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(WTVR)   They say boys don't cry. Well neither do 21-year-old girls pretending to be 15-year-old boys so they can make out with teen girls   (wtvr.com) divider line 152
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2013-09-19 03:54:34 PM
Wasn't this the premise of some 80s comedy?
 
2013-09-19 04:07:38 PM
Griffith, of Clover Street in Hampton, is charged with seven counts of sexual battery, one count of crimes against nature and one count of piercing a minor.

Giggity.
 
2013-09-19 04:08:14 PM
FTA:  "This person is actually Stephanie Griffith, who is a 21 year old female," York-Poquoson Sheriff's Office Lt. Dennis Ivey, Jr. wrote in a media advisory. "It was also determined that Griffith had been having consensual sexual contact with the 15-year-old female in the woods and on several other occasions."
Griffith, of Clover Street in Hampton, is charged with seven counts of sexual battery, one count of crimes against nature and one count of piercing a minor.

 Piercing a minor?  I've never heard it called that before.  I wonder what she pierced her with.  Maybe a modified wooden toilet roller?

/Wow, just wow
 
2013-09-19 04:18:28 PM
and one count of piercing a minor.

ALL ABOARD THE USS FINGERBANG!
 
2013-09-19 04:21:15 PM
Great. She's a screamer.

Last year they all chipped in and got me a sweater.
 
2013-09-19 05:03:12 PM
Hi!  I am a complete lie!  Let me touch your vajoohoo!"
 
2013-09-19 05:03:46 PM
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2013-09-19 05:12:53 PM

naughtyrev: Wasn't this the premise of some 80s comedy?


More like this movie....

representationandthebodyspring2012.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-19 05:14:46 PM
Good girls don't. Good girls don't ... but she did.
 
2013-09-19 05:29:44 PM
You guys pointed out the piercing a minor, but what I want to know is, what the hell is a "crime against nature?" Did they accidentally knock over an old growth redwood while making out?
 
2013-09-19 05:38:22 PM

spman: You guys pointed out the piercing a minor, but what I want to know is, what the hell is a "crime against nature?" Did they accidentally knock over an old growth redwood while making out?


"Crime against nature" is a Bible Belt euphemism for any kind of sex that isn't vanilla and of-age.
 
2013-09-19 06:18:11 PM

spman: You guys pointed out the piercing a minor, but what I want to know is, what the hell is a "crime against nature?" Did they accidentally knock over an old growth redwood while making out?


Whatever you do, don't look at what's written all over our money.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-09-19 06:27:17 PM
The term "crime against nature" is much older than the Bible Belt, and probably much older than America. It's still on the books in Massachusetts.
 
2013-09-19 06:42:16 PM
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2013-09-19 06:43:05 PM

TuteTibiImperes: FTA:  "This person is actually Stephanie Griffith, who is a 21 year old female," York-Poquoson Sheriff's Office Lt. Dennis Ivey, Jr. wrote in a media advisory. "It was also determined that Griffith had been having consensual sexual contact with the 15-year-old female in the woods and on several other occasions."
Griffith, of Clover Street in Hampton, is charged with seven counts of sexual battery, one count of crimes against nature and one count of piercing a minor.
 Piercing a minor?  I've never heard it called that before.  I wonder what she pierced her with.  Maybe a modified wooden toilet roller?

/Wow, just wow


Came for the modified toilet roll holder, leaving giggity.
 
2013-09-19 06:52:47 PM
It's a reverse trap?
 
2013-09-19 06:53:06 PM
Maybe the crime against nature was because they are squirters?

///squirters!
 
2013-09-19 06:54:25 PM
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2013-09-19 06:56:44 PM
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2013-09-19 06:56:55 PM
'crimes against nature'?

31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-19 06:57:00 PM
www.showbiz411.com

"Hey, crazy lady. Stop giving us a bad rep".
 
2013-09-19 06:57:23 PM
Que up the social media and other media saying this is an LBGT*QIA issue and not statutory rape.  Wait, she's not as cute, so move along.
 
2013-09-19 06:58:49 PM

ramblinwreck: Que up the social media and other media saying this is an LBGT*QIA issue and not statutory rape.  Wait, she's not as cute, so move along.


I'm sure some of the Pedo Defense Brigade will step up to joust for her.
 
2013-09-19 06:59:00 PM

TuteTibiImperes: FTA:  "This person is actually Stephanie Griffith, who is a 21 year old female," York-Poquoson Sheriff's Office Lt. Dennis Ivey, Jr. wrote in a media advisory. "It was also determined that Griffith had been having consensual sexual contact with the 15-year-old female in the woods and on several other occasions."
Griffith, of Clover Street in Hampton, is charged with seven counts of sexual battery, one count of crimes against nature and one count of piercing a minor.
 Piercing a minor?  I've never heard it called that before.  I wonder what she pierced her with.  Maybe a modified wooden toilet roller?

/Wow, just wow


/approves
 
2013-09-19 06:59:34 PM

Here's the picture of the person who reported the screams:



unfilteredpop.files.wordpress.com

 
2013-09-19 07:01:50 PM
I finally know what a Beiber is!
 
2013-09-19 07:02:26 PM

All2morrowsparTs: I finally know what a Beiber is!


Just another douche?.
 
2013-09-19 07:05:40 PM

netweavr: It's a reverse trap?


Reverse crying game
 
2013-09-19 07:06:09 PM

TuteTibiImperes: FTA:  "This person is actually Stephanie Griffith, who is a 21 year old female," York-Poquoson Sheriff's Office Lt. Dennis Ivey, Jr. wrote in a media advisory. "It was also determined that Griffith had been having consensual sexual contact with the 15-year-old female in the woods and on several other occasions."
Griffith, of Clover Street in Hampton, is charged with seven counts of sexual battery, one count of crimes against nature and one count of piercing a minor.
 Piercing a minor?  I've never heard it called that before.  I wonder what she pierced her with.  Maybe a modified wooden toilet roller?

/Wow, just wow


She used a female-to-female adapter.
s8.postimg.org
Like this.
 
2013-09-19 07:07:31 PM

dletter: naughtyrev: Wasn't this the premise of some 80s comedy?

More like this movie....

[representationandthebodyspring2012.files.wordpress.com image 280x400]


It always bugged me how much like a guy she was able to look in that movie.
 
2013-09-19 07:08:17 PM

dletter: naughtyrev: Wasn't this the premise of some 80s comedy?

More like this movie....

[representationandthebodyspring2012.files.wordpress.com image 280x400]


I always felt bad for him/her. auburn, nebraska is about the least welcoming place I can think of for folks who are...different.

seriously. it's weird down there.

/yeah...I'm looking at you, rulo
 
2013-09-19 07:09:50 PM
"Griffith, of Clover Street in Hampton, is charged with seven counts of sexual battery, one count of crimes against nature and one count of piercing a minor."

Say what now?
 
2013-09-19 07:10:46 PM
Girls who are boysWho like boys to be girlsWho do boys like they're girlsWho do girls like they're boysAlways should be someone, you really love

/I had no idea Blur did that song until 2 minutes ago
 
2013-09-19 07:11:37 PM
Formatting fail
 
2013-09-19 07:12:28 PM
xfinity.comcast.net

Back when Tom Hanks USED to be cool... and hip...
 
2013-09-19 07:12:49 PM
Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls
Who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone, you really love
 
2013-09-19 07:13:08 PM

Igor Jakovsky: netweavr: It's a reverse trap?

Reverse crying game


Smiling Game?
 
Skr
2013-09-19 07:13:42 PM
Perhaps she was using one of the NSFW Feeldoes (wiki entry)
In the dark, with an inexperienced teen, the 20 year old could probably easily get away with it.

/she does look like a 15 year old boy
 
2013-09-19 07:14:20 PM

ramblinwreck: Que up the social media and other media saying this is an LBGT*QIA issue and not statutory rape.  Wait, she's not as cute, so move along.


www.trilobite.org
 
2013-09-19 07:16:10 PM
She looks like an older version of that girl from "Game of Thrones".
 
2013-09-19 07:16:31 PM

Mister Buttons: Girls who are boysWho like boys to be girlsWho do boys like they're girlsWho do girls like they're boysAlways should be someone, you really love

/I had no idea Blur did that song until 2 minutes ago


Neither did I until I went looking for the lyrics that you beat me to posting.

knew the song not the band.
 
2013-09-19 07:16:58 PM

The_Sponge: She looks like an older version of that girl from "Game of Thrones".


Arya? The only plot-armored character in the series?
 
2013-09-19 07:17:29 PM
God dammit. This is my hometown. *sigh*
 
2013-09-19 07:17:35 PM
"one count of piercing a minor"

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I thought it was just bad parenting. Or a weird practice. Or something I just don't understand, I'm a man after all. But I wouldn't have thought it was a crime that could earn you jail time.
 
2013-09-19 07:18:12 PM

traylor: "one count of piercing a minor"

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 300x400]
I thought it was just bad parenting. Or a weird practice. Or something I just don't understand, I'm a man after all. But I wouldn't have thought it was a crime that could earn you jail time.


So like circumcision?
 
2013-09-19 07:18:23 PM
Was there a fingering?

http://www.theonion.com/articles/thre e-fingered-on-class-trip-to-wash i ngton-dc,2710/
 
2013-09-19 07:18:40 PM
Old guy young girl = OUTRAGE!

old girl young guy = YEA!

What side of the outrage double standard does this fall under?
 
2013-09-19 07:19:35 PM
OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
 
2013-09-19 07:20:00 PM
Hmm. Not sure if I should fap to this.
 
2013-09-19 07:20:45 PM
Deputies were called to the woods along Point Comfort Loop Monday afternoon after people reported hearing screams

Well, I guess they went to the wrong right wrong right place.
 
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