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(Yahoo)   Now for the question you REALLY wanted answered abou the new iPhone 5s: Can I program its fingerprint sensor to recognize my kitty's paw and let kitty unlock the device? The answer is yes, yes you can   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 11
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2013-09-20 01:01:54 PM
Well that's an annoying unlock sound.
 
2013-09-20 01:06:37 PM
Cats have "fingerprints"? Who knew? can't say as I've ever noticed them on my kitteh but she's an oddball in a lot of ways anyway...
 
2013-09-20 01:38:08 PM
You can save up to five Touch ID profiles in the iPhone 5s, so naturally Etherington also felt obliged to experiment with the heel of his palm and the inside of his wrist. Touch ID properly recorded both prints, but had less consistent success recognizing and unlocking the phone.

You can expect a plethora of YouTube videos featuring users unlocking their new iPhone 5s smartphones with weird parts of their bodies in the coming day. Apple will launch the iPhone 5s and iPhone 5c in the United States this Friday.


People are going to use their penises (penii, whatever). Just say it, article writer person. You know it, I know it, I know you're thinking it... just say it. Dudes around the world are going to use their wangs on the fingerprint sensor about 15 seconds after getting the phone and having a moment alone with it. Hell, some might just do it right there in the store.
 
2013-09-20 01:49:16 PM
wonder if it will work with ones nut sack print?

/provided one has a nut sack
 
2013-09-20 02:13:02 PM
I still say the new iPhones look like something my cat puked up after eating a bag filled with Froot Loops.
 
2013-09-20 02:13:10 PM
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/obligatory cat using an iphone pic
 
2013-09-20 03:01:21 PM
Cops: "Why won't your fingerprints unlock this phone!!!!!. It has your face on it so it couldn't be stolen."
 
2013-09-20 04:21:58 PM

maltedmothball: wonder if it will work with ones nut sack print?

/provided one has a nut sack


just converted to a leather purse this morning, gonna give it the old college try and tea bag my phone.  well, guess it's more of a mashing than a gentle steeping, kinda like pressing a bag of grapes against a storm door

not sure how this is going to go over in class tho
 
2013-09-21 03:19:43 AM
awwwwwies! I may get a new iPhone for that feature alone. And a kitty cat.
 
2013-09-21 12:33:41 PM

serial arseonist: just converted to a leather purse this morning


Man, do I ever not want to know what this means.
 
2013-09-21 03:26:40 PM
Situations in which you might need your cat to use the iPhone


Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!

OK. Good kitty! Get Daddy's iPhone.

No, bad kitty! Ignore the kitty pron. No, stop playing Angry Birds!

No! Not my stock portfolio!

Please, kitty. Help me! I'm the only one who knows how to work the can opener!

Oh, Thank God!
 
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