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(American Thinker)   There's a new kind of woman in advertising, who needs to know how many calories are in an extra-large, gluten free crust, half mango habanero sauce, half BBQ sauce, Philly steak, black olives, spinach and cheddar cheese pizza   (americanthinker.com) divider line 55
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2013-09-20 11:58:12 AM
How can one reasonably be expected to add the calorie counts of multiple items on a menu when potato and furthermore Denny's, therefore OBAMACARE FOOD NAGS!

/there, saved everybody a click
//your blog sucks
 
2013-09-20 12:01:58 PM
Summary:

Women bring men down.
There's an advertisement with blah people
Obamacare is going to make your food cost more.
 
2013-09-20 12:12:30 PM
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I was going to make a point about women who enjoy their food, but I'll be damn I can remember what it was
 
2013-09-20 12:14:40 PM
i can't remember..

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2013-09-20 12:19:42 PM
It must be awful to be a "conservative" and have every piffling little thing piss you off.
 
2013-09-20 12:29:53 PM

Lionel Mandrake: It must be awful to be a "conservative" and have every piffling little thing piss you off.


Ok, here we are. We could go back and forth about both sides. There are "liberals" out there that lose their shiat when you use an "e" in women! So both sides are bad so vote Democrat

Or. Or we could post pictures of women eating

img18.imageshack.us

your call
 
2013-09-20 12:32:59 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Lionel Mandrake: It must be awful to be a "conservative" and have every piffling little thing piss you off.

Ok, here we are. We could go back and forth about both sides. There are "liberals" out there that lose their shiat when you use an "e" in women! So both sides are bad so vote Democrat

Or. Or we could post pictures of women eating

[img18.imageshack.us image 440x660]

your call


Thank you SH, for promoting reasonable bipartisanship on the important issues. Your country thanks you. I thank you.
 
2013-09-20 12:39:59 PM

UrukHaiGuyz: Thank you SH, for promoting reasonable bipartisanship on the important issues. Your country thanks you. I thank you.


Gentlemen! Gentlemen! Please! Let us let this Stealth Hippopotamus explain the merits of his compromise!

We've got to save our phony-baloney jobs!

/Harrumph!
//Harrumph! Harrumph!
 
2013-09-20 12:40:16 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img266.imageshack.us image 538x269]

I was going to make a point about women who enjoy their food, but I'll be damn I can remember what it was


There is no way she could eat all of that. I should help her.

Well done.
 
2013-09-20 12:42:23 PM
I have no idea what the hell he is going on about...

/think the commercial is funny.
//so does my wife.
 
2013-09-20 12:43:31 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: here are "liberals" out there that lose their shiat when you use an "e" in women!


and those liberals run several popular websites with celebrity columnists and current and former Democratic politicians?

Both sides are bad.  Both sides are not equally bad
 
2013-09-20 12:45:59 PM
If you  count calories, it is because you are fat.
Thin people don't count calories. they burn them off.

Making everything about fat people isn't helping.
 
2013-09-20 01:06:37 PM
There's a provision in Obamacare that restaurants have to place calorie counts on their menus. That will greatly add to the costs of any promotion that offers the combinations involved with five cheeses, seven meats and eight veggies.

Large cheese pizza: 1500 calories

Toppings:
Pepperoni- 200 calories
Sausage- 200 calories
Bacon- 200 calories
Chicken- 200 calories
mushroom,- 50 calories

etc etc etc

There. Now was that so hard, American Thinker?
 
2013-09-20 01:07:58 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Lionel Mandrake: It must be awful to be a "conservative" and have every piffling little thing piss you off.

Ok, here we are. We could go back and forth about both sides. There are "liberals" out there that lose their shiat when you use an "e" in women! So both sides are bad so vote Democrat

Or. Or we could post pictures of women eating

[img18.imageshack.us image 440x660]

your call



thehairpin.com

img.gawkerassets.com

thehairpin.com
 
2013-09-20 01:15:08 PM
 
2013-09-20 01:40:36 PM
I expected an article about a certain type of women that is in vogue in commercials now and it ended up being an article about trying to determine calorie counts for delivery pizza.
 
2013-09-20 01:42:42 PM

what_now: There's a provision in Obamacare that restaurants have to place calorie counts on their menus. That will greatly add to the costs of any promotion that offers the combinations involved with five cheeses, seven meats and eight veggies.

Large cheese pizza: 1500 calories

Toppings:
Pepperoni- 200 calories
Sausage- 200 calories
Bacon- 200 calories
Chicken- 200 calories
mushroom,- 50 calories

etc etc etc

There. Now was that so hard, American Thinker?


Go away with your simple arithmetic.
 
2013-09-20 01:42:59 PM

what_now: There's a provision in Obamacare that restaurants have to place calorie counts on their menus. That will greatly add to the costs of any promotion that offers the combinations involved with five cheeses, seven meats and eight veggies.
Large cheese pizza: 1500 calories
Toppings:
Pepperoni- 200 calories
Sausage- 200 calories
Bacon- 200 calories
Chicken- 200 calories
mushroom,- 50 calories
etc etc etc
There. Now was that so hard, American Thinker?



Math is hard!
 
2013-09-20 01:51:03 PM

technoblogical: what_now: There's a provision in Obamacare that restaurants have to place calorie counts on their menus. That will greatly add to the costs of any promotion that offers the combinations involved with five cheeses, seven meats and eight veggies.
Large cheese pizza: 1500 calories
Toppings:
Pepperoni- 200 calories
Sausage- 200 calories
Bacon- 200 calories
Chicken- 200 calories
mushroom,- 50 calories
etc etc etc
There. Now was that so hard, American Thinker?


Math is hard!


Well, it is the "American Thinker"
 
2013-09-20 01:51:57 PM

Lionel Mandrake: and those liberals run several popular websites with celebrity columnists and current and former Democratic politicians?

Both sides are bad. Both sides are not equally bad


See. This is why no one likes you. You'd really pick that fight? It's Friday. Take a half day from the hack-a-tude and enjoy the internet!

img856.imageshack.us
 
2013-09-20 02:09:04 PM
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2013-09-20 02:13:22 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Lionel Mandrake: and those liberals run several popular websites with celebrity columnists and current and former Democratic politicians?

Both sides are bad. Both sides are not equally bad

See. This is why no one likes you. You'd really pick that fight? It's Friday. Take a half day from the hack-a-tude and enjoy the internet!

[img856.imageshack.us image 850x649]


I'm perfectly capable of finding hot chicks on the internet on my own, thank you.

And as long as you post bullshiat, I'll call it out.

It is American Potato, after all.
 
2013-09-20 02:13:29 PM
Do the math on how many variations are possible with 4 pizza sizes, 5 crust options, 8 sauce options and up to 27 toppings.

Trick question. The answer is zero.

if you're ordering from someplace where the crust options go beyond "crust, or do you just want sauce and cheese on a plate," and the sauce options go beyond tomato or pesto, then what you're getting isn't pizza.
 
2013-09-20 02:16:12 PM
Oh...and

www.smh.com.au
 
2013-09-20 02:16:43 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-20 02:19:00 PM

Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 494x500]


You son of a biatch
 
2013-09-20 02:20:22 PM
sledgehammerswordfight.files.wordpress.com
I am here to ruin your internet.
 
2013-09-20 02:21:01 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: Ok, here we are. We could go back and forth about both sides. There are "liberals" out there that lose their shiat when you use an "e" in women! So both sides are bad so vote Democrat

I think partisanship is stupid, and had to go dig this out of the archives.

lordargent.com
// are MTG cards still an active meme?
 
2013-09-20 02:26:49 PM
How, exactly, does American Thinker work, anyway? Do they just take every submission any random schlub with a keyboard and a head full of word salad submits and slap it up there on their site for the world to see or is there some tiny measure of effort put into editorial review?

I ask because, aside from being entirely derp, every article that gets submitted from American Thinker reads as if it was written by somebody who stopped paying attention to English courses in about the third grade. This one just suddenly decides to shift gear in the middle of the second paragraph (without touching the clutch... and by going from 5th to reverse) by slamming Obamacare into the mix after initially presenting what appears to be a thesis aimed at advertising tropes. You can't just present a thesis and then suddenly abandon it halfway through the piece in favor of something completely unrelated. That's how small children write.

If you're going to derp, at least have the decency to try and derp on at least a third grade level, please.
 
2013-09-20 02:29:48 PM

Lionel Mandrake: I'm perfectly capable of finding hot chicks on the internet on my own, thank you.

And as long as you post bullshiat, I'll call it out.

It is American Potato, after all.


You really can't let it go? You got more issues than National Geographic. You're actually going to say that Republicans have more sand in the who-ha than Democrats? That's laughable. You do know what side of the aisle came up with the whole PC movement?

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2013-09-20 02:30:21 PM

skozlaw: aside from being entirely derp, every article that gets submitted from American Thinker reads as if it was written by somebody who stopped paying attention to English courses in about the third grade.


They know their audience.
 
2013-09-20 02:31:13 PM
I'd like the chef salad please with the oil and vinegaron the side and the apple pie a la mode. But I'd like the pie heated and I don't want theice cream on top I want it on the side and I'd like strawberry insteadof vanilla if you have it if not then no ice cream just whipped creambut only if it's real if it's out of a can then nothing.

news.bbcimg.co.uk
 
2013-09-20 02:34:52 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: You really can't let it go?


Know who else isn't letting it go?

Stop responding, genius.

And keep pretending that both sides are the same.  Because the Democratic Party is led by people who prefer to spell it "womyn."  Or something.

The far left and the far right are equally bad.  But only one party is run by the extremists.
 
2013-09-20 02:36:03 PM

somedude210: UrukHaiGuyz: Thank you SH, for promoting reasonable bipartisanship on the important issues. Your country thanks you. I thank you.

Gentlemen! Gentlemen! Please! Let us let this Stealth Hippopotamus explain the merits of his compromise!

We've got to save our phony-baloney jobs!

/Harrumph!
//Harrumph! Harrumph!


I didn't get a harumph out of that guy.
 
2013-09-20 02:37:20 PM

skozlaw: How, exactly, does American Thinker work, anyway? Do they just take every submission any random schlub with a keyboard and a head full of word salad submits and slap it up there on their site for the world to see or is there some tiny measure of effort put into editorial review?

I ask because, aside from being entirely derp, every article that gets submitted from American Thinker reads as if it was written by somebody who stopped paying attention to English courses in about the third grade. This one just suddenly decides to shift gear in the middle of the second paragraph (without touching the clutch... and by going from 5th to reverse) by slamming Obamacare into the mix after initially presenting what appears to be a thesis aimed at advertising tropes. You can't just present a thesis and then suddenly abandon it halfway through the piece in favor of something completely unrelated. That's how small children write.

If you're going to derp, at least have the decency to try and derp on at least a third grade level, please.


A guy I work with sent an American Thinker article to about ten of his coworkers including me.  Nobody responded back.  It was a deafening thud.  More than one person he sent it to was a lib.  I think he had no idea.

The crux of the article was this:  some black kids got a scholarship to play basketball at Jerkoff State, but they stole an iPod so something something Obama.  Blacks.  Typical.

One of the guys he sent it to was black.
 
2013-09-20 02:39:57 PM

Lionel Mandrake: The far left and the far right are equally bad.


Except when you hit the full-retard side of "the left" you're basically talking about people in hemp sandals burning down empty Hummer dealerships whereas on the right you have people like this lunatic:

i.huffpost.com

I'll take property destruction over people destruction any day of the week, thanks.
 
2013-09-20 02:48:19 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Lionel Mandrake: It must be awful to be a "conservative" and have every piffling little thing piss you off.

Ok, here we are. We could go back and forth about both sides. There are "liberals" out there that lose their shiat when you use an "e" in women! So both sides are bad so vote Democrat

Or. Or we could post pictures of women eating

[img18.imageshack.us image 440x660]

your call


Had you simply said this, and left out the..whatever the hell that jab was supposed to be at..I would be totally in agreement with you.

So only +0.75 for you.
 
2013-09-20 02:49:00 PM
Far too much talk trying to decide which "side" is the least shiatty and far too few pictures of girls eating things...

Here's "The 20 Hottest Girls EnjoyingPopsicles"

http://www.heavy.com/action/girls/2012/07/the-20-hottest-girls-enjoy in g-popsicles/
 
2013-09-20 02:50:50 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Lionel Mandrake: It must be awful to be a "conservative" and have every piffling little thing piss you off.

Ok, here we are. We could go back and forth about both sides. There are "liberals" out there that lose their shiat when you use an "e" in women! So both sides are bad so vote Democrat

Or. Or we could post pictures of women eating

img18.imageshack.us

your call

Listen, I don't know what the hell you're selling, Slick, but...
but..
Umm..
You can count on my vote, sir!
 
2013-09-20 02:52:53 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Know who else isn't letting it go?

Stop responding, genius.

And keep pretending that both sides are the same. Because the Democratic Party is led by people who prefer to spell it "womyn." Or something.

The far left and the far right are equally bad. But only one party is run by the extremists.


Its something to do while the imageshack loader is working. And it really is a hoot. I mean it's almost to the point of a mental disorder.

And every party is run by it's extremists. Who do you think runs the get out the vote efforts?! Wishy washy people?


img812.imageshack.us
 
2013-09-20 03:01:54 PM

dolphkhan: Listen, I don't know what the hell you're selling, Slick, but...
but..
Umm..
You can count on my vote, sir!


img841.imageshack.us

Hot chicks and food. what's not to love
 
2013-09-20 03:19:14 PM
i42.tinypic.com

Cheetos anyone?
 
2013-09-20 03:31:30 PM
Whatthefark:Cheetos anyone?

wondermark.com
 
2013-09-20 03:39:58 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Lionel Mandrake: Know who else isn't letting it go?

Stop responding, genius.

And keep pretending that both sides are the same. Because the Democratic Party is led by people who prefer to spell it "womyn." Or something.

The far left and the far right are equally bad. But only one party is run by the extremists.

Its something to do while the imageshack loader is working. And it really is a hoot. I mean it's almost to the point of a mental disorder.

And every party is run by it's extremists. Who do you think runs the get out the vote efforts?! Wishy washy people?


[img812.imageshack.us image 500x370]


Lol.  The Democrats in this country mostly lean to the right of center and corporatist.  You just have no clue what a real leftist society would look like.
 
2013-09-20 04:52:59 PM
I try not to pay too much attention to bickering matches about which political party is more political (answer: Both) but today I find myself subtly swayed by The Stealth Hippopotamus' arguments.
 
2013-09-20 04:59:14 PM
There's a new kind of woman in advertising...progressive.
There's a new kind of man in advertising...misogynist.

Can we be done with the whole race/gender thing and just treat each other as human beings?
 
2013-09-20 08:01:06 PM
As a misogynist racist, I resent this thread.
 
2013-09-20 09:00:22 PM

what_now: There's a provision in Obamacare that restaurants have to place calorie counts on their menus. That will greatly add to the costs of any promotion that offers the combinations involved with five cheeses, seven meats and eight veggies.

Large cheese pizza: 1500 calories

Toppings:
Pepperoni- 200 calories
Sausage- 200 calories
Bacon- 200 calories
Chicken- 200 calories
mushroom,- 50 calories

etc etc etc

There. Now was that so hard, American Thinker?


The Pacific NW burger chain, Burgerville, has done this for years.  It automatically adjusts for different size portions, substitutions and modifications, etc.  It even recommends healthier options for your next visit.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-20 09:13:45 PM
The author sounds like one of those grumpy people who just hates the entire world, especially women, blacks and Obama. Probably still hasn't gotten over being snubbed by the cute black girl on the pep squad at high school in 1980.
 
2013-09-20 11:20:29 PM
Wow, someone actually took the "look at this biatch eating crackers like she owns the place" meme and wrote a sincere Obama-whine-fest about it.
 
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