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(Daily Mail)   "Honestly guys, I don't have time for this execution, I'm so f*cking tired. . . Zzzzzzzzzzzz *snort*"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 70
    More: Strange, Rio Grande Valley, Texas, final statement, aggravated murder, lethal doses, Edinburg, California Courts, Matt Garza  
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2013-09-20 02:27:34 PM  

Amos Quito: Garza was once member of the Rio Grande Valley gang.


Still not over Rio Grande.
 
2013-09-20 02:47:04 PM  

Publikwerks: GBB: Publikwerks: pag1107: Anastacya: Well they do call euthanizing a dog "putting it to sleep".

Sodium pentobarbital is the active ingredient in veterinary euthanasia solution too, this dude really did get put to sleep.  Sucks it took 26 minutes, the chair was faster.

Yeah, but a lot messier. I think I would go with a firing squad.

Can someone request to be blown up?

Changed my mind - I want to be blown up.


North Korea can help you with that request (pops like a mortar to the head)
 
2013-09-20 02:57:53 PM  
That man went out a lot easier than most of the people in the regular world will get to. The problem is making sure that the guilty ARE guilty. One innocent man is too much.

Sodium Pentobarb is exactly like falling asleep. You just don't wake up in those massive doses, and in the doses typically used for euthanasia and execution, it causes massive circulatory collapse and hypotension.
 
2013-09-20 02:58:18 PM  
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2013-09-20 03:31:15 PM  
"Garza argued the state should assure him the lethal dose of pentobarbital to be used in his punishment was chemically effective and obtained legally. Texas prison officials have said their inventory of pentobarbital is expiring this month."

//Very upsetting they are using almost expired drugs. He could get an infection
 
2013-09-20 03:34:27 PM  
I wish the Daily Mail would get its facts straight.

Dude wasn't executed in Livingston, that's just where the prison is. The execution chamber's in Huntsville.
 
2013-09-20 03:52:08 PM  

doyner: WhiskeySticks: Publikwerks: On a side note  - Texas no longer gives em a last meal. They get to eat the same shiat as the rest of the inmates. I don't know how I feel about that.

I'm ok with that. Prisoners have it way too easy. The U.S. could learn a thing or two from the Russian prison system.

Yes, becuse what we need is a criminal vengeance system.


You already have that. There's no real effort at rehabilitation.
 
2013-09-20 04:10:31 PM  

orbister: Publikwerks: On a side note  - Texas no longer gives em a last meal. They get to eat the same shiat as the rest of the inmates. I don't know how I feel about that.

I feel that what you feed people before strapping them down and killing them in cold blood is a minor issue.


I don't know the details but I'm willing to bet this guy didn't feed anyone before killing them.,
 
2013-09-20 04:25:18 PM  
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"Will you hurry it up, I haven't got all night"
 
2013-09-20 04:27:30 PM  

genner: orbister: Publikwerks: On a side note  - Texas no longer gives em a last meal. They get to eat the same shiat as the rest of the inmates. I don't know how I feel about that.

I feel that what you feed people before strapping them down and killing them in cold blood is a minor issue.

I don't know the details but I'm willing to bet this guy didn't feed anyone before killing them.,


Too bad. My last meal would be as many taco bell burritos as I could possibly eat. Yeah, enjoy cleaning that up, you farkers.
 
2013-09-20 05:01:24 PM  

Mega Steve: He was innocent! He never hurt nobody!

Off the subject, what do those tear-drop prison tattoos mean, anyway?


You get a teardrop of you killed a rival gangmember.

That´s what they mean, but anyone can get one of course just to look tough and make sure they never get a job.
 
2013-09-20 05:19:11 PM  

Slypork: Amos Quito: Garza was once member of the Rio Grande Valley gang.

Still not over Rio Grande.


I'll never be over Rio Grande.
 
2013-09-20 05:36:45 PM  

MythDragon: genner: orbister: Publikwerks: On a side note  - Texas no longer gives em a last meal. They get to eat the same shiat as the rest of the inmates. I don't know how I feel about that.

I feel that what you feed people before strapping them down and killing them in cold blood is a minor issue.

I don't know the details but I'm willing to bet this guy didn't feed anyone before killing them.,

Too bad. My last meal would be as many taco bell burritos as I could possibly eat. Yeah, enjoy cleaning that up, you farkers.


Throw in some White Castle burgers washed down with prune juice. When it's time for me to go, I'm really gonna go.
 
2013-09-20 10:25:52 PM  

Slypork: MythDragon: genner: orbister: Publikwerks: On a side note  - Texas no longer gives em a last meal. They get to eat the same shiat as the rest of the inmates. I don't know how I feel about that.

I feel that what you feed people before strapping them down and killing them in cold blood is a minor issue.

I don't know the details but I'm willing to bet this guy didn't feed anyone before killing them.,

Too bad. My last meal would be as many taco bell burritos as I could possibly eat. Yeah, enjoy cleaning that up, you farkers.

Throw in some White Castle burgers washed down with prune juice. When it's time for me to go, I'm really gonna go.


It's a nice sentiment, but they put adult diapers on them before they put them on the table because of the post-mortem release of bowel and bladder.
 
2013-09-21 12:43:18 AM  

69gnarkill69: [global3.memecdn.com image 800x498]


who is that?
 
2013-09-21 12:44:34 AM  

hardinparamedic: Slypork: MythDragon: genner: orbister: Publikwerks: On a side note  - Texas no longer gives em a last meal. They get to eat the same shiat as the rest of the inmates. I don't know how I feel about that.

I feel that what you feed people before strapping them down and killing them in cold blood is a minor issue.

I don't know the details but I'm willing to bet this guy didn't feed anyone before killing them.,

Too bad. My last meal would be as many taco bell burritos as I could possibly eat. Yeah, enjoy cleaning that up, you farkers.

Throw in some White Castle burgers washed down with prune juice. When it's time for me to go, I'm really gonna go.

It's a nice sentiment, but they put adult diapers on them before they put them on the table because of the post-mortem release of bowel and bladder.



Why not KING SIZED butt plug and a heavy duty rubber band?

That's what I want to know,
 
2013-09-21 01:01:53 AM  

Amos Quito: Why not KING SIZED butt plug and a heavy duty rubber band?


FARK is not your personal erotica site.
 
2013-09-21 03:23:37 AM  

genner: orbister: I feel that what you feed people before strapping them down and killing them in cold blood is a minor issue.

I don't know the details but I'm willing to bet this guy didn't feed anyone before killing them.,


Exactly. The killing is the issue, not the feeding.
 
2013-09-21 06:58:02 AM  
When they execute someone, instead of that cocktail of drugs, why not give them an IV of a grain alcohol solution?  They feel relaxed, fall asleep, pass away quietly and without discomfort, it's much simpler, cheaper and if they want to be an organ donor, they can because their organs aren't ruined.
 
2013-09-22 12:10:06 AM  

hardinparamedic: Amos Quito: Why not KING SIZED butt plug and a heavy duty rubber band?

FARK is not your personal erotica site.


The hell you say.

 / see also: Rule 34
 
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