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(Fox News)   "A homeless man who went on an anti-Semitic tirade in New York City's Times Square while dressed as Elmo is facing prison time for a plot to extort $2 million from the Girl Scouts." Then it gets weird   (foxnews.com) divider line 46
    More: Followup, Times Square, New York City, anti-Semitism, extortion  
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2013-09-19 05:04:42 PM  
sent harassing emails and photos to an employee of the nonprofit.

I really want to see those photos.
 
2013-09-19 05:05:00 PM  
What's his Fark handle?
 
2013-09-19 05:05:46 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-19 05:12:09 PM  
I see the Jews got him. It was a matter of time.

/CSB. During Fleet Week New York, some friends of mine and I were in our whites and taking pictures with tourists, when an Elmo asked us to move it along; we were on his corner of Times Square.
 
2013-09-19 05:14:40 PM  
fta:   Sandler was accused of threatening to publicize false information about the Girl Scouts unless he got the money.

The secret ingredient to Thin Mints is crack cocaine.
 
2013-09-19 05:15:43 PM  

SirEattonHogg: fta:   Sandler was accused of threatening to publicize false information about the Girl Scouts unless he got the money.

The secret ingredient to Thin Mints is crack cocaine.


I'm not sure that's false information.
 
2013-09-19 05:18:49 PM  
randomlolz.com
/oblig, right?
 
2013-09-19 05:19:02 PM  
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2013-09-19 05:20:03 PM  
www.addamsfamily.com
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-09-19 05:22:34 PM  
The weird part? The WEIRD part??

img600.imageshack.us
 
2013-09-19 05:23:05 PM  
Jeez, the mayors race is really getting out of hand.
 
2013-09-19 05:25:58 PM  

Sgt Oddball: The weird part? The WEIRD part??

[img600.imageshack.us image 560x304]


I salute your antiquity.

/now, get off my lawn, kid.
 
2013-09-19 05:26:34 PM  

Shadowtag: [www.addamsfamily.com image 640x480]
[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 640x464]


So THAT'S how vampires are made...
 
2013-09-19 05:27:37 PM  
Blunders like this are what allowed Naked Painted Chick to surpass the Naked Cowboy and Tickle Me Fourth Reich Elmo in the Times Square tourist photo power rankings this summer.
 
2013-09-19 05:28:38 PM  

blatz514: sent harassing emails and photos to an employee of the nonprofit.

I really want to see those photos.



s10.postimg.org
 
2013-09-19 05:29:35 PM  
I never really understood the fanatical devotion to girl scout cookies. They're mediocre at best and there's way tastier cookies out there.

Frankly, I'd just save them the effort and donate the money since they do good work anyway.
 
2013-09-19 05:33:27 PM  
Anti-Semitic Elmo was one of the more surreal things I've ever seen on the Interwebz.... seriously, what's with the furries in Times Square anyhow?
 
2013-09-19 05:33:47 PM  
Here's his youtube moment (nsfw language)...

http://youtu.be/GuouL4WnM9A
 
2013-09-19 05:35:14 PM  
Of all the TS counterfeit characters its Fake Elmo that always delivers. Cookie Monster a strong second.
 
2013-09-19 05:42:48 PM  
Just in time for winter, where he'll get food and shelter and tv. Terrible punishment, to be sure.
 
2013-09-19 05:45:54 PM  

b0rg9: Here's his youtube moment (nsfw language)...

http://youtu.be/GuouL4WnM9A


Oh wow! The Girl Scouts were a part of that rant. Now it all makes sense!

I know it isn't nice to laugh at the mentally ill. I know it. But I just cannot get sick of watching Elmo ranting about the international Jewish conspiracy (which apparently involves Michael Millken, something called "Leapfrog", and the Girl Scouts).

Goddammit I just can't help myself.
 
2013-09-19 05:47:31 PM  
Those videos seem ages ago.
 
2013-09-19 05:47:43 PM  
2 years? I am shocked! Normally they send you to death row for insulting jews in new york.
 
2013-09-19 05:51:43 PM  
Now do you see what happens when you stop tickling Elmo?
 
2013-09-19 05:58:51 PM  
You know, the "asylum" part of an "insane asylum" is because it is meant to be refuge for people who are too crazy to control their actions. But of course it is more humane to turf them out on the streets and then lock them with murderers and rapists when they, you know, act crazy,
 
2013-09-19 05:59:37 PM  
This guy AGAIN?! I swear to God, he's not gonna stop until he has his own FARK tag. :-(
 
2013-09-19 06:00:39 PM  

mbillips: I see the Jews got him. It was a matter of time.

/CSB. During Fleet Week New York, some friends of mine and I were in our whites and taking pictures with tourists, when an Elmo asked us to move it along; we were on his corner of Times Square.


I would have told him to go to the ER for acute cranial-rectumitis. It is a public sidewalk, I can be here.

--or--

Go find a lint roller to get the hair off you clothes

/USMC Leatherneck
 
2013-09-19 06:02:05 PM  

gilgigamesh: b0rg9: Here's his youtube moment (nsfw language)...

http://youtu.be/GuouL4WnM9A

Oh wow! The Girl Scouts were a part of that rant. Now it all makes sense!

I know it isn't nice to laugh at the mentally ill. I know it. But I just cannot get sick of watching Elmo ranting about the international Jewish conspiracy (which apparently involves Michael Millken, something called "Leapfrog", and the Girl Scouts).

Goddammit I just can't help myself.


Well, in Elmo's defense, Milken is a major investor in the company that makes Leapfrog educational toys, and Elmo was standing outside Toys R Us. So he's providing a public service by informing potential shoppers of the connection between a seemingly innocuous toy, and an "international Jew." Yeah, OK, that's nuts.
 
2013-09-19 06:16:57 PM  

leonel: I never really understood the fanatical devotion to girl scout cookies. They're mediocre at best and there's way tastier cookies out there.

Frankly, I'd just save them the effort and donate the money since they do good work anyway.


after finding out from my eldest sister (a past den mother) how very little the GS actually get from those cookie sales i stopped buying them. every time i see their table outside a store i try to make a direct cash donation but OMG! they react real negative to attempted direct contributions. so f*ck 'em.
 
DB
2013-09-19 06:21:42 PM  
Oh I missed anti-semite Elmo. So glad he's back in the news.

/I know it's not right to laugh at the mentally ill
//I'm upgrading my ticket to hell to first class
 
2013-09-19 06:30:23 PM  

DB: Oh I missed anti-semite Elmo. So glad he's back in the news.

/I know it's not right to laugh at the mentally ill
//I'm upgrading my ticket to hell to first class


I thought you could already skip the TSA checkpoint... like me!
 
2013-09-19 06:35:05 PM  

zzrhardy: You know, the "asylum" part of an "insane asylum" is because it is meant to be refuge for people who are too crazy to control their actions. But of course it is more humane to turf them out on the streets and then lock them with murderers and rapists when they, you know, act crazy,


Or the authorities could just stop him from blocking the street and let him go. Most of us recognize crazy people when we see them and know to just let them do what they're gonna do.

And by 'most of us' I do not mean the authorities.
 
2013-09-19 06:38:00 PM  
i235.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-19 06:48:29 PM  
Then it gets weird? I'm not sure you understand how that lame headline template works, subby.
 
DB
2013-09-19 07:07:12 PM  

DORMAMU: DB: Oh I missed anti-semite Elmo. So glad he's back in the news.

/I know it's not right to laugh at the mentally ill
//I'm upgrading my ticket to hell to first class

I thought you could already skip the TSA checkpoint... like me!


I'm sure I qualify for priority boarding already.
 
2013-09-19 07:34:31 PM  
This makes my brain hurt.
 
2013-09-19 07:41:39 PM  

leonel: I never really understood the fanatical devotion to girl scout cookies. They're mediocre at best and there's way tastier cookies out there.

Frankly, I'd just save them the effort and donate the money since they do good work anyway.


Fark you ass hole I want that goddamn pencil top so buy the cookies and enjoy them!
 
2013-09-19 07:53:44 PM  
My favorite video of him is when he's screaming about Hindus or Muslims raping people and Shrek walks up to him and says "STFU, Elmo! You're gonna ruin this for all of us!". Then Elmo just sort of walks away while Luigi watches in the background. Then a little girl runs up and hugs Elmo.

/keep your kids away from Elmo!
 
2013-09-19 07:59:59 PM  

alice_600: leonel: I never really understood the fanatical devotion to girl scout cookies. They're mediocre at best and there's way tastier cookies out there.

Frankly, I'd just save them the effort and donate the money since they do good work anyway.

Fark you ass hole I want that goddamn pencil top so buy the cookies and enjoy them!


I'll buy you a thousand pencil tops of every shape and color you can imagine! Just don't make me eat those crumbly cardboard wafers!
 
2013-09-19 08:22:21 PM  

mbillips: I see the Jews got him. It was a matter of time.


I'm surprised it didn't get a  img.fark.net tag, given how many anti-Semitic Farkers there are.
 
2013-09-19 08:23:53 PM  
A homeless man who went on an anti-Semitic tirade in New York City's Times Square while dressed as Elmo

Dude, I want to party wth you.
 
2013-09-19 09:06:40 PM  
this thread is all kinds of wrong.

which is why i'm here
 
2013-09-19 09:16:14 PM  
Maybe he was a contestant on TBS's "deal with it"
 
2013-09-19 10:06:31 PM  

leonel: alice_600: leonel: I never really understood the fanatical devotion to girl scout cookies. They're mediocre at best and there's way tastier cookies out there.

Frankly, I'd just save them the effort and donate the money since they do good work anyway.

Fark you ass hole I want that goddamn pencil top so buy the cookies and enjoy them!

I'll buy you a thousand pencil tops of every shape and color you can imagine! Just don't make me eat those crumbly cardboard wafers!


Good then you can buy me the bicycle and the rest of the prizes!
 
2013-09-20 10:39:01 AM  
First thought: Will he show the psychiatrist on the doll where he was tickled.
 
2013-09-20 01:40:18 PM  
I saw this guy back in December in front of the Macy's Herald Square store. He was wearing the Elmo costume but was holding the head under his arm so he could rant. Initially I thought he was yelling at the Salvation Army bell ringer & wondered what his complaint was against the Salvation Army. Then I realized it was just his usual anti-Semitic rant. It was interesting to see him in action.
 
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