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2013-09-20 08:01:27 AM  
Reads TFA comments.
Derp.
Derp everywhere.
 
2013-09-20 08:52:04 AM  
He wants to be County Sheriff now. Just another lazy government worker leeching off the taxpayer.
 
2013-09-20 09:04:42 AM  
Great to know he uses our rights of free speech and guns so responsibly.
 
2013-09-20 09:07:01 AM  
THE URL IS NSFW.

Who approved this??
 
2013-09-20 09:10:14 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: He wants to be County Sheriff now. Just another lazy government worker leeching off the taxpayer.


Fayette County, Pennsylvania, is looking to start/expand regional police service.  He should send his resume in.  He'd be a perfect fit in Fayettenam.
 
2013-09-20 09:23:08 AM  
Note to self:  When driving through that part of the country, slap tea party stickers on car
 
2013-09-20 09:23:28 AM  

Great_Milenko: Mr. Coffee Nerves: He wants to be County Sheriff now. Just another lazy government worker leeching off the taxpayer.

Fayette County, Pennsylvania, is looking to start/expand regional police service.  He should send his resume in.  He'd be a perfect fit in Fayettenam.


Don't give him any ideas!

/it's not as red as central PA here, big union Democrat stronghold.
 
2013-09-20 09:30:39 AM  
I made a comment when I linked this on my facebook about this guy will eventually get drunk and shoot himself or someone else. THEN I read where he already has. So predictable.

/ Don't like liberals but feel murderous towards nazis, better them than me, and it will be me if they gain control. And you.
 
2013-09-20 09:33:57 AM  
Wow. I think I'd rather take my chances with a Chicago gang.
 
2013-09-20 09:34:20 AM  
That was a half-hearted attempt at flipping us the middle finger to start. Come on, chief, if you're going to commit to the bit you've got to go all out.
 
2013-09-20 09:36:28 AM  
At least if he goes to Louisiana and uses a neti pot, brain eating amoebas... wait I had something for this.
 
2013-09-20 09:38:46 AM  
I figured they'd find an excuse to get rid of him that had nothing to do with the videos.
 
2013-09-20 09:39:09 AM  
He's notable to me because I didn't realize that "libtards" was an actual, spoken word outside of the internet.
 
2013-09-20 09:41:33 AM  
FTA:  His Facebook page yesterday called for a huge rally to show up the "tyrants" for their "violations on our constitution or our freedoms."

Area Man Passionate Defender of What He Imagines Constitution To Be

Seriously, what the fark is wrong with him.  Actually, an easier question is probably what the fark is not wrong with him?
 
2013-09-20 09:42:40 AM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: He's notable to me because I didn't realize that "libtards" was an actual, spoken word outside of the internet.


At least we know what SkinnyHead's been doing with his time.
 
WGJ [TotalFark]
2013-09-20 09:44:09 AM  
There's no hate like libtard hate.
 
2013-09-20 09:47:43 AM  
Joe Arpaio shot himself?

/Reads article....oh...
 
2013-09-20 09:50:38 AM  
"But I feel in my heart I'm doing the right thing," he said.

Yeah. Your losing your job because you threatened "libtards" and the "government". You formed a private militia. Yet you draw a check from the very government you hate. You did do the right thing. You got your ass fired so we don't have people like you in a position of power.
 
2013-09-20 09:53:48 AM  

Evil Mackerel: Joe Arpaio shot himself?

/Reads article....oh...


Joe Arpaio is Fark's favorite sheriff, not our favorite police chief.
 
2013-09-20 09:56:16 AM  
Pennsylvania?  That mans going to be mayor in a few years.  Possibly Governor in the next decade.
 
2013-09-20 09:56:51 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: THE URL IS NSFW.

Who approved this??



Did the URL touch you somewhere?
 
2013-09-20 09:58:25 AM  
I thought he was Fark's favorite police chief?

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-09-20 09:58:54 AM  
What are the odds that he is the newest spree shooter.
 
2013-09-20 10:00:12 AM  

WGJ: There's no hate like libtard hate.


assets.nydailynews.com

beforeitsnews.com
(from  Support Chief Mark Kessler: Phone Action)
 
2013-09-20 10:01:18 AM  

47 is the new 42: Evil Mackerel: Joe Arpaio shot himself?

/Reads article....oh...

Joe Arpaio is Fark's favorite sheriff, not our favorite police chief.


I thought it was Arpaio too.  I don't know nothin' about no differences in badges.
 
2013-09-20 10:02:25 AM  
The mayor of Gilberton, Pennsylvania is continuing to support Kessler. Mayor Mary Lou Hannon says that this is within Kessler's rights to express himself, and the city would not "take action to quash free speech, whether or not each member of council or any member of council agrees with it."

Well, maybe it wouldn't be that much of a big deal if he also didn't shot himself in the hand at a bar and tried to abuse his power to get cheaper tires. Not to mention the whole making a portion of the population feel threatened and singled out by an authority of law enforcement. So yeah, definitely a case of violat'n the 'ol First Amendment.
 
2013-09-20 10:02:38 AM  
He sounds like a reasonable and well-adjusted sort of guy.

/sarcasm
 
2013-09-20 10:03:12 AM  
What a waste of a human being.  Hopefully he gets AIDS
 
2013-09-20 10:07:07 AM  

Evil Mackerel: Joe Arpaio shot himself?

/Reads article....oh...


Give him time.
 
2013-09-20 10:08:11 AM  
Awful lot of complaining about his profanity...I thought only up-tight conservatives were upset by bad language.
 
2013-09-20 10:08:54 AM  

Diogenes: WGJ: There's no hate like libtard hate.

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x349]

[beforeitsnews.com image 308x267]
(from  Support Chief Mark Kessler: Phone Action)


Looking at ad's from his support link..
whatistheexcel.com
Do you have faith in humanity? Really? Ok now realize that these people can vote.
 
2013-09-20 10:11:52 AM  
The irony being that Gilberton is far and away the most dirt-poor municipality in an area rife with them, has no actual businesses or industry save a one-man accounting office and a part-time post office, and the only crime that occurs there is the coal trucks speeding through town without tarps over the loaded trailers ensuring that everything is coated in a layer of black dust.

These are people who watched District 12 in "Hunger Games" and thought "It's...it's so beautiful."
 
2013-09-20 10:12:48 AM  
I don't care what his "political" leaning is, this guy is as sharp as a bowling ball.
 
2013-09-20 10:14:05 AM  

Evil Mackerel: Joe Arpaio shot himself?

/Reads article....oh...


That's what I was thinking since the site is blocked from work, then I saw Pennsylvania and realized who the article was about.
 
2013-09-20 10:15:24 AM  

hinten: Englebert Slaptyback: THE URL IS NSFW.

Who approved this??


Did the URL touch you somewhere?


Or you subby?  Because subby's a dumbass for posting a link that blocked by work filters.
 
2013-09-20 10:15:34 AM  

Billy Bathsalt: At least if he goes to Louisiana and uses a neti pot, brain eating amoebas... wait I had something for this.


Blob Marley.
 
2013-09-20 10:16:03 AM  
he is not fully gone

But the borough can't legally pull the trigger just yet.
This, because Kessler has the right to a public hearing over his proposed firing. And the embattled chief, suspended without pay since July 31 for his politically caustic, profanity-laced videos, means to exercise it.


A public hearing that I'm sure will be posted to YouTube. That could get crazy.

Also "There were more than a dozen gun-toting Kessler supporters" who showed up for the closed door hearing. For the upcoming public hearing will they be allowed to bring their guns inside? Will they start shooting if they can't?
 
2013-09-20 10:24:44 AM  

HairBolus: he is not fully gone

But the borough can't legally pull the trigger just yet.
This, because Kessler has the right to a public hearing over his proposed firing. And the embattled chief, suspended without pay since July 31 for his politically caustic, profanity-laced videos, means to exercise it.

A public hearing that I'm sure will be posted to YouTube. That could get crazy.

Also "There were more than a dozen gun-toting Kessler supporters" who showed up for the closed door hearing. For the upcoming public hearing will they be allowed to bring their guns inside? Will they start shooting if they can't?


If his supporters start shooting, I'm guessing they mostly hit themselves. They don't look particularly competent.
 
2013-09-20 10:25:01 AM  
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2013-09-20 10:00:12 AM


WGJ: There's no hate like libtard hate.

assets.nydailynews.com

beforeitsnews.com

Thankfully you have the high ground on the issue...

sedition.com

www.kein-plan.de

www.publiusforum.com
www.politifake.org
 
2013-09-20 10:25:06 AM  

CrazyCurt: Don't like liberals but feel murderous towards nazis


Diogenes: [beforeitsnews.com image 308x267]
(from  Support Chief Mark Kessler: Phone Action)


In before "Nazis ARE Liberals, it's right there in their name, National Socialibtards!"
 
2013-09-20 10:29:37 AM  

WGJ: There's no hate like libtard hate.


photos.imageevent.com
 
2013-09-20 10:30:38 AM  
I'm all about gun rights and all, but this guy makes Ted Nugent look sane.
 
2013-09-20 10:41:21 AM  

vudukungfu: Reads TFA comments.
Derp.
Derp everywhere.


Oh you're exaggerating.

*click*

HA!
 
2013-09-20 10:43:19 AM  

OnlyM3: Diogenes [TotalFark]
2013-09-20 10:00:12 AM


WGJ: There's no hate like libtard hate.

assets.nydailynews.com

beforeitsnews.com
Thankfully you have the high ground on the issue...

[sedition.com image 320x373]

[www.kein-plan.de image 300x350]

[www.publiusforum.com image 350x402]
[www.politifake.org image 265x212]


Cause that's totally related to this guy specifically.
 
2013-09-20 10:46:29 AM  
From the comments: "Gun porn. It's what for stupid."

Gold, Jerry! Gold!
 
2013-09-20 10:54:20 AM  
Hm.  Well, I really don't care that much about the personal politics of police officers - most of 'em are pretty conservative by nature - seems to have to do with the authority figure thing.

BUT, this guy?  Wow, that's just over the top enough.  I don't blame the city officials for giving this dim-bulb the sack.

Heck, he shot himself?  Oh, yea, let's promote him!  Dumbass probably cut the trigger guard off his Glock 19.

From my perspective, cops, etc. need to avoid posting dumbass on the Internet for everyone to see.
 
2013-09-20 10:58:53 AM  
img.fark.net
A lot of people will tell you it's a pain in the ass to spend an hour on your hair like that just to get out of the house, and it is, but think of all the easy tang you'll get from upper-middle class Republican 20 year-olds who want to stick it to their father.
 
2013-09-20 11:03:01 AM  
only users lose drugs & only responsible gun owners shoot themselves
 
2013-09-20 11:05:15 AM  

OnlyM3: Diogenes [TotalFark]
2013-09-20 10:00:12 AM


WGJ: There's no hate like libtard hate.

assets.nydailynews.com

beforeitsnews.com
Thankfully you have the high ground on the issue...

[sedition.com image 320x373]

[www.kein-plan.de image 300x350]

[www.publiusforum.com image 350x402]
[www.politifake.org image 265x212]


Holy shiat, you mean there's idiots in both parties?

I think the majority of Republicans and Democrats have the high ground on the issue. Probably not the majority of tea partiers or 9/11 truthers though.
 
2013-09-20 11:10:58 AM  

Diogenes: WGJ: There's no hate like libtard hate.

[beforeitsnews.com image 308x267]
(from  Support Chief Mark Kessler: Phone Action)


Why am I not surprised that shiatty conspiracy site calls Chief "Poster Boy for Anger-management Classes" a "friend"?
 
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