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(Some Guy)   Invasion by U.N.? Nearly 400,000 foreign troops "training" in the U.S. right now   (thesleuthjournal.com) divider line 274
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2013-09-19 03:02:58 PM
The best thing about reasonable gun control measures is that it helps identify the really deeply paranoid schizophrenics.  Who, ironically, are the ones who snap and spray bullets all over the place.
 
2013-09-19 03:04:43 PM
FFS... that's some weapons grade derp right there
 
2013-09-19 03:05:24 PM
I'm really surprised that's not infowars.
 
2013-09-19 03:28:51 PM
The teatards aren't going to go quietly into the FEMA camps, so using UN troops to do the job just makes good sense.
 
2013-09-19 03:30:59 PM

Marcus Aurelius: The teatards aren't going to go quietly into the FEMA camps, so using UN troops to do the job just makes good sense.


Well, that and we're outsourcing the labor, which is just good business sense.
 
2013-09-19 03:52:27 PM
yessss. buy more gold. sssssssss.
 
2013-09-19 04:09:20 PM
I was in a cab on Saturday, and my driver was talking hardcore conspiracy theories: chemtrails, mind control, taxes as theft, earthquake machines, vampires existing, alien overlords stealing our life energy. It was all so wonderful.
 
2013-09-19 04:10:35 PM

Car_Ramrod: I was in a cab on Saturday, and my driver was talking hardcore conspiracy theories: chemtrails, mind control, taxes as theft, earthquake machines, vampires existing, alien overlords stealing our life energy. It was all so wonderful.


And now you know why he's a cab driver

/you talkin' to me?
 
2013-09-19 04:18:22 PM

Car_Ramrod: I was in a cab on Saturday, and my driver was talking hardcore conspiracy theories: chemtrails, mind control, taxes as theft, earthquake machines, vampires existing, alien overlords stealing our life energy. It was all so wonderful.


I was in a cab with a fairly prudish girlfriend and the cab driver regaled us with his unsolicited reviews of the best strip clubs in town, and his fondness for 'legs and eggs' for the entire ride.
 
2013-09-19 04:41:40 PM
Are you guys still shiatting your pants about this? This was the rage in small town America in the 90s. That, black helicopters and concentration camps coming soon to a town outskirts near you.
 
2013-09-19 04:46:06 PM

Nadie_AZ: Are you guys still shiatting your pants about this? This was the rage in small town America in the 90s. That, black helicopters and concentration camps coming soon to a town outskirts near you.


Enough about Walmart...this is about the UN!!!!
 
2013-09-19 04:52:59 PM
Your blog sucks.
 
2013-09-19 05:07:00 PM
Yeah, they all work for Blackwater.
 
2013-09-19 05:09:36 PM
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2013-09-19 05:13:57 PM

Car_Ramrod: I was in a cab on Saturday, and my driver was talking hardcore conspiracy theories: chemtrails, mind control, taxes as theft, earthquake machines, vampires existing, alien overlords stealing our life energy. It was all so wonderful.


Sound's exactly like the coworker I mentioned the other day.

I did find out he used to do a lot of acid, has been to Peru on a vision quest, sweat lodges, the whole nine yards.

There is a reason this guy is so far out there.
 
2013-09-19 05:17:35 PM

sigdiamond2000: Weird Biblical Vinegar Trick For Seniors Allows You To Eat Gold From Your Crisis Cookers


That's like...beautiful, man.  *wipe tear from eye*
 
2013-09-19 05:19:35 PM
Hey!  Get Kentucky out of my region!  It's bad enough I live in Florida and we have the Carolinas.
 
2013-09-19 05:23:38 PM

meat0918: Car_Ramrod: I was in a cab on Saturday, and my driver was talking hardcore conspiracy theories: chemtrails, mind control, taxes as theft, earthquake machines, vampires existing, alien overlords stealing our life energy. It was all so wonderful.

Sound's exactly like the coworker I mentioned the other day.

I did find out he used to do a lot of acid, has been to Peru on a vision quest, sweat lodges, the whole nine yards.

There is a reason this guy is so far out there.


I can't believe he has a job while I have smart, sane friends that are having trouble finding work.
 
2013-09-19 05:35:52 PM

Car_Ramrod: meat0918: Car_Ramrod: I was in a cab on Saturday, and my driver was talking hardcore conspiracy theories: chemtrails, mind control, taxes as theft, earthquake machines, vampires existing, alien overlords stealing our life energy. It was all so wonderful.

Sound's exactly like the coworker I mentioned the other day.

I did find out he used to do a lot of acid, has been to Peru on a vision quest, sweat lodges, the whole nine yards.

There is a reason this guy is so far out there.

I can't believe he has a job while I have smart, sane friends that are having trouble finding work.


I just hope I'm out of town on the day he goes postal on us all.
 
2013-09-19 05:45:00 PM
This wasn't all that interesting a month ago when we talked about it.
 
2013-09-19 05:47:03 PM
i44.tinypic.com

Aaand that's when I closed the window.
 
2013-09-19 05:49:06 PM

meat0918: Car_Ramrod: I was in a cab on Saturday, and my driver was talking hardcore conspiracy theories: chemtrails, mind control, taxes as theft, earthquake machines, vampires existing, alien overlords stealing our life energy. It was all so wonderful.

Sound's exactly like the coworker I mentioned the other day.

I did find out he used to do a lot of acid, has been to Peru on a vision quest, sweat lodges, the whole nine yards.

There is a reason this guy is so far out there.


Gotta wonder which came first, though, the chicken or the acid?
 
2013-09-19 05:51:30 PM
Yep, there are at least 300 just down the road from me all the time.  Officers in NATO and other allied air forces getting graduate degrees in engineering and working on joint procurement operations.  Koreans, Greeks, Dutch - really scary people.
 
2013-09-19 05:56:06 PM
See, they *want* you to think that there's a bunch of UN troops in the country, but they'd never really dress them up as troops, now would they? When the war comes, they'll be dressed like normal Americans to fool us Patriots. That's why, when shiat goes down, we have to shoot everyone no questions.
 
2013-09-19 05:56:40 PM

fusillade762: meat0918: Car_Ramrod: I was in a cab on Saturday, and my driver was talking hardcore conspiracy theories: chemtrails, mind control, taxes as theft, earthquake machines, vampires existing, alien overlords stealing our life energy. It was all so wonderful.

Sound's exactly like the coworker I mentioned the other day.

I did find out he used to do a lot of acid, has been to Peru on a vision quest, sweat lodges, the whole nine yards.

There is a reason this guy is so far out there.

Gotta wonder which came first, though, the chicken or the acid?


Acid can't ejaculate.
 
2013-09-19 05:58:29 PM
I have not read the information at the link, nor have I read any of the comments posted here thus far, but I suspect that it is a paranoid, right-wing conspiracy theory. Is my assumption accurate?
 
2013-09-19 06:00:16 PM

Dimensio: I have not read the information at the link, nor have I read any of the comments posted here thus far, but I suspect that it is a paranoid, right-wing conspiracy theory. Is my assumption accurate?


All except right-wing.
 
2013-09-19 06:10:12 PM

Ricardo Klement: fusillade762: meat0918: Car_Ramrod: I was in a cab on Saturday, and my driver was talking hardcore conspiracy theories: chemtrails, mind control, taxes as theft, earthquake machines, vampires existing, alien overlords stealing our life energy. It was all so wonderful.

Sound's exactly like the coworker I mentioned the other day.

I did find out he used to do a lot of acid, has been to Peru on a vision quest, sweat lodges, the whole nine yards.

There is a reason this guy is so far out there.

Gotta wonder which came first, though, the chicken or the acid?

Acid can't ejaculate.


Maybe you're just not trying hard enough?
 
2013-09-19 06:15:38 PM

Ricardo Klement: Dimensio: I have not read the information at the link, nor have I read any of the comments posted here thus far, but I suspect that it is a paranoid, right-wing conspiracy theory. Is my assumption accurate?

All except right-wing.


Replace the ads for Organic food and No GMO with buy gold and ammo ones and it'd be indistinguishable from RW conspiracy theories.

This is at the conflux where the left and right meet like some human conspiracy theory centipede/ouroboros .
 
2013-09-19 06:18:05 PM
Does the UN even have 400K troops?

Also who the hell would include Alaska/Hawaii in those "districts"?
 
2013-09-19 06:18:12 PM
(Lisa Cerda is a contributor to CityWatch, a community activist, Chair of Tarzana Residents Against Poorly Planned Development, VP of Community Rights Foundation of LA, Tarzana Property Owners Association board member, and former Tarzana Neighborhood Council board member.)

Man, I feel for the other residents of Tarzana.  At least when they're not swinging back and forth on vines, because that's cool.
 
2013-09-19 06:19:20 PM

toraque: Tarzana


I had to look.

She's a NIMBY queen.
 
2013-09-19 06:19:26 PM
Can we out the subby so we can all point and laugh at the village idiot?
 
2013-09-19 06:19:32 PM
That link is some serious biological malware, subnutter. I think I lost 10 IQ points reading TFA.
 
2013-09-19 06:20:01 PM
I remember being part of a Usenet group that had funny and bizarre comics. It was a great resource. Well, there was this one dude who kept posting editorial cartoons about soldiers, police and law enforcement except that he used Photoshop to have 'United Nations' on them. This basically made the comics incomprehensible and so I asked him why? After we had some e-mails go back and forth I realized that this gentleman from middle America didn't understand the difference between the UN and NATO, and come to think of it, InterPol.

Of course, he was so emotionally invested in this misunderstanding that no amount of explaining would sink in.
 
2013-09-19 06:20:39 PM

Diogenes: Hey!  Get Kentucky out of my region!  It's bad enough I live in Florida and we have the Carolinas.


You're not really suggesting that the Carolinas are somehow  worsethan Florida, right?

Let me show you this Fark tag...
 
2013-09-19 06:20:52 PM
Conspiracy theory blogs suck. Subby should be ashamed.
 
2013-09-19 06:21:32 PM

netweavr: Does the UN even have 400K troops?

Also who the hell would include Alaska/Hawaii in those "districts"?


The UN doesn't have ANY troops. "UN" troops come from member nations; they just put on the blue beret when they're doing peacekeeping operations. That idiotic website is 100 percent paranoid lies, including the words "and" and "the."
 
2013-09-19 06:21:42 PM

meat0918: toraque: Tarzana

I had to look.

She's a NIMBY queen.


And oh dear god, from the wiki on Tarzana, CA

"The subdivision was one of many all white planned communities started in the Los Angeles area around this time,[2] with racial segregation enforced by a restrictive covenant inserted in property deeds. It stated in part that "said premises or any part thereof shall not be leased, sold, or conveyed to, or occupied by any person not of the Caucasian race."[1] Burroughs marketed his new community using themes that evoked British imperialism and white supremacy.[3] "
 
2013-09-19 06:21:53 PM
I am outraged that our closest allies are striving to become more combat effective and reducing the operational load on the American soldier by taking advantage of the fact that some of our training areas are larger than their own farking countries, and are learning English to more effectively communicate with notoriously monolingual American troops.

Furthermore, the thought that they are pumping millions, if not billions, of dollars into our economy just burns me up.
 
2013-09-19 06:22:13 PM
Anybody who belongs to that many community organizations has a GIANT stick up her ass.
 
2013-09-19 06:22:27 PM

Marcus Aurelius: The teatards aren't going to go quietly into the FEMA camps, so using UN troops to do the job just makes good sense.


Precisely. Why waste our own soldiers when we can waste perfectly good foreign soldiers?
 
2013-09-19 06:25:41 PM
Holy crap is this appropriate:

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-09-19 06:25:42 PM
i.imgur.com

"Even I think this is preposterous, and I'm coming to wipe out the entire East coast on November 3rd."
 
2013-09-19 06:26:29 PM
I remember in the mid 90s Jack Van Impe who had a faith based show was freaking out about russian military trucks in Mississippi and Alabama that were there to support an underground army to turn us into godless commies. The story went mainstream and they interviewed the guy whose land these trucks were on, basically he bought these trucks as cheap surplus and was turining them into ambulances that were to be sold in 3rd world countries.
 
2013-09-19 06:27:11 PM
Hasnt this been going on for a long time?  I cant remember the exact name but it is something like School of America.

/will read the article when i get home, I am sure it mentions it.
 
2013-09-19 06:27:42 PM
UN troops suddenly conquering America couldn't be worse than teaparty activists in office.
 
2013-09-19 06:29:34 PM
Someone better call J.C. Denton
 
2013-09-19 06:30:08 PM
Judging from Fark gun threads, we should have plenty of well armed ITGs to handle this... provided they charged their hoverounds well and have good supply of cheetos and mountain dew
 
2013-09-19 06:30:54 PM
This MUST be total farking bullshiat.
 
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