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(KSAT San Antonio)   Puppies born without legs can make it on their own. Those little guys. They have the heart of a champion. Just keep scraping along... I don't know what I'm doing with my life. I'm thinking of getting into male modeling, or maybe high finance   (ksat.com ) divider line
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2013-09-19 11:57:12 PM  
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2013-09-20 12:05:21 AM  
I have a three legged cat, that is about the limit.
 
2013-09-20 12:12:20 AM  
What do you call a dog with no legs?

/Doesn't matter: he ain't gonna come anyway
 
2013-09-20 07:46:27 AM  
Came for li'l brudder, and he was first!!!

/slashies
 
2013-09-20 07:47:27 AM  
So why the hell was the anchor woman holding her tablet?  I mean seriously put the damn thing down and do the news.
 
2013-09-20 07:48:13 AM  
What do you do with a dog without legs?
Take it out for a drag.

/Veal, etc.
 
2013-09-20 07:53:31 AM  
Look, if you don't want the dogs, BRING THEM TO A FRIGGIN SHELTER YOU MONSTER.  At least they will be taken care of until they are adopted or put down humanely, not starving to death in a dumpster.
 
2013-09-20 07:56:57 AM  
Stay, Lump! Good boy!
 
2013-09-20 08:13:39 AM  

Minktastic Mink!: Stay, Lump! Good boy!


I think I'll name one Ubu.

/Good dog!
 
2013-09-20 08:25:59 AM  

AntonChigger: Look, if you don't want the dogs, BRING THEM TO A FRIGGIN SHELTER YOU MONSTER.  At least they will be taken care of until they are adopted or put down humanely, not starving to death in a dumpster.


THIS!
 
2013-09-20 08:27:34 AM  
CSB:  My cat has only 3 legs.. missing the front left.    Runs and jumps like a pro.. no need for a prosthetic.   Though i have considered it... she's 8 years old now though and doing just fine.. not sure how she'd handle it now ifi just put some plastic leg on her.
 
2013-09-20 08:27:52 AM  

AntonChigger: Look, if you don't want the dogs, BRING THEM TO A FRIGGIN SHELTER YOU MONSTER.  At least they will be taken care of until they are adopted or put down humanely, not starving to death in a dumpster.


The shelter they were taken to after being rescued was going to put them down...no space, 'specially not for tardy-dogs.
 
2013-09-20 08:37:05 AM  
Q: Where can you find a dog with no legs?

A: Right where you left him.
 
2013-09-20 08:39:22 AM  
images.theage.com.au

Willing to adopt one.
 
2013-09-20 08:50:47 AM  
What do you call a dog with no back legs, and steel testicles?

Sparky.
 
2013-09-20 08:50:59 AM  

Loaf's Tray: AntonChigger: Look, if you don't want the dogs, BRING THEM TO A FRIGGIN SHELTER YOU MONSTER.  At least they will be taken care of until they are adopted or put down humanely, not starving to death in a dumpster.

The shelter they were taken to after being rescued was going to put them down...no space, 'specially not for tardy-dogs.


Still better than a slow death in a dumpster
 
2013-09-20 08:57:05 AM  

AntonChigger: Loaf's Tray: AntonChigger: Look, if you don't want the dogs, BRING THEM TO A FRIGGIN SHELTER YOU MONSTER.  At least they will be taken care of until they are adopted or put down humanely, not starving to death in a dumpster.

The shelter they were taken to after being rescued was going to put them down...no space, 'specially not for tardy-dogs.

Still better than a slow death in a dumpster


Agreed - I'm just saying "dump 'em at a shelter" isn't a magic-bullet answer...
 
2013-09-20 09:09:31 AM  
These pups should ask Lentil about career opportunities.
 
2013-09-20 09:39:49 AM  
i.imgur.com

his name is Rover. Mars Rover.
 
2013-09-20 10:34:44 AM  
Poor little guys. I want to adopt one if I had room. Sent them $15 instead.

Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/Vision.of.Hope.Canine.Community

Donation link:  https://www.youcaring.com/pet-expenses/please-help-chula-and-her-fami l y-/88696
 
2013-09-20 10:42:36 AM  

MythDragon: [i.imgur.com image 500x338]

his name is Rover. Mars Rover.


How does that dog propel itself?  Farts?
 
2013-09-20 11:21:34 AM  

Bondith: MythDragon: [i.imgur.com image 500x338]

his name is Rover. Mars Rover.

How does that dog propel itself?  Farts?


The wheels are intentionally unbalanced, so as he sways side to side, it propels him, a little bit like hockey skates.
 
2013-09-20 11:57:02 AM  
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2013-09-20 11:59:27 AM  

Trocadero: Bondith: MythDragon: [i.imgur.com image 500x338]

his name is Rover. Mars Rover.

How does that dog propel itself?  Farts?

The wheels are intentionally unbalanced, so as he sways side to side, it propels him, a little bit like hockey skates.


I would seriously pay money to see that.  I don't know what it is about the combination of cute/tragic, but seriously... that could be a serious overload of d'awwwwww!
 
2013-09-20 12:13:19 PM  

phamwaa: What do you do with a dog without legs?
Take it out for a drag.

/Veal, etc.


i1136.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-20 12:36:56 PM  

offmymeds: phamwaa: What do you do with a dog without legs?
Take it out for a drag.

/Veal, etc.

[i1136.photobucket.com image 320x240]


The joke goes:  "I have a dog I named cigarette - every night I take him out for a drag"

/Fark the veal, give me a T-Bone
 
2013-09-20 12:37:41 PM  
Poor little pups, they are so cute.
 
2013-09-20 04:00:48 PM  

TNel: So why the hell was the anchor woman holding her tablet?  I mean seriously put the damn thing down and do the news.


I'm sure it was the script (in case the prompter craps out, they're always supposed to have a backup).

Reporters do that where I work (but with their cell phones) all the time. But even though I know what it is, it still looks wrong and unprofessional. It looks like they can't put their phone down for two seconds and do their job.
 
2013-09-20 04:57:53 PM  

Trocadero: Bondith: MythDragon: [i.imgur.com image 500x338]

his name is Rover. Mars Rover.

How does that dog propel itself?  Farts?

The wheels are intentionally unbalanced, so as he sways side to side, it propels him, a little bit like hockey skates.


Hope he didn't get stuck with the unit that has the wheel that goes wakka-wakka-wakka-wakka.
 
2013-09-20 09:22:59 PM  
Jargon Scott is back in business!
 
2013-09-20 10:14:17 PM  
I just emailed the reporter. I think my interns could make some prosthetics for those puppies. If we can make a connection, will you all chip in little dough to pay for some 3D printing?
 
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