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2013-09-20 12:23:21 PM
Why I can never shoot another sasquatch in any RockStar game:

static1.channels.com

/Live a happy life Bigfoot, I won't mess with you
 
2013-09-20 12:32:56 PM
Wasn't that a big thing in San Andreas?  I remember people talking about coming across bigfoot in the countryside section.  I never found it.

I was busy parachuting off that one building.
 
2013-09-20 12:38:25 PM

NashMcNash: Wasn't that a big thing in San Andreas?  I remember people talking about coming across bigfoot in the countryside section.  I never found it.

I was busy parachuting off that one building.


Yep, but there wasn't actually a big foot in San Andreas.
 
2013-09-20 12:40:40 PM

NashMcNash: Wasn't that a big thing in San Andreas?  I remember people talking about coming across bigfoot in the countryside section.  I never found it.

I was busy parachuting off that one building.


It is my understand that the videos out there from SA are PC mods.
 
2013-09-20 12:41:23 PM

NashMcNash: Wasn't that a big thing in San Andreas?  I remember people talking about coming across bigfoot in the countryside section.  I never found it.

I was busy parachuting off that one building.


I always liked driving a dirt bike off the top of the mountain.

If you had your biking skill all the way up, you can actually survive the landing and drive away.
 
2013-09-20 12:46:06 PM

NashMcNash: Wasn't that a big thing in San Andreas?  I remember people talking about coming across bigfoot in the countryside section.  I never found it.

I was busy parachuting off that one building.


It never existed, it was just a myth.
 
2013-09-20 12:50:28 PM

Lumbar Puncture: NashMcNash: Wasn't that a big thing in San Andreas?  I remember people talking about coming across bigfoot in the countryside section.  I never found it.

I was busy parachuting off that one building.

It never existed, it was just a myth.


But I'm sure I saw screen shots. They were a little blurry, and I couldn't quite make out what it was, but I definitely saw them.
 
2013-09-20 12:57:02 PM

Shostie: NashMcNash: Wasn't that a big thing in San Andreas?  I remember people talking about coming across bigfoot in the countryside section.  I never found it.

I was busy parachuting off that one building.

I always liked driving a dirt bike off the top of the mountain.

If you had your biking skill all the way up, you can actually survive the landing and drive away.


I've actually survived some insane jumps in GTA V from mountains on motorcycles. Absolutely no rational reason why I should've, either.
 
2013-09-20 12:57:59 PM

INeedAName: Lumbar Puncture: NashMcNash: Wasn't that a big thing in San Andreas?  I remember people talking about coming across bigfoot in the countryside section.  I never found it.

I was busy parachuting off that one building.

It never existed, it was just a myth.

But I'm sure I saw screen shots. They were a little blurry, and I couldn't quite make out what it was, but I definitely saw them.


GameTrailers ran a feature on trying to find Bigfoot in San Andreas:
http://www.gametrailers.com/full-episodes/mzef32/pop-fiction-episode -1 1--bigfoot
 
2013-09-20 01:05:39 PM

NeoCortex42: INeedAName: Lumbar Puncture: NashMcNash: Wasn't that a big thing in San Andreas?  I remember people talking about coming across bigfoot in the countryside section.  I never found it.

I was busy parachuting off that one building.

It never existed, it was just a myth.

But I'm sure I saw screen shots. They were a little blurry, and I couldn't quite make out what it was, but I definitely saw them.

GameTrailers ran a feature on trying to find Bigfoot in San Andreas:
http://www.gametrailers.com/full-episodes/mzef32/pop-fiction-episode -1 1--bigfoot


http://www.gtagarage.com/mods/show.php?id=2730

/ For the peasants
 
2013-09-20 01:10:58 PM
No, subby, it lets you "see" Sasquatch, from a great distance, from a helicopter, through a high-powered night vision scope, as long as you don't put him directly in your sights.
 
2013-09-20 01:16:41 PM

naughtyrev: I've actually survived some insane jumps in GTA V from mountains on motorcycles. Absolutely no rational reason why I should've, either.


Where you playing as Trevor?

Then, the answer is meth
 
2013-09-20 01:22:05 PM

Shostie: NashMcNash: Wasn't that a big thing in San Andreas?  I remember people talking about coming across bigfoot in the countryside section.  I never found it.

I was busy parachuting off that one building.

I always liked driving a dirt bike off the top of the mountain.

If you had your biking skill all the way up, you can actually survive the landing and drive away.


I loved that mountain.  I had a lucky thing happen one time.  I was doing the mission where you had to get to that witness hiding in the cabin being guarded by the Feds.  I took an ATV up the mountain but took a wrong turn and wound up way above the cabin.  I didn't want to waste time driving back down, and I could see I was right above the cabin on the map, so I just drove over the side of the mountain.  I landed right on top of one of the Feds guarding the place, killing him instantly.  I got off the ATV, walked in the cabin, did the mission, jumped back on the ATV and drove off.  Easy as pie.
 
2013-09-20 01:22:52 PM

naughtyrev: Shostie: NashMcNash: Wasn't that a big thing in San Andreas?  I remember people talking about coming across bigfoot in the countryside section.  I never found it.

I was busy parachuting off that one building.

I always liked driving a dirt bike off the top of the mountain.

If you had your biking skill all the way up, you can actually survive the landing and drive away.

I've actually survived some insane jumps in GTA V from mountains on motorcycles. Absolutely no rational reason why I should've, either.


As opposed to the stunt ramp at the airport? Seriously a stunt ramp that is straight up? I must have spent an hour just jumping that farker. Well until I ran over a couple of airport cops and got my ass handed to me.
 
2013-09-20 01:27:34 PM

Shostie: NashMcNash: Wasn't that a big thing in San Andreas?  I remember people talking about coming across bigfoot in the countryside section.  I never found it.

I was busy parachuting off that one building.

I always liked driving a dirt bike off the top of the mountain.

If you had your biking skill all the way up, you can actually survive the landing and drive away.


I don't really remember the mountain.  I do remember finding that tall building with the parachute on the roof.  You could even drive a dirtbike in the front door and magically transport it up to the roof.
 
2013-09-20 01:27:45 PM

Slaves2Darkness: naughtyrev: Shostie: NashMcNash: Wasn't that a big thing in San Andreas?  I remember people talking about coming across bigfoot in the countryside section.  I never found it.

I was busy parachuting off that one building.

I always liked driving a dirt bike off the top of the mountain.

If you had your biking skill all the way up, you can actually survive the landing and drive away.

I've actually survived some insane jumps in GTA V from mountains on motorcycles. Absolutely no rational reason why I should've, either.

As opposed to the stunt ramp at the airport? Seriously a stunt ramp that is straight up? I must have spent an hour just jumping that farker. Well until I ran over a couple of airport cops and got my ass handed to me.


Heh - that was the first ramp I found. I've had a lot of fun with it too.
 
2013-09-20 01:29:44 PM

Slaves2Darkness: As opposed to the stunt ramp at the airport? Seriously a stunt ramp that is straight up? I must have spent an hour just jumping that farker. Well until I ran over a couple of airport cops and got my ass handed to me.


I've played the game for roughly 12 hours so far, and i have not yet found a single stunt jump.  Granted I'm not really specifically looking for them, but you'd think i would of come across one by now.
 
2013-09-20 01:31:11 PM
I'm still pissed at Trevor. His first mission ruined my day today.

/grumpy
 
2013-09-20 01:59:40 PM

mooseyfate: I'm still pissed at Trevor. His first mission ruined my day today.

/grumpy


Don't worry, he will grow on you in a way that will make you question whether or not you are a psychopath.

jfivealive: Slaves2Darkness: As opposed to the stunt ramp at the airport? Seriously a stunt ramp that is straight up? I must have spent an hour just jumping that farker. Well until I ran over a couple of airport cops and got my ass handed to me.

I've played the game for roughly 12 hours so far, and i have not yet found a single stunt jump.  Granted I'm not really specifically looking for them, but you'd think i would of come across one by now.


I find random ones.  I finally just "cut loose" yesterday before I quit for the night, found one on top of a parking garage, have seen a couple on the interstate. Jumping them helps with your driving ability.
 
2013-09-20 02:00:11 PM

mooseyfate: I'm still pissed at Trevor. His first mission ruined my day today.

/grumpy


Sad face indeed. But hey, you can still recruit Packie!
 
2013-09-20 02:11:59 PM

mooseyfate: I'm still pissed at Trevor. His first mission ruined my day today.

/grumpy


I have a blast playing as Trevor but he is a complete c**t.  the reason I have fun is that I play him as one.  In one mission you need to collect an object from a secure area as Trevor.  Did I sneak in? Nope.  I got myself a Phoenix (Trans Am), crashed the gates, drove in a big loop to draw the guards away, shot any stragglers, snatched my target and left with it.
 
2013-09-20 02:13:51 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: No, subby, it lets you "see" Sasquatch, from a great distance, from a helicopter, through a high-powered night vision scope, as long as you don't put him directly in your sights.


I wonder with the mechanic of switching characters on the fly if you can sit one of your guys right next to where sasquatch emergers.  Then switch over when you trigger the occurance with the helecopter ride.
 
2013-09-20 02:15:16 PM

Saiga410: Benevolent Misanthrope: No, subby, it lets you "see" Sasquatch, from a great distance, from a helicopter, through a high-powered night vision scope, as long as you don't put him directly in your sights.

I wonder with the mechanic of switching characters on the fly if you can sit one of your guys right next to where sasquatch emergers.  Then switch over when you trigger the occurance with the helecopter ride.


No, when you leave a character they will generally go back to doing something they would do in their "real" life. They wouldn't be prone to hanging out in the woods.
 
2013-09-20 02:18:31 PM

mooseyfate: I'm still pissed at Trevor. His first mission ruined my day today.

/grumpy


'Hey cool, it's a callback to GTA4!  Wait, what's wrong with him?  Aw, man... no, no, no, nononono GODDAMNIT!'

Probably went something like that, eh?  I didn't mind, because pretty much every GTA protagonist should die horribly while still young, because they are horrible people.

On the other hand, I think Trevor may have spoiled how Sons of Anarchy will close at the end of this final season.
 
2013-09-20 02:30:41 PM

naughtyrev: Shostie: NashMcNash: Wasn't that a big thing in San Andreas?  I remember people talking about coming across bigfoot in the countryside section.  I never found it.

I was busy parachuting off that one building.

I always liked driving a dirt bike off the top of the mountain.

If you had your biking skill all the way up, you can actually survive the landing and drive away.

I've actually survived some insane jumps in GTA V from mountains on motorcycles. Absolutely no rational reason why I should've, either.


I'm only a few missions in (Like Michael's 2nd mission) because I've just been farking around. I've got about 6 hours of play time, and I haven't even explored maybe 1/4 of the starting city. (Though I did go to the airport to see what I could steal. Franklin's time as a pilot didn't last long because apparently poor pilot skills causes your engines to fail). My experience with ramps, so far, has not been the shining beacon of success that it has been in previous games.

I was on Franklin's mission to repo that first motorcycle, when I was hiding from police in a parking garage. Then I thought "Hey! if there is one thing I can count on, it is that there will be a ramp on top of a GTA garage!" I rode up there, looking around, not seeing one, my heart sank. But then....in the last corner I checked...a ramp! Oh happy day. I am gonna take this first virginal jump in GTA V like a boss. I back all the way up, slam the accelerator, and take a flying leap off and come to a perfect two-tire landing in the streets below. Only to have Franklin smash his face into the handlebars and die. I think "WTF is this? Since when do people die from a four story plunge whilst straddling 600 lbs of metal and gasoline? and moving about 100 mph?"

After I get out of the hospital and pay my 7 dollar fee (thanks Obamacare!) I set off in search of new adventures when I suddenly discover a half-pipe. "Awesome! All I need to do is find a bicy...OMG someone left one for me right here! Oh happy day!" Chaneling the ghost of Dave Mirra, I start executing free-style jumps like a champ. Somewhere about the 3rd ramp jump I go off the side, about maybe 9 feet off the ground. Only slightly higher than Franklin height. I was already turning for a spin so I land sideways...and WASTED. WTF? I was willing to accept death from a 60 ft plunge onto asphalt, but dying from a 9 foot fall on to soft(ish) grass on your ribs? Maybe that's why black people like ribs so much, because theirs are so fragile?


/Also thought it was a nice touch that when I was in the middle of putting my convertable top down, I suddenly decided I had somewhere to be. As I took off, apparently the top warped and the back glass shattered.
 
2013-09-20 02:42:30 PM

quiotu: I didn't mind, because pretty much every GTA protagonist should die horribly while still young, because they are horrible people.


What did this guy ever do to you?
t1.gstatic.com

/Well isn't that the way it's supposed to be? I mean it would be a little out of place having your main character be a Catholic nun or a doctor or something. Having a game where you drive your '89 Izuzu Amigo to the soup kitchen to feed the homeless wouldn't make for a very fun game now, would it. Because you can do that in real life. Not many people get to pull off consequence free bank robberies though. So that's why we have games about them.

And if you want to get meta-physical, YOU'RE the one doing all that bad stuff. How many innocent people does Nico harm in a cutscene? When it comes time for revenge, *you* make the choice to pull the trigger or not. Doing a high-speed powerslide through a group of pedstrians on the way to work happens because you chose to drive like that. Hell, you arn't even required to steal cars. The game provides you with a car right from the start. There is always a car that is 'yours'. It might be ugly and underpowered, but it's yours. It's you, the player, who runs up, punches a woman in the face and throws her into traffic where she gets run over because *you* wanted the car she had.

Who is the real monster here?

/Not that I blame you. I would blow up a bus full of retarded 5th graders on their way back from a free kitten convention if the game would let me.
 
2013-09-20 02:45:08 PM

Egoy3k: mooseyfate: I'm still pissed at Trevor. His first mission ruined my day today.

/grumpy

I have a blast playing as Trevor but he is a complete c**t.  the reason I have fun is that I play him as one.  In one mission you need to collect an object from a secure area as Trevor.  Did I sneak in? Nope.  I got myself a Phoenix (Trans Am), crashed the gates, drove in a big loop to draw the guards away, shot any stragglers, snatched my target and left with it.


Yeah, I love playing as Trevor because I played the previous games as Trevor.  He is the one hooking up with prostitutes then killing them to take the money back, going on a rampage through downtown Los Santos in a golf cart while shooting people, and all the other crazy off the wall stuff.  It's not that far fetched to see him actually doing that stuff, unlike Niko or CJ.  The closest one would probably be Tommy.
 
2013-09-20 02:52:27 PM

naughtyrev: No, when you leave a character they will generally go back to doing something they would do in their "real" life. They wouldn't be prone to hanging out in the woods.


I was shocked the first time I switched back to Franklin. He was coming out of some liquor store in a wife beater. I thought "WTF? This isnt' where I left you. And I dressed you nicer than this."

jfivealive: I've played the game for roughly 12 hours so far, and i have not yet found a single stunt jump. Granted I'm not really specifically looking for them, but you'd think i would of come across one by now.


Check on top of parking garages. R* always puts ramps on top of parking garages. Also, on the road to the airport, there is a billboard of a car 'taking off' on a near vertical ramp. Good luck with that one though. I didn't quite make it to a 'safe' landing area, and found myself haning in the air like "oh fark" and then gravity did it's thing. Cars sure explode quickly in this game.
 
2013-09-20 02:53:15 PM

quiotu: mooseyfate: I'm still pissed at Trevor. His first mission ruined my day today.

/grumpy

'Hey cool, it's a callback to GTA4!  Wait, what's wrong with him?  Aw, man... no, no, no, nononono GODDAMNIT!'

Probably went something like that, eh?  I didn't mind, because pretty much every GTA protagonist should die horribly while still young, because they are horrible people.

On the other hand, I think Trevor may have spoiled how Sons of Anarchy will close at the end of this final season.


Yeah, I just really liked Johnny. He was a cool guy. His exchanges with Stubbs' man-servant were some of my favorite dialogues in GTAIV. It sucked seeing him go like that. I couldn't even bring myself to kill Clay and Terry (though I'm sure they became collateral damage in the ensuing gunfight) because I kind of hope they come back and kill Trevor. Don't get me wrong, I'm still having fun playing as Trevor, I just hope he doesn't survive to see the end credits.
 
2013-09-20 02:55:13 PM

MythDragon: I was shocked the first time I switched back to Franklin. He was coming out of some liquor store in a wife beater. I thought "WTF? This isnt' where I left you. And I dressed you nicer than this."


I switched over to Mike one time and he was at the dock in the rain biatching about his boat.  I thought it was pretty funny.
 
2013-09-20 03:00:21 PM

Burr: MythDragon: I was shocked the first time I switched back to Franklin. He was coming out of some liquor store in a wife beater. I thought "WTF? This isnt' where I left you. And I dressed you nicer than this."

I switched over to Mike one time and he was at the dock in the rain biatching about his boat.  I thought it was pretty funny.


I switched to Michael the other day and he was sitting on a bench at Vespucci Beach muttering "farking Jimmy, worthless piece of mumblemumble...". Michael is my new favorite GTA Character.
 
2013-09-20 03:06:16 PM

mooseyfate: Burr: MythDragon: I was shocked the first time I switched back to Franklin. He was coming out of some liquor store in a wife beater. I thought "WTF? This isnt' where I left you. And I dressed you nicer than this."

I switched over to Mike one time and he was at the dock in the rain biatching about his boat.  I thought it was pretty funny.

I switched to Michael the other day and he was sitting on a bench at Vespucci Beach muttering "farking Jimmy, worthless piece of mumblemumble...". Michael is my new favorite GTA Character.


He's always sitting on that bench for me, it seems. So now I've taken to having him go on beach rampages every time I pop up there.
 
2013-09-20 03:10:12 PM

mooseyfate: Burr: MythDragon: I was shocked the first time I switched back to Franklin. He was coming out of some liquor store in a wife beater. I thought "WTF? This isnt' where I left you. And I dressed you nicer than this."

I switched over to Mike one time and he was at the dock in the rain biatching about his boat.  I thought it was pretty funny.

I switched to Michael the other day and he was sitting on a bench at Vespucci Beach muttering "farking Jimmy, worthless piece of mumblemumble...". Michael is my new favorite GTA Character.


Yesterday I came to him sitting there biatching out a lifeguard who wanted him to put out his cigarette.
 
2013-09-20 03:19:01 PM
Anybody know if there is a place to lift weights in the game? I want to upgrade my strength, but don't want to keep punching people out.
 
2013-09-20 03:35:24 PM

Mentalpatient87: mooseyfate: Burr: MythDragon: I was shocked the first time I switched back to Franklin. He was coming out of some liquor store in a wife beater. I thought "WTF? This isnt' where I left you. And I dressed you nicer than this."

I switched over to Mike one time and he was at the dock in the rain biatching about his boat.  I thought it was pretty funny.

I switched to Michael the other day and he was sitting on a bench at Vespucci Beach muttering "farking Jimmy, worthless piece of mumblemumble...". Michael is my new favorite GTA Character.

Yesterday I came to him sitting there biatching out a lifeguard who wanted him to put out his cigarette.


I once switched to Trevor and he was stripped down to his stained underwear (not even shoes on) sleeping on a bridge railing, and drunk.
 
2013-09-20 03:37:30 PM

Slaves2Darkness: Anybody know if there is a place to lift weights in the game? I want to upgrade my strength, but don't want to keep punching people out.


I don't understand this statement. This is GTA we're talking about.
 
2013-09-20 03:37:33 PM

mooseyfate: Burr: MythDragon: I was shocked the first time I switched back to Franklin. He was coming out of some liquor store in a wife beater. I thought "WTF? This isnt' where I left you. And I dressed you nicer than this."

I switched over to Mike one time and he was at the dock in the rain biatching about his boat.  I thought it was pretty funny.

I switched to Michael the other day and he was sitting on a bench at Vespucci Beach muttering "farking Jimmy, worthless piece of mumblemumble...". Michael is my new favorite GTA Character.


I assume you haven't gotten to where you can play Trevor yet?  His transitions are by far the most awesome.  One time I went to him, he was sleeping on the roof of a building, still drunk, wakes up and goes 'if you can't trust a hooker to stay with you all night, who can you trust?'.  Another time I caught him chasing and running down a cycling team yelling something about going to hell and taking their hippy liberal contraptions with them.
 
2013-09-20 03:44:36 PM
So far, I'm loving this game. I think it has addressed some of the problems from IV, especially the "Friend" aspect. It's nice to be able to hang with the guys, but not have to keep a Friend Stat. And, I think the game has the right amount of humor, mixed in with the serious stuff that's there.

The game is beautiful, The scenery is amazing. When switched to Trevor for the first time, seeing the mountains and desert was just WOW, eye candy!

/Also, I think it's appropriate that the Rampage mini-missions are Trevor's.
//Someone from the other GTA V thread said that Trevor looks best in a full beard and mullet. I tend to agree. Makes him seem even more crazy.
 
2013-09-20 03:47:12 PM

whosits_112: Someone from the other GTA V thread said that Trevor looks best in a full beard and mullet. I tend to agree. Makes him seem even more crazy.


That was me.  Put him a full beard, mullet, sunglasses, and a cap.  Gives him a "Duck Dynasty" look.

You can also make him look kind of like Hunter S. Thompson as well.
 
2013-09-20 03:49:43 PM

quiotu: mooseyfate: Burr: MythDragon: I was shocked the first time I switched back to Franklin. He was coming out of some liquor store in a wife beater. I thought "WTF? This isnt' where I left you. And I dressed you nicer than this."

I switched over to Mike one time and he was at the dock in the rain biatching about his boat.  I thought it was pretty funny.

I switched to Michael the other day and he was sitting on a bench at Vespucci Beach muttering "farking Jimmy, worthless piece of mumblemumble...". Michael is my new favorite GTA Character.

I assume you haven't gotten to where you can play Trevor yet?  His transitions are by far the most awesome.  One time I went to him, he was sleeping on the roof of a building, still drunk, wakes up and goes 'if you can't trust a hooker to stay with you all night, who can you trust?'.  Another time I caught him chasing and running down a cycling team yelling something about going to hell and taking their hippy liberal contraptions with them.


It's not a transition, or even something super funny, but I always get a chuckle when golfing as Franklin. He gets so excited when he hits a birdie or a par, and looks so dejected when he bogeys. Big thug black dude from the 'hood, getting excited when getting a 1 under par.
 
2013-09-20 03:50:11 PM

Burr: whosits_112: Someone from the other GTA V thread said that Trevor looks best in a full beard and mullet. I tend to agree. Makes him seem even more crazy.

That was me.  Put him a full beard, mullet, sunglasses, and a cap.  Gives him a "Duck Dynasty" look.

You can also make him look kind of like Hunter S. Thompson as well.


Plus, the beard helps cover up the meth scars
 
2013-09-20 03:50:19 PM

naughtyrev: Slaves2Darkness: Anybody know if there is a place to lift weights in the game? I want to upgrade my strength, but don't want to keep punching people out.

I don't understand this statement. This is GTA we're talking about.



art.penny-arcade.com
 
2013-09-20 03:53:11 PM

Burr: whosits_112: Someone from the other GTA V thread said that Trevor looks best in a full beard and mullet. I tend to agree. Makes him seem even more crazy.

That was me.  Put him a full beard, mullet, sunglasses, and a cap.  Gives him a "Duck Dynasty" look.

You can also make him look kind of like Hunter S. Thompson as well.


You, sir, are an inspiration. I give him the hat sometimes, but I don't think I combined that with sunglasses yet.

/To the Bat Cave!
//Because the lights are off...
 
2013-09-20 04:03:53 PM

Burr: You can also make him look kind of like Hunter S. Thompson as well.


That was my immediate reaction as well, though I decided to make him an exact replica of this: silodrome.com

Rather than the more popular Fear and Loathing look.
 
2013-09-20 05:42:50 PM

naughtyrev: Slaves2Darkness: Anybody know if there is a place to lift weights in the game? I want to upgrade my strength, but don't want to keep punching people out.

I don't understand this statement. This is GTA we're talking about.


Yes but apparently it translates to about 20 punches for a 1% increase. I usually attract the cops long before I get my 20 punches in then I wind up trying to punch the cops and get wasted.
 
2013-09-20 05:54:44 PM

whosits_112: Trevor looks best in a full beard and mullet.


I do the half and half.  The handlebar mustache (actually horseshoe) and the grown out hair.
 
2013-09-20 05:55:32 PM

Slaves2Darkness: naughtyrev: Slaves2Darkness: Anybody know if there is a place to lift weights in the game? I want to upgrade my strength, but don't want to keep punching people out.

I don't understand this statement. This is GTA we're talking about.

Yes but apparently it translates to about 20 punches for a 1% increase. I usually attract the cops long before I get my 20 punches in then I wind up trying to punch the cops and get wasted.


I wish they had an underground fight club to participate in like in Ballad of Gay Tony. Until then, I guess I'll just have to keep kicking the shiat out of bums in back alleys.

/can't call the cops if they don't have a cell phone...
 
2013-09-20 05:56:43 PM

satanorsanta: whosits_112: Trevor looks best in a full beard and mullet.

I do the half and half.  The handlebar mustache (actually horseshoe) and the grown out hair.


I've got him rocking the mullet, handle bar, and aviators. He looks appropriately psychotic.
 
2013-09-20 06:14:18 PM

mooseyfate: satanorsanta: whosits_112: Trevor looks best in a full beard and mullet.

I do the half and half.  The handlebar mustache (actually horseshoe) and the grown out hair.

I've got him rocking the mullet, handle bar, and aviators. He looks appropriately psychotic.


Ditto.  I saw an ad with Trevor and I for a moment I didn't recognize him without the mustache and mullet.
 
2013-09-20 06:23:21 PM

satanorsanta: whosits_112: Trevor looks best in a full beard and mullet.

I do the half and half.  The handlebar mustache (actually horseshoe) and the grown out hair.


I have that, too. I call it the "My Name Is Trevor" look.
 
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