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2013-09-20 08:26:53 AM  
That nun I stabbed?
 
2013-09-20 08:30:30 AM  

Sybarite: That nun I stabbed?


I was gonna say "spanked" instead of stabbed, but yeah
 
2013-09-20 08:38:14 AM  
Hot fudge sundae with ketchup on top.
 
2013-09-20 08:39:14 AM  
Moldy tampon?
 
2013-09-20 08:44:57 AM  
A penguin and a Newcastle Utd player in a knife fight?
 
2013-09-20 08:46:07 AM  
haha. fark the article. we'll make our own entertainment!
 
2013-09-20 08:48:37 AM  
I'm pretty sure one of those slides confirms a case of chlamydia.
 
2013-09-20 08:49:37 AM  
Eating a peppermint patty right after a vigorous flossing?
 
2013-09-20 08:49:45 AM  
two scoops of chocolate and vanilla ice cream slathered in fresh dead baby salsa?
 
2013-09-20 08:53:24 AM  

Lady J: haha. fark the article. we'll make our own entertainment!


This thread desperately needs voting enabled.
 
2013-09-20 08:53:29 AM  
A newspaper?


Yeah, it's an audio joke that doesn't work too well in print. Also fewer people read newspapers these days.
 
2013-09-20 08:53:44 AM  
Panda cannon test run.

:(
 
2013-09-20 08:53:56 AM  
A zebra tap dancing on a baby.
 
2013-09-20 08:55:09 AM  
A skunk in a blender?
 
2013-09-20 08:56:33 AM  
A priest popping a nun's cherry.
 
2013-09-20 08:59:05 AM  
Michael Jackson, after the autopsy?
 
2013-09-20 09:00:12 AM  
Travon Martin?
 
2013-09-20 09:00:53 AM  
imgc.allpostersimages.com
 
2013-09-20 09:01:21 AM  
A penguin with a sunburn,
 
2013-09-20 09:01:55 AM  
Half a Dalmation?
 
2013-09-20 09:03:07 AM  
Johnny Cash and Vanilla Ice repeatedly yelling the "n" word in Compton.
 
2013-09-20 09:04:16 AM  
Obama Eating Aborted Republican Babbys
 
2013-09-20 09:06:47 AM  
Lokai and Bele in a knife fight?
 
2013-09-20 09:07:26 AM  
A polar bear with a bad hair cut eating raspberries.
 
2013-09-20 09:09:52 AM  
a nun with a spear through her head ?
 
2013-09-20 09:17:19 AM  
Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.
 
2013-09-20 09:21:26 AM  
The Communist Manifesto?
 
2013-09-20 09:21:39 AM  
Blake Griffin playing an away game.
 
2013-09-20 09:23:46 AM  

lhclubs


The Communist Manifesto?


You get top marx for that one.
 
2013-09-20 09:25:27 AM  

Krymson Tyde: A priest popping a nun's cherry.


As if that's ever happened.
 
2013-09-20 09:27:04 AM  
A truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat it's way out.

/Oh wait...that's another joke.
 
2013-09-20 09:28:23 AM  
A mime eating a placenta?
 
2013-09-20 09:29:31 AM  
That 7th one down... is that wormsign?
 
2013-09-20 09:29:32 AM  
Baby Panda Tampon?
 
2013-09-20 09:34:03 AM  
2 nuns scissoring on their period?
 
2013-09-20 09:35:20 AM  
This page.
 
2013-09-20 09:36:29 AM  
is there a good place to get elevation data (bw heightmaps) of mars, moon or possibly other bodies?
 
2013-09-20 09:37:28 AM  

ipsofacto: is there a good place to get elevation data (bw heightmaps) of mars, moon or possibly other bodies?


A newspaper.
 
2013-09-20 09:42:12 AM  

ipsofacto: is there a good place to get elevation data (bw heightmaps) of mars, moon or possibly other bodies?


Generally, you get that sort of thing from orbit.
 
2013-09-20 09:45:38 AM  
Subby's mom?
 
2013-09-20 09:48:25 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Subby's mom?


Getting DP'd by John Holmes and Dolemite
 
2013-09-20 09:57:03 AM  

Gunny Highway: ipsofacto: is there a good place to get elevation data (bw heightmaps) of mars, moon or possibly other bodies?

A newspaper.


dittybopper:

Generally, you get that sort of thing from orbit.

har har.

I meant something like this, but i'd rather find a collection of bw images to work with than create them from raw data.
 
2013-09-20 10:04:17 AM  
 
2013-09-20 10:06:16 AM  
An embarassed Obama....
j/k We all know that fascist secret muslim atheist is shameless.
 
2013-09-20 10:08:16 AM  
My johnson.

/is there a doctor in the house?
 
2013-09-20 10:09:06 AM  
A guy in a tuxedo without any jokes.
 
2013-09-20 10:10:57 AM  

Deep Contact: A guy in a tuxedo without any jokes.


I like that one.
 
2013-09-20 10:17:48 AM  
Two-Face eating Batman's heart?
 
2013-09-20 10:22:30 AM  

Arkanaut: That 7th one down... is that wormsign?


Crap!
Better feed it three Harvester so it doesn't eat your Devastaters
 
2013-09-20 10:36:13 AM  
Meh.  I prefer the color version.

i.imgur.com
 
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