Donnchadha: Anything "Kidz Bop"
mongbiohazard: Donnchadha: Anything "Kidz Bop"Well, that depends entirely on how old your girlfriend is...
Special J: What in the world is that thing?Do you need some tweezers to put that little thing awayThat has got to be the smallest dickI've ever seen in my whole lifeI have ever seen in my whole lifeGet the fark outta hereIny weeny teeny weenyShriveled little short dick manDon't want don't want don't want don't wantDon't want don't want don't want don't want
Rev. Skarekroe: Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish headsFish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum!
Special J: Goodbye to you, my trusted friend.We've known each other since we're nine or ten.
FeedTheCollapse: Big Black - Jordan Minnesota
DragonIV: It was the town that made America famous. The churches full and the kids all gone to hell. Six traffic lights and seven cops and all the streets kept clean. The supermarket and the drug store and the bars all doing well
Donnchadha: minoridiot: Turns them on everytime....In case you don't have that queued up, it also works to tell your partner "Say my name!" and when they say something, just say "I can't hear you!" in the appropriate pirate voice. If the answer is not changed to "Spongebob Squarepants", kick them out of bed and go watch cartoons.
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