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(Lincolnshire Echo)   Man steals 42 blocks of cheese to make money   ( ) divider line 51
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4944 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Sep 2013 at 9:05 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-09-20 07:52:33 AM  
Bel Paese? Red Windsor? Stilton? Emmental? Gruyere? Norwegian Jarlsberg, per chance?
2013-09-20 08:00:27 AM  
Probably kept his loot in a Swiss bank account. What a muenster.
I cheddar to think of what he is capable of. Anyway you slice it, he's going to be grilled and won't be fondue of it.
2013-09-20 09:06:54 AM  
Hey man, that's nacho cheese!
2013-09-20 09:07:06 AM  
rather than to feed his mice army?
2013-09-20 09:07:51 AM  
42. That's two more than four tens.

And that's terrible.
2013-09-20 09:08:01 AM
2013-09-20 09:08:58 AM  
What was the question again?
2013-09-20 09:09:19 AM
2013-09-20 09:11:33 AM  
2013-09-20 09:12:56 AM  
Hey! That's nacho cheese!!!!!!
2013-09-20 09:13:35 AM  
he's stackin cheddar
2013-09-20 09:13:47 AM  
Stupid Krymson Tyed.

/ I keed.
2013-09-20 09:14:18 AM  
Venezuelan beaver cheese?
2013-09-20 09:14:59 AM  
Fat stacks of cheddar?
2013-09-20 09:17:52 AM  
Now there's a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is.
2013-09-20 09:28:06 AM  
I like lettuce, tomato, and Muenster on rye
All this cheese gonna make me cry
Don't even get me started on this microphone
2013-09-20 09:30:07 AM  
Free vasectomies would have solved this problem before it started.
2013-09-20 09:40:48 AM
2013-09-20 09:54:59 AM  
If they get delivered to the White House, next thing you know the Cartographers for Social Equality will be all up in your business.

// stupid Mercator Projection
2013-09-20 10:02:57 AM  
We should pack cheese for the journey.

Hard cheeses for a hard journey!

Mostly Parmesans and Romanos.

2013-09-20 10:03:52 AM  
Very gouda puns everyone.

42 blocks of cheese? Who builds a city out of cheese?
2013-09-20 10:04:36 AM
2013-09-20 10:09:17 AM  
42 blocks of cheese?? Heck, I'm not even mad. That's amazing!!
2013-09-20 10:11:45 AM  
Cheese Shop? Check.
Lex Luthor? Check.
Fat guy munching a 3 lb block o' cheese? Check.

Book It, we're done here
2013-09-20 10:19:11 AM  
The image of Omar whistling "The Farmer and The Dell" before the shiate hits the fan comes to mind.
2013-09-20 10:21:09 AM  
Based on the guys photo, I'm surprised no one has paraphrased the billboard yet. I'll do it:
"One month of not smoking cigarettes could save enough that you wouldn't have to steal cheese to make money."

Seriously, if a guy is using the argument that he has to steal to support his children and yet is smoking, I'm going to call BS.
2013-09-20 10:28:45 AM  
Douglas Adams' corpse seen fleeing the scene...
2013-09-20 10:30:47 AM  
I'll bet it was Wensleydale.
2013-09-20 10:36:48 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: [ image 500x601]

Someone should tell her that horizontal stripes are not very slimming.
2013-09-20 10:38:40 AM  
Rollin with the cheddar, yo!
2013-09-20 10:39:31 AM  
It must be a Thursday, I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
2013-09-20 10:43:36 AM
Homer is envious
2013-09-20 11:03:27 AM  
Is this a side mission for GTAV?

/sounds like it
2013-09-20 11:05:01 AM  
Idiot. Everyone knows the money is in stolen meat...
2013-09-20 11:13:41 AM

The Cheese Enforcement Agency needs your help, citizen!
2013-09-20 11:19:03 AM  
OK, I finally broke down and read TFA and the back half isn't even an article.

It's a series of quotes that are parables of this life's farkedupness.

Such as this gem: "He had borrowed all of her money which was to feed the children with. He did not repay it and left, taking a lot of the kids' possessions with him."

Also, every sentence has it's own line.

I don't know why.
2013-09-20 11:26:11 AM  
He could make a cheese igloo.
2013-09-20 11:30:54 AM  
2013-09-20 11:39:00 AM  
That didn't work out so well for the pizza guy on CSI: NY.
2013-09-20 11:39:49 AM  

Sybarite: Bel Paese? Red Windsor? Stilton? Emmental? Gruyere? Norwegian Jarlsberg, per chance?
2013-09-20 11:45:48 AM  

dallylamma: Idiot. Everyone knows the money is in stolen meat...

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Yep, just put it down your sweater!
2013-09-20 11:47:18 AM  

Krymson Tyde: Hey man, that's nacho cheese!

2013-09-20 11:52:15 AM  


Watch out! It's the summer of George!!
2013-09-20 12:02:16 PM  
Came for summer of George, leaving fulfilled.
2013-09-20 12:13:42 PM  

Charlie's Bad Place: 42 blocks of cheese?? Heck, I'm not even mad. That's amazing!!

Not only that, it's the answer to everything!
2013-09-20 12:25:33 PM  
I work in a grocery store. Cheese is a top theft item. This is not unique.
2013-09-20 12:27:48 PM  
This is definite "Winner" material here:

"He's had a partner for eight years," she said.
"There's four children under the age of seven. Just prior to this offence they separated.
"His partner had formed a relationship with another male who was homeless.
2013-09-20 12:29:01 PM  
Man steals 42 blocks of cheese to make money dat chedda.

Jeez, subby, do I have to do everything around here?
2013-09-20 12:49:36 PM

What the hell is that?
2013-09-20 02:09:22 PM  
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