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(The Morning Call)   Two years after the Sandusky scandal and ensuing NCAA sanctions, Penn State athletics are going broke and seeking a $30 million loan to cover the budget shortfall   (articles.mcall.com) divider line 26
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2013-09-20 12:45:13 PM
Oh, c'mon. A bake sale and a car wash will take care of that.
 
2013-09-20 12:50:25 PM
Good. Maybe focus on being a goddamn university for a while.
 
2013-09-20 12:51:28 PM
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2013-09-20 12:55:53 PM
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2013-09-20 12:58:21 PM
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2013-09-20 12:58:40 PM
I still say they should have slapped Penn State with a six-year death penalty. If they weren't spending so much money on football, maybe they wouldn't need this loan.
 
2013-09-20 01:03:43 PM
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2013-09-20 01:08:33 PM
Say, you're a booster. Can you loan us some money? We'll pay you back. Pinky swear.

Why do you need money?

Well, we covered up that our coach was raping little boys in the showers.

Your coach was raping little boys in the showers?

Yeah, for years. We didn't say anything about it because it would cost us money.

Looks like it already did.

Yeah, well, our football program is very important to us. We make a lot of money off of it.

You do? Well, how much do you need?

$30 million.

$30 MILLION!?!?

Well, we covered up a lot of rapes, too.

GFTO
 
2013-09-20 01:15:29 PM
If anyone can't see a problem with priorites at PSU and the other football factories perhaps it's time to shut them all down.
 
2013-09-20 01:17:48 PM

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That was absurdly funny to me.
 
2013-09-20 01:17:58 PM

2wolves: If anyone can't see a problem with priorites at PSU and the other football factories perhaps it's time to shut them all down.


That would be the free market solution, yes.
 
2013-09-20 01:24:30 PM
Last year, Penn State averaged 96,730 fans - FTFA

WTF?  What kind of salary cap are they playing with there that 96,000 fans can't cover, easily?  Glad I am Canadian and that our universities aren't this retarded
 
2013-09-20 01:25:15 PM
But my entire identity revolves around where I attended school for 4 years, two decades ago. I am Penn State! Without that who am I?
 
2013-09-20 01:33:52 PM
Bs. Everyone who went to penn state is buying more Nittany lion shiat than ever before
 
2013-09-20 01:43:53 PM

thecpt: Bs. Everyone who went to penn state is buying more Nittany lion shiat than ever before


They should offer some rare schwag signed by Sandusky at a premium price. A true collector's item.
 
2013-09-20 01:52:58 PM
I say everyone should take the Sandusky approach, i.e. fark 'em.
 
2013-09-20 02:14:41 PM
I call BS. They're probably doing just fine. They're gonna do their best to look broke for the inevitable lawsuits. These a-holes still don't care about those kids (adults now for most of them, I suppose) and what they let happen. All they give a fark about, still, is the football program
 
2013-09-20 02:15:11 PM
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2013-09-20 02:25:21 PM
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2013-09-20 02:40:39 PM
Before the start of this season they gave the coach a million dollar raise.
 
2013-09-20 02:45:28 PM
I bet for $30 million I could hire a couple of state police to kill a DA's brother and make it look like suicide, as a warning to the DA, and tell him he's next, if he talks about what he knows, then do him the same way, and not have to worry about anyone investigating. Heck, for that kind of money, I could make a DA disappear and not even raise the Governor's eyebrows.
 
2013-09-20 02:55:45 PM

vudukungfu: I bet for $30 million I could hire a couple of state police to kill a DA's brother and make it look like suicide, as a warning to the DA, and tell him he's next, if he talks about what he knows, then do him the same way, and not have to worry about anyone investigating. Heck, for that kind of money, I could make a DA disappear and not even raise the Governor's eyebrows.


If you mean Ray Gricar, somebody claimed that he is buried in a mine shaft and the Hell's Angels killed him as retaliation for prosecuting one of its members...

http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2013/09/is_ray_gricar_bur ie d_in_a_mine.html#incart_m-rpt-2
 
2013-09-20 03:32:57 PM

kdawg7736: vudukungfu: I bet for $30 million I could hire a couple of state police to kill a DA's brother and make it look like suicide, as a warning to the DA, and tell him he's next, if he talks about what he knows, then do him the same way, and not have to worry about anyone investigating. Heck, for that kind of money, I could make a DA disappear and not even raise the Governor's eyebrows.

If you mean Ray Gricar, somebody claimed that he is buried in a mine shaft and the Hell's Angels killed him as retaliation for prosecuting one of its members...

http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2013/09/is_ray_gricar_bur ie d_in_a_mine.html#incart_m-rpt-2


That seems more humane than raping his kids. Moral advantage, Hell's Angels. The ball is in your court Penn State.
 
2013-09-20 04:01:53 PM
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2013-09-20 04:33:35 PM
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Here's a marketing ploy for Penn State: Threaten to melt this statue down for money, then get an Alumni group to "save the statue" with a series of fund raisers.
 
2013-09-20 04:54:23 PM

vudukungfu: I bet for $30 million I could hire a couple of state police to kill a DA's brother and make it look like suicide, as a warning to the DA, and tell him he's next, if he talks about what he knows, then do him the same way, and not have to worry about anyone investigating. Heck, for that kind of money, I could make a DA disappear and not even raise the Governor's eyebrows.


Why not go after the governor? After all, he said he had a file on Sandusky when he was DA, but didn't prosecute him. Rather, he pursued more important matters...like running for governor.
 
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