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2013-09-19 11:42:29 PM  
STONER TOY!

/nttawwt
 
2013-09-19 11:53:28 PM  
I like how they make a point of telling you the sand is gluten free

/wait... what?
//I mean... the hell?
 
2013-09-20 12:33:09 AM  
What happens when you mix a Silly Putty ingredient and sand?

:(

/stupid subby
 
2013-09-20 12:35:34 AM  
That looks delicious.

What happens when I eat all of it?
 
2013-09-20 12:36:24 AM  

BuckTurgidson: That looks delicious.

What happens when I eat all of it?


You get your ass sandblasted the next day.
 
2013-09-20 12:37:05 AM  
Do not taunt Super Happy Fun Sand.
 
2013-09-20 12:38:10 AM  

BuckTurgidson: That looks delicious.

What happens when I eat all of it?


If you are worried because your child or pet has eaten some Kinetic Sand, do not fear, you can download the MSDS Sheet for your doctor or vet here:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/05bt15rarteiktq/MSDSKineticLQ.pdf
 
2013-09-20 12:38:22 AM  
Silly Putty and sand makes you cry to your parents, if my own life is to be believed.
 
2013-09-20 12:39:35 AM  
What do you get when you mix it with shag carpet?
 
2013-09-20 12:40:12 AM  
 
2013-09-20 12:40:31 AM  
Item 1: I'm about to play a massive order for that stuff, after seeing this. That looks crazy awesome.

Item 2: I couldn't help notice how it doesn't seem able to stand up under its own weight. Every time that hand model turned it into something taller than it is wide, it immediately started collapsing. So you can't make sand castles on your desk with it.
 
2013-09-20 12:41:28 AM  
Meanwhile, Silly Putty itself was in the $1 section of Target last month. Hadn't seen the stuff in years. Bought a bunch of them for stocking stuffers. Kept one for myself, and use it all the time now - especially when trying to avoid getting bored in meetings.
 
2013-09-20 12:42:15 AM  
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2013-09-20 12:42:30 AM  
FTFA:
"So is it safe? It better be: PDMS, a silicone agent found in caulk, can also be used as an antifoaming agent-something that both McDonald's and Wendy's list in their ingredients for Chicken McNuggets and french fries!"

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2013-09-20 12:42:42 AM  
ooh and further from the MSDS:

3.2 Mixtures:
Product made of silicon dioxide and polydimethyl siloxane

..and it is apparently flammable!

 5.1 Extinguishing media:
Water, Extinguishing powder, Foam, Carbon dioxide, Sand.
 
2013-09-20 12:43:22 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Item 1: I'm about to play a massive order for that stuff, after seeing this. That looks crazy awesome.

Item 2: I couldn't help notice how it doesn't seem able to stand up under its own weight. Every time that hand model turned it into something taller than it is wide, it immediately started collapsing. So you can't make sand castles on your desk with it.


With regard to Item 2, after Item 1 arrives, see what happens when you add a bit of water to the mix. Water could be your kinetic sand's Viagra.
 
2013-09-20 12:44:14 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I like how they make a point of telling you the sand is gluten free

/wait... what?
//I mean... the hell?


I thought that was strange as well.

I want some of this stuff!
 
2013-09-20 12:44:16 AM  
When I was at the mall last Friday, one of those kitschy stores had a demo of this stuff by their entrance. Played with it a bit. It was just... wrong. I left feeling like I had to wash sand off of my hands, sand that wasn't there.

Phantom sand.
 
2013-09-20 12:44:25 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I like how they make a point of telling you the sand is gluten free

/wait... what?
//I mean... the hell?


It'll be in aisle 5 of Whole Foods, next to the Gluten Free Lactose.

/not to be confused with the Lactose Free Gluten.
//neither of which will be free, I assure you.
 
2013-09-20 12:44:27 AM  

Xexi: BuckTurgidson: That looks delicious.

What happens when I eat all of it?

If you are worried because your child or pet has eaten some Kinetic Sand, do not fear, you can download the MSDS Sheet for your doctor or vet here:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/05bt15rarteiktq/MSDSKineticLQ.pdf


Some danger of ocular and vaginal irritation.
 
2013-09-20 12:45:17 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I like how they make a point of telling you the sand is gluten free

/wait... what?
//I mean... the hell?


I think playdoh has wheat in it, and if you have an allergy you cannot play with it.
 
2013-09-20 12:45:58 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: What do you get when you mix it with shag carpet?


The 1970's
 
2013-09-20 12:46:35 AM  
Also, I've played with this stuff and it's as amazing as it looks. But 20 bucks a bag? pass.
 
2013-09-20 12:46:49 AM  
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2013-09-20 12:48:38 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I like how they make a point of telling you the sand is gluten free

/wait... what?
//I mean... the hell?


Maybe something got lost in translation? Dunno. Homemade playdough is made with flour, though. And edible. Maybe they're letting you know that if your toddler with celiac accidentally puts it in his mouth, you don't have to freak out?

Colored Playdough
Materials

1 cup water
1 tablespoon vegetable oil
1/2 cup salt
1 tablespoon cream of tartar
Food coloringSaucepan
1 cup flour
 
2013-09-20 12:48:39 AM  

Xexi: ooh and further from the MSDS:

3.2 Mixtures:
Product made of silicon dioxide and polydimethyl siloxane

..and it is apparently flammable!

 5.1 Extinguishing media:
Water, Extinguishing powder, Foam, Carbon dioxide, Sand.


Step one: light sand on fire

Step two: pour sand on sand fire

Step three: profit?
 
2013-09-20 12:48:53 AM  
I got a iPhone 5 for Christmas, what did you get?
Sand.
What?
Sand.  A bucket of nasty sand that attracts every dust and dander particle in the house.  Also, it got in my eyes and my entire colon is impacted with it and I only touched it once.  My sister needed see gynecologist and my dog vomited his stomach out on the floor.  Cleans the wallpaper pretty well, though.
 
2013-09-20 12:49:56 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: What happens when you mix a Silly Putty ingredient and sand?

:(

/stupid subby


Sounds like you have kinetic sand in your vagina.
 
2013-09-20 12:49:56 AM  
50 pounds of silly putty!

Always wanted to buy a bunch of that crap, but never did.
 
2013-09-20 12:53:10 AM  

divx88: 50 pounds of silly putty!

Always wanted to buy a bunch of that crap, but never did.


Okay, now that is worthy of Letterman. In the best way possible.
 
2013-09-20 12:54:56 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Item 1: I'm about to play a massive order for that stuff, after seeing this. That looks crazy awesome.

Item 2: I couldn't help notice how it doesn't seem able to stand up under its own weight. Every time that hand model turned it into something taller than it is wide, it immediately started collapsing. So you can't make sand castles on your desk with it.


So, you can still make an American out of this stuff then.
 
2013-09-20 01:01:07 AM  

new_york_monty: HotWingAgenda: Item 1: I'm about to play a massive order for that stuff, after seeing this. That looks crazy awesome.

Item 2: I couldn't help notice how it doesn't seem able to stand up under its own weight. Every time that hand model turned it into something taller than it is wide, it immediately started collapsing. So you can't make sand castles on your desk with it.

With regard to Item 2, after Item 1 arrives, see what happens when you add a bit of water to the mix. Water could be your kinetic sand's Viagra.


Aw jeez. Lonely guys are going to buy this stuff and try to f*ck it, aren't they.
 
2013-09-20 01:01:14 AM  
It looks great but I'd be afraid of getting the sand in my penis.
 
2013-09-20 01:02:03 AM  
This stuff is SO awesome. It doesn't stick to your hands either! My autistic son LOVES it!
 
2013-09-20 01:02:12 AM  
God damn you HotWingAgenda. Seriously.
 
2013-09-20 01:08:16 AM  
Uhhh.... why not just buy some Silly Putty for a buck or two and put some sand in it?
 
2013-09-20 01:09:49 AM  

Mambo Bananapatch: God damn you HotWingAgenda. Seriously.


I am cracking up over here. That was beautiful.
 
2013-09-20 01:10:12 AM  

studiomusic: This stuff is SO awesome. It doesn't stick to your hands either! My autistic son LOVES it!


Even though it "only sticks to itself," it seems like this would be totally messy and a nightmare.  How is it for "actual, real-life play"?  I'm a nanny and work with some kids with autism, would love to find this stuff.
 
2013-09-20 01:13:54 AM  
It's not messy at all.
I think Brookstone sells it.
 
2013-09-20 01:15:18 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I like how they make a point of telling you the sand is gluten free

/wait... what?
//I mean... the hell?


It's satire of the whole gluten-free diet fad that's been around for the last couple years. Labeling a product as "gluten free" is a selling point for those who have bought into it.
 
2013-09-20 01:16:50 AM  
At first I thought I had some of this in my kids' closet already, called Moon Sand, but this looks smoother than that, maybe. Or maybe it has just been that they haven't played with it in such a long time I don't really remember.
 
2013-09-20 01:18:19 AM  

Xexi: ooh and further from the MSDS:

3.2 Mixtures:
Product made of silicon dioxide and polydimethyl siloxane

..and it is apparently flammable!

 5.1 Extinguishing media:
Water, Extinguishing powder, Foam, Carbon dioxide, Sand.


All food is technically flammable too. (Yes, you can set any solid food you eat on fire. It's one of the basic ways to measure the calories in the food.)
 
2013-09-20 01:19:15 AM  
So what are you supposed to DO with it?
 
2013-09-20 01:24:33 AM  

Vitamin Pb: All food is technically flammable too. (Yes, you can set any solid food you eat on fire. It's one of the basic ways to measure the calories in the food.)


GREAT. Now I want to set a heaping pile of Carnation Instant Breakfast on fire. THANKS, GUY.
 
2013-09-20 01:24:47 AM  

zenferret: So what are you supposed to DO with it?


According to HotWingAgenda and Mambo Bananapatch, you are supposed to fornicate it.

Possibly with the horse you rode in on.
 
2013-09-20 01:25:36 AM  

Thraeryn: Vitamin Pb: All food is technically flammable too. (Yes, you can set any solid food you eat on fire. It's one of the basic ways to measure the calories in the food.)

GREAT. Now I want to set a heaping pile of Carnation Instant Breakfast on fire. THANKS, GUY.


Crap, now I want to try that.
 
2013-09-20 01:25:59 AM  
Worst. Anal. Lube. Evar.
 
2013-09-20 01:26:10 AM  

Vitamin Pb: zenferret: So what are you supposed to DO with it?

According to HotWingAgenda and Mambo Bananapatch, you are supposed to fornicate it.

Possibly with the horse you rode in on.


Go pound sand, in other words.
 
2013-09-20 01:31:22 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Item 1: I'm about to play a massive order for that stuff, after seeing this. That looks crazy awesome.

Item 2: I couldn't help notice how it doesn't seem able to stand up under its own weight. Every time that hand model turned it into something taller than it is wide, it immediately started collapsing. So you can't make sand castles on your desk with it.


Uhm...kinetic?
 
2013-09-20 01:32:09 AM  
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