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(TC Palm)   Cops object to man's mission from God, which, admittedly, involves "pure natural marijuana"   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 26
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2013-09-20 11:55:24 AM
Don't you blaspheme in here!!

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2013-09-20 12:50:41 PM

UberDave: Don't you blaspheme in here!!

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You better think! Think about what you're tryin' to do to weed!
 
2013-09-20 01:03:05 PM
He called the trooper a "(person who engages in fellatio) and a (female genitalia)," the report states.

Ok, I can take my guesses at female genitalia. But a person who engages in fellatio? A blowjobber?
 
2013-09-20 01:04:23 PM

grumpfuff: He called the trooper a "(person who engages in fellatio) and a (female genitalia)," the report states.

Ok, I can take my guesses at female genitalia. But a person who engages in fellatio? A blowjobber?


Chickenhead?
 
2013-09-20 01:04:33 PM

grumpfuff: He called the trooper a "(person who engages in fellatio) and a (female genitalia)," the report states.

Ok, I can take my guesses at female genitalia. But a person who engages in fellatio? A blowjobber?


Really? Rhymes with "sockpucker."
 
2013-09-20 01:04:52 PM

grumpfuff: Ok, I can take my guesses at female genitalia. But a person who engages in fellatio? A blowjobber?


Cocksucker

"Female genitalia", on the other hand, is not so cut-and-dried.  Did he call them pussies or did he call them c*nts?  Cuz those are two different insults with different connotations.
 
2013-09-20 01:05:15 PM

grumpfuff: He called the trooper a "(person who engages in fellatio) and a (female genitalia)," the report states.

Ok, I can take my guesses at female genitalia. But a person who engages in fellatio? A blowjobber?


The kind of person who might apply negative atmospheric pressure to a male chicken.
 
2013-09-20 01:05:55 PM
We're 106 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's night and we're wearing sunglasses

hiat it.
 
2013-09-20 01:06:48 PM

UrukHaiGuyz: Really? Rhymes with "sockpucker."


Bill_Wick's_Friend: grumpfuff: Ok, I can take my guesses at female genitalia. But a person who engages in fellatio? A blowjobber?

Cocksucker


Holy fark, brain fart on my part. Don't..err..wake n bake n fark? 

"Female genitalia", on the other hand, is not so cut-and-dried.  Did he call them pussies or did he call them c*nts?  Cuz those are two different insults with different connotations.

I figured it was one of those two, which was enough for me.
 
2013-09-20 01:10:22 PM
Orders from the penguin?
 
2013-09-20 01:15:57 PM

uncleacid: Orders from the penguin?


Just don't piss 'em off...
 
2013-09-20 01:16:20 PM

Elroydb: We're 106 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's night and we're wearing sunglasses

hiat
it.


That's a particularly awesome filterpwn...good jorb, filters
 
2013-09-20 01:16:30 PM
Blues Brothers thread?!  Useless without my fat horn sound.
 
2013-09-20 01:19:10 PM
michaelgraham.com

 No I didn't, honest! I ran out of weed! I had a bad lighter!., I didn't have enough money for munchies! My bong didn't come back from the cleaners! An old stoner friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my pot! There was a seed! A terrible coughing! Dirt weed! It wasn't my fault! I swear to God!
 
2013-09-20 01:20:00 PM
I'm no fan, but is there such thing as unnatural weed?
 
2013-09-20 01:21:19 PM
Guy sounds like a holdover from the Ethiopian Zion Coptic Church.


/those dudes smoked a shiatload of pot.
 
2013-09-20 01:37:22 PM

zulius: I'm no fan, but is there such thing as unnatural weed?


I guess it depends on your definition

You could argue a plant sitting in a chemical bath and soil substitute is not a natural thing.

The process by which the plant grows is a natural process but the physical conditions would be anything but. I guess you could even argue that anything that isn't grown with sunlight is unnatural as well
 
2013-09-20 01:48:29 PM

zulius: I'm no fan, but is there such thing as unnatural weed?


My first thought.
 
2013-09-20 01:49:42 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: grumpfuff: Ok, I can take my guesses at female genitalia. But a person who engages in fellatio? A blowjobber?

Cocksucker

"Female genitalia", on the other hand, is not so cut-and-dried.  Did he call them pussies or did he call them c*nts?  Cuz those are two different insults with different connotations.


For cut & dried female genitalia. please refer to certain African countries.
 
2013-09-20 02:00:52 PM

grumpfuff: He called the trooper a "(person who engages in fellatio) and a (female genitalia)," the report states.

Ok, I can take my guesses at female genitalia. But a person who engages in fellatio? A blowjobber?


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2013-09-20 02:06:12 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: grumpfuff: Ok, I can take my guesses at female genitalia. But a person who engages in fellatio? A blowjobber?

Cocksucker

"Female genitalia", on the other hand, is not so cut-and-dried.  Did he call them pussies or did he call them c*nts?  Cuz those are two different insults with different connotations.


Neither, he called him a boob. The worst insult ever.
 
2013-09-20 02:13:02 PM

zulius: I'm no fan, but is there such thing as unnatural weed?


the synthetic shiat sold at head shops.  spice, bath salts, et al
 
2013-09-20 02:46:11 PM

tokinGLX: zulius: I'm no fan, but is there such thing as unnatural weed?

the synthetic shiat sold at head shops.  spice, bath salts, et al


The cork soaker pussy willows don't sell bath salts in Illinois anymore.   Now we only have real, illegal drugs....
 
2013-09-20 02:50:57 PM

tokinGLX: zulius: I'm no fan, but is there such thing as unnatural weed?

the synthetic shiat sold at head shops.  spice, bath salts, et al


Was going to say this. That shiat is nasty, will fark you up, and has nothing to do with actual weed except some people (cops, dipshiats, etc... take your pick) think it's cool to associate it with real marijuana. It's one of those "if we say it enough times then maybe it'll become true" things. Truth is that even ditchweed is better then this shiat.

/synth mj = just say no
//then say it again for good measure
///snorting draino would probably be healthier
 
2013-09-20 03:40:24 PM
Yo man, you've got snot on you mustache....
 
2013-09-20 04:10:32 PM
 
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