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2013-09-20 10:47:26 AM  
The expression is "I am da bomb"
 
2013-09-20 10:59:00 AM  
Spertember?
 
2013-09-20 11:14:17 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: Spertember?


Probably left over from the French Revolution calendar.  You know: Messidor, Thermidor, Fructidor, Humidor, Slamthedor, Spertember, Squishtember, Splashtember, Nivose, Pluvoiose, Ventos, Mentos, Gotchernose.
 
2013-09-20 11:49:04 AM  
nursey school? so there are lots of nurses there?
 
2013-09-20 11:53:41 AM  
She'd be getting fined in German if it wasn't for the USA! USA! USA! USA!
 
2013-09-20 11:56:25 AM  
'Jihad' is a relatively common name, but for anyone to wear a shirt like that is stupid AW trolling.
 
2013-09-20 11:56:28 AM  
Gotchernose


HA!
 
2013-09-20 11:57:38 AM  

FloydA: TuteTibiImperes: Spertember?

Probably left over from the French Revolution calendar.  You know: Messidor, Thermidor, Fructidor, Humidor, Slamthedor, Spertember, Squishtember, Splashtember, Nivose, Pluvoiose, Ventos, Mentos, Gotchernose.


Nice. J'ai ri.

I wonder how many people actually get that...
 
2013-09-20 12:00:55 PM  
The most unpleasant speech should be protected the most.
 
2013-09-20 12:01:00 PM  
ERMAHGERD!!! SPERTEMBER!!!
 
2013-09-20 12:01:17 PM  
Cool. Thanks mom!
 
2013-09-20 12:02:02 PM  
There's one kid who will be able to say, "I WAS BORN TO TROLL, biatch".

Better than even odds that he turns out to be a nice, well-mannered kid, though. Kids always rebel against their parent's dreams.
 
2013-09-20 12:02:25 PM  
All month has been "Spertember" - if ya know what I mean.
 
2013-09-20 12:02:36 PM  
Spergtember?
 
2013-09-20 12:03:54 PM  
MILP


/unch
 
2013-09-20 12:04:35 PM  
Hold on, she was acquitted, the court appealed, and then was convicted?
 
2013-09-20 12:05:03 PM  
should have called bomb squad and had it blown up
 
2013-09-20 12:05:12 PM  

Headso: The most unpleasant speech should be protected the most.


Unpleasant speech said with dynamic intent should be protected. This woman went out of her way trying to upset people, and is an @sshole. I hope her son grows to hate her in later life.

That having been said, she should have been arrested and charged with a bomb threat.
 
2013-09-20 12:05:48 PM  
Re: "Spertember". Sorry, it was early, the coffee hadn't kicked in and since they make us use an outdated version of IE at work no auto-spellcheck, and as everyone already knows I am a dyslexic mother farker.

/If you see a greenlight with a mispelling, better than even odds it's mine
 
2013-09-20 12:07:19 PM  
Huge fines and threats of jail for saying something? Oh, hell no. A heavy-duty ass-whippin' for saying stupid shiat? Sure.
 
2013-09-20 12:07:32 PM  
The "official" story of 9/11 doesn't include a bomb, wouldn't 7/7 make more sense?
 
2013-09-20 12:07:45 PM  

Magorn: If you see a greenlight with a mispelling


stickerish.com
 
2013-09-20 12:08:39 PM  
A woman who sent her three-year-old son - called Jihad - to school in a T-shirt marked "Jihad, Born September 11, I am a bomb"

Surely he has a few more years before he's large enough to haul 45 lb. of C-4 and ball bearings into a crowded café?
 
2013-09-20 12:08:50 PM  
Mother in question...
www.rawstory.com
 
2013-09-20 12:08:50 PM  

Antimatter: Hold on, she was acquitted, the court appealed, and then was convicted?



French laws are not American laws. French courts are not American courts.
 
2013-09-20 12:09:24 PM  

FrancoFile: FloydA: TuteTibiImperes: Spertember?

Probably left over from the French Revolution calendar.  You know: Messidor, Thermidor, Fructidor, Humidor, Slamthedor, Spertember, Squishtember, Splashtember, Nivose, Pluvoiose, Ventos, Mentos, Gotchernose.

Nice. J'ai ri.

I wonder how many people actually get that...


The chocolate fondue guillotine is always a big favorite at my Thermidor parties.
 
2013-09-20 12:09:33 PM  

Antimatter: Hold on, she was acquitted, the court appealed, and then was convicted?


This didn't happen in the US. Different countries have different rules about things like double-jeopardy.

Ahem. I can't say I agree with this ruling. The mom's an asshat, no doubt about it, but being an asshat should not be a crime. A baby in a onesie might have been another matter: babies don't move around very much, so the possibility that you might actually be dealing with some scary stuff disguised as a baby is at least credible. But three-year-olds walk and talk and interact in ways that disguised ordnance simply does not.

There was no credible threat here. There should be no crime. Let her face all the derision and scorn that asshats deserve, but fines? Prison sentences, even if suspended? No.
 
2013-09-20 12:09:43 PM  

starsrift: There's one kid who will be able to say, "I WAS BORN TO TROLLNEVER FLY ON A COMMERCIAL AIRPLANE EVER, biatch".

Better than even odds that he turns out to be a nice, well-mannered kid, though. Kids always rebel against their parent's dreams.


FTFY
 
2013-09-20 12:09:49 PM  

FloydA: TuteTibiImperes: Spertember?

Probably left over from the French Revolution calendar.  You know: Messidor, Thermidor, Fructidor, Humidor, Slamthedor, Spertember, Squishtember, Splashtember, Nivose, Pluvoiose, Ventos, Mentos, Gotchernose.


Bahaha I love it
 
2013-09-20 12:09:58 PM  
cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com
 
2013-09-20 12:10:09 PM  
My oldest son was born Sept 11th (2005), too late to rename him but I could use some t-shirt ideas for him.
 
2013-09-20 12:11:03 PM  
Aren't all French people asshats already? What does it take to be extra asshatery in France?
 
2013-09-20 12:11:35 PM  

haywatchthis: should have called bomb squad and had it blown up


one thing about jihadist kids......they blow up so fast.
 
2013-09-20 12:11:43 PM  
Oh you didn't make it up!
 
2013-09-20 12:11:52 PM  

I_AM_SRC: Mother in question...
[www.rawstory.com image 615x345]


She's out in public with her hair uncovered??!?!?!!? STONE THE WHORE
 
2013-09-20 12:12:25 PM  

FloydA: TuteTibiImperes: Spertember?

Probably left over from the French Revolution calendar.  You know: Messidor, Thermidor, Fructidor, Humidor, Slamthedor, Spertember, Squishtember, Splashtember, Nivose, Pluvoiose, Ventos, Mentos, Gotchernose.


Translated, these words mean: Real mod, peapod, buff bod, hot rod, obtuse, rubbergoose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake.
 
2013-09-20 12:12:32 PM  

lamric: My oldest son was born Sept 11th (2005), too late to rename him but I could use some t-shirt ideas for him.


"I can NEVER get fireworks on MY birthday!"
 
2013-09-20 12:13:09 PM  

kbronsito: She'd be getting fined in German

Reichsmark if it wasn't for the USA! USA! USA! USA!
 
2013-09-20 12:13:15 PM  
Awwwwww, they blow up so fast.

houraney.com
 
2013-09-20 12:13:57 PM  

Millennium: Antimatter: Hold on, she was acquitted, the court appealed, and then was convicted?

This didn't happen in the US. Different countries have different rules about things like double-jeopardy.

Ahem. I can't say I agree with this ruling. The mom's an asshat, no doubt about it, but being an asshat should not be a crime. A baby in a onesie might have been another matter: babies don't move around very much, so the possibility that you might actually be dealing with some scary stuff disguised as a baby is at least credible. But three-year-olds walk and talk and interact in ways that disguised ordnance simply does not.

There was no credible threat here. There should be no crime. Let her face all the derision and scorn that asshats deserve, but fines? Prison sentences, even if suspended? No.


Europe's becoming more and more aware of being on the 'front line.' More and more aware that their very cultural identities are under threat. Expect to see more backlash like this in the coming years.
 
2013-09-20 12:14:31 PM  

BigNumber12: 45 lb. of C-4


Enough to put Arnold Schwarzenegger into orbit.
 
2013-09-20 12:14:41 PM  
 
2013-09-20 12:14:44 PM  

mjohnson71: Aren't all French people asshats already? What does it take to be extra asshatery in France?


Not much....
 
2013-09-20 12:15:04 PM  

give me doughnuts: Antimatter: Hold on, she was acquitted, the court appealed, and then was convicted?


French laws are not American laws. French courts are not American courts.


Is it time to liberate them again?
 
2013-09-20 12:15:27 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Spertember?


The nice Spertember weather we're having balances out the lousy weather we had in Smarch.

Stupid printers. Doesn't anybody proof read any more instead of just letting Spell Checker do its stuff willy-nilly, any old whey?
 
2013-09-20 12:16:18 PM  

Headso: The most unpleasant speech should be protected the most.


If it was the mother wearing the T-shirt I could understand your comment...but a 3 year old most likely didn't choose to wear it nor understand the meaning behind it.
 
2013-09-20 12:16:36 PM  

give me doughnuts: BigNumber12: 45 lb. of C-4

Enough to put Arnold Schwarzenegger into orbit.


BigNumber12: 45 lb. of C-4 and ball bearings


I'm not privy to the ideal ratio.
 
2013-09-20 12:17:28 PM  
Where are the usual idiots who derp that we need to be more like Europe?
 
2013-09-20 12:17:44 PM  

Millennium: being an asshat should not be a crime


I say we vote on it.
 
2013-09-20 12:19:32 PM  

flynn80: The "official" story of 9/11 doesn't include a bomb, wouldn't 7/7 make more sense?


Aha! French Truthers. Now we're talking!
 
2013-09-20 12:19:40 PM  

brantgoose: Doesn't anybody proof read any more instead of just letting Spell Checker do its stuff willy-nilly, any old whey?


I've read a distressing number of arguments for dialing back spelling and grammar training in education, because "spelling / grammar check will take care of it anyway."

The rate at which we're becoming Wall-E is alarming.
 
2013-09-20 12:19:42 PM  

stir22: haywatchthis: should have called bomb squad and had it blown up

one thing about jihadist kids......they blow up so fast.


SILENCE!!!!

/I keel you...
 
2013-09-20 12:22:37 PM  

vernonFL: 'Jihad' is a relatively common name, but for anyone to wear a shirt like that is stupid AW trolling.


Seriously?  No, seriously, seriously?  Does it have another "meaning" as a name, or are they essentially named "Holy War".

Completely serious - never heard that it was ever used as a name.
 
2013-09-20 12:23:28 PM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: vernonFL: 'Jihad' is a relatively common name, but for anyone to wear a shirt like that is stupid AW trolling.

Seriously?  No, seriously, seriously?  Does it have another "meaning" as a name, or are they essentially named "Holy War".

Completely serious - never heard that it was ever used as a name.


I knew a kid named Mujahid, which is pretty close.
 
2013-09-20 12:23:57 PM  
Does this mean it is ok to call them rag heads, camel jockeys, dune coons?
 
2013-09-20 12:24:39 PM  

brantgoose: flynn80: The "official" story of 9/11 doesn't include a bomb, wouldn't 7/7 make more sense?

Aha! French Truthers. Now we're talking!


They must be referring to the bombs planted in the towers for demolition.
 
2013-09-20 12:25:30 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Spertember?



Almost all babies start life with a "Spert".
 
2013-09-20 12:26:52 PM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: vernonFL: 'Jihad' is a relatively common name, but for anyone to wear a shirt like that is stupid AW trolling.

Seriously?  No, seriously, seriously?  Does it have another "meaning" as a name, or are they essentially named "Holy War".

Completely serious - never heard that it was ever used as a name.


Jihad doesn't necessarily mean war or violence. Overcoming alcoholism could be considered jihad. I think it just means "struggle".

Obviously this nutjob means violence, though.

/IANAM
 
2013-09-20 12:27:28 PM  
To be fair, if I had a son born on September 11th, I'd be sorely tempted to name him Ben Ghazi.
 
2013-09-20 12:27:33 PM  
WTF's the deal?

Isn't al Qaeda our ally in the fight against Assad now?

St00pid French.
 
2013-09-20 12:28:28 PM  

Magorn: Re: "Spertember". Sorry, it was early, the coffee hadn't kicked in and since they make us use an outdated version of IE at work no auto-spellcheck, and as everyone already knows I am a dyslexic mother farker.

/If you see a greenlight with a mispelling, better than even odds it's mine


That explains "nursey school," too, then.
 
2013-09-20 12:29:04 PM  

FrancoFile: FloydA: TuteTibiImperes: Spertember?

Probably left over from the French Revolution calendar.  You know: Messidor, Thermidor, Fructidor, Humidor, Slamthedor, Spertember, Squishtember, Splashtember, Nivose, Pluvoiose, Ventos, Mentos, Gotchernose.

Nice. J'ai ri.

I wonder how many people actually get that...


Get what?  That there are 13 months in the French Revolution calendar?
 
2013-09-20 12:30:07 PM  

Pied Penguin: stir22: haywatchthis: should have called bomb squad and had it blown up

one thing about jihadist kids......they blow up so fast.

SILENCE!!!!

/I keel you...


images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-09-20 12:30:38 PM  

Deep Contact: brantgoose: flynn80: The "official" story of 9/11 doesn't include a bomb, wouldn't 7/7 make more sense?

Aha! French Truthers. Now we're talking!

They must be referring to the bombs planted in the towers for demolition.



That was Osama's biggest victory!

He planted hundreds demolition bombs in Towers 1, 2 and 7, and Bush was so embarrassed that he could never admit it.
 
2013-09-20 12:31:21 PM  
The kid also has a jack in the box that Osama pops out of.
 
2013-09-20 12:31:24 PM  

haywatchthis: should have called bomb squad and had it blown up


I like you
 
2013-09-20 12:31:44 PM  

muck4doo: Where are the usual idiots who derp that we need to be more like Europe?


Yeah, right here. Europe ain't perfect and they sorely need a version of the 1st amendment but in most other humanitarian areas... health care, family leave... they make us look like backwards asshats
 
2013-09-20 12:33:21 PM  
Ah French..and Muslim.


Why not just paint a big target on the kid that says "I'd love to paradise...can you help me".
 
2013-09-20 12:33:25 PM  

macadamnut: FrancoFile: FloydA: TuteTibiImperes: Spertember?

Probably left over from the French Revolution calendar.  You know: Messidor, Thermidor, Fructidor, Humidor, Slamthedor, Spertember, Squishtember, Splashtember, Nivose, Pluvoiose, Ventos, Mentos, Gotchernose.

Nice. J'ai ri.

I wonder how many people actually get that...

The chocolate fondue guillotine is always a big favorite at my Thermidor parties.


Years ago, I am pretty sure I did shots with Furture Chief Justice John Roberts at a beach house in Dewey Beach that was infamous for it's annual Bastille Day  French Revolution-themed party
 
2013-09-20 12:34:39 PM  

lamric: My oldest son was born Sept 11th (2005), too late to rename him but I could use some t-shirt ideas for him.


The ladies say they'll "never forget" me? I can't play Jenga at my birthday parties?
 
2013-09-20 12:37:06 PM  

muck4doo: Where are the usual idiots who derp that we need to be more like Europe?


How about this? The French wisely ban giving children offensive names. In the US you can name a boy "Susan" if you like and he'll be tragically ruined for life as the boy named Sue. Untold numbers of children have ridiculous names or common names that are spelled in some far-fetched way because their stupid parents wanted to be "original" or fashionable. You even let people name their children after idiot celebrities such as Britney Spears. If you name a child "Cindi", she will spell her name with a heart instead of a dot over the "i" and thus become a stripper with a heart of gold. It's cruel and unusual punishment to name a child with the wrong name. Read Tristram Shandy.

Names influence your life chances. If I lived in the UK, I might be named Alf or something equally stupid and what chance would I have? Might as well become a TF from the get-go.

There are stupid individuals in Europe, even stupid laws and customs, political parties, religions, etc., but Europe is not inherently stupid per se. The French, in particular, tend to think things through. In the USA, there are plenty of smart, good and wise people, but you have a "Florida" tag and could just as easily have one for each state and territory, including "Puerto Rico" on account of mass or official stupidity. The same is true of Canada. We could easily have an Alberta tag or a Quebec tag.

Poor little Jihad is going to have problems when he goes to school. He'd be better off named Jim or Bambi but I assume those names are both illegal in France and a good thing too.

You should hear how the French pronounce some English names.

If the kid was named Jim it would be pronounced the way it is pronounced by the cast of the British radio  Goon Show of the 1950s. Jeeeeem!
 
2013-09-20 12:37:39 PM  

Koalaesq: Europe ain't perfect and they sorely need a version of the 1st amendment


They do. Their version just doesn't protect hate-mongering idiots or scientologists.

Also, loudly proclaim you're going to shoot the next cop you see and see what happens.
 
2013-09-20 12:39:39 PM  

Deep Contact: brantgoose: flynn80: The "official" story of 9/11 doesn't include a bomb, wouldn't 7/7 make more sense?

Aha! French Truthers. Now we're talking!

They must be referring to the bombs planted in the towers for demolition.


That was thermite - they must mean the bombs put in the planes and/or the missiles mounted under the fuselages.

/derp
 
2013-09-20 12:40:21 PM  
I know a lot of kids named Jihad post 9.11
Really.
 
2013-09-20 12:42:39 PM  

macadamnut: Koalaesq: Europe ain't perfect and they sorely need a version of the 1st amendment

They do. Their version just doesn't protect hate-mongering idiots or scientologists.

Also, loudly proclaim you're going to shoot the next cop you see and see what happens.


Let me rephrase... I think they need a stronger version of the first amendment. What speech my British husband calls 'inciting racial hatred' I call 'skinnyhead'.
 
2013-09-20 12:46:04 PM  

give me doughnuts: Antimatter: Hold on, she was acquitted, the court appealed, and then was convicted?


French laws are not American laws. French courts are not American courts.


I'm just trying to wrap my head around a justice system where you can be acquitted, and then the state can say 'no wait, we take that back.  guilty'.

That seems...rather stupid.
 
2013-09-20 12:50:54 PM  

stir22: haywatchthis: should have called bomb squad and had it blown up

one thing about jihadist kids......they blow up so fast.


and we're done here
 
2013-09-20 12:51:28 PM  
Born September 11th, I am a bomb

Shows how much she knows about 9/11.
 
2013-09-20 12:52:33 PM  
www.examiner.com
 
2013-09-20 12:52:35 PM  
Aggravated asshatery needs to be a real criminal offense.
 
2013-09-20 12:52:54 PM  

macadamnut: Koalaesq: Europe ain't perfect and they sorely need a version of the 1st amendment

They do. Their version just doesn't protect hate-mongering idiots or scientologists.

Also, loudly proclaim you're going to shoot the next cop you see and see what happens.


This doesn't have anything to do with the 1st ammendment anyway.  Perhaps even less so, as it happened in France.

Still, in this day and age, people assume that they are protected across the board from anything they say because of the 1st ammendment.  That's simply not true.  It may protect you from being locked up for shooting your mouth off about the President being a jerk.  But it won't protect you from threatening to shoot the President.
In any case, you are allowed to give your kid a stupid name.  Whatever...  It's your kid.  But dressing the kid in purposely offensive garb and sending him to school is not protected by any law.  That's damned close to child abuse!
 
2013-09-20 12:54:24 PM  
It is illegal to be an a-hole in France? The good news is that the U.S. is likely to lose its title as the country with the highest percentage of its population in prison.
 
2013-09-20 12:55:45 PM  

Osato: Born September 11th, I am a bomb

Shows how much she knows about 9/11.


Depends on whether she is a truther or not I guess...
 
2013-09-20 12:56:12 PM  

CarnySaur: To be fair, if I had a son born on September 11th, I'd be sorely tempted to name him Ben Ghazi.


Ben Ghazi Saur does have a nice ring to it.
 
2013-09-20 12:56:14 PM  

lamric: My oldest son was born Sept 11th (2005), too late to rename him but I could use some t-shirt ideas for him.


How about, "NEVER FORGET my birthday."
 
2013-09-20 12:59:52 PM  
My son has a good friend named Sultan Kamal Mohammed Mohammed Sayeem Mohammed Mohammed Mxxxx.

/Culture!
//Calm down folks.
///Sultan is Christian.
 
2013-09-20 01:02:52 PM  

JacksonBryan: Osato: Born September 11th, I am a bomb

Shows how much she knows about 9/11.

Depends on whether she is a truther or not I guess...


I was going to change that to "dumbass", butt hen I realized there is no difference.
 
2013-09-20 01:04:35 PM  
The only crime she should be charged with is reckless endangerment of a minor. People whose lives were personally affected by the terrorist attacks might not be able to control their emotions when encountered with that even on a kid

At any rate if someone slugged her in the face for doing that with her son I don't think any court would convict them. There's trolling and then there's provoking potential violence
 
2013-09-20 01:05:11 PM  

haywatchthis: should have called bomb squad and had it blown up


i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-20 01:09:55 PM  

theborg1of4: Deep Contact: brantgoose: flynn80: The "official" story of 9/11 doesn't include a bomb, wouldn't 7/7 make more sense?

Aha! French Truthers. Now we're talking!

They must be referring to the bombs planted in the towers for demolition.

That was thermite - they must mean the bombs put in the planes and/or the missiles mounted under the fuselages.


The bombs on the plane that magically found the perfect spots in the inner columns to bring down the towers.
Some of the bombs even bounced from the twins into #7.
 
2013-09-20 01:13:22 PM  

reported: nursey school? so there are lots of nurses there?


Seriously? It's another name for preschool...
 
2013-09-20 01:14:47 PM  

Elroydb: The only crime she should be charged with is reckless endangerment of a minor. People whose lives were personally affected by the terrorist attacks might not be able to control their emotions when encountered with that even on a kid

At any rate if someone slugged her in the face for doing that with her son I don't think any court would convict them. There's trolling and then there's provoking potential violence


I'm always confused by the goodies who think violence is acceptable when THEY are offended, but fark everyone else. For all we know, this woman had a husband/brother/son/cousin killed some time during the last decade while our troops were blowing up the Middle East. She has to have some pretty strong anti-US feelings to put that kind of shirt on a kid. But naw, I'm sure it has nothing to do with the US demonization of Muslims since 9/11. She just had that shirt made because she's a freedom-hating troll. Keeing things really simple like this makes it easy for me.
 
2013-09-20 01:23:42 PM  

zulius: reported: nursey school? so there are lots of nurses there?

Seriously? It's another name for preschool...


31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-20 01:26:55 PM  
Wow. What a coont.
 
2013-09-20 01:33:49 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: zulius: reported: nursey school? so there are lots of nurses there?

Seriously? It's another name for preschool...

[31.media.tumblr.com image 300x188]


/I'm done!!! lol
 
2013-09-20 01:37:01 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Elroydb: The only crime she should be charged with is reckless endangerment of a minor. People whose lives were personally affected by the terrorist attacks might not be able to control their emotions when encountered with that even on a kid

At any rate if someone slugged her in the face for doing that with her son I don't think any court would convict them. There's trolling and then there's provoking potential violence

I'm always confused by the goodies who think violence is acceptable when THEY are offended, but fark everyone else. For all we know, this woman had a husband/brother/son/cousin killed some time during the last decade while our troops were blowing up the Middle East. She has to have some pretty strong anti-US feelings to put that kind of shirt on a kid. But naw, I'm sure it has nothing to do with the US demonization of Muslims since 9/11. She just had that shirt made because she's a freedom-hating troll. Keeing things really simple like this makes it easy for me.


It's hard to figure out how somebody could grow up in rural Yemen right now and NOT hate America.
 
2013-09-20 01:38:04 PM  
Outfit in question:

fr.novopress.info
 
2013-09-20 01:46:19 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Elroydb: The only crime she should be charged with is reckless endangerment of a minor. People whose lives were personally affected by the terrorist attacks might not be able to control their emotions when encountered with that even on a kid

At any rate if someone slugged her in the face for doing that with her son I don't think any court would convict them. There's trolling and then there's provoking potential violence

I'm always confused by the goodies who think violence is acceptable when THEY are offended, but fark everyone else. For all we know, this woman had a husband/brother/son/cousin killed some time during the last decade while our troops were blowing up the Middle East. She has to have some pretty strong anti-US feelings to put that kind of shirt on a kid. But naw, I'm sure it has nothing to do with the US demonization of Muslims since 9/11. She just had that shirt made because she's a freedom-hating troll. Keeing things really simple like this makes it easy for me.


Yeah...because before 9/11 (when WE were attacked) the Islamic World loved us.  We got flowers every year, etc...

DRO, you're a smart guy, but that's a pretty stupid statement.
 
2013-09-20 01:52:56 PM  

brantgoose: You should hear how the French pronounce some English names.

If the kid was named Jim it would be pronounced the way it is pronounced by the cast of the British radio  Goon Show of the 1950s. Jeeeeem!


i755.photobucket.com

So, who is this guy?
Bob.
Bub?
No, no, Bob. You know, like, uh, Bob Dylan?
Kate: Oh, Bob.
Oui, Bahb.
 
2013-09-20 01:53:00 PM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: vernonFL: 'Jihad' is a relatively common name, but for anyone to wear a shirt like that is stupid AW trolling.

Seriously?  No, seriously, seriously?  Does it have another "meaning" as a name, or are they essentially named "Holy War".

Completely serious - never heard that it was ever used as a name.


Lots of English names mean something similar.  Duncan, Earl, Edith (the Old English Eadgyð literally translates as "blessed war"), Humbert, Humphrey, Ivor, Kemp, and Ryder all refer to war or warriors.

(Oddly enough, the name Warwick has nothing to do with either wars or wicks.  It means "dam farm.")
 
2013-09-20 01:59:12 PM  
...shouldn't that kid be in middle school by now?
 
2013-09-20 01:59:22 PM  

Headso: The most unpleasant speech should be protected the most.


Not in Europe and if Feinstein has her way not here. I agree though but this child is being set up for failure.
 
2013-09-20 02:01:53 PM  

I_AM_SRC: Mother in question...
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Zat womin on zee right, she ess horrifically uglee.

MERDE!
 
2013-09-20 02:02:56 PM  

haywatchthis: should have called bomb squad and had it blown up


Newsletter?
 
2013-09-20 02:04:13 PM  
Oh ya this kids got a bright future.
 
2013-09-20 02:07:10 PM  

FloydA: Duncan


Don't be silly. "Duncan" means "brown-haired man head."
 
2013-09-20 02:10:21 PM  

FLMountainMan: DROxINxTHExWIND: Elroydb: The only crime she should be charged with is reckless endangerment of a minor. People whose lives were personally affected by the terrorist attacks might not be able to control their emotions when encountered with that even on a kid

At any rate if someone slugged her in the face for doing that with her son I don't think any court would convict them. There's trolling and then there's provoking potential violence

I'm always confused by the goodies who think violence is acceptable when THEY are offended, but fark everyone else. For all we know, this woman had a husband/brother/son/cousin killed some time during the last decade while our troops were blowing up the Middle East. She has to have some pretty strong anti-US feelings to put that kind of shirt on a kid. But naw, I'm sure it has nothing to do with the US demonization of Muslims since 9/11. She just had that shirt made because she's a freedom-hating troll. Keeing things really simple like this makes it easy for me.

Yeah...because before 9/11 (when WE were attacked) the Islamic World loved us.  We got flowers every year, etc...

DRO, you're a smart guy, but that's a pretty stupid statement.



No stupider than thinking that American interference in the Middle East began AFTER 9/11. I'm sure when they were attacking us before 9/11 it was just them being freedom haters. America has never done ANYTHING provocative and every disagreement with another nation is ALWAYS the fault of the other people.


/Just because you were taught American exceptionalism in school, it doesn't make it true.
 
2013-09-20 02:28:37 PM  

mypinkpony: Andrew Wiggin: zulius: reported: nursey school? so there are lots of nurses there?

Seriously? It's another name for preschool...

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/I'm done!!! lol


did i miss a joke? :/
 
2013-09-20 02:29:38 PM  

Amos Quito: Deep Contact: brantgoose: flynn80: The "official" story of 9/11 doesn't include a bomb, wouldn't 7/7 make more sense?

Aha! French Truthers. Now we're talking!

They must be referring to the bombs planted in the towers for demolition.


That was Osama's

OBAMA'S biggest victory!

He planted hundreds demolition bombs in Towers 1, 2 and 7, and Bush was so embarrassed that he could never admit it.


It was all a part of the plat that started with those fake birth announcements back in 1961.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!
 
2013-09-20 02:36:50 PM  
I am torn between the urge to roll my eyes, or to applaud this lady on her commitment to the bit. That is some world class trolling I will never be able to fathom, let alone pull off.
 
2013-09-20 02:39:51 PM  

zulius: mypinkpony: Andrew Wiggin: zulius: reported: nursey school? so there are lots of nurses there?

Seriously? It's another name for preschool...

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/I'm done!!! lol

did i miss a joke? :/


Yup.
 
2013-09-20 02:41:59 PM  
French troll
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-09-20 02:57:05 PM  
One way to express disapproval about the awful Western democracies is to not live in one.
 
2013-09-20 03:04:15 PM  

I_AM_SRC: Mother in question...


I'd do her. I just wouldn't give her my real name and address.
 
2013-09-20 03:51:06 PM  

kbronsito: She'd be getting fined in German if it wasn't for the USA! USA! USA! USA!


The Germans would have started on the Arabs as soon as they ran out of Jews.
 
2013-09-20 05:02:33 PM  
i40.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-20 06:04:02 PM  
Aaand was there a  point to any of this? TFA?

/Journalism in America is a sad, sad thing.
 
2013-09-20 07:24:49 PM  
I guarantee not only single staff member was "upset" by this.
 
2013-09-21 12:28:15 AM  

Elroydb: The only crime she should be charged with is reckless endangerment of a minor. People whose lives were personally affected by the terrorist attacks might not be able to control their emotions when encountered with that even on a kid

At any rate if someone slugged her in the face for doing that with her son I don't think any court would convict them. There's trolling and then there's provoking potential violence


Exactly. The kid does not deserve to have this happen to him, it is tantamount to the mom punishing him for nothing he ever did. If an adult woman wants to wear a shirt that says 'rape me, I want it', I guess that's her right. But if she puts a miniskirt and a midriff barring shirt that literally says 'rape me pedos' on it on her five year old daughter and sends her off to school like that because she wants to make a statement that's another matter. Of course it would be wrong for anyone to harass the girl, but that does not excuse the mother's asshattery and I'm okay with her being fined for it.
 
2013-09-21 02:06:42 AM  

Antimatter: Hold on, she was acquitted, the court appealed, and then was convicted?


Yerp. Funny how the country she apparently hates the most is the one that has what she needs the most... protection of free speech and against double jeopardy, eh?
 
2013-09-21 06:55:37 AM  

FloydA: (Oddly enough, the name Warwick has nothing to do with either wars or wicks.  It means "dam farm.")


Well, yes, most English names have jack all to do with their words' actual current meanings. Spelling shifts have rather compounded the issues. A better translation would probably be "land by the dam" though.
 
2013-09-21 11:51:12 AM  

foxyshadis: FloydA: (Oddly enough, the name Warwick has nothing to do with either wars or wicks.  It means "dam farm.")

Well, yes, most English names have jack all to do with their words' actual current meanings. Spelling shifts have rather compounded the issues.



Are you proposing a theory that English experienced consonantal drift?  Or just had a healthy vowel movement?

/linguist puns
 
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