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(AsiaOne)   It turns out that not only are your condoms made for his and her pleasure, they're also made for your grandparents' instant pain relief   (news.asiaone.com) divider line 54
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2013-09-20 07:35:26 AM
Good news for the GILF fetishists.
 
2013-09-20 07:50:09 AM
Wouldn't breaking a hip from excessive thrusting cause more pain?

/you're welcome for the mental image ^_^
 
2013-09-20 09:13:00 AM
Placebo effect, most likely. Someone could make big bucks selling "Condom oil" there...
 
2013-09-20 09:16:13 AM
Why not both?
 
2013-09-20 09:17:08 AM
www.karneval-megastore.de

I feel better already. A little light headed and short of breath but better.
 
2013-09-20 09:17:17 AM
A single condom can eliminate years of pain.
 
2013-09-20 09:17:45 AM
Man, that is one happy, saggy pants condom model.
 
2013-09-20 09:19:58 AM
Fashionable pain relief for all:

bbsimg.ngfiles.com

growabrain.typepad.com

31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-20 09:22:06 AM
Since they're free condoms, there's no reason for me to rush to South Africa with bottles of condom lube "Doctor"(*) Harry Freakstorm's Magic Arthritis B-Gone Ointment
* The courts make me use " " whenever I call myself Doctor now. Who are they to judge?
 
2013-09-20 09:28:13 AM
They make my joint feel numb.
 
2013-09-20 09:29:24 AM

Sybarite: Good news for the GILF fetishists.


As a GILF "fetishist" I would like to say yes, I think this is good news everyone!

/ I prefer the term paraphile even though it is easily misread
 
2013-09-20 09:29:48 AM

thecpt: Why not both?


exactly this
 
2013-09-20 09:38:42 AM
I must admit that I've never felt arthritis in my peen0r.  That proves its efficacy.
 
2013-09-20 09:39:51 AM
As long as they're free, why not come up with all sorts of uses?
 
2013-09-20 09:45:35 AM
I have arthritic knees (don't judge) and, as luck would have it, a box of condoms (again, no judging).

In the name of science, I will put this to the test tonight.  I will rub them on my knees and will report back my scientific findings.
 
2013-09-20 09:48:10 AM

Literally Addicted: I have arthritic knees (don't judge) and, as luck would have it, a box of condoms (again, no judging).

In the name of science, I will put this to the test tonight.  I will rub them on my knees and will report back my scientific findings.



See, now THAT's the mental image I was trying to avoid.
 
2013-09-20 09:55:04 AM

Literally Addicted: I have arthritic knees (don't judge) and, as luck would have it, a box of condoms (again, no judging).

In the name of science, I will put this to the test tonight.  I will rub them on my knees and will report back my scientific findings.


If we are getting scientific like, we need to do this as a double blind test.
First, sit on an uncomfortable chair until your legs go numb. Rub vicks vapogel under your nose.
Blindfold yourself
Then when knees are numb, have someone else to rub one of your knees with a condom, and the other knee with a latex ballooon sprayed with PAM, WD-40 or similar spray lubricant.

Remove blindfold etc and carry on.
Records your results knee vs. knee efficacy.
Send us your results for publication.
 
2013-09-20 09:55:17 AM
As long as they aren't being used as chewing gum.
 
2013-09-20 09:57:13 AM
loki see loki do:

Now that's starting to sound more like a date than an experiment.

I'll only go as kinky as rubbing the condoms on the knees for a first date.
 
2013-09-20 09:59:05 AM
Buggar:
See, now THAT's the mental image I was trying to avoid.

I'm actually not that old - my osteoarthritis is a combo result of (a) inherited and (b) used to be a runner.  Now I'm just a fast walker and eliptical machine torture victim.
 
2013-09-20 10:00:24 AM
This is no time for prudish sensitivity, this is science.
 
2013-09-20 10:02:21 AM
You could replace the lubricated balloon control with a raw chicken skin, if you want to be kinky.
 
2013-09-20 10:17:24 AM

kermit_the_frog: Placebo effect, most likely. Someone could make big bucks selling "Condom oil" there...


Do I, or do I not GIS "condom oil?"
 
2013-09-20 10:19:47 AM

loki see loki do: This is no time for prudish sensitivity, this is science.


I'll skip the side of salmonella, thanks.

I don't see why I need rub another lubricant on the other knee.  Either I will feel a difference with the condom, or I won't, right?  Is the double-blind really necessary?  It's kind of a pass/fail thing.
 
2013-09-20 10:21:30 AM
My grandma isn't into anal.... anymore.
 
2013-09-20 10:23:24 AM
www.greatjakes.com

/that is all
 
2013-09-20 10:27:13 AM
Waitaminute... damn, I just had an idea.

Quick, I need a thousand gallons of olive oil, a few ounces of tea tree or wintergreen essential oils, five thousand old wine bottles, a laser printer, a shiatload of label paper, and a plane ticket to South Africa.

Come on, let's make some money off of these rubes.
 
2013-09-20 10:36:48 AM

dv-ous: Waitaminute... damn, I just had an idea.

Quick, I need a thousand gallons of olive oil, a few ounces of tea tree or wintergreen essential oils, five thousand old wine bottles, a laser printer, a shiatload of label paper, and a plane ticket to South Africa.

Come on, let's make some money off of these rubes.


Hate to be the fly in your ointment...but the reason they're using the condoms is because they're free and they have no money.
 
2013-09-20 10:43:19 AM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: My grandma isn't into anal.... anymore.


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2013-09-20 10:44:10 AM

Literally Addicted: loki see loki do: This is no time for prudish sensitivity, this is science.

I'll skip the side of salmonella, thanks.

I don't see why I need rub another lubricant on the other knee.  Either I will feel a difference with the condom, or I won't, right?  Is the double-blind really necessary?  It's kind of a pass/fail thing.


To avoid placebo effect. You can't just trust yourself, your self is a big liar.
 
2013-09-20 10:55:46 AM
loki see loki do:To avoid placebo effect. You can't just trust yourself, your self is a big liar.

Okay fine, I'm pretty sure I know someone who will willfully (and gleefully) blindfold me and rub some greasy substance on my knees.  I'm not sure what it'll do to the valitity of the findings when it gets rubbed all over the place, but we'll just wait and see.

I'd still rather just do the condom thing by myself...if I lie, I promise to spank myself (oh wait, that's for the child abuse thread....)
 
2013-09-20 11:07:07 AM
Does this work for rheumatoid arthritis or osteoarthritis?
*A friend wants to know.*
 
2013-09-20 11:09:57 AM
I just tried rubbing a condom on my knee, but my dick wasn't quite long enough

/almost!
//how YOU doin'?
 
2013-09-20 11:19:08 AM
I've never heard this band before, but they come up on GIS:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-20 11:20:44 AM

kermit_the_frog: Placebo effect, most likely. Someone could make big bucks selling "Condom oil" there...


I had the same thought, but realized that the condoms are available for free. Can't compete with free.


Literally Addicted: I don't see why I need rub another lubricant on the other knee. Either I will feel a difference with the condom, or I won't, right? Is the double-blind really necessary? It's kind of a pass/fail thing.


You need to test one thing against another, and if you know which is which it ruins it. If the person giving you the things to test (in this case, presumably oils or lotions) knows, they might unwittingly give you clues as to which is which. That's why you do double blind: Neither the test subject nor the person administering the test know what's going on. Even the slightest hint can ruin it.


This seems to be topical again:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp5eiHUdwb4

=Smidge=
 
2013-09-20 11:22:34 AM

dv-ous: [www.greatjakes.com image 245x291]

/that is all


A real exchange:
her: They say fish oil pills are awesome for your heart.
me: I heard the same thing about snake oil pills
her: Really?  Do they have them at GNC?
 
2013-09-20 11:24:48 AM
It turns out that not only are your condoms made for his and her pleasure, they're also made for your grandparents' instant pain relief

Back in the day they only had ribbed for her pleasure, but I used to turn them inside out for my pleasure.
 
2013-09-20 11:27:49 AM

mike_d85: dv-ous: [www.greatjakes.com image 245x291]

/that is all

A real exchange:
her: They say fish oil pills are awesome for your heart.
me: I heard the same thing about snake oil pills
her: Really?  Do they have them at GNC?


Yeah, they don't do that. At least it hasn't been proven.

Omega-3 fatty acids do actually have some effect on brain function, though.
 
2013-09-20 11:29:25 AM
I assumed from the headline they were tying them around the affected body parts like an ace bandage.  But this is much stupider.
 
2013-09-20 11:32:19 AM

Virtuoso80: I've never heard this band before, but they come up on GIS:

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 450x351]


They're not bad.  Try Scared of Girls or Pure Morning.
 
2013-09-20 11:32:40 AM
FTFA: Arthritis is a common condition among the elderly and causes pain and inflammation within the joints.

themoreyouknow.jpg
 
2013-09-20 11:35:47 AM

Literally Addicted: loki see loki do:

Now that's starting to sound more like a date than an experiment.

I'll only go as kinky as rubbing the condoms on the knees for a first date.


If you're not going past first base, how are you testing your knee function?
 
2013-09-20 11:41:02 AM
No, no! They're also made for water balloonage off of balconies!

Or am I using them wrong?
 
2013-09-20 11:48:13 AM

Smidge204: You need to test one thing against another, and if you know which is which it ruins it. If the person giving you the things to test (in this case, presumably oils or lotions) knows, they might unwittingly give you clues as to which is which. That's why you do double blind: Neither the test subject nor the person administering the test know what's going on. Even the slightest hint can ruin it.


Now it's sounding like I need a third person for this experiment.

i1144.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-20 11:50:10 AM

ChubbyTiger: Literally Addicted: loki see loki do:

Now that's starting to sound more like a date than an experiment.

I'll only go as kinky as rubbing the condoms on the knees for a first date.

If you're not going past first base, how are you testing your knee function?


First date.  Second and third can include a trapeze and midgets with feathered @ss ticklers.  A girl has her standards.
 
2013-09-20 12:01:13 PM

mike_d85: dv-ous: [www.greatjakes.com image 245x291]

/that is all

A real exchange:
her: They say fish oil pills are awesome for your heart.
me: I heard the same thing about snake oil pills
her: Really?  Do they have them at GNC?


Funnily enough, I had friends for years telling me to try shark cartilege for my bad knees.  I thought it was a pile of hooey (especially since a bottle runs $25).  A good friend of mine bought me two bottles of the stuff (thereby obligating me to at least try it at his expense) and I was pleasantly shocked to find it did make a difference.

While I couldn't have said "oh, my knees feel great" two weeks into the pills, I did notice the fact that I no longer had to brace myself for stepping off or up on a sidewalk curb.  I swear by the stuff now.
 
2013-09-20 12:07:46 PM
Wait until they find out about how well dildos cure toothaces
 
2013-09-20 12:37:56 PM
Literally Addicted:
Funnily enough, I had friends for years telling me to try shark cartilege for my bad knees.  I thought it was a pile of hooey (especially since a bottle runs $25).  A good friend of mine bought me two bottles of the stuff (thereby obligating me to at least try it at his expense) and I was pleasantly shocked to find it did make a difference.

While I couldn't have said "oh, my knees feel great" two weeks into the pills, I did notice the fact that I no longer had to brace myself for stepping off or up on a sidewalk curb.  I swear by the stuff now.


I'm not disputing that there are homeopathic treatments, just that she missed the snake oil reference.

OTOH, fish oil has been getting out of hand.  I've heard brain function, heart health, joint health, immune system health, and sexual health cited as it's benefits.  Not from anyone qualified, mind you, just anecdotally or on a commercial with the obligitory statements not evaluated by the FDA, Whammo Brand Fish Oil TM not intended to treat any illness.
 
2013-09-20 12:43:45 PM

mike_d85: OTOH, fish oil has been getting out of hand. I've heard brain function, heart health, joint health, immune system health, and sexual health cited as it's benefits. Not from anyone qualified, mind you, just anecdotally or on a commercial with the obligitory statements not evaluated by the FDA, Whammo Brand Fish Oil TM not intended to treat any illness.


I don't know about any benefits of fish oil for humans, but I give my dog salmon oil and he has a fabulous coat.

I got the fish oil thing; I can one up you with a csb: went to a restaurant with friends and server was a trainee.  One of my sadistic friends told the kid he'd like a trollop, but can't see it on the menu and asked if he could get it off menu.  Poor kid had no idea and went to the kitchen looking for trollops.  We tipped him big for not spitting in our food (we hope).
 
2013-09-20 01:09:14 PM

Literally Addicted: ChubbyTiger: Literally Addicted: loki see loki do:

Now that's starting to sound more like a date than an experiment.

I'll only go as kinky as rubbing the condoms on the knees for a first date.

If you're not going past first base, how are you testing your knee function?

First date.  Second and third can include a trapeze and midgets with feathered @ss ticklers.  A girl has her standards.


It's nice to see that traditional values are still around.

Also, how YOU doin?
 
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