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(Vanity Fair)   Vanity Fair asks the burning question, "Couldn't America use a little Newt Gingrich right now?"   (vanityfair.com ) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Newt Gingrich, Political campaign staff, cross-fire  
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2013-09-20 07:54:01 AM  
Actually America has been feeling a little unwell lately, and Newt has kind of lost interest.
 
2013-09-20 08:17:08 AM  
Yes, America would be better off it if Newt Gingrich was shrunk down to six inches high.
 
2013-09-20 08:25:09 AM  

SphericalTime: Yes, America would be better off it if Newt Gingrich was shrunk down to six inches high.


Ok, what about 10 6 inch tall Newts vs. one 6 inch tall Ditka?  Who wins?
 
2013-09-20 08:50:56 AM  
Callista finally used her species' shrink-vision on him? The invasion must be nigh!
 
2013-09-20 09:06:28 AM  
No. FOAD for asking
 
2013-09-20 09:08:06 AM  
This says more about today's GOP than Newt.  The former are so horribly pathetic that the latter's starting to look good.
 
2013-09-20 09:14:17 AM  
WTF? No. Go home Vanity Fair, you're drunk.
 
2013-09-20 09:14:45 AM  
is that like being a little bit pregnant?
 
2013-09-20 09:15:58 AM  
That's like saying I want a little Ebola Virus. Not all of it, just a little.

The results are the same.
 
2013-09-20 09:15:59 AM  
America could certainly use his moral compass.
 
2013-09-20 09:16:08 AM  
The moon could use a little Newt right now.
 
2013-09-20 09:16:24 AM  
Word around the campfire is that Little Newt is quite the player. (Get it?)
 
2013-09-20 09:16:40 AM  
As a doorstop?
 
2013-09-20 09:17:59 AM  
www.slate.com
 
2013-09-20 09:18:50 AM  
Frankly, the answer is fundamentally no.
 
2013-09-20 09:19:20 AM  
I wouldn't even use Newt as fertilizer.
 
2013-09-20 09:19:25 AM  
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2013-09-20 09:20:00 AM  
I thought we were gearing up for Newt version 2 when the GOP shuts down the govt again in the debt ceiling debate. I wonder if they remember how this turned out last time?
 
2013-09-20 09:21:33 AM  
When Newt is the sane and respectable face of the GOP.... sorry guys, y'all have taken one helluva turn down crazy avenue when he's the reasonable thoughtful option.
 
2013-09-20 09:21:55 AM  
NOPE

/unleash the memes!
 
2013-09-20 09:22:33 AM  
Short answer: No.
Long answer: Nnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
 
2013-09-20 09:25:43 AM  
Between he and Rush Limbaugh, they have enough ex wives to field a hockey team.  Sorry, don't need either of them trying to tell me about 'real American family values'...
 
2013-09-20 09:26:51 AM  
Most of the time when you ask a question in your headline the answer is "no." This time, however, the answer is actually "Jesus fark no!"
 
2013-09-20 09:28:55 AM  
This reminds me of the SMBC comic about a new rule for science journalism that says if your article has a question in the headline that can be answered "No" then don't write the article. Maybe we should consider the same thing for political journalism.
 
2013-09-20 09:29:02 AM  
America still has an unpleasant burning sensation from the last time he held an office.
 
2013-09-20 09:29:04 AM  

nekom: SphericalTime: Yes, America would be better off it if Newt Gingrich was shrunk down to six inches high.

Ok, what about 10 6 inch tall Newts vs. one 6 inch tall Ditka?  Who wins?


Oooh that's a tough one there Bob. But if pressed, I'm gonna have to go with tiny Ditka.


/daaaaaa bearss
//daaaaaable check
 
2013-09-20 09:32:26 AM  
Then America will get cancer and he will leave us for a sexier, prettier country.

/moon bases.
 
2013-09-20 09:33:05 AM  
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2013-09-20 09:33:33 AM  

BigDamn: The moon could use a little Newt right now.


I like your thinking.
 
2013-09-20 09:35:17 AM  
Actually America has been feeling a little unwell lately.., and unless Newt can show up with about 500 billion dollars then he can't really help.Sorry Newt,  your blathering on Crossfire isn't going to help anyone.
 
2013-09-20 09:37:29 AM  
Sure and let's bring back the Bubonic Plague and leisure suits while we're at it.
 
2013-09-20 09:46:49 AM  
What, did he just tweet it?
 
2013-09-20 09:48:29 AM  
Burning like an STD.
 
2013-09-20 09:53:32 AM  
Vanity Fair asks the burning question, "Couldn't America use a little Newt Gingrich right now?"

Callista Gingrich said yes to that and has appeared to age her 20 years prematurely. Bad idea.
 
2013-09-20 09:54:54 AM  
"Tumescent polyadulterer"?!?!

Bravo!  Author, author!
 
2013-09-20 09:56:42 AM  
Maybe? As long as he's not in power, we could use a good laugh at his attempts to gain power
 
2013-09-20 09:59:37 AM  
Like it needs a little dose of the clap.
 
2013-09-20 09:59:49 AM  
Regarding Newt Gingrich, I think America could use a little breather right now.
 
2013-09-20 10:02:54 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-20 10:04:17 AM  
We need that like we need the Drip.
 
2013-09-20 10:08:33 AM  
It's like CNN prefers thier ratings to drop.
 
2013-09-20 10:09:34 AM  
One of The Daily Show's moments of zen answered that question.  Newt and his cyborg wife were at some fundraiser, standing with glassy smiles, as the crowd walked around them, everyone being careful to maintain enough distance to avoid eye contact.  It took some hard work over many years on Newt's part, but he finally poisoned the well enough that even his crazy party wants nothing at all to do with him.  He has the stink of repeated failure all over him.  He kicked too many people in the balls.
 
2013-09-20 10:12:22 AM  
No.

www.authortonypiazza.com
 
2013-09-20 10:24:28 AM  
And America answers, "No."
 
2013-09-20 10:36:39 AM  
I need a little Newt like I need a little glass in my sandwich.
 
2013-09-20 10:43:34 AM  
No.  Although between Newt and that ass clown Cruz... No... the answer is still no.
 
2013-09-20 10:53:18 AM  

dragonfire77: Between he and Rush Limbaugh, they have enough ex wives to field a hockey team.  Sorry, don't need either of them trying to tell me about 'real American family values'...


How are they supposed to stay married with all the homo-gheys out there destroying marriage?
 
2013-09-20 10:53:35 AM  

Sybarite: Actually America has been feeling a little unwell lately, and Newt has kind of lost interest.


I lol'd. Speaking of, between him, Rush Limbaugh, Maverick, and so on, what is it with conservatives trading in their wives?
 
2013-09-20 11:00:59 AM  

GhostFish: urbangirl: "Tumescent polyadulterer"?!?!

Bravo!  Author, author!

I don't think there's ever been a better word to describe Gingrich than "tumescent".
It just works on so many different levels.

"Sociopath" is a close second.


Sociopathic tumescent polyadulterer?
 
2013-09-20 11:01:21 AM  

Nurglitch: Sybarite: Actually America has been feeling a little unwell lately, and Newt has kind of lost interest.

I lol'd. Speaking of, between him, Rush Limbaugh, Maverick, and so on, what is it with conservatives trading in their wives?


Family values man. It's all about the family values. Gheys obviously tainted the value of their marriages, and thus they had to trade them in, and thus they had to seek new ones to replace the tainted ones. Study it out, man. Study. It. Out.
 
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