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(Yahoo)   Dogfish Head beer? Yeah, some folks drink it, I bathe in it   (travel.yahoo.com ) divider line
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2013-09-19 09:01:24 PM  
Boobies. beer beer
 
2013-09-19 09:01:58 PM  
Finally a good use for all that ultra hoppy bitter swill everyone is trying to push. More hops does not beer any better.
 
2013-09-19 09:03:23 PM  
I've been bathing in Sierra Nevada beer all week.
 
2013-09-19 09:06:12 PM  
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2013-09-19 09:08:02 PM  
You bathe in it, everyone else turns away.
 
2013-09-19 09:08:04 PM  
"Unknown to many, beer has some curative effects," says Nancy Deaton, spa director at The Lodge at Woodloch. "It hydrates the skin and acts as an exfoliant. It also adds volume and shine to one's hair."

Well by that logic wouldn't farkers be the most beautiful people? Or do those effects not come from drinking the beer?
 
2013-09-19 09:13:06 PM  

astouffer: Finally a good use for all that ultra hoppy bitter swill everyone is trying to push. More hops does not beer any better.


Midas Touch isn't even close to hoppy or bitter.
 
2013-09-19 09:17:56 PM  
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2013-09-19 09:18:01 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: astouffer: Finally a good use for all that ultra hoppy bitter swill everyone is trying to push. More hops does not beer any better.

Midas Touch isn't even close to hoppy or bitter.


This!!! 1000 ITUs (International Truth Units) of this. Still give you a 6/10 astouffer for being quick to the task at hand.
 
2013-09-19 09:20:37 PM  
Dogfish Head is awful and they should feel awful.
 
2013-09-19 09:23:33 PM  

LionHound: TuteTibiImperes: astouffer: Finally a good use for all that ultra hoppy bitter swill everyone is trying to push. More hops does not beer any better.

Midas Touch isn't even close to hoppy or bitter.

This!!! 1000 ITUs (International Truth Units) of this. Still give you a 6/10 astouffer for being quick to the task at hand.


Not an astroturfer, just grew up in Delaware, so I know a thing or two about DFH.
 
2013-09-19 09:26:42 PM  
The owner of Dogfish Head seems like a nice guy, but the beer totally sucks.
 
2013-09-19 09:27:51 PM  
90 minute IPA is actually something to behold.


BTW, I love beer, but I don't get the beer snobbery.  Here's what drinking beer should involve:

1) do you like the beer?   Yes?  Drink it.

Thats about it.
 
2013-09-19 09:33:48 PM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: The owner of Dogfish Head seems like a nice guy, but the beer totally sucks.


You shut your whore mouth. 90 Minute IPA is one of my favorite beers to start off the night with.
 
2013-09-19 09:39:47 PM  

tripleseven: 90 minute IPA is actually something to behold.


Came here to say this.  But more than two bottles of that stuff will mess you up.
 
2013-09-19 09:46:03 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: astouffer: Finally a good use for all that ultra hoppy bitter swill everyone is trying to push. More hops does not beer any better.

Midas Touch isn't even close to hoppy or bitter.


9% alcohol. Bleh, high alcohol beer tastes like bad brandy.
 
2013-09-19 09:55:15 PM  

abhorrent1: Dogfish Head is awful and they should feel awful.


Yes, clearly. Their sales numbers clearly reflect their massive suck factor.
 
2013-09-19 09:57:33 PM  
90 minute is one of the best beers available, anyone who doesn't like it probably thinks their Belgian prison wine, excuse me trappist ales, are better.
 
2013-09-19 09:58:42 PM  

tripleseven: 90 minute IPA is actually something to behold.



Yes, This! The 120 minute is a beautiful beer, too. 

BTW, I love beer, but I don't get the beer snobbery.  Here's what drinking beer should involve:

1) do you like the beer?   Yes?  Drink it.

Thats about it.



This, too. I'll suggest plenty of beers to you, but I won't judge what is or isn't in your fridge.
 
2013-09-19 10:01:45 PM  
Occasionally, the spa offers a 25-minute hair beer rinse at $40.

I could DIY that for about 3 bucks.
 
2013-09-19 10:04:20 PM  
I'm not a huge fan of most of Dogfish's offerings, but I am a big fan of what they are doing. Just because the majority of their beers don't appeal to me, doesn't mean I can't appreciate the creativity with which they approach their craft.

I'm debating drinking the 120 Minute I have in my fridge.
 
2013-09-19 10:04:57 PM  
Insta-yeast infection, ladies?
 
2013-09-19 10:09:21 PM  

Soupysales: I'm not a huge fan of most of Dogfish's offerings, but I am a big fan of what they are doing. Just because the majority of their beers don't appeal to me, doesn't mean I can't appreciate the creativity with which they approach their craft.

I'm debating drinking the 120 Minute I have in my fridge.


What year is it?
 
2013-09-19 10:19:48 PM  

duffblue: 90 minute is one of the best beers available, anyone who doesn't like it probably thinks their Belgian prison wine, excuse me trappist ales, are better.




Can't I like both?

/just polished off a DFH 750ml bottle of Black & Blue
 
2013-09-19 10:22:05 PM  
Their Festina Peache is a failure and they should retire that attempt.

Otherwise, full tilt boogie, DFH!
 
2013-09-19 10:24:20 PM  
Shostie:

Needs more dog.
 
2013-09-19 10:26:09 PM  
...coming up on the season, Punkin Ale is one of the best pumpkin beers available.
 
2013-09-19 10:26:47 PM  
Then, Smith walked over to the port wine tubAnd gave it just a few hard knocksStarted takin' off his pantaloonsLikewise his shoes and socks."Hold on, " says Brown, "that ain't allowedYa cannot do that down here.Don't go washin' out your trousers in the port wine tubWhen we got some Dogfish beer!
 
2013-09-19 10:27:06 PM  
Ha!  Drinking the Palo Santo Marron right now!
 
2013-09-19 10:27:06 PM  

Thew00tbroughtme: What year is it?


This year.
 
2013-09-19 10:28:40 PM  

abhorrent1: Dogfish Head is awful and they should feel awful.


I tried their pumpkin ale. It was good but made my pee cloudy.
 
2013-09-19 10:30:47 PM  

Soupysales: Thew00tbroughtme: What year is it?

This year.


Go for it. Nice beer. Tether yourself to something. I gave a bottle to a friend of mine and her wife found her wandering the neighborhood at 3 a.m.

I love it. Can't get it in GA due to ABV limits, so I stop in Hagerstown, MD at the Wooden Keg once a year during my yearly trek to PA.
 
2013-09-19 10:30:54 PM  
Anyone who bathes in beer rather than drinks it needs a kick hard enough to chlorinate the gene pool.
 
2013-09-19 10:31:28 PM  
They first tried using Three Floyds Dark Lord Imperial Stout. But it had some rather....negative effects.

www.geekalerts.com
 
2013-09-19 10:38:24 PM  
I had a Dogfish ale once that I swear was about 24% alcohol... I barely made the 1/2 mile home after 1
 
2013-09-19 10:39:45 PM  

b0rg9: Their Festina Peache is a failure and they should retire that attempt.

Otherwise, full tilt boogie, DFH!




Ah, I like that one. Then again, I'm a fan of sour beers.
 
2013-09-19 10:47:39 PM  

cwheelie: I had a Dogfish ale once that I swear was about 24% alcohol... I barely made the 1/2 mile home after 1


You suck
 
2013-09-19 10:53:23 PM  

Thew00tbroughtme: Go for it. Nice beer. Tether yourself to something. I gave a bottle to a friend of mine and her wife found her wandering the neighborhood at 3 a.m.

I love it. Can't get it in GA due to ABV limits, so I stop in Hagerstown, MD at the Wooden Keg once a year during my yearly trek to PA.


It is treacherous. I've had it before, but Dogfish seems to have a greater tendency for variation in their beers year to year, so I never know what to expect.

I assume the w00t in your name refers the Stone's w00tstout? I have a couple of those as well. It's not my favorite style, but I have to give it a try.
 
2013-09-19 10:58:50 PM  

Soupysales: Thew00tbroughtme: Go for it. Nice beer. Tether yourself to something. I gave a bottle to a friend of mine and her wife found her wandering the neighborhood at 3 a.m.

I love it. Can't get it in GA due to ABV limits, so I stop in Hagerstown, MD at the Wooden Keg once a year during my yearly trek to PA.

It is treacherous. I've had it before, but Dogfish seems to have a greater tendency for variation in their beers year to year, so I never know what to expect.

I assume the w00t in your name refers the Stone's w00tstout? I have a couple of those as well. It's not my favorite style, but I have to give it a try.


Yeah, I've lurked hear for years. YEARS, I SAY! Tried that beer, and felt like it was time to join up. So, the w00t brought me. Stouts are my favorite, and the w00t is nice. Really nice on tap.
 
2013-09-19 11:00:45 PM  
Here, even.
 
2013-09-19 11:06:53 PM  
I'm not a fan of their IPAs (or anyone's IPA, really), but their Santo Marron, Raison d'Etre, and Ancient Ales series are all serious contenders for my favorite brew. I'm even enjoying the Festina Peche I have in the fridge now. That said, I wouldn't want to bathe in any of 'em.
 
2013-09-19 11:43:45 PM  

Thew00tbroughtme: Yeah, I've lurked hear for years. YEARS, I SAY! Tried that beer, and felt like it was time to join up. So, the w00t brought me. Stouts are my favorite, and the w00t is nice. Really nice on tap.


Is there anything beer can't do? You became a formal member of a website due to its owner and the guy from Toy Soldiers brewing a funky concoction. Kind of crazy.

Like the 120, I'm thinking the w00tstout is more of a weekend beer.
 
2013-09-20 01:53:39 AM  
Don't ask me about why Coors is said to taste like my urine.

I've never drank my urine.

Horse Heaven Hills Dark Cherry Stout. http://www.horseheavenhillsbrewery.com/Pages/default.aspx

It sounds girly, but will put hair on her chest.

Live long in Prosser.

Try Hinzerling, or Pontin wines. And the veal.

/Damn, I'm going to retire there.
//they like a man with all his teeth
///even if half are in your pocket.
 
2013-09-20 02:18:19 AM  
"I swear officer, I was just at the spa!"
 
2013-09-20 04:15:38 AM  

tripleseven: 90 minute IPA is actually something to behold.


BTW, I love beer, but I don't get the beer snobbery.  Here's what drinking beer should involve:

1) do you like the beer?   Yes?  Drink it.

Thats about it.


Thank you.
 
2013-09-20 04:50:37 AM  

Thew00tbroughtme: abhorrent1: Dogfish Head is awful and they should feel awful.

Yes, clearly. Their sales numbers clearly reflect their massive suck factor.


Budweiser, coors, miller.  All sell better.  So by your logic, better beer.

Right?
 
2013-09-20 07:28:55 AM  
A friend gave me a 6 pack as a gift when I moved into my new place. That was 3 years ago and I still have 5  in the fridge.  I couldnt even give it away to my college aged 'frat bro" cousisn. That about sums it up.
 
2013-09-20 08:36:08 AM  
Sounds like Sam Calagione found a way to sell the ruined batches of beer that otherwise would have to be dumped down the drain.

Festina Peche was really excellent a couple years ago, but it's wildly inconsistent from year to year.
 
2013-09-20 09:18:29 AM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: The owner of Dogfish Head seems like a nice guy, but the beer totally sucks.


6/10
 
2013-09-20 09:21:37 AM  

Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadu: I'm a fan of sour beers.


They're an abomination.
 
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