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(Independent)   "It's just harmless fun," says terrifying clown who has been stalking an English town for a week   (independent.co.uk) divider line 67
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2013-09-19 02:26:12 PM  
It's just a repeat, says Walker, who saw this story earlier in the week.
 
2013-09-19 02:46:03 PM  

Walker: It's just a repeat, says Walker, who saw this story earlier in the week.


Appears to be a followup to that story.
 
2013-09-19 03:50:22 PM  
Beep Beep Richie! They ALL float down here.
 
2013-09-19 03:50:27 PM  
Terrifying clown is redundant.
 
2013-09-19 03:52:52 PM  
I wonder if he's afraid to shower.
 
2013-09-19 03:53:08 PM  
Did he touch someone's penis?
 
2013-09-19 03:53:25 PM  
I have the weirdest boner right now.
 
2013-09-19 03:54:54 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Walker: It's just a repeat, says Walker, who saw this story earlier in the week.

Appears to be a followup to that story.


I think he's  coulrophobic
 
2013-09-19 03:55:08 PM  
It would be better had he not created a facebook account nor talked to the press. I liked what he was doing.
 
2013-09-19 03:55:42 PM  

blatz514: I wonder if he's afraid to shower.


No need to worry.  If he drops the soap, he can be assured that it will float.  We all float down here.
 
2013-09-19 03:56:20 PM  

mike_d85: I have the weirdest boner right now.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-19 03:57:28 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Did he touch someone's penis?


mike_d85: I have the weirdest boner right now.


You clowns should get together.
 
2013-09-19 03:57:36 PM  
The Fratellis are probably just shooting another music video
 
2013-09-19 03:58:10 PM  

Wellon Dowd: mike_d85: I have the weirdest boner right now.

[i.imgur.com image 318x320]


I hate clowns generally, but I really want to know who she is. She looks like fun.
 
2013-09-19 03:59:55 PM  
As I enjoy this subterranean swimming pool and I have come to the somewhat startling conclusion, based upon my experience and that of a select number of vagrants, that we all float down here.
 
2013-09-19 04:00:02 PM  

Boojum2k: I hate clowns generally, but I really want to know who she is. She looks like fun.


Lexi Belle

 i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-19 04:00:35 PM  

Boojum2k: Wellon Dowd: mike_d85: I have the weirdest boner right now.

[i.imgur.com image 318x320]

I hate clowns generally, but I really want to know who she is. She looks like fun.


Hey, I see a chair over there.  How about sitting in it?
 
2013-09-19 04:01:57 PM  

blatz514: Hey, I see a chair over there. How about sitting in it?


I'd have to move out of my comfy chair. And she's 25.
 
2013-09-19 04:02:07 PM  
Clown thread?
 
2013-09-19 04:09:02 PM  
sandiegofreepress.org
 
2013-09-19 04:09:10 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Boojum2k: I hate clowns generally, but I really want to know who she is. She looks like fun.

Lexi Belle

 [i.imgur.com image 400x400]


And I should have known it was her. Yes, in or out of clown makeup.
 
2013-09-19 04:11:49 PM  

Boojum2k: blatz514: Hey, I see a chair over there. How about sitting in it?

I'd have to move out of my comfy chair. And she's 25.


25?!  No shiat.  Who is it?
 
2013-09-19 04:12:02 PM  
No mercy for this man. He is a bad, sick man. Bad, BAD!!! I don't like guns, but if this thing were lurking in my neighborhood, I'd own a farming anti-clown arsenal.
 
2013-09-19 04:13:16 PM  

blatz514: Boojum2k: blatz514: Hey, I see a chair over there. How about sitting in it?

I'd have to move out of my comfy chair. And she's 25.

25?!  No shiat.  Who is it?


Lexi Belle, as Wellon Dowd said.
 
2013-09-19 04:13:21 PM  

blatz514: Boojum2k: blatz514: Hey, I see a chair over there. How about sitting in it?

I'd have to move out of my comfy chair. And she's 25.

25?!  No shiat.  Who is it?


Never mind.  Read above comment of my last post.  Off to teh Gloogles!
 
2013-09-19 04:13:33 PM  
Farming=farking, lol.
 
2013-09-19 04:15:14 PM  

Bathysphere: Farming=farking, lol.


Only in the north of the island, where men are men and sheep are scared.
 
2013-09-19 04:17:29 PM  
They filme "It" at my elementary school while I was there, but I had no idea Tim Curry played Pennywise.
 
2013-09-19 04:20:44 PM  
This guy sounds like a good time.

And I don't even care about clowns!
 
2013-09-19 04:22:33 PM  
I always found it odd that so many people point to IT as the reason they are scared of clowns.

Are you kidding me? Tim Curry is goddamn hilarious in that movie. He honestly seems like he's having the time of his life hamming it up.
 
2013-09-19 04:25:35 PM  

Wade_Wilson: I always found it odd that so many people point to IT as the reason they are scared of clowns.

Are you kidding me? Tim Curry is goddamn hilarious in that movie. He honestly seems like he's having the time of his life hamming it up.


He usually does, and he still comes off correctly in character. Pennywise is scary partly because of how much fun he seems to be having.
 
2013-09-19 04:26:53 PM  
You know, I was OK with this whole clown thing right up until


According to one report he also knocked on the door of a Northampton woman's house and offered to paint her window sills - despite appearing to have no painting utensils or paint.


At that point, it started getting a bit ...personal.  At least to this woman.  And anyone else he decides to focus on for his bit of "fun-spreading."
 
2013-09-19 04:27:24 PM  

Wade_Wilson: I always found it odd that so many people point to IT as the reason they are scared of clowns.

Are you kidding me? Tim Curry is goddamn hilarious in that movie. He honestly seems like he's having the time of his life hamming it up.


Tim Curry freaked me out, too. Lots of little teeth, watery, heavy lidded eyes...
 
2013-09-19 04:28:58 PM  
I am more worried about those pies they throw.

underscoopfire.com

/"What are you going to do with those pies, boys?"
 
2013-09-19 04:29:05 PM  
Also:  clowns rock.  The creepier, the better.
 
2013-09-19 04:29:24 PM  
... NO I AM NOT A JUGGALO
 
2013-09-19 04:30:23 PM  

xanadian: ... NO I AM NOT A JUGGALO


I think you're in denial.
 
2013-09-19 04:33:51 PM  
When I was in high school I used to dye my hair all sorts of colors (I was a punk). One day I was standing on the street in town, doing, you know, high school cool stuff. Then, from down the street I hear a honking noise. I see a clown coming down the street and His hair is the same color as mine. When he gets to my little group, he stops, looks at me and says very seriously "so... where do you buy your hair dye?"

That is the story of why I stopped dying my hair, almost 15 years ago. It was a clown from the gesundheit institute (from patch adams, I've met the real patch adams too)
 
2013-09-19 04:37:02 PM  
I ♥ this guy.
 
2013-09-19 04:38:00 PM  
On the same page, the Walk-In Vagina Installed in a J'Berg Prison. NSFW if you run a school library in North Carolina.
 
2013-09-19 04:39:28 PM  
truejuggalofamily.com

disturbing and no talent.  check and check.
 
2013-09-19 04:41:16 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Boojum2k: I hate clowns generally, but I really want to know who she is. She looks like fun.

Lexi Belle

 [i.imgur.com image 400x400]


(sigh) I have a special fondness for Lexi.
 
2013-09-19 04:42:08 PM  
I have been re-reading It for the last couple weeks and I'm fairly certain that if I'd have come upon this guy randomly out of place in the street I would have wet myself and cried.
 
2013-09-19 04:42:16 PM  
images3.cinema.de
 
2013-09-19 04:53:21 PM  
"Where do you get your bleach from?  BEEP BEEP!"
 
2013-09-19 04:55:17 PM  
The clown, who remains anonymous, has drawn worldwide attention and has attracted more than 124,000 "likes" on Facebook, despite facing accusations that his 'act' leaves onlookers feeling frightened and intimidated.

Frightened? Only acceptable if you suffer from coulrophobia.

Intimidated? By someone standing still and not doing anything? Really?!

RIMMER: "Right! That's it!" [Begins writing on his clipboard] "Lister, D., Third Technician. Offense: obstructing a superior technician by humming, clicking, and being quiet."
 
2013-09-19 04:57:56 PM  
farm4.staticflickr.com

"Do you use Tide?  BEEP BEEP!"
 
2013-09-19 04:58:57 PM  
The facial expressions creeped my out on these guys:
i43.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-19 05:01:02 PM  

Boojum2k: blatz514: Boojum2k: blatz514: Hey, I see a chair over there. How about sitting in it?

I'd have to move out of my comfy chair. And she's 25.

25?!  No shiat.  Who is it?

Lexi Belle, as Wellon Dowd said.


Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Make me the meat in a Lexi Belle/Anna Kendrick sandwich! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!
 
2013-09-19 05:01:44 PM  

xanadian: You know, I was OK with this whole clown thing right up until


According to one report he also knocked on the door of a Northampton woman's house and offered to paint her window sills - despite appearing to have no painting utensils or paint.


At that point, it started getting a bit ...personal.  At least to this woman.  And anyone else he decides to focus on for his bit of "fun-spreading."


If he did that in the US there's a good chance the home owner would have call 911ed & the guy would likely have ended up being tased & arrested. Hell, in some parts of the US that would have been grounds for being shot at.
 
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