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(Baeble Music)   Mother punishes daughter by selling One Direction tickets on eBay and rages out in the product description   (baeblemusic.com) divider line 277
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2013-09-20 11:17:23 AM
Subby fails reading comprehension.  FTA:  I'm your MOTHER
 
2013-09-20 11:24:24 AM
Umm...not just subby...apparently the author of the piece fails at reading comprehe...wait...the article headline says "Father"....What the fark is going on here? This is all sorts of goofy farked up. Maybe they're gay men? Do kids with gay dads call one of them Mother? Does one dad refer to himself that way? I need a drink now.
 
2013-09-20 11:57:12 AM
Reading that, whichever parent it may have been written by, it doesn't take long to figure out where the child's shiatty attitude comes from.
 
2013-09-20 12:04:54 PM

tin_man: Reading that, whichever parent it may have been written by, it doesn't take long to figure out where the child's shiatty attitude comes from.


Yea, everyone kinda comes off as douchebags in the story.

Don't get me wrong, it's a great parental move, but man they all sound biatchy.
 
2013-09-20 12:06:46 PM
Bets on the alleged infraction not actually occurring?
 
2013-09-20 12:07:36 PM

will_2679: Subby fails reading comprehension.  FTA:  I'm your MOTHER


The article was updated after the submitter posted it to fark.
 
2013-09-20 12:09:24 PM

Spad31: Umm...not just subby...apparently the author of the piece fails at reading comprehe...wait...the article headline says "Father"....What the fark is going on here? This is all sorts of goofy farked up. Maybe they're gay men? Do kids with gay dads call one of them Mother? Does one dad refer to himself that way? I need a drink now.


F*cking Aussies...
 
2013-09-20 12:13:26 PM

tin_man: Reading that, whichever parent it may have been written by, it doesn't take long to figure out where the child's shiatty attitude comes from.


Came here to  say this, very happy to see I'm not the only one that thinks so.
 
2013-09-20 12:15:10 PM
I think the parent did the child a huge favor.
 
2013-09-20 12:33:53 PM

tin_man: it doesn't take long to figure out where the child's shiatty attitude comes from.


Most teenage kids (and I'm going to assume these fine specimens are in the 13-14 year old range) have shiatty, self absorbed attitudes by default regardless of how good their parenting has been.

show me: I think the parent did the child a huge favor.


You and I both.
 
2013-09-20 12:44:42 PM
My kid tried something like that, I'd do the same goddamn thing.  I wouldn't have gotten all self-righteous in the description, but you can bet your bottom dollar that behavior like that would get the kid's ticket sold in a New York minute.  She'd also find out that her cell phone didn't work and that her Facebook password had been changed.

And Sprint Family Locator is a great, great tool.  Even if I only ended up ever using it to find lost/stolen phones.  The knowledge that I had it was enough to keep 'em where they were supposed to be.
 
2013-09-20 12:45:43 PM
Mom is doing the right thing....
 
2013-09-20 12:46:25 PM
This sounds like a good way to get attention to your sale of tickets.
 
2013-09-20 12:49:01 PM
mother - father
whore - nun


TOUCH MY MONKEY
 
2013-09-20 12:50:40 PM
Best way to teach your children is to act like one yourself, I suppose.
 
2013-09-20 12:51:39 PM
the animated gif is unnecessary, but this line is great: Tricks like this on OUR parents is how HALF of you were conceived .....And why a lot of your friends DONT have an address to send that Fathers day card to!!!
 
2013-09-20 12:56:51 PM

edmo: tin_man: Reading that, whichever parent it may have been written by, it doesn't take long to figure out where the child's shiatty attitude comes from.

Came here to  say this, very happy to see I'm not the only one that thinks so.


Seconded, thirded, whatever. But yah, good move to show there is consequences for intentionally bad decisions.

ManateeGag: the animated gif is unnecessary, but this line is great: Tricks like this on OUR parents is how HALF of you were conceived .....And why a lot of your friends DONT have an address to send that Fathers day card to!!!


I LOLed.
 
2013-09-20 01:33:12 PM
Can they even do that? I thought a lot of ticket sellers/venues were now tying the ticket to the person, like airline tickets, so you can't just transfer them to someone else (ostensibly to fight scalping--because StubHub doesn't like competition).
 
2013-09-20 01:33:23 PM
Damn...it sounds like a good one and I can't open it from the office.  Any alternative loctions for TFA?
 
2013-09-20 01:34:40 PM
Must be Alec Baldwin's kid.
 
2013-09-20 01:35:16 PM

tin_man: Reading that, whichever parent it may have been written by, it doesn't take long to figure out where the child's shiatty attitude comes from.


Yeah, I went into it ready to cheer for the parents, but there are no winners here.
 
2013-09-20 01:36:28 PM
"Tricks like this on OUR parents is how HALF of you were conceived .....And why a lot of your friends DONT have an address to send that Fathers day card to!! "


Nice..
 
2013-09-20 01:37:06 PM

Shostie: Spad31: Umm...not just subby...apparently the author of the piece fails at reading comprehe...wait...the article headline says "Father"....What the fark is going on here? This is all sorts of goofy farked up. Maybe they're gay men? Do kids with gay dads call one of them Mother? Does one dad refer to himself that way? I need a drink now.

F*cking Aussies...


Yeah, they call barbecues "barbies," kangaroos "wallaby womble-hoppers," and mothers "fathers."
 
2013-09-20 01:37:24 PM
Oh, okay, AUS.. wonder if it's any different there?

Also, looked at the auction.. $12K (AUS) for 4 concert tickets that don't seem to be particularly prime seats? Right now, AUS $ are worth slightly more than US $. I'm betting the kiddies are bidding up the auction to ensure the tickets don't sell in time.
 
2013-09-20 01:37:56 PM
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His shoulders are dropping to the beat of the song I'm listening to, and I'm entranced. It's like a bizarre sad-dance.
 
2013-09-20 01:38:01 PM

tin_man: Reading that, whichever parent it may have been written by, it doesn't take long to figure out where the child's shiatty attitude comes from.


This. If you want respect, you must give respect. Yes, this even means parents need to respect their children.

I'm not opposed to punishing kids that step out of line, but  The brutally brilliant (somewhat excessive) product description reads: ... yeah. That.  I hope the scowl on your biatchy little friends faces Hmm? You're insulting her friends why, exactly? Her friends are not your concern, dad/mom. Lay off already. You're just making more trouble.
 
2013-09-20 01:38:22 PM

Teambaylagoon: "Tricks like this on OUR parents is how HALF of you were conceived .....And why a lot of your friends DONT have an address to send that Fathers day card to!! "


Nice..


Right? Mom fncking WENT THERE.
 
2013-09-20 01:38:38 PM

tin_man: Reading that, whichever parent it may have been written by, it doesn't take long to figure out where the child's shiatty attitude comes from.


Absolutely, that thing was terrible to read. "Don't have addresses to send that fathers day card to" farking really? "Those reasons were half the reasons why some of you were conceived", so awful.
 
2013-09-20 01:39:10 PM

Bathia_Mapes: will_2679: Subby fails reading comprehension.  FTA:  I'm your MOTHER

The article was updated after the submitter posted it to fark.


Is it ok if I'm still a jerk about it? Because really it's all I've got and I'm not even feeling it right now.
 
2013-09-20 01:40:20 PM
Following through with your punishment is good parenting, but there's no need for public disclosure of your child's bad behavior. Now everyone knows she is easy for "older guys". Good job on that one.
 
2013-09-20 01:40:46 PM
Tickets to a Boy Band? Nothing of value was lost.
 
2013-09-20 01:40:47 PM
Parents in Australia is pretty pissed at their daughter and her friends.

If you can bother to proofread the first farking sentence in your 'article' then maybe you shouldn't be 'producing' 'content' for the web.
 
2013-09-20 01:40:48 PM
This reminds me of the douche who shot up his daughter's laptop and then gloriously stated his reasons in a video that went viral.

Teens love to push the envelope however being a complete lunatic about it does nothing but encourage your kids to leave home as fast as they can whether or not they are ready to go.
 
2013-09-20 01:41:17 PM
I wonder how much she got for the tix.  I would imagine quite a lot.
 
2013-09-20 01:41:33 PM
Meanwhile I'm sitting here wondering who or what the fark One Direction is.
 
2013-09-20 01:41:51 PM
She's learning a great truth of life early: that when you're a teenager you think that you're a brilliant mix of ninja/criminal mastermind and your parents couldn't count to 11 without your dad unzipping his fly when in reality even your golden retriever is rolling its eyes at you.
 
2013-09-20 01:41:53 PM
For a while I tried to be all "stop liking things I don't like" with my daughter and One Direction, but that's a lost cause by now.  Now their images are all over her room, all five of 'em, Harry and Liam and Louis and Bobby and Skippy or whatever.
 
2013-09-20 01:41:54 PM

dahmers love zombie: My kid tried something like that, I'd do the same goddamn thing.  I wouldn't have gotten all self-righteous in the description, but you can bet your bottom dollar that behavior like that would get the kid's ticket sold in a New York minute.  She'd also find out that her cell phone didn't work and that her Facebook password had been changed.

And Sprint Family Locator is a great, great tool.  Even if I only ended up ever using it to find lost/stolen phones.  The knowledge that I had it was enough to keep 'em where they were supposed to be.


hate to break it to ya pops but odds are your kid is smarter than you or at least more tech savvy.. probably has duplicate or clone FB accounts only her friends know about and her friends probably extra phone that she'll borrow and clone the SIM card etc,
 
2013-09-20 01:41:54 PM

DirkTheDaring: Teambaylagoon: "Tricks like this on OUR parents is how HALF of you were conceived .....And why a lot of your friends DONT have an address to send that Fathers day card to!! "


Nice..

Right? Mom fncking WENT THERE.


And it also gives me an idea of the crowd this girl is hanging out with.
 
2013-09-20 01:42:06 PM

cgraves67: Following through with your punishment is good parenting, but there's no need for public disclosure of your child's bad behavior. Now everyone knows she is easy for "older guys". Good job on that one.


Ew, you're right.
 
2013-09-20 01:42:21 PM
Most parents who feel a need to punish their daughters with slut shaming language are the same types that would pat their sons on the back for the same behavior.They could have sold the tickets without this craptastic example of parenting.
 
2013-09-20 01:42:38 PM
Harry Styles is pretty I'd like to fu*k him, or at least see his O face.
 
2013-09-20 01:42:40 PM
Read it.

Wow.
 
2013-09-20 01:42:52 PM

Egoy3k: Parents in Australia is pretty pissed at their daughter and her friends.

If you can't bother to proofread the first farking sentence in your 'article' then maybe you shouldn't be 'producing' 'content' for the web.


Fail on my part.
 
2013-09-20 01:43:40 PM

mike_d85: DirkTheDaring: Teambaylagoon: "Tricks like this on OUR parents is how HALF of you were conceived .....And why a lot of your friends DONT have an address to send that Fathers day card to!! "


Nice..

Right? Mom fncking WENT THERE.

And it also gives me an idea of the crowd this girl is hanging out with.


Oh, come on. Not only are they underaged, they are all the way in Australia.
 
2013-09-20 01:43:44 PM
Surely these young women will do something productive with their time now that those tickets are being sold and won't instead lie harder, stay out later and get pregnant-er, as a result of this brilliant tactic.

Don't air your farking dirty laundry on the internet, people.  Sell the tickets, and talk to your kids in person.  This bleed over shiat is dumb.
 
2013-09-20 01:43:53 PM

tin_man: Reading that, whichever parent it may have been written by, it doesn't take long to figure out where the child's shiatty attitude comes from.


Yes! I was all ready to cheer and shout for the parents, but that just made me think "Oh, a whole family of arseholes. Lovely."
 
2013-09-20 01:44:06 PM
Just sell the tickets if you must, but don't act like an even bigger baby and say "hey I'm doing this to get back at my shiatty kids". You are the adult. Have some restraint and dignity.
 
2013-09-20 01:44:12 PM

Hand Banana: Meanwhile I'm sitting here wondering who or what the fark One Direction is.


1. Terrible
2. Ignorance is not a virtue where I come from.  Google can help.  Give it a whirl.
 
2013-09-20 01:44:30 PM

vudukungfu: mother - father
whore - nun


TOUCH MY MONKEY


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Touch him! Love him! Liebe mein affe-mienke!
 
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