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(Gawker)   Not news: Man has 10 fingers. HOLY CRAP WTF: None of them are thumbs   (gawker.com) divider line 81
    More: Scary, Holy Crap, thumbs  
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15594 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Sep 2013 at 10:49 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-19 09:24:03 PM  
Sorry for the guy, but no opposable digit means not a member of species Homo, much less genus Sapiens. Must be Satan's spawn.
 
2013-09-19 09:55:23 PM  
I'm not saying he's an alien....
 
2013-09-19 10:04:34 PM  
Worst. Hitchhiker. Ever.
 
2013-09-19 10:04:37 PM  
www.badassoftheweek.com
 
2013-09-19 10:51:51 PM  
It's amazing how much of the content on the internet originates with reddit.
 
2013-09-19 10:55:19 PM  

bearded clamorer: Worst. Hitchhiker. Ever.


Do not try to hitchhike from the dynamite monkey
 
2013-09-19 10:55:41 PM  
And we linked to blog spam instead of the original thread because...?
 
2013-09-19 10:56:20 PM  

freak7: It's amazing how much of the content on the internet fark originates with reddit.

 
2013-09-19 10:56:57 PM  

UrinalPooper: And we linked to blog spam instead of the original thread because...?


Facts just get in the way of a good thread.
 
2013-09-19 10:58:17 PM  
Earlier today a Reddit user posted a photo of a female coworker: "This employed (sic) at my has five fingers per hand...but no thumbs."

Forget the non thumb thumbs..that man hand would creep me out more!!
 
2013-09-19 11:01:04 PM  
Sorry, can't have it...

www.folievintage.fr
 
2013-09-19 11:03:49 PM  
Nephilim
 
2013-09-19 11:05:32 PM  
Bet that dude can do some awesome piano playing...
 
2013-09-19 11:05:57 PM  
huh.  I've never once seen a finger that's a thumb.
 
2013-09-19 11:07:16 PM  

SuperNinjaToad: Earlier today a Reddit user posted a photo of a female coworker: "This employed (sic) at my has five fingers per hand...but no thumbs."

Forget the non thumb thumbs..that man hand would creep me out more!!


img.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-19 11:07:39 PM  
I didn't want to sleep anyway.
 
2013-09-19 11:08:47 PM  

radarlove: Nephilim


Oh, those naughty, naughty angels.
 
2013-09-19 11:09:21 PM  
Is this worse than being all thumbs?
 
2013-09-19 11:10:07 PM  
Meh.
truefunnystories.info
 
2013-09-19 11:11:05 PM  

simplicimus: radarlove: Nephilim

Oh, those naughty, naughty angels.


Going from that life to this, I have a difficult time blaming them.

Besides, poon is sweet.
 
2013-09-19 11:12:02 PM  
Fark relink of a Gawker relink of a Reddit link.

We have officially reached "human news centipede", people.
 
2013-09-19 11:13:16 PM  
Actually submitter, that person does have thumbs, if you chose to read down further the page where someone explained what the medical condition was that produced thumbs with three joints rather than two.
 
2013-09-19 11:13:35 PM  
Not a very good gardener probably.
 
2013-09-19 11:14:32 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: Meh.
[truefunnystories.info image 500x335]


Must have had a visit from the Tailor.
images.theage.com.au
 
2013-09-19 11:14:39 PM  
Okay, I learned something new today.
 
2013-09-19 11:16:10 PM  

radarlove: simplicimus: radarlove: Nephilim

Oh, those naughty, naughty angels.

Going from that life to this, I have a difficult time blaming them.

Besides, poon is sweet.


To heck with hanging around singing praises for eternity, I'm going down there and get some.
 
2013-09-19 11:21:58 PM  

MBooda: Ow! That was my feelings!: Meh.
[truefunnystories.info image 500x335]

Must have had a visit from the Tailor.
[images.theage.com.au image 620x349]


How come you know about that?
 
2013-09-19 11:23:25 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: MBooda: Ow! That was my feelings!: Meh.
[truefunnystories.info image 500x335]

Must have had a visit from the Tailor.
[images.theage.com.au image 620x349]

How come you know about that?


I saw that book in a used bookstore once.
 
2013-09-19 11:23:49 PM  
The person who took that first picture and put it online is a terrible person and should feel bad.
 
2013-09-19 11:24:05 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

But have you ever seen a man with no pinkies?
 
2013-09-19 11:24:19 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: MBooda: Ow! That was my feelings!: Meh.
[truefunnystories.info image 500x335]

Must have had a visit from the Tailor.
[images.theage.com.au image 620x349]

How come you know about that?


This is Fark. No matter what you know, someone else knows about it too.
 
2013-09-19 11:25:15 PM  

UsikFark: Quantum Apostrophe: MBooda: Ow! That was my feelings!: Meh.
[truefunnystories.info image 500x335]

Must have had a visit from the Tailor.
[images.theage.com.au image 620x349]

How come you know about that?

I saw that book in a used bookstore once.


It's a 19th century German kid's book. Stuff of nightmares.
 
2013-09-19 11:26:13 PM  
Man hands indeed
 
2013-09-19 11:26:32 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: UsikFark: Quantum Apostrophe: MBooda: Ow! That was my feelings!: Meh.
[truefunnystories.info image 500x335]

Must have had a visit from the Tailor.
[images.theage.com.au image 620x349]

How come you know about that?

I saw that book in a used bookstore once.

It's a 19th century German kid's book. Stuff of nightmares.


I gathered as much in the bookstore.
 
2013-09-19 11:30:21 PM  
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
 
2013-09-19 11:36:20 PM  

Notabunny: SuperNinjaToad: Earlier today a Reddit user posted a photo of a female coworker: "This employed (sic) at my has five fingers per hand...but no thumbs."

Forget the non thumb thumbs..that man hand would creep me out more!!

[img.photobucket.com image 221x340]


Dude, now my computer needs an exorcism.

/Dammit
 
2013-09-19 11:38:54 PM  
This must've been a confusing book as a child...
www.kidsbooksblog.com
 
2013-09-19 11:45:08 PM  
ZOMG. Birth defects exist. Color me shocked, shocked I say. Definitely FARK-worthy.
 
2013-09-19 11:49:58 PM  
Actually, every thumb has three joints....

/count them yourselves, morans....
 
2013-09-19 11:50:34 PM  
Damn, must be hard to play on a console.
 
2013-09-20 12:03:32 AM  
I saw in the comments "give this woman a piano" I play guitar, piano and bass (studied music in college) and yes it is pretty useful!

GATTACA!!! The guy with the six fingers per hand that can play pieces nobody else can. This guy is the same but without thumbs. Holy shiat!
 
2013-09-20 12:06:30 AM  
i27.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-20 12:08:44 AM  

freak7: It's amazing how much of the content on the internet originates with reddit.


There's two reasons why:

1.- Reddit reached critical mass. Once you do that, tons of content is going to come out snice there's a lot of people using the service. I mean, A LOT. See how everything nowadays is related to soem Facebook or Twitter post? Same on reddit but on a smaller scale.

2.- Most of the "news" sites just scour content from other websites so they can rehost it and add basically nothing. Some would say they're just useless, but actually they provide a service: they're curating the content. I'm not touching reddit even with a ten feet pole, so they're doing me a favour. It's a disgusting website. (Talking about the interface, not really disturbing stuff like r/spacedicks, r/toddlersandtiaras, r/rapeisgood, etc.)

So yeah, reddit produces tons of content, but it's also used by tons of sites who're too lazy to create their own stuff.
 
2013-09-20 12:09:13 AM  
Pixels, shops etc...

/reads article

Holy shiate! That's a real thing?
 
2013-09-20 12:13:13 AM  
I seem to recall a thread from some time back about a 12-fingered guy that was disqualified from a tournament involving one of those guitar games.  Since he didn't need to move his fingers to play he did phenomenally well.
 
2013-09-20 12:13:21 AM  
You can never be too rich, too thin or have too many fingers.
 
2013-09-20 12:22:10 AM  
So, chimpanzee hybrid? Don't see a monkey hand problem, how's her monkey mouth super power working out?
 
2013-09-20 12:31:53 AM  
Yeppers123456Neetzan Zimmerman
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Stories like this are how I know I am officially an old person with some perspective and most importantly, some farking manners. Good grief, kids - people in this world exist who were born different than you! There are people born with no legs, eyes that don't work, three nipples, and equipped with penises and vaginas. Guess what? They are worthy of respect, not this "up skirt" secret photograph that someone takes voyueristically and posts to the Internet.


I would pay seriously money for that photograph.
 
2013-09-20 12:32:39 AM  
siliconebaby.files.wordpress.com

A thread about weird hands, and no Megan Fox toe-thumb yet?
 
2013-09-20 12:35:46 AM  

MBooda: Ow! That was my feelings!: Meh.
[truefunnystories.info image 500x335]

Must have had a visit from the Tailor.
[images.theage.com.au image 620x349]


Little Augustus who would not eat his soup...that book is sitting about three feet from my head as I write this.
 
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