FloydA: TuteTibiImperes: Spertember?Probably left over from the French Revolution calendar. You know: Messidor, Thermidor, Fructidor, Humidor, Slamthedor, Spertember, Squishtember, Splashtember, Nivose, Pluvoiose, Ventos, Mentos, Gotchernose.
Headso: The most unpleasant speech should be protected the most.
Magorn: If you see a greenlight with a mispelling
Antimatter: Hold on, she was acquitted, the court appealed, and then was convicted?
FrancoFile: FloydA: TuteTibiImperes: Spertember?Probably left over from the French Revolution calendar. You know: Messidor, Thermidor, Fructidor, Humidor, Slamthedor, Spertember, Squishtember, Splashtember, Nivose, Pluvoiose, Ventos, Mentos, Gotchernose.Nice. J'ai ri.I wonder how many people actually get that...
starsrift: There's one kid who will be able to say, "I WAS BORN TO TROLLNEVER FLY ON A COMMERCIAL AIRPLANE EVER, biatch".Better than even odds that he turns out to be a nice, well-mannered kid, though. Kids always rebel against their parent's dreams.
haywatchthis: should have called bomb squad and had it blown up
I_AM_SRC: Mother in question...[www.rawstory.com image 615x345]
lamric: My oldest son was born Sept 11th (2005), too late to rename him but I could use some t-shirt ideas for him.
kbronsito: She'd be getting fined in German
Millennium: Antimatter: Hold on, she was acquitted, the court appealed, and then was convicted?This didn't happen in the US. Different countries have different rules about things like double-jeopardy.Ahem. I can't say I agree with this ruling. The mom's an asshat, no doubt about it, but being an asshat should not be a crime. A baby in a onesie might have been another matter: babies don't move around very much, so the possibility that you might actually be dealing with some scary stuff disguised as a baby is at least credible. But three-year-olds walk and talk and interact in ways that disguised ordnance simply does not.There was no credible threat here. There should be no crime. Let her face all the derision and scorn that asshats deserve, but fines? Prison sentences, even if suspended? No.
BigNumber12: 45 lb. of C-4
devilEther: [cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com image 500x786]
mjohnson71: Aren't all French people asshats already? What does it take to be extra asshatery in France?
give me doughnuts: Antimatter: Hold on, she was acquitted, the court appealed, and then was convicted?French laws are not American laws. French courts are not American courts.
give me doughnuts: BigNumber12: 45 lb. of C-4Enough to put Arnold Schwarzenegger into orbit.
BigNumber12: 45 lb. of C-4 and ball bearings
Millennium: being an asshat should not be a crime
flynn80: The "official" story of 9/11 doesn't include a bomb, wouldn't 7/7 make more sense?
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