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(Some Guy)   Three penises retracted painlessly through the miracle of modern computing   ( divider line
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9958 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Sep 2013 at 8:52 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-09-19 05:41:37 PM  
That was not the story I was expecting. Although if you have to retract three penises, that's probably the easiest way to go.
2013-09-19 08:54:04 PM  
I take it this is the first step in making three penis wine?
2013-09-19 08:55:48 PM  
Didn't we just have a penis discussion yesterday?
2013-09-19 08:56:15 PM  
Von Boning is now my pornstar name.
2013-09-19 08:57:35 PM  

Cymbal: I take it this is the first step in making three penis wine?

Dangit, I came in here to make that reference!

Go snort a toilet seat!
2013-09-19 09:08:18 PM  
Well, I don't remember taking any mescaline this evening. But, after reading that article, the evidence is mounting...
2013-09-19 09:09:46 PM  
Typo? Nah.
2013-09-19 09:14:27 PM  
Were they named Alpher, Bethe, and Gamow?
2013-09-19 09:15:16 PM  
Retraction Watch makes FARK - I'm impressed
2013-09-19 09:18:55 PM  
that's nothing... look up 'ovarian teratoma in a biatch'
2013-09-19 09:27:56 PM  
Do you know how hard it is to find a deer penis?
2013-09-19 09:40:21 PM  
Retracted? it nearly rectum.
2013-09-19 10:31:52 PM  
Let's celebrate with Three Penis Wine!
2013-09-19 10:52:57 PM  
Keming matters, people!
2013-09-19 11:36:34 PM
2013-09-19 11:44:05 PM
2013-09-20 04:10:24 AM  
Can here I was expecting a nude photo of Helen Thomas.
2013-09-20 10:34:30 AM  
Well, at least they can make some wine now.
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