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(Medium)   The Syrian civil war is officially a three-way   (medium.com) divider line 89
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2013-09-20 12:13:33 PM  
Well, that was predictable.
 
2013-09-20 12:29:08 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-20 12:29:17 PM  
Spaghetti and cheese really aren't going to help anyone but the hungry.
 
2013-09-20 12:29:50 PM  
As long as the balls don't touch, we're good.
 
2013-09-20 12:31:14 PM  
More like a five way with another 50 wanna-bes. Obvious to even the most casual observer.
 
2013-09-20 12:31:43 PM  
Allah Snackbar.
 
2013-09-20 12:32:05 PM  

2wolves: More like a five way with another 50 wanna-bes. Obvious to even the most casual observer.


Sweet.  I love a good orgy.  When will the videos hit porntube?
 
2013-09-20 12:32:32 PM  
Thanks fartbongo
 
2013-09-20 12:33:07 PM  
But fark told me there were no non-Islamic rebels. Just the Brave Assad forces and the evil islamofascists!

Are you saying this isn't black and white?
 
2013-09-20 12:34:28 PM  

Warthog: 2wolves: More like a five way with another 50 wanna-bes. Obvious to even the most casual observer.

Sweet.  I love a good orgy.  When will the videos hit porntube?


Think "Professional Wrestling" not porn.
 
2013-09-20 12:35:23 PM  

2wolves: Warthog: 2wolves: More like a five way with another 50 wanna-bes. Obvious to even the most casual observer.

Sweet.  I love a good orgy.  When will the videos hit porntube?

Think "Professional Wrestling" not porn.


So softcore gay porn for closeted males?
 
2013-09-20 12:35:24 PM  

bugmn99: As long as the balls don't touch, we're good.


It's not gay if it's a three-way
 
2013-09-20 12:35:36 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-09-20 12:38:56 PM  
i215.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-20 12:38:57 PM  
GaySeal.jpg
 
2013-09-20 12:41:05 PM  
www.freeimagehosting.net
 
2013-09-20 12:41:21 PM  
it already was a 3-way fight; the Kurds and Islamists started fighting last year.
 
2013-09-20 12:41:23 PM  
Hold on, so a coalition of Islamist groups just named itself after an Egyptian goddess?
 
2013-09-20 12:41:44 PM  
You usually have to pay extra for that, Cotton.
 
2013-09-20 12:43:06 PM  
Only three?

Well, that's a damn sight better than Iraq or Afghanistan or even the drone war in Pakistan.

Maybe Obama can lure Al Qaeda into fighting with the shiate and Sunni Islamists, the secular non-Islamists and the shiate Syrian Government, and then leave.

Mission accomplished!

(Bit close to Israel, though!)

(On second thought, I wouldn't complain much if the Israelis bombed the Bejesus out Al Qaeda--why the Hell didn't Bush or Clinton think of that?)
 
2013-09-20 12:43:49 PM  
Well at least the US will know who not to fund now.  Who am I kidding, we will still fark this whole thing up.
 
2013-09-20 12:47:13 PM  

simplicimus: Well, that was predictable.


Yeah didn't see that one coming at all. Assad probably smiled a bit when he got the news.

I wonder what caused the falling out though. You'd think they would wait until after Assad was deposed to start backstabbing each other.
 
2013-09-20 12:49:01 PM  
Nice glory hole in the wall there.
 
2013-09-20 12:54:05 PM  
Isis is involved?
fc09.deviantart.net
 
2013-09-20 12:54:42 PM  
Comes for Archer reference, leaves satisfied...
 
2013-09-20 12:56:28 PM  
northernarizonanews.com

They abbreviated to ISIS, the headline refers to grouo sex and I'm the first to go here?

Fark, you people are really slipping.
 
2013-09-20 12:57:49 PM  
Pics or it did not happen.
 
2013-09-20 12:57:58 PM  

Warthog: 2wolves: More like a five way with another 50 wanna-bes. Obvious to even the most casual observer.

Sweet.  I love a good orgy.  When will the videos hit porntube?


You should read the Article on Atlantic WIre about the young Tunisian women staging a "sexual Jihad" in support fo the FSA then

Oh and they've already borkered a cease-fire and this war, such as it was it already over
 
2013-09-20 12:58:09 PM  
Damn telephone... Would have been faster on my computer.
 
2013-09-20 12:58:19 PM  
Here for Quagmire and Archer reference, leaving satisfied....
 
2013-09-20 12:58:39 PM  

hardinparamedic: But fark told me there were no non-Islamic rebels. Just the Brave Assad forces and the evil islamofascists!

Are you saying this isn't black and white?


No.  It is brown and white.
 
2013-09-20 12:59:55 PM  
Well, we can't support the Kurds, because we will lose Turkish backing. Assad is out, the Islamists are a great big no. This doesn't look good for the FSA. Looks like the U.S. is the big loser now.
 
2013-09-20 01:00:17 PM  
But what about The People's Front of Judea?
 
2013-09-20 01:02:46 PM  
If all the world declared tomorrow that Islam was the official world religion, Al Qaeda would still be fully employed because they can always find a reason why you're not Islam-y enough.

They'd certainly be after me.  I'd be in the sect of Islam that believes that the step-son of the carpenter in Nazareth was actually the son of Allah, not just a prophet, and we'd be conducting our services in the vernacular, and just on Sunday is fine, and alcohol is as sinful as jaywalking, and the requirement for women to dress modestly is more than adequately satisfied by a bikini (as long as it's opaque).  And my beard is more awesome than theirs.
 
2013-09-20 01:04:14 PM  
Tell me when it reaches five. Then we'll send in the wizard.

unrealitymag.bcmediagroup.netdna-cdn.com

/Kill the men! Kill the elves! Save the gold for ourselves!
 
2013-09-20 01:05:13 PM  

FarkedOver: Well at least the US will know who not to fund now.  Who am I kidding, we will still fark this whole thing up.


We farked it up by waiting to make a decision.
Civil wars don't get better with time.

/According to Assad the resistance is 90% foreign Al Queda fighters.
/So now its someone elses civil war that just happens to be taking place in his back yard.
/...Or militia turning on militia as resources grow thin and objectives change.
 
2013-09-20 01:05:24 PM  
So, are we backing the rebels that are killing the rebels or the other rebels that are killing the lizard people?
 
2013-09-20 01:11:19 PM  
Welp, Assad just won.
 
2013-09-20 01:25:20 PM  
"I don't care if it is a billion-kagillion-way. We're gonna launch some freedom at all of them." - George W Bush Barack H Obama.
 
2013-09-20 01:26:03 PM  
FTFA: "On Sept. 18 extremist forces attacked the moderate rebels in Azaz, on the outskirts of Aleppo in northern Syria"

Aziz!  Light!
 
2013-09-20 01:28:17 PM  
"The firefight began when ISIS tried to kidnap a German doctor working in an Azaz hospital with Doctors Without Borders," the Syrian Support Group reported. "Fighters protecting the doctor refused to allow him to be taken. ISIS then began shooting, and the fighting spread throughout the town in short measure."


Islamists sure are charming people.

On the plus side - good for the Free Syrian Army.
 
2013-09-20 01:33:24 PM  
It happened sooner than i thought it would, though there have been reports for months that the Jihadists are fighting the FSA for resources on the ground and things have been getting tense between them.

The real question is if the "rebels" win, how long after that will the Jihadists try overthrow the FSA? Because whether you like it or not, that fight is coming. ISIS and AlQueda aren't shedding blood in this fight for the creation of a different secular gov't.

On a side note, FARk ISIS! Those guys are executing "The wrong kids of muslims" on the side of road at mobile checkpoints in the Iraqi desert.
 
2013-09-20 01:35:58 PM  
So we could now start bombing Assad's forces and the Islamic ones and the other rebels would be cool with that?
 
2013-09-20 01:38:42 PM  

KellyX: So we could now start bombing Assad's forces and the Islamic ones and the other rebels would be cool with that?


I don't think anyone else should get involved at this point. This has all of the markings of a massive clusterfark already, and I have a bad feeling anyone who gets involved directly will kick off a much larger conflict than intended.
 
2013-09-20 01:42:29 PM  
Hope they clean up afterwards.....BECAUSE THATS HOW YOU GET ANTS!!!
 
2013-09-20 01:42:56 PM  

hardinparamedic: But fark told me there were no non-Islamic rebels. Just the Brave Assad forces and the evil islamofascists!


What we've been trying to tell you is that the Syrian rebels are being overrun by more-ruthless, better-funded, increasingly numerous Foreign fighters.

Searching "Syrian rebels Islamists" will give you quite a few current articles
 
2013-09-20 01:49:40 PM  

dumbobruni: it already was a 3-way fight; the Kurds and Islamists started fighting last year.


The Kurds are Islamists. They're fighting the Syrian Islamists for cultural reasons.
 
2013-09-20 01:52:26 PM  

MechaPyx: simplicimus: Well, that was predictable.

Yeah didn't see that one coming at all. Assad probably smiled a bit when he got the news.

I wonder what caused the falling out though. You'd think they would wait until after Assad was deposed to start backstabbing each other.


I'm guessing that the Syrian rebels have their idea of life after Assad, the foreign Al Qaeda rebels another. Or Putin may be partially correct, and some of the small CW attacks were from AQ.
 
2013-09-20 01:53:02 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: So, are we backing the rebels that are killing the rebels or the other rebels that are killing the lizard people?


Let's just fire up the B52's and saturation bomb the entire country, yes even the empty parts, three times to be sure we win.
 
2013-09-20 01:53:02 PM  
Well I think we need to bring democracy to the region. We should just let them fight it out and then nuke the winner problem solved.
 
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