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(Yahoo)   After a French mother sends her son, named Jihad, to nursery school in a t-shirt that read "Born September 11th, I am a bomb" a court fines her $3000 for aggravated asshattery   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 122
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2013-09-20 10:47:26 AM
The expression is "I am da bomb"
 
2013-09-20 10:59:00 AM
Spertember?
 
2013-09-20 11:14:17 AM

TuteTibiImperes: Spertember?


Probably left over from the French Revolution calendar.  You know: Messidor, Thermidor, Fructidor, Humidor, Slamthedor, Spertember, Squishtember, Splashtember, Nivose, Pluvoiose, Ventos, Mentos, Gotchernose.
 
2013-09-20 11:49:04 AM
nursey school? so there are lots of nurses there?
 
2013-09-20 11:53:41 AM
She'd be getting fined in German if it wasn't for the USA! USA! USA! USA!
 
2013-09-20 11:56:25 AM
'Jihad' is a relatively common name, but for anyone to wear a shirt like that is stupid AW trolling.
 
2013-09-20 11:56:28 AM
Gotchernose


HA!
 
2013-09-20 11:57:38 AM

FloydA: TuteTibiImperes: Spertember?

Probably left over from the French Revolution calendar.  You know: Messidor, Thermidor, Fructidor, Humidor, Slamthedor, Spertember, Squishtember, Splashtember, Nivose, Pluvoiose, Ventos, Mentos, Gotchernose.


Nice. J'ai ri.

I wonder how many people actually get that...
 
2013-09-20 12:00:55 PM
The most unpleasant speech should be protected the most.
 
2013-09-20 12:01:00 PM
ERMAHGERD!!! SPERTEMBER!!!
 
2013-09-20 12:01:17 PM
Cool. Thanks mom!
 
2013-09-20 12:02:02 PM
There's one kid who will be able to say, "I WAS BORN TO TROLL, biatch".

Better than even odds that he turns out to be a nice, well-mannered kid, though. Kids always rebel against their parent's dreams.
 
2013-09-20 12:02:25 PM
All month has been "Spertember" - if ya know what I mean.
 
2013-09-20 12:02:36 PM
Spergtember?
 
2013-09-20 12:03:54 PM
MILP


/unch
 
2013-09-20 12:04:35 PM
Hold on, she was acquitted, the court appealed, and then was convicted?
 
2013-09-20 12:05:03 PM
should have called bomb squad and had it blown up
 
2013-09-20 12:05:12 PM

Headso: The most unpleasant speech should be protected the most.


Unpleasant speech said with dynamic intent should be protected. This woman went out of her way trying to upset people, and is an @sshole. I hope her son grows to hate her in later life.

That having been said, she should have been arrested and charged with a bomb threat.
 
2013-09-20 12:05:48 PM
Re: "Spertember". Sorry, it was early, the coffee hadn't kicked in and since they make us use an outdated version of IE at work no auto-spellcheck, and as everyone already knows I am a dyslexic mother farker.

/If you see a greenlight with a mispelling, better than even odds it's mine
 
2013-09-20 12:07:19 PM
Huge fines and threats of jail for saying something? Oh, hell no. A heavy-duty ass-whippin' for saying stupid shiat? Sure.
 
2013-09-20 12:07:32 PM
The "official" story of 9/11 doesn't include a bomb, wouldn't 7/7 make more sense?
 
2013-09-20 12:07:45 PM

Magorn: If you see a greenlight with a mispelling


stickerish.com
 
2013-09-20 12:08:39 PM
A woman who sent her three-year-old son - called Jihad - to school in a T-shirt marked "Jihad, Born September 11, I am a bomb"

Surely he has a few more years before he's large enough to haul 45 lb. of C-4 and ball bearings into a crowded café?
 
2013-09-20 12:08:50 PM
Mother in question...
www.rawstory.com
 
2013-09-20 12:08:50 PM

Antimatter: Hold on, she was acquitted, the court appealed, and then was convicted?



French laws are not American laws. French courts are not American courts.
 
2013-09-20 12:09:24 PM

FrancoFile: FloydA: TuteTibiImperes: Spertember?

Probably left over from the French Revolution calendar.  You know: Messidor, Thermidor, Fructidor, Humidor, Slamthedor, Spertember, Squishtember, Splashtember, Nivose, Pluvoiose, Ventos, Mentos, Gotchernose.

Nice. J'ai ri.

I wonder how many people actually get that...


The chocolate fondue guillotine is always a big favorite at my Thermidor parties.
 
2013-09-20 12:09:33 PM

Antimatter: Hold on, she was acquitted, the court appealed, and then was convicted?


This didn't happen in the US. Different countries have different rules about things like double-jeopardy.

Ahem. I can't say I agree with this ruling. The mom's an asshat, no doubt about it, but being an asshat should not be a crime. A baby in a onesie might have been another matter: babies don't move around very much, so the possibility that you might actually be dealing with some scary stuff disguised as a baby is at least credible. But three-year-olds walk and talk and interact in ways that disguised ordnance simply does not.

There was no credible threat here. There should be no crime. Let her face all the derision and scorn that asshats deserve, but fines? Prison sentences, even if suspended? No.
 
2013-09-20 12:09:43 PM

starsrift: There's one kid who will be able to say, "I WAS BORN TO TROLLNEVER FLY ON A COMMERCIAL AIRPLANE EVER, biatch".

Better than even odds that he turns out to be a nice, well-mannered kid, though. Kids always rebel against their parent's dreams.


FTFY
 
2013-09-20 12:09:49 PM

FloydA: TuteTibiImperes: Spertember?

Probably left over from the French Revolution calendar.  You know: Messidor, Thermidor, Fructidor, Humidor, Slamthedor, Spertember, Squishtember, Splashtember, Nivose, Pluvoiose, Ventos, Mentos, Gotchernose.


Bahaha I love it
 
2013-09-20 12:09:58 PM
cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com
 
2013-09-20 12:10:09 PM
My oldest son was born Sept 11th (2005), too late to rename him but I could use some t-shirt ideas for him.
 
2013-09-20 12:11:03 PM
Aren't all French people asshats already? What does it take to be extra asshatery in France?
 
2013-09-20 12:11:35 PM

haywatchthis: should have called bomb squad and had it blown up


one thing about jihadist kids......they blow up so fast.
 
2013-09-20 12:11:43 PM
Oh you didn't make it up!
 
2013-09-20 12:11:52 PM

I_AM_SRC: Mother in question...
[www.rawstory.com image 615x345]


She's out in public with her hair uncovered??!?!?!!? STONE THE WHORE
 
2013-09-20 12:12:25 PM

FloydA: TuteTibiImperes: Spertember?

Probably left over from the French Revolution calendar.  You know: Messidor, Thermidor, Fructidor, Humidor, Slamthedor, Spertember, Squishtember, Splashtember, Nivose, Pluvoiose, Ventos, Mentos, Gotchernose.


Translated, these words mean: Real mod, peapod, buff bod, hot rod, obtuse, rubbergoose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake.
 
2013-09-20 12:12:32 PM

lamric: My oldest son was born Sept 11th (2005), too late to rename him but I could use some t-shirt ideas for him.


"I can NEVER get fireworks on MY birthday!"
 
2013-09-20 12:13:09 PM

kbronsito: She'd be getting fined in German

Reichsmark if it wasn't for the USA! USA! USA! USA!
 
2013-09-20 12:13:15 PM
Awwwwww, they blow up so fast.

houraney.com
 
2013-09-20 12:13:57 PM

Millennium: Antimatter: Hold on, she was acquitted, the court appealed, and then was convicted?

This didn't happen in the US. Different countries have different rules about things like double-jeopardy.

Ahem. I can't say I agree with this ruling. The mom's an asshat, no doubt about it, but being an asshat should not be a crime. A baby in a onesie might have been another matter: babies don't move around very much, so the possibility that you might actually be dealing with some scary stuff disguised as a baby is at least credible. But three-year-olds walk and talk and interact in ways that disguised ordnance simply does not.

There was no credible threat here. There should be no crime. Let her face all the derision and scorn that asshats deserve, but fines? Prison sentences, even if suspended? No.


Europe's becoming more and more aware of being on the 'front line.' More and more aware that their very cultural identities are under threat. Expect to see more backlash like this in the coming years.
 
2013-09-20 12:14:31 PM

BigNumber12: 45 lb. of C-4


Enough to put Arnold Schwarzenegger into orbit.
 
2013-09-20 12:14:41 PM
 
2013-09-20 12:14:44 PM

mjohnson71: Aren't all French people asshats already? What does it take to be extra asshatery in France?


Not much....
 
2013-09-20 12:15:04 PM

give me doughnuts: Antimatter: Hold on, she was acquitted, the court appealed, and then was convicted?


French laws are not American laws. French courts are not American courts.


Is it time to liberate them again?
 
2013-09-20 12:15:27 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Spertember?


The nice Spertember weather we're having balances out the lousy weather we had in Smarch.

Stupid printers. Doesn't anybody proof read any more instead of just letting Spell Checker do its stuff willy-nilly, any old whey?
 
2013-09-20 12:16:18 PM

Headso: The most unpleasant speech should be protected the most.


If it was the mother wearing the T-shirt I could understand your comment...but a 3 year old most likely didn't choose to wear it nor understand the meaning behind it.
 
2013-09-20 12:16:36 PM

give me doughnuts: BigNumber12: 45 lb. of C-4

Enough to put Arnold Schwarzenegger into orbit.


BigNumber12: 45 lb. of C-4 and ball bearings


I'm not privy to the ideal ratio.
 
2013-09-20 12:17:28 PM
Where are the usual idiots who derp that we need to be more like Europe?
 
2013-09-20 12:17:44 PM

Millennium: being an asshat should not be a crime


I say we vote on it.
 
2013-09-20 12:19:32 PM

flynn80: The "official" story of 9/11 doesn't include a bomb, wouldn't 7/7 make more sense?


Aha! French Truthers. Now we're talking!
 
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