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(CBS Los Angeles 2)   News: Pastor arrested for sex abuse. Fark: Against female parishioners   (losangeles.cbslocal.com) divider line 46
    More: Strange, sex crimes, female parishioners, oral sexes, parishes, Juan Castro, Norwalk, Los Angeles County Sheriff  
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2013-09-19 02:45:16 PM
He had ONE job...
 
2013-09-19 02:45:17 PM
Cats and dogs living together...
 
2013-09-19 02:45:33 PM
Burn the freak!
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-09-19 02:48:51 PM
What? No little boys around? I guess he had to make do.
 
2013-09-19 02:49:31 PM
between the ages of 18 and 39

ADULT female parishioners.
 
2013-09-19 02:50:59 PM

lordargent: between the ages of 18 and 39

ADULT female parishioners.


Wait, what? That can't be right.
 
2013-09-19 02:51:01 PM
"Jorge Juan Castro, 53, was arrested Sept. 13 on six felony charges of rape, oral copulation and penetration by a foreign object."

This does not sound like consenting adults
 
2013-09-19 02:52:39 PM
He fooled them buy doing it with women. A cunning plan!
 
2013-09-19 02:53:41 PM
Hang him.
 
2013-09-19 02:54:51 PM

gja: What? No little boys around? I guess he had to make do.


He still abused them with neglect.
 
2013-09-19 02:54:59 PM
Deport all of them.
 
2013-09-19 02:57:25 PM

lordargent: between the ages of 18 and 39

ADULT female parishioners.


images.wikia.com
 
2013-09-19 02:59:09 PM

monoski: "Jorge Juan Castro, 53, was arrested Sept. 13 on six felony charges of rape, oral copulation and penetration by a foreign object."

This does not sound like consenting adults


I find that terminology offensive.  I prefer undocumented object.
 
2013-09-19 02:59:50 PM
Well, it's progress i guess..
 
2013-09-19 03:04:03 PM
As a very active member of the church, beyond just the local bldg, I can't state how badly I want these people rounded up and punished the fullest extent of the law.

/The pastor, not the ladies.
//Just to be clear
 
2013-09-19 03:04:56 PM
Laying on of hands is Christian.

Hanging on of dongs is decidedly un-Christian.
 
2013-09-19 03:05:02 PM
Hey pastor,

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
YOU FIRED!
 
2013-09-19 03:05:06 PM
Wait! I can see why he got charged for rape... unless it was legitimate rape that's always a no-no...


But, "oral copulation," that's illegal in California?

Damn! Backwards state be damned!
 
2013-09-19 03:06:40 PM
Oh... and he's only an "associate pastor"

They're not restricted to little boys until after they go through semenary.
 
2013-09-19 03:09:37 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-19 03:12:54 PM
If only he'd attacked these women while dressed as a homeless man...
 
2013-09-19 03:14:56 PM
There once was a pastor from Birmingham,
who buttered three maids while confirming them.
While praying to God,
he excited his rod,
and he pumped his episcopal sperm in 'em.

/Aye- aye- aye-aye.
//Cher didn't like Sonny's "Bono"...
 
2013-09-19 03:19:44 PM
hmmm, no missionary position or castro/castrate jokes yet.

/dvdh
//double virginal double hymnal
 
2013-09-19 03:21:33 PM

abfalter: He had ONE job...


That blows.
 
2013-09-19 03:37:22 PM
Raoul? Is that you?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-09-19 03:41:14 PM
I sense a disturbance in the fabric of reality. Wasn't he an extra in the Golden Child?
 
2013-09-19 03:42:25 PM
penetration with a foreign object?    Hispanic cock?  [thatsracist.gif]
 
2013-09-19 03:44:37 PM
Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson; sexual assault with a concrete dildo? What the hell were you doing there in the first place?
 
2013-09-19 03:52:12 PM
When are people going to realize that pastors/priests/rabbis/inmams are just people who decided that selling snake-oil is easier than a real job?

Of course they are going to abuse their position for sex and never leave your children with them.
 
2013-09-19 03:53:41 PM
Oh. Oh, OH, OH, GAAAAAWD!
 
2013-09-19 03:55:48 PM
What... a... freak.
 
2013-09-19 03:57:41 PM
Well, duh, it's not a Catholic Church.
 
2013-09-19 03:58:09 PM
He's doing it wrong.
 
2013-09-19 03:58:20 PM

offacue: penetration with a foreign object?    Hispanic cock?  [thatsracist.gif]



Nope, guess again.

www.amovieaweek.com

/hair's breadth from ban hammer.
 
2013-09-19 04:34:15 PM

Cyclometh: Raoul? Is that you?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 100x137]


...pastors!? Pastors!? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING PASTORS!!!
 
2013-09-19 04:47:14 PM
DIMMESDALE!
 
2013-09-19 04:50:51 PM
Yay... my hometown :(
 
2013-09-19 05:02:29 PM

Farking Canuck: When are people going to realize that pastors/priests/rabbis/inmams are just people who decided that selling snake-oil is easier than a real job?

Of course they are going to abuse their position for sex and never leave your children with them.


0.5/10
 
2013-09-19 05:17:30 PM
Someone in that Church divided by Zero.
 
2013-09-19 05:19:30 PM
It's a hell of a racket if you can pull it off.  Get a bunch of nubile, sheltered, 18-year old virgins who have been raised to trust you implicitly and with the right rap you could run through them like shiat through a goose.
 
2013-09-19 05:35:10 PM
" . . . and penetration by a foreign object. "

i.imgur.com

/some women wanted that
 
2013-09-19 05:41:55 PM

Begoggle: Farking Canuck: When are people going to realize that pastors/priests/rabbis/inmams are just people who decided that selling snake-oil is easier than a real job?

Of course they are going to abuse their position for sex and never leave your children with them.

0.5/10


Since when did statements of fact become trolls?

Leaving children with strange men has always been a bad idea ... why would anyone assume men who sell unverifiable promises to be more trustworthy than average?

Being any form of priest, rabbi, soothsayer, witch doctor, or any other "knower of the unknowable" has always been a good gig. People automatically give respect and money ... all you have to do is indicate that they've made you happy and they assume that you'll put in a good word for them with the magic guy-in-the-sky.

This is all well documented in history.
 
2013-09-19 06:07:03 PM
How refreshing!
 
2013-09-19 07:38:15 PM
After the women testify in court against the guy the US should do the honorable thing and deport them.
 
2013-09-19 08:07:55 PM
Holy shiat, Guy Fieri has to stoop this low for women now?

Anyway, what's with the shock? Catholic priests like little boys, Protestant preachers like little girls. It seems to break down that way far more often than not.
 
2013-09-19 08:59:39 PM
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RIP Pastor
 
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