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(Huffington Post)   Life imitates art, which imitates life, which imitates Miley Cyrus   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 22
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2013-09-19 03:12:38 PM  
...that page was only missing the geocities branding.
 
2013-09-19 03:13:29 PM  
Repeat!
 
2013-09-19 03:20:07 PM  
Out of curiosity does anyone actually find Miley Cyrus attractive?

I'm not a sharp knees type of guy... I'm actually quite accepting and have low standards... but...

Holy crap she looks skanky and god damn awful. I'd rather vomit in a bud vase and stick my dick in that.
 
2013-09-19 03:21:32 PM  
Great, now all the kids will have VD.
 
2013-09-19 03:23:56 PM  

CleanAndPure: Out of curiosity does anyone actually find Miley Cyrus attractive?

I'm not a sharp knees type of guy... I'm actually quite accepting and have low standards... but...

Holy crap she looks skanky and god damn awful. I'd rather vomit in a bud vase and stick my dick in that.


One word:  Tequila.

/Tequila sands the edges off the sharpest of knees.
 
2013-09-19 03:24:07 PM  

CleanAndPure: Out of curiosity does anyone actually find Miley Cyrus attractive?

I'm not a sharp knees type of guy... I'm actually quite accepting and have low standards... but...

Holy crap she looks skanky and god damn awful. I'd rather vomit in a bud vase and stick my dick in that.


Her ship may have sailed.
 
2013-09-19 03:27:22 PM  

CleanAndPure: Out of curiosity does anyone actually find Miley Cyrus attractive?


Not me, that new Road Warrior look of hers is disturbing.
 
2013-09-19 03:28:15 PM  
I wonder how many snail trails were left on that ball...
 
2013-09-19 03:28:19 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Repeat!

 
2013-09-19 03:28:34 PM  

CleanAndPure: Out of curiosity does anyone actually find Miley Cyrus attractive?

I'm not a sharp knees type of guy... I'm actually quite accepting and have low standards... but...

Holy crap she looks skanky and god damn awful. I'd rather vomit in a bud vase and stick my dick in that.


I'd knock her up and live the hi life as her baby daddy
 
2013-09-19 03:28:45 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-19 03:29:42 PM  

CleanAndPure: Out of curiosity does anyone actually find Miley Cyrus attractive?

I'm not a sharp knees type of guy... I'm actually quite accepting and have low standards... but...

Holy crap she looks skanky and god damn awful. I'd rather vomit in a bud vase and stick my dick in that.


Are we talking about a conceptual Miley Cyrus that was completely recoiffed, or the existing Miley Cyrus who is trying way too hard -- for a rich white Disney girl -- to be gangsta ho, who has that crazy Gozer haircut, and who keeps sticking her tongue out like a Gene Simmons wannabe?

Because I could see the possibility of her being attractive, but as it is hell naw.
 
2013-09-19 03:31:13 PM  
Haha, I like his air quotes

"After doing some "research" online...."

We can now refer to masturbating to Miley Cyrus videos as "research"
 
2013-09-19 03:32:13 PM  
This is what it looks like when an entire generation is unemployed and unemployable.
 
2013-09-19 03:32:27 PM  

CleanAndPure: Out of curiosity does anyone actually find Miley Cyrus attractive?


Oh hell no.

Her face alone promotes celibacy.
 
2013-09-19 03:33:50 PM  

CleanAndPure: Out of curiosity does anyone actually find Miley Cyrus attractive?

 I did until she became legal


/seat over there
 
2013-09-19 03:34:29 PM  

CleanAndPure: Out of curiosity does anyone actually find Miley Cyrus attractive?

I'm not a sharp knees type of guy... I'm actually quite accepting and have low standards... but...

Holy crap she looks skanky and god damn awful. I'd rather vomit in a bud vase and stick my dick in that.


Something about fingers and her womanly organs something something ...
 
2013-09-19 03:35:44 PM  

CleanAndPure: Out of curiosity does anyone actually find Miley Cyrus attractive?

I'm not a sharp knees type of guy... I'm actually quite accepting and have low standards... but...

Holy crap she looks skanky and god damn awful. I'd rather vomit in a bud vase and stick my dick in that.



I think her tounge deserves it's own fan club.
 
2013-09-19 03:37:24 PM  

Killahertz: CleanAndPure: Out of curiosity does anyone actually find Miley Cyrus attractive?

I'm not a sharp knees type of guy... I'm actually quite accepting and have low standards... but...

Holy crap she looks skanky and god damn awful. I'd rather vomit in a bud vase and stick my dick in that.

Something about fingers and her womanly organs something something ...


Son... I think you've been hanging out with some bad influences
 
2013-09-19 03:38:41 PM  
What in the world will that Beiber kid do next??
 
2013-09-19 03:41:08 PM  
She's a couple different things. Completely obnoxious and sexually aggressive. Brilliant marketing phenomenon. Average body/face with a harsh, skanky, unfeminine persona. A speaking voice that sounds like a 40 year old smoker and a biatchy attitude.

Shell probably self implode from drugs and alcohol in the next 10 years, but in the meantime, she's going to have everyone's attention and make lots of money. Honey Boo Boo, take notes sweetie.
 
2013-09-19 03:46:36 PM  
that's my alma mater, so I'm getting a kick...
 
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