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(ABC)   Song custom written for the first dance at the wedding of the woman accused of pushing her husband off a cliff 8 days after they married included the lyric "everyone wants a safe place to fall, you are mine"   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 42
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2013-09-20 12:40:43 PM  
Ooh baby even if I get a little angry,
I'll just turn back to you and push on through the pain/
And out there under open skies, far from prying eyes,
I'll love you for the rest of your liiiiiiiiiife

/I'm available for hits, bump offs, tragic accidents, weddings, and bar mitzvahs
 
2013-09-20 01:10:34 PM  
"Free Fallin'" might've been a better choice
 
2013-09-20 01:23:19 PM  

scottydoesntknow: "Free Fallin'" might've been a better choice


Or "I Fall to Pieces"
 
2013-09-20 01:24:24 PM  
Wise men say only fools rush in...
 
2013-09-20 01:30:38 PM  
Push it. Push it real good.
 
2013-09-20 01:37:03 PM  
Yes, I love technology
But not as much as you, you see
But I still love technology
Always and forever
 
2013-09-20 01:37:51 PM  

toejam: Push it. Push it real good.


The Theme music from "Thelma and Louise"
 
GBB
2013-09-20 01:40:17 PM  
Goodbye, Earl.
 
2013-09-20 01:41:34 PM  

show me: scottydoesntknow: "Free Fallin'" might've been a better choice

Or "I Fall to Pieces"


"It's Raining Men" would be a good one as well.
 
GBB
2013-09-20 01:44:38 PM  
They're playing "Waterfalls" by TLC at the funeral.
 
2013-09-20 01:49:08 PM  
I'm going with Raining Blood.

It sorta works.
 
2013-09-20 01:51:04 PM  
There's no country song called "Push Your New Husband Off A Cliff Because You're A Psycho"? Seriously?
 
2013-09-20 01:52:20 PM  

show me: scottydoesntknow: "Free Fallin'" might've been a better choice

Or "I Fall to Pieces"


I Tumble For You
 
2013-09-20 01:53:01 PM  

FunkOut: There's no country song called "Push Your New Husband Off A Cliff Because You're A Psycho"? Seriously?


Well,

GBB: Goodbye, Earl.


is pretty close.
 
2013-09-20 01:53:33 PM  
Alicia Keys, "Fallin'."
 
2013-09-20 01:53:47 PM  
No love for "Push You Around" by rock legends Matchbox 20Twenty?
 
2013-09-20 01:56:36 PM  
Wise men say
Only fools rush in
but I can't help ...
 
2013-09-20 01:59:19 PM  

blatz514: I'm going with Raining Blood.

It sorta works.


I love a Slayer reference.
 
2013-09-20 02:05:13 PM  
Note to self: make sure any song at my wedding is completely non-threatening.

Oh, you cover my world with sunshine, rainbows, and NerfTM...
 
2013-09-20 02:08:26 PM  

Snarfangel: Note to self: make sure any song at my wedding is completely non-threatening.

Oh, you cover my world with sunshine, rainbows, and NerfTM...


I'll be there when you fall back to ... Earf?
 
2013-09-20 02:08:49 PM  
You've only just been flung.
 
2013-09-20 02:14:34 PM  

first dance at the wedding of the woman accused of pushing her husband off a cliff


Should have been The Safety Dance.
 
2013-09-20 02:18:40 PM  
A male doing the same thing would be in lock down at a PMITA prison.
 
2013-09-20 02:21:42 PM  

Snarfangel: Note to self: make sure any song at my wedding is completely non-threatening.

Oh, you cover my world with sunshine, rainbows, and NerfTM...


When me and the wife got married, my only request was no weapons as gifts. We got 2 knife sets from my sisters

/married in front of a jp so no music
 
2013-09-20 02:21:59 PM  
There has to be a country song covering this.
 
2013-09-20 02:27:21 PM  
You fill up my senses
Like a night in a forest,
Like the mountains in springtime,
Like a car in the rain,
Like a month in the desert,
Like a sleeping pill potion.
You fill up my senses, come fill me with lead....
 
2013-09-20 02:27:28 PM  
no "Over the Falls" by Primus?
 
2013-09-20 02:27:28 PM  
"Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough, ain't no river wide enough, to keep me from murdering you, babe!"
 
2013-09-20 02:28:54 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: There has to be a country song covering this.


Papa Loved Mamma comes to mind but it's not close enough
 
2013-09-20 02:31:41 PM  
"There's no bridge over troubled waters; please enjoy the trip
There's no bridge over troubled waters; had enough of your shiat"
 
2013-09-20 02:34:59 PM  
THIS
GIRL
IS
ON
FIYAH

ellen.warnerbros.com
 
2013-09-20 02:55:04 PM  

funzyr: Snarfangel: Note to self: make sure any song at my wedding is completely non-threatening.

Oh, you cover my world with sunshine, rainbows, and NerfTM...

I'll be there when you fall back to ... Earf?


But "Earf" doesn't rhyme with "trademark".
 
2013-09-20 03:04:39 PM  
My fiancé and I are planning on a civil ceremony, so no music... but I have to admit it would be fun if they played "our song".

/Big Ten Inch. The Bull Moose Jackson version, not the Aerosmith cover.
 
2013-09-20 03:16:03 PM  

gglibertine: My fiancé and I are planning on a civil ceremony, so no music... but I have to admit it would be fun if they played "our song".

/Big Ten Inch. The Bull Moose Jackson version, not the Aerosmith cover.


Who says you can't have music at a civil ceremony? Or is it in the courthouse or something?
 
2013-09-20 03:20:15 PM  
Adds a twist to the phrase "falling in love"
/ I'll be here all week, remember to tip your waitresses.
 
2013-09-20 03:27:40 PM  
The judge who let the bride out on bail noted that she is not a flight risk.

Neither was the groom.
 
2013-09-20 04:17:00 PM  

show me: gglibertine: My fiancé and I are planning on a civil ceremony, so no music... but I have to admit it would be fun if they played "our song".

/Big Ten Inch. The Bull Moose Jackson version, not the Aerosmith cover.

Who says you can't have music at a civil ceremony? Or is it in the courthouse or something?


Or the equivalent. I mean, I'm just assuming there's no music, it's a government office of some kind, right?

/Not sure what they call it in England. My fiancé is handling that end of things.
 
2013-09-20 04:46:22 PM  
Coming down the mountain ...
 
2013-09-20 05:40:09 PM  

MikeBoomshadow: The judge who let the bride out on bail noted that she is not a flight risk.

Neither was the groom.


F**king bravo, sir.  Bravo.
 
2013-09-20 07:00:27 PM  
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
 
2013-09-21 10:19:31 AM  

Grumpy Cat: Coming down the mountain ...


Great one! Jane is officially addicted.
 
2013-09-21 07:51:03 PM  
it's not ironic.

Americans don't understand irony at all. most probably think it's a type of metal
 
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