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(Washington Post)   Great Moments in Privatization of Government Functions: contractor who vetted Edward Snowden also ran the background check on the navy yard shooter   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 64
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2013-09-20 07:37:53 AM
Well, the answer is obvious.  We need to outsource more government functions.
 
2013-09-20 07:46:11 AM
The free market will cure this
 
2013-09-20 08:49:48 AM
That some fine background check work there Lou.
 
2013-09-20 08:55:40 AM
Somehow, this is Big Government's fault. Privatization is ALWAYS the answer!
 
2013-09-20 08:56:15 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: The free market will cure this


I'm sure the families of the victims will be able to sue, both the contractor, and the individuals who approved the use of the contractor like they would in the 'free market'.

Oh I'm sorry, the people in gov't are not allowed to be held accountable for their actions.
 
2013-09-20 08:56:44 AM

LordJiro: Somehow, this is Big Government's fault. Privatization is ALWAYS the answer!


But only when the question is 'how can I get paid lots of money for crappy work?'
 
2013-09-20 08:58:59 AM
Capitalists find the cheapest way to do things, not the most efficient or effective.

Cheapest for them, BTW, they still charge us obscene amounts of money to provide their shiatty service. How many of our esteemed representatives are on the kickback list for these guys?
 
2013-09-20 08:59:40 AM
But....  Private companies are always better than the government.
 
2013-09-20 09:01:58 AM
USIS, which was spun off from the federal government in the 1990s, has become the largest private provider of government background checks.

This is just a branch of OPM that was privatized. Basically, they got their start as part of the government... incompetence is all they know.
 
2013-09-20 09:04:03 AM

Aristocles: USIS, which was spun off from the federal government in the 1990s, has become the largest private provider of government background checks.

This is just a branch of OPM that was privatized. Basically, they got their start as part of the government... incompetence is all they know.


This is typical 'privatization'.  Take a gov't department, call it private, funnel it tons of gov't contracts, put your politically connected buddies in charge, when you're voted out of office you work there as a consultant.

Everybody profits.
 
2013-09-20 09:08:20 AM
The important thing is that one background check after another was run.
So we've got that covered...
 
2013-09-20 09:09:21 AM
That sounds shocking and all, but there are only a handful of companies that do background checks. That's like saying every fat person has eaten at a McDonalds.
 
2013-09-20 09:09:23 AM
If only the navy shooter was electrocuted by shoddy wired showers in Iraq built by Haliburton.
 
2013-09-20 09:09:27 AM
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2013-09-20 09:14:21 AM

RedPhoenix122: Well, the answer is obvious.  We need to outsource more government functions.


Or at least to stop paying the ones that fark up.
 
2013-09-20 09:14:49 AM

MugzyBrown: PC LOAD LETTER: The free market will cure this

I'm sure the families of the victims will be able to sue, both the contractor, and the individuals who approved the use of the contractor like they would in the 'free market'.

Oh I'm sorry, the people in gov't are not allowed to be held accountable for their actions.


Actually, though statutory liability for state actions has been virtually nullified by the rise of broad governmental immunities to suit, private entities performing state functions are not eligible for that broad protection (some still manage to wrangle out immunity specific to them or indemnity from the government entity they are contracting with). It's one of the few silver linings of privatization.
 
2013-09-20 09:29:56 AM
Fark you, subby - Snowden's a damn american hero. without his actions and sacrifice, people would still be telling each other that nobody's spying on them, that the american government would never record conversations without a warrant, and that people who think the government has the capacity to become big brother are just being paranoid.

comparing him to this insane individual is like comparing john paul jones to benedict arnold.
 
2013-09-20 09:31:09 AM
You'd think it would be pretty obvious, but there are still quite a few idiots out there who think that government contracts are 'free market.'
 
2013-09-20 09:34:16 AM

duenor: Fark you, subby - Snowden's a damn american hero. without his actions and sacrifice, people would still be telling each other that nobody's spying on them, that the american government would never record conversations without a warrant, and that people who think the government has the capacity to become big brother are just being paranoid.


Yeah, nobody knew a thing about that until Ed Snowden came along!

I don't want to be around when somebody breaks the news about professional wrestling to you.
 
2013-09-20 09:44:11 AM
The government's security clearance process is not designed to flag people struggling with mental illness, experts said. The aim of the system is to root out individuals at risk of compromising classified information. Mental-health treatment is not a disqualifying factor, and there are few ways to alert security officials when someone with clearance develops mental-health problems, according to analysts and former government security officials.

this is obviously the contractor's fault.
 
2013-09-20 09:48:52 AM
EyeballKid:
I don't want to be around when somebody breaks the news about professional wrestling to you.

I think you missed the point that Snowden's leaks took away the ability to dismiss such things as "Conspiracy theorism."

Maybe that's not an important distinction to you, but the fact that it isn't is prima facae evidence that you're probably an idiot.
 
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2013-09-20 09:51:14 AM
USIS? sounds more like ISIS quality work there.
 
2013-09-20 09:51:23 AM

duenor: Fark you, subby - Snowden's a damn american hero. without his actions and sacrifice, people would still be telling each other that nobody's spying on them, that the american government would never record conversations without a warrant, and that people who think the government has the capacity to become big brother are just being paranoid.

comparing him to this insane individual is like comparing john paul jones to benedict arnold.


You're missing the point.  The guys doing the background checks aren't doing a good job.
 
2013-09-20 09:55:19 AM

toomuchwhargarbl: EyeballKid:
I don't want to be around when somebody breaks the news about professional wrestling to you.

I think you missed the point that Snowden's leaks took away the ability to dismiss such things as "Conspiracy theorism."

Maybe that's not an important distinction to you, but the fact that it isn't is prima facae evidence that you're probably an idiot.


So, you never read this kooky conspiracy theory, then?

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But, maybe I'm an idiot for not relying on Matt Lauer to be my authoritative source.
 
2013-09-20 09:58:47 AM

jigger: You'd think it would be pretty obvious, but there are still quite a few idiots out there who think that government contracts are 'free market.'


Then there is this gem:
USIS, which was spun off from the federal government in the 1990s, has become the largest private provider of government background checks

Funny how that worked out in USIS's favor, cause it really could have fallen either way.
 
2013-09-20 10:10:26 AM
I'd like to thank Tom Hamburger for contributing to this report
 
2013-09-20 10:16:07 AM
So the people who selected and oversaw this contractor are supposed to be more competent?
 
2013-09-20 10:16:28 AM
Joke's on you, stubby. They have a working fax machine.
 
2013-09-20 10:24:32 AM
I'm going through my reinvestigation now. Thanks to this, it's even more long and drawn out.
 
2013-09-20 10:27:08 AM
I was surprised to hear my father recent take on the argument that the Government can't get anything done right and should be hiring more private companies when he used to regularly b*tch and complain about the horrific abuses or rampant incompetence that he'd seen first hand on the part of contractors. For one instance he went to Iraq for a month to work on some political theater for the Bush administration and while he was there he saw a military that was nothing like what he remembered when he was in it and having forgotten the definition of "self sufficient". This mostly due to the mess hall being run by a contractor putting out swill rather than the 3 hots he used to sling out when he worked mess duty. Or that donated equipment and comforts that his division arranged to have distributed among soldiers would be rifled through and stolen by Haliburton employees (at least his views on Cheney haven't changed any). But lately, with all the leaks and scandals coming out, usually having to do with contractors, he seems to claim it's Obama's fault or Big Government.
 
2013-09-20 10:27:30 AM

toomuchwhargarbl: EyeballKid:
I don't want to be around when somebody breaks the news about professional wrestling to you.

I think you missed the point that Snowden's leaks took away the ability to dismiss such things as "Conspiracy theorism."

Maybe that's not an important distinction to you, but the fact that it isn't is prima facae evidence that you're probably an idiot.


There's overwhelming evidence about how the government spies on you, a lot of it from the COINTELPRO.  We even know it assassinated a US citizen in Chicago.  If you needed Snowden to "prove" this to you, then read a book.
 
2013-09-20 10:28:21 AM

HotWingConspiracy: Capitalists find the cheapest way to do things, not the most efficient or effective.

Cheapest for them, BTW, they still charge us obscene amounts of money to provide their shiatty service. How many of our esteemed representatives are on the kickback list for these guys?


It's not polite to depants an entire political ideology and laugh at its small unit like that you know.
 
2013-09-20 10:31:14 AM

duenor: Fark you, subby - Snowden's a damn american hero. without his actions and sacrifice, people would still be telling each other that nobody's spying on them, that the american government would never record conversations without a warrant, and that people who think the government has the capacity to become big brother are just being paranoid.


Unless you were paying attention during the Bush administration and were already aware this was already legal and probably going on (Snowden just leaked the name of the program proper)

comparing him to this insane individual is like comparing john paul jones to benedict arnold.

You like totally have an awesome grip on history and awesome taste in heroes duder, totally.
 
2013-09-20 10:35:16 AM

duenor: comparing him to this insane individual is like comparing john paul jones to benedict arnold.


If John Paul Jones is Benedict Arnold, does that mean Robert Plant is Cornwallis, or does that go to Bonzo?
 
2013-09-20 10:42:13 AM
They can't be blamed.

At least not until the bidding process ends and the winning contractor with the lowest bid will take the heat, be tried, and pay damages or go to jail.
Something tells me this contractor will bid too high to get that job.
 
2013-09-20 10:45:16 AM
motherfarking can I get a mobile browdet that works in all cases please? I can't farkung quote, rrgh.re: the background checkers aren't doing a good job.maybe because they check backgrounds, not intent, and expecting them to have a great success rate at the latter is folly
 
2013-09-20 10:59:37 AM
Not excusing the contractor but Alexis should have been convicted in Seattle and that conviction should bar him from purchasing a firearm anywhere in the US whether he served time or not. Weapons convictions in national database and background checks for ALL firearms transactions.
 
2013-09-20 11:08:07 AM
A background check is in fact, not an invasive telepathic audit of someone's entire being.  Apparently, some people believed otherwise.
 
2013-09-20 11:09:36 AM
EyeballKid:
But, maybe I'm an idiot for not relying on Matt Lauer to be my authoritative source.

Matt Lauer wrote all those NSA documents?
 
2013-09-20 11:12:05 AM
The concept of privatization isn't a bad thing.  The problem here, and where we're constantly running afoul, is that to politicians, privatization means cronies getting a nice fat chunk of government money and little to no oversight.
 
2013-09-20 11:12:51 AM

toomuchwhargarbl: EyeballKid:
But, maybe I'm an idiot for not relying on Matt Lauer to be my authoritative source.

Matt Lauer wrote all those NSA documents?


No, but all the info about NSA wiretapping and AT&T and other telecom companies giving away their customers' confidential data has been old news, unless you gather all of your news from 7 to 10 in the morning with nuggets of blatherskite, human interest garbage, and celebrity interviews to pad the time for the advertisers. If that's the case, then yes, I can see why the Edward Snowden thing would be shocking.
 
2013-09-20 11:15:36 AM
What was wrong with snowden's background check? was there a problem?
 
2013-09-20 11:16:27 AM

Cpl.D: The concept of privatization isn't a bad thing.  The problem here, and where we're constantly running afoul, is that to politicians, privatization means cronies getting a nice fat chunk of government money and little to no oversight.


You may understand the fark-ups that result when privatization isn't met with stringent regulation better than anyone here. Just wondering, but have you ever wanted to take a trip to the United Arab Emirates to meet a dickish little pipsqueak named Erik Prince?
 
2013-09-20 11:17:02 AM
Let me see if I can figure out the Republican spin on this: the only reason why privatization of government functions isn't generating rainbows and unicorns is because those private companies have no choice but to deliberately suck, because they're forced to compete with the remaining government functions, and as you know, government is irredeemably incompetent. Only once all government functions are in private hands, the awesome switch will flip itself on.
 
2013-09-20 11:20:08 AM

TrollingForColumbine: What was wrong with snowden's background check? was there a problem?


The mind reader machine wasn't working that day?

(And they apparently followed procedure in this, found the initial charges, and maybe he wasn't having mental health issues then?)
 
2013-09-20 11:32:53 AM

BraveNewCheneyWorld: A background check is in fact, not an invasive telepathic audit of someone's entire being.  Apparently, some people believed otherwise.


THANKS FOR DISBANDING THE PSI-CORPS OBAMA!!!

/more like screw Warner Brothers for not wanting to spend any money on Babylon 5, letting TNT mess with Crusade (they are better as a new content producer now it seems)
 
2013-09-20 11:33:53 AM

Cpl.D: The concept of privatization isn't a bad thing.  The problem here, and where we're constantly running afoul, is that to politicians, privatization means cronies getting a nice fat chunk of government money and little to no oversight.


Then again in the US you're not going to have privatization of government that isn't going to result in such cronyism, so anyone bringing up the idea is not to be considered seriously.
 
2013-09-20 11:38:18 AM
Here's how privatization works (example)

100 government workers do their jobs and are paid a reasonable salary with benefits, and pay their taxes

Agency is privatized, on paper saving the government, whatever, a million bucks.

All those people lose their jobs and benefits. They cease paying taxes. They go on welfare and medicare, costing the government 2 million bucks.

Replacement workers (not enough to do the job, say 75) are hired by the private company at minimum wage, no benefits. Guy at the top pays himself $800k. The new workers  pay no taxes, as they don't make enough, and they also rely on government handouts to pay their bills

And the quality of the service declines.

So, one guy gets rich, hundreds go on welfare. Net effect is an increase in expense to the government, with a decrease in quality of service provided.
 
2013-09-20 11:52:14 AM

Dubya's_Coke_Dealer: Here's how privatization works (example)

100 government workers do their jobs and are paid a reasonable salary with benefits, and pay their taxes

Agency is privatized, on paper saving the government, whatever, a million bucks.

All those people lose their jobs and benefits. They cease paying taxes. They go on welfare and medicare, costing the government 2 million bucks.

Replacement workers (not enough to do the job, say 75) are hired by the private company at minimum wage, no benefits. Guy at the top pays himself $800k. The new workers  pay no taxes, as they don't make enough, and they also rely on government handouts to pay their bills

And the quality of the service declines.

So, one guy gets rich, hundreds go on welfare. Net effect is an increase in expense to the government, with a decrease in quality of service provided.


BINGO!
 
2013-09-20 12:00:54 PM
Um, why wouldn't Snowden pass a background check? As far as I know he had zero problems before he took the data and ran.
 
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