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2013-09-20 08:41:54 AM
That was adorable! I am so glad my cat doesn't do that.
 
2013-09-20 09:28:20 AM
Cats are cats.
 
2013-09-20 09:47:43 AM
They are jerks....
 
2013-09-20 09:52:28 AM
Auto-play commercial and a slideshow?  It's like they're trying to annoy people
 
2013-09-20 10:06:55 AM

Lor M. Ipsum: Auto-play commercial and a slideshow?  It's like they're trying to annoy people


I didn't view the tab immediately but switched over when I heard noise emanating from my headphones on the desk.  Thus all I got was a terrific montage of "cats being dicks."  I mean: "cats."

Best moment: cat pushes cat.
 
2013-09-20 10:09:48 AM
Cats are jerks about "their" space, and don't put stuff into their claimed space.

I had a cat (Muffin) that every morning would claim my bed at sunrise. To get me out, she would bite my nore or my toes, or do the kneading thing until I gave up and got out of bed.  She got tossed across the room a few times and got more agressive with her tactics.  I kept from the tossing after that.

When I was very young, we had a cat named Patches who would not let me be barefoot in the house.  I hated that cat, she would chase me around the house until I had socks, slippers or shoes on my feet.  That damn cat even knew if I was barefoot if my feet were under a blanket.

/ Dogs are better, they are loyal and tend to listen to you
// Cats are crazy and do what they want
/// 3rd set of slashies
 
2013-09-20 10:17:08 AM
I'm glad they included the one where the cat pushes the item off then stares at the camera and yawns. I'm upset that the video editor cut the best part of that video off.

DAMN YOU VIDEO EDITOR!!!! *shakes fist*
 
2013-09-20 10:28:50 AM

Sir VG: I'm glad they included the one where the cat pushes the item off then stares at the camera and yawns. I'm upset that the video editor cut the best part of that video off.

DAMN YOU VIDEO EDITOR!!!! *shakes fist*


I thought the SAME thing..

Also, people are jerks if they think they can train their cats to NOT do stuff like that..
 
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2013-09-20 11:20:42 AM
memedad.com
 
2013-09-20 11:23:53 AM
THIS JUST IN ... I WILL NOT SIT THRU A LONG AD IN ORDER TO WATCH A SHATTY HUFF-PO LINK .
 
2013-09-20 11:46:08 AM

PaulieattheTap: Cats are jerks about "their" space, and don't put stuff into their claimed space.

I had a cat (Muffin)


Funny.  Growing up my brother and I both had a cat.  He named his Muffin and mine was Biscuit.
 
2013-09-20 11:48:28 AM
People stack shiat on peacefully sleeping cats, and cats are jerks?

Dogs shiat and piss in the house, chew stuff up, knock over trash, go out in rain and track in mud, etc.

Wish I had a cat that occasionally knocks over an empty can. My dogs are the jerks!
 
2013-09-20 12:01:00 PM
"People stack shiat on peacefully sleeping cats, and cats are jerks?

Dogs shiat and piss in the house, chew stuff up, knock over trash, go out in rain and track in mud, etc.

Wish I had a cat that occasionally knocks over an empty can. My dogs are the jerks!"


Sounds like your dogs need to go to obedience school. Or perhaps a better owner?
 
2013-09-20 12:22:35 PM

Lor M. Ipsum: Auto-play commercial and a slideshow?  It's like they're trying to annoy people


Weird fact:  The website was designed by a cat.
 
2013-09-20 01:02:47 PM

AiryAnne: People stack shiat on peacefully sleeping cats, and cats are jerks?

Dogs shiat and piss in the house, chew stuff up, knock over trash, go out in rain and track in mud, etc.

Wish I had a cat that occasionally knocks over an empty can. My dogs are the jerks!


Train and properly excercise your dogs and your problems will disappear.
 
2013-09-20 01:22:38 PM

thesubliminalman: THIS JUST IN ... I WILL NOT SIT THRU A LONG AD IN ORDER TO WATCH A SHATTY HUFF-PO LINK .


THIS JUST IN... There's a ten plus year old extension for Firefox and Chrome that blocks all ads on the internet. Imagine that, ad block(ing) +.
 
2013-09-20 01:40:07 PM

dittybopper: Lor M. Ipsum: Auto-play commercial and a slideshow?  It's like they're trying to annoy people

Weird fact:  The website was designed by a cat.


I don't actually believe that you are that weird guy who has a mohawk, shoots blackpowder rifles and calls me stupid whenever we disagree - I think you are a cat.
 
2013-09-20 01:43:09 PM
 
2013-09-20 02:04:07 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: dittybopper: Lor M. Ipsum: Auto-play commercial and a slideshow?  It's like they're trying to annoy people

Weird fact:  The website was designed by a cat.

I don't actually believe that you are that weird guy who has a mohawk, shoots blackpowder rifles and calls me stupid whenever we disagree - I think you are a cat.


1.  I only have the Mohawk for about 1 month out of the year.
2.  I don't think I call people stupid all that often.
3.  I happen to know that the website was designed by the most evil of all cats, a Blue Persian:

img.fark.net
 
2013-09-20 02:43:58 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: dittybopper: Lor M. Ipsum: Auto-play commercial and a slideshow?  It's like they're trying to annoy people

Weird fact:  The website was designed by a cat.

I don't actually believe that you are that weird guy who has a mohawk, shoots blackpowder rifles and calls me stupid whenever we disagree - I think you are a cat.


To directly answer your question, though, I am in fact a very sophisticated bot.
 
2013-09-20 02:50:50 PM
Cats are jerks will play after the ad.

Your web page will be dismissed now.
 
2013-09-20 02:51:49 PM

dittybopper: To directly answer your question, though, I am in fact a very sophisticated bot.


I know you didn't ask but I am in fact a smelly hobo who logs in from the public library when I'm not logging in from prison.
 
2013-09-20 03:22:49 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: dittybopper: To directly answer your question, though, I am in fact a very sophisticated bot.

I know you didn't ask but I am in fact a smelly hobo who logs in from the public library when I'm not logging in from prison.


Ah, but I *DID* ask, Through my evil, mind-controlling cat.
 
2013-09-20 03:51:54 PM

dittybopper: Ah, but I *DID* ask, Through my evil, mind-controlling cat.


Yes, I can see now that you are telling me that I am too smelly and that I should lick myself. Unfortunately I can't wash my balls the way that cat's can. Perhaps I'll go smoke some catnip now.
 
2013-09-20 04:18:30 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: dittybopper: Ah, but I *DID* ask, Through my evil, mind-controlling cat.

Yes, I can see now that you are telling me that I am too smelly and that I should lick myself. Unfortunately I can't wash my balls the way that cat's can. Perhaps I'll go smoke some catnip now.


My cats say "Sie rauchen, wenn Sie sie haben."

/They speak German whenever it's really heavy business.
 
2013-09-20 04:27:29 PM

dittybopper: Because People in power are Stupid: dittybopper: Ah, but I *DID* ask, Through my evil, mind-controlling cat.

Yes, I can see now that you are telling me that I am too smelly and that I should lick myself. Unfortunately I can't wash my balls the way that cat's can. Perhaps I'll go smoke some catnip now.

My cats say "Sie rauchen, wenn Sie sie haben."

/They speak German whenever it's really heavy business.


Ich verstehe. Ich habe.
 
2013-09-20 06:29:38 PM

LeroyBourne: PaulieattheTap: Cats are jerks about "their" space, and don't put stuff into their claimed space.

I had a cat (Muffin)

Funny.  Growing up my brother and I both had a cat.  He named his Muffin and mine was Biscuit.


I had a Waffles.
 
2013-09-20 06:55:04 PM
That's very easy behavior to correct. Invest in a falconer's gauntlet. Then every time the cat pushes something off an elevated surface, push the cat off after it.
 
2013-09-20 06:58:46 PM
Full disclosure--I laughed my ass off.

Hey. it's been a tough week. Doesn't take much to amuse me.
 
2013-09-20 09:30:55 PM
 
2013-09-20 10:23:36 PM
I like how very careful and deliberate cats all are when they do that.
 
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