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2013-09-19 08:35:44 PM  
Pics or it didn't happen
 
2013-09-19 08:54:05 PM  
Sluts For Allah!

/I think they're really trying to avoid ending up as one of those heavenly virgins the martyrs get
//martyrs don't look so good after they're been martyrized
 
2013-09-19 08:59:17 PM  
Yeah, I hope they have hiv.
 
2013-09-19 08:59:40 PM  
So do they have to stone them for being sluts after farking them? Any Koran experts here?
 
2013-09-19 09:02:32 PM  

humanshrapnel: So do they have to stone them for being sluts after farking them? Any Koran experts here?


I'm no expert, but I do remember hearing about this hours-long sham marriage thing before as a fig leaf for both prostitution and raping prisoners set to be executed (I want to say the latter was in Iran, but I may be misremembering that). Apparently that can make it all OK.
 
2013-09-19 09:05:52 PM  
Well, at lest we got a great band name out of it: "Sexual Jihad"
 
2013-09-19 09:06:13 PM  
www.homepagedaily.com
+ 1 Subs
 
2013-09-19 09:06:56 PM  
Religion of Piece (of @55)
 
2013-09-19 09:07:22 PM  
And these are the good guys we want to figth for
 
Biv
2013-09-19 09:07:24 PM  
Made me laugh subs.  +1 indeed.
 
2013-09-19 09:07:58 PM  

humanshrapnel: So do they have to stone them for being sluts after farking them? Any Koran experts here?


Nope. Doesn't work that way. The ones that get stoned are the ones who were viewed as property (wives, daughters) who lost their value. No one stones a quality slut.
 
2013-09-19 09:08:08 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: And these are the good guys we want to figth for


That just sounded like a yahoo answer question
 
2013-09-19 09:08:16 PM  
Cheerleaders, meet the jocks.

Somebody hep me out here:

In this corner, we have...
In this corner , we have.....
For the coroner, we have.......
 
2013-09-19 09:08:36 PM  
Oh and Islam? WHERE IS YOUR MARTIN LUTHER?
 
2013-09-19 09:09:41 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: And these are the good guys we want to figth for


There are no good guys with this group.  It's like the enemy of our enemy is our friend.
 
2013-09-19 09:10:31 PM  
Farking for Allah.
 
2013-09-19 09:10:38 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-09-19 09:11:53 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: drjekel_mrhyde: And these are the good guys we want to figth for

That just sounded like a yahoo answer question


They need to do way instain woman.
 
2013-09-19 09:12:14 PM  

Bigdogdaddy: drjekel_mrhyde: And these are the good guys we want to figth for

There are no good guys with this group.  It's like the enemy of our enemy is our friend.


No... the enemy of my enemy dies next.
 
2013-09-19 09:15:15 PM  
Jihad on your Penis?
It's more likely than you think.
 
2013-09-19 09:15:45 PM  
plancksconstant.org
 
2013-09-19 09:16:41 PM  
This is how you win a war.   The west might be in trouble if the "sluts for allah"  campaign takes off.
 
2013-09-19 09:17:48 PM  
Why can't this happen to me when I'm doing something worthwhile like mowing the lawn or detailing my truck or rebuilding a motorcycle or j... oh wait, yeah, guess it has happened. Nevermind, not so upset now.
 
2013-09-19 09:18:34 PM  
GIS for Tunisian girls brings up some interesting images

www.efitnessnow.com
 
2013-09-19 09:23:18 PM  
That we whole region really needs to learn when they're being trolled.
 
2013-09-19 09:23:43 PM  
And from the Daily Fail....there so much b/s in this story, I'm surprised it doesn't moo.
 
2013-09-19 09:27:58 PM  

NewWorldDan: humanshrapnel: So do they have to stone them for being sluts after farking them? Any Koran experts here?

Nope. Doesn't work that way. The ones that get stoned are the ones who were viewed as property (wives, daughters) who lost their value. No one stones a quality slut.


There was an American who was kidnapped by Somalis who converted to stop from being raped as her captors told her that it was okay to rape infidels. Her logic was sound but it didn't stop them from raping her... why? Because... that's why.
 
2013-09-19 09:28:11 PM  

Gyrfalcon: And from the Daily Fail....there so much b/s in this story, I'm surprised it doesn't moo.


This. Also: 4 April 2013

I wouldn't be surprised if the Fail got caught up in someone's April Fools joke.
 
2013-09-19 09:29:11 PM  
Well...............wadda ya gonna do...........
 
2013-09-19 09:30:32 PM  
sullydish.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-19 09:31:33 PM  
over 100,000 men and 13 women. that's 7,700 each. if the women die on their jihad and go to heaven they must get like 1 million virgins each
 
2013-09-19 09:32:25 PM  
Ah the wonders of organized religion.

So you kill for your god. Good for you. You really believe your god condones your version of religious justice? That's  good

All the while preach the virtues against drinking, porno, women  and all that other mumbo jumbo, but go out and fark the hell out some fellow other religious zealot cause that's ok cause you need a diversion from killing another human, again in the name of your religion.  Whoopee.

That's okay. Really makes me respect the religion they base there worthless acts on.

Hope they all get AIDS and die a long agonizing death all in the name of there god. That would be ironic.
 
2013-09-19 09:32:43 PM  
Hmmm, a bit more searching turns up this story (which actually is from today)

Tunisian girls return home pregnant after 'sexual jihad' in Syria

It's Al Arabiya, so it just might be legit.
 
2013-09-19 09:33:30 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: And these are the good guys we want to figth for


You do know this happens in the US as well, and in far greater numbers.
 
2013-09-19 09:34:25 PM  

humanshrapnel: So do they have to stone them for being sluts after farking them? Any Koran experts here?


A fatwah is not what you have been led to believe.  It is an answer to a question.  It is an answer as to whether something is allowed or not.  So when they put a "fatwah" on Salman Rushdie, the imams were answering "yes" to the question of "can we kill this guy without risking eternal damnation?"  In this case, the imams are saying "yes" to the question of "can we have these hot girls bang us without either of us suffering eternal damnation?"

Since the imams said yes, no stoning.

From the followers of those imams.

But, how many different imams or sects of islam could there possibly be?
 
2013-09-19 09:34:39 PM  

Bigdogdaddy: [sullydish.files.wordpress.com image 439x514]


I got the same pic GIS for hairy veil.
 
2013-09-19 09:42:56 PM  

Bigdogdaddy: [sullydish.files.wordpress.com image 439x514]


Holy moly.

And some people think that we're not related to apes.
 
2013-09-19 09:46:56 PM  

halB: humanshrapnel: So do they have to stone them for being sluts after farking them? Any Koran experts here?

A fatwah is not what you have been led to believe.


I love chicken fatwahs.
 
2013-09-19 09:51:34 PM  
The sexual revolution will not be televised
 
2013-09-19 09:54:36 PM  

abhorrent1: GIS for Tunisian girls brings up some interesting images

[www.efitnessnow.com image 256x285]


Christ it looks like the Hindenburg trying to burst out!
 
2013-09-19 09:54:57 PM  

oddball318: The sexual revolution will not be televised

 
2013-09-19 10:01:51 PM  
Yep, that's just about right.
 
2013-09-19 10:02:47 PM  

fusillade762: Hmmm, a bit more searching turns up this story (which actually is from today)

Tunisian girls return home pregnant after 'sexual jihad' in Syria

It's Al Arabiya, so it just might be legit.


The story in La Presse (French language, Montreal), adds one detail:  Tunisian Interior Minister Ben Jeddo reported the story about the Tunisian women returning home pregnant after their "service" in an address to *members of the Tunisian National Assembly.*

http://www.lapresse.ca/international/dossiers/crise-dans-le-monde-ar ab e/syrie/201309/19/01-4691110-des-tunisiennes-en-syrie-pour-faire-le-dj ihad-du-sexe.php

/subby
 
2013-09-19 10:11:59 PM  
So, what you're saying is....a woman in your culture has to wear a full body bag, and she cant drive, go to school, or be seen with someone not her relative without being stoned to death for being a whore. BUT...if you are fighting a war, its ok for her to fark every slack jawed "Ackbar" shouting retard there is..as long as a cleric says it's ok? Hmmm...sounds more like you not only 1. Made up the whole control women rules to benefit men in the first place, and apparently, 2. can change "God's" rules at will, based on your reasons and needs.

So let me put it this way,,,ahem...

Your "religion" is mean to control women, totally, and keep them subservient and pregnant, illiterate and blind to the freedoms that exist outside of your backwards ass beliefs. It's obvious to everyone. It's about control, power, and subjugation of women. And not only is your religion guilty of that, then you have the balls to do a 180 and tell women its "ok" to lay down and get farked by every slack jawed knuckle dragger with a AK and limited vocabulary, just because some draconian cleric says its ok..its...."holy". No, its not, its another rule to benefit men, and totally transparent. The world sees through your obvious and sad "God" teachings. Get with the rest of the world and grow the fark up. You just look stupid.
 
2013-09-19 10:13:09 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Pics or it didn't happen


Scotty doesn't know that Fatima and me do it in my van every Friday
She tells him she's in Mosque but she doesn't go, still she's on her knees and
Scotty doesn't know, oh
 
2013-09-19 10:15:08 PM  

humanshrapnel: So do they have to stone them for being sluts after farking them? Any Koran experts here?


Actually, no.  They will get married before they have sex and then get divorced immediately after.  Plus, she'll probably get a dowery of $20 or so every time she gets married.
 
2013-09-19 10:16:48 PM  

abhorrent1: GIS for Tunisian girls brings up some interesting images

[www.efitnessnow.com image 256x285]


That's a 'Shop. His name is Bart and he's from Southwest Virtucky.
 
2013-09-19 10:17:43 PM  

21-7-b: over 100,000 men and 13 women. that's 7,700 each. if the women die on their jihad and go to heaven they must get like 1 million virgins each


Women who die in jihad get to be one of the heavenly virgins.
 
2013-09-19 10:19:21 PM  

Omahawg: [plancksconstant.org image 378x504]


(pitches tent in the desert that is my pants)
 
2013-09-19 10:23:43 PM  

meanmutton: humanshrapnel: So do they have to stone them for being sluts after farking them? Any Koran experts here?

Actually, no.  They will get married before they have sex and then get divorced immediately after.  Plus, she'll probably get a dowery of $20 or so every time she gets married.


$20? Hell thats cheap. I had to pay $200 the last time I got married and divorced in an hour.

\also why I film it.
\\No officer we're just acting
 
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