'd do this to a straight couple too. Their gayness has nothing to do with it one way or the other." Except of course it does. A straight couple wouldn't be facing the problems, and choices, that this couple faces.

Gawker sucks. SUBBY, you should feel ashamed. A lot of you conmenters should as well.
 
2013-09-20 04:39:22 PM
Eric's parents have the money they just don't want to go.
 
2013-09-20 04:40:20 PM

wild9: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Bridezilla? No, this is Bridezilla:

http://gawker.com/this-terrifying-bride-is-only-joking-except-when-s he s-1343098715@richjuz

Yeah, I would have dropped out of the wedding at that point. I was the best man at my friends wedding and all he asked of me was "Try not to get too trashed the night before the ceremony"


My best mate's wife was a royal biatch in the two months leading up to the actual (Baptist--meaning no liquor at the reception, and no dancing either) ceremony. She's a biatch all the time, but her biatchiness ratcheted up to 12. She looked at the groomsmen and biatched about how we couldn't take him to a strip club or get hammered/wasted/smashed on the eve of her big day.

So we took him to New Orleans, got absolutely shiatfaced, got him a lap dance with the fattest stripper there, and slept it off at a cheap hotel. The drive to the church in the morning was fun, largely because the driver and I were rather hungover, and the bridegroom, that poor sod, was sixteen kinds of nervous that he wouldn't be sober enough to say "I do."

Of course, the bride was livid. And I didn't care, because I saw what she was planning on wearing for their first night as man and wife and all I could do to keep hold of my laughter in front of her face was to think about what a short coont she is.
 
2013-09-20 04:41:57 PM
Barf
 
2013-09-20 04:42:13 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-20 04:42:16 PM
I propose the masculine nomenclature for 'bridezilla' be now and forever 'bridezillo' kind of like latina and latino with the thing at the end.
 
2013-09-20 04:43:16 PM

brimed03: So not only are we posting shiatty articles from Gawker (the only kind they have), but we're cheering them too. Lovely, Fark.

Arsehole writer screams over how there are "four separate events" and then lists the travel to SA, the wedding, and the honeymoon (also in SA). Now, aside from that being three things, I'm pretty sure they're all standard parts of most Western weddings. You know: getting there, having a wedding, having a honeymoon trip.

All that makes this unusual is that it's a destination wedding. But that's not by choice. Same sex laws don't allow them to marry where they are. So they picked a location that (a) does and (b) means something to them. Pretty standard for most couples.

But Gawker wants to show how.progressive they are by slamming a gay couple for anything but being gay. "Hey, we'd do this to a straight couple too. Their gayness has nothing to do with it one way or the other." Except of course it does. A straight couple wouldn't be facing the problems, and choices, that this couple faces.

Gawker sucks. SUBBY, you should feel ashamed. A lot of you conmenters should as well.


asset.ninemsn.com.au
 
2013-09-20 04:43:30 PM

brimed03: So not only are we posting shiatty articles from Gawker (the only kind they have), but we're cheering them too. Lovely, Fark.

Arsehole writer screams over how there are "four separate events" and then lists the travel to SA, the wedding, and the honeymoon (also in SA). Now, aside from that being three things, I'm pretty sure they're all standard parts of most Western weddings. You know: getting there, having a wedding, having a honeymoon trip.

All that makes this unusual is that it's a destination wedding. But that's not by choice. Same sex laws don't allow them to marry where they are. So they picked a location that (a) does and (b) means something to them. Pretty standard for most couples.

But Gawker wants to show how.progressive they are by slamming a gay couple for anything but being gay. "Hey, we'd do this to a straight couple too. Their gayness has nothing to do with it one way or the other." Except of course it does. A straight couple wouldn't be facing the problems, and choices, that this couple faces.

Gawker sucks. SUBBY, you should feel ashamed. A lot of you conmenters should as well.


Hey, dumbass, go back and read the article. The couple is counting the whole wedding shindig in South Africa as one "event." Then there are three more spread across the globe.

And I'd heckle a straight couple for doing something this stupid, too--they can afford the travel to South Africa, the wedding, the other three global events, the honeymoon...everything but flying two people down there? That's a case of shiatty priorities and entitlement. So stop being a biatch and thinking that Gawker is shiatty because you don't like it. And while you're at it, go scrape the sand out of your asshole.
 
2013-09-20 04:44:12 PM

brimed03: So not only are we posting shiatty articles from Gawker (the only kind they have), but we're cheering them too. Lovely, Fark.

Arsehole writer screams over how there are "four separate events" and then lists the travel to SA, the wedding, and the honeymoon (also in SA). Now, aside from that being three things, I'm pretty sure they're all standard parts of most Western weddings. You know: getting there, having a wedding, having a honeymoon trip.

All that makes this unusual is that it's a destination wedding. But that's not by choice. Same sex laws don't allow them to marry where they are. So they picked a location that (a) does and (b) means something to them. Pretty standard for most couples.

But Gawker wants to show how.progressive they are by slamming a gay couple for anything but being gay. "Hey, we'd do this to a straight couple too. Their gayness has nothing to do with it one way or the other." Except of course it does. A straight couple wouldn't be facing the problems, and choices, that this couple faces.

Gawker sucks. SUBBY, you should feel ashamed. A lot of you conmenters should as well.


Mmmkay, you would have a point *if* there weren't people also campaigning online for help with medical bills or getting food on the table.  Millions of couples have had to get married without a certain family member being there.  People cope.  You know what else people do?  Save up the money & then do the planning once the financing is in place.  Asking for money to contribute to further luxury will absolutey get slammed on Fark - no matter what the sexual orientation.  People have to get it out of their heads that they are entitled to some expensive party when a justice of the peace & 1 witness can will provide exactly the same outcome for vast amounts less.  What matters is the couple's love, not the event.
 
2013-09-20 04:48:48 PM
If only there were some place roughly geographically halfway between Houston and London that already legalized same-sex MArriage.
 
2013-09-20 04:55:27 PM
OK so South Africa, which had farking apartheid not too long ago, has legal same-sex marriage but many parts of America still don't?
What the fark is wrong with our country?
 
2013-09-20 04:57:20 PM

leonel: I propose the masculine nomenclature for 'bridezilla' be now and forever 'bridezillo' kind of like latina and latino with the thing at the end.


Brozilla.
 
2013-09-20 04:59:03 PM

YoOjo: leonel: I propose the masculine nomenclature for 'bridezilla' be now and forever 'bridezillo' kind of like latina and latino with the thing at the end.

Brozilla.


win.
 
2013-09-20 05:01:49 PM

redsquid: OK so South Africa, which had farking apartheid not too long ago, has legal same-sex marriage but many parts of America still don't?
What the fark is wrong with our country?


Less than South Africa, but it would be nice to match them in this one area.

ImpendingCynic: If only there were some place roughly geographically halfway between Houston and London that already legalized same-sex MArriage.


Provincetown doesn't have the $ame charm as flying family halfway across the world with OPM.
 
2013-09-20 05:04:37 PM
So gay guys getting married have the same entitlement complex as straight people? Color me shocked. Also why we just need to legalize it. It's all the same.

/my lesbian sister was a total bridezilla when she got married
 
2013-09-20 05:10:05 PM

Atomic Spunk: Well I use Mac/Linux...: Atomic Spunk: What a shiathead.

BTW, that dude with the short sleeves has some goddamn impressive arms.

Probably from jerking off his partner every day.

I hope he uses each hand for an equal amount of time or that may cause some symmetry problems.


www.protias.com
 
2013-09-20 05:13:48 PM

ImpendingCynic: If only there were some place roughly geographically halfway between Houston and London that already legalized same-sex MArriage.


I'm sure there's isn't aNY way they could find someplace TO legally get married that's cheaper to get to than South Africa.
 
2013-09-20 05:17:22 PM
They could save 7k by cutting out the protien drinks.
 
2013-09-20 05:17:42 PM

redsquid: OK so South Africa, which had farking apartheid not too long ago, has legal same-sex marriage but many parts of America still don't?
What the fark is wrong with our country?


^^VERY much THIS...

also...

having RTFA, it sounds more like they're going to the parents already in SA, and were hoping they could get the OTHER parents there as well...  the "three other events worldwide" sound to me like whatever "videographer" they were talking about is going to be coordinating  international locations for friends/family who COULDN'T travel to live stream wherever they're at.

so instead of telling EVERYONE they had to get to SA to be at the wedding, they said, "hey, if you can make it great, if not, we'll be skyping to london and texas"  not a stretch to say the third location is wherever they met, and attempting to include friends from there...

but go ahead and be butthurt, cuz ghey (entendre on purpose) and whatnot.

/scared of where "fistofanangrygod" would end up...
 
2013-09-20 05:19:26 PM

brimed03: So not only are we posting shiatty articles from Gawker (the only kind they have), but we're cheering them too. Lovely, Fark.

Arsehole writer screams over how there are "four separate events" and then lists the travel to SA, the wedding, and the honeymoon (also in SA). Now, aside from that being three things, I'm pretty sure they're all standard parts of most Western weddings. You know: getting there, having a wedding, having a honeymoon trip.

All that makes this unusual is that it's a destination wedding. But that's not by choice. Same sex laws don't allow them to marry where they are. So they picked a location that (a) does and (b) means something to them. Pretty standard for most couples.

But Gawker wants to show how.progressive they are by slamming a gay couple for anything but being gay. "Hey, we'd do this to a straight couple too. Their gayness has nothing to do with it one way or the other." Except of course it does. A straight couple wouldn't be facing the problems, and choices, that this couple faces.

Gawker sucks. SUBBY, you should feel ashamed. A lot of you conmenters should as well.


You know, when I want to go somewhere, I don't hit up friends and family for money. I put it on a credit card or save up. It's got nothing to do with gayness and everything to do with people who get married thinking that "wedding" automatically makes begging for money OK. It doesn't. If they were asking for money for a real charity (like homeless people, or gay teens who'd been kicked out of their house by their parents, etc.), there'd be no reason to mock them.

I wouldn't have included "pretty pretty princess" in any Fark headline. That was submitter's decision.
 
2013-09-20 05:22:52 PM

Atomic Spunk: Well I use Mac/Linux...: Atomic Spunk: What a shiathead.

BTW, that dude with the short sleeves has some goddamn impressive arms.

Probably from jerking off his partner every day.

I hope he uses each hand for an equal amount of time or that may cause some symmetry problems.


Great. Now you tell me.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-09-20 05:28:35 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Bridezilla? No, this is Bridezilla:

http://gawker.com/this-terrifying-bride-is-only-joking-except-when-s he s-1343098715@richjuz


The groom and every bridesmaid that attended the wedding deserve every bit of mistreatment if they chose to attend after that nonsense. That was written by a woman who's never been told "no" in her life.

I'm sure the guy who's marrying that biatch is equally as desirable.
 
2013-09-20 05:32:24 PM

maram500: wild9: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Bridezilla? No, this is Bridezilla:

http://gawker.com/this-terrifying-bride-is-only-joking-except-when-s he s-1343098715@richjuz

Yeah, I would have dropped out of the wedding at that point. I was the best man at my friends wedding and all he asked of me was "Try not to get too trashed the night before the ceremony"

My best mate's wife was a royal biatch in the two months leading up to the actual (Baptist--meaning no liquor at the reception, and no dancing either) ceremony. She's a biatch all the time, but her biatchiness ratcheted up to 12. She looked at the groomsmen and biatched about how we couldn't take him to a strip club or get hammered/wasted/smashed on the eve of her big day.

So we took him to New Orleans, got absolutely shiatfaced, got him a lap dance with the fattest stripper there, and slept it off at a cheap hotel. The drive to the church in the morning was fun, largely because the driver and I were rather hungover, and the bridegroom, that poor sod, was sixteen kinds of nervous that he wouldn't be sober enough to say "I do."

Of course, the bride was livid. And I didn't care, because I saw what she was planning on wearing for their first night as man and wife and all I could do to keep hold of my laughter in front of her face was to think about what a short coont she is.


I had a friend get married at a baptist church but did not have the reception there. I understand the no booze thing but I never got the no dancing part of their religion.
 
2013-09-20 05:36:30 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: And I just noticed that "richjuz" at the end of that URL. Uncalled for.

But still, the story is horrifying/hilarious.


The article's author is Rich Juzwiak. Why is putting his name on the article uncalled for?
 
2013-09-20 05:40:25 PM

maram500: If jerking off caused someone to grow arms like that, I'd have twenty-inch pythons. No, what caused those arms is something far, far more vile...

Steroid abuse.


It's like RAAAAAGE on your wedding day...
 
2013-09-20 05:42:52 PM

BorgiaGinz: Smelly Pirate Hooker: And I just noticed that "richjuz" at the end of that URL. Uncalled for.

But still, the story is horrifying/hilarious.

The article's author is Rich Juzwiak. Why is putting his name on the article uncalled for?


I thought somebody at the site put that in there as a commentary on the ethnicity of the bride. But apparently I was wrong. My bad.
 
2013-09-20 05:45:03 PM

Snarfangel: maram500: If jerking off caused someone to grow arms like that, I'd have twenty-inch pythons. No, what caused those arms is something far, far more vile...

Steroid abuse.

It's like RAAAAAGE on your wedding day...


You owe me a new phone, damnit...
 
2013-09-20 05:48:09 PM

YoOjo: leonel: I propose the masculine nomenclature for 'bridezilla' be now and forever 'bridezillo' kind of like latina and latino with the thing at the end.

Brozilla.


Yes, let's do that!
 
2013-09-20 06:46:44 PM
Is there a 55 gallon drum of anal lube on the registry? If so I'll donate a a buck or 2.
 
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