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2013-09-19 01:56:25 PM  
Got more ass than a toilet seat?
 
2013-09-19 01:59:11 PM  
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R.I.P. - John Denver's cooler/smarter brother!
 
2013-09-19 02:01:37 PM  
Now there's a moustache you can set your watch by.
 
2013-09-19 02:02:58 PM  
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What a Guy!


/smoke him a kipper, stat
 
2013-09-19 02:03:02 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-19 02:03:26 PM  
I bet he killed at Karaoke.
 
2013-09-19 02:04:12 PM  
RIP Bill Brasky
 
2013-09-19 02:04:48 PM  
"Freddie loved deep fried Southern food smothered in Cane Syrup, fishing at Santee Cooper Lake, Little Debbie Cakes, Two and a Half Men, beautiful women, Reeses Cups [sic] and Jim Beam. Not necessarily in that order."

I love this man, & want to be loved by him.
 
2013-09-19 02:06:26 PM  
The 70's were a hell of a time......a hell of a time.
 
2013-09-19 02:07:17 PM  
My goal in life is to be awesome enough that somebody writes me an obituary this great.
 
2013-09-19 02:10:46 PM  
The picture looks like the cover of a greatest hits album from the 70's
 
2013-09-19 02:12:27 PM  
"View gallery" made me laugh.
 
2013-09-19 02:13:43 PM  
The Eulogy will be read by "Big" Bill Brasky.
 
2013-09-19 02:20:30 PM  

Langdon Alger: The picture looks like the cover of a greatest hits album from the 70's


"Freddie, by Request Only"
 
2013-09-19 02:25:31 PM  
You see that calm, serene gaze. That's Freddie looking into the future, and you know what? He's not afraid. Not simply because he was a brave man, and he most certainly was that, but because he saw what us mere mortals can't: the big picture, the final piece of the cosmic puzzle. William McCullough 'had it', had that gift, and he'd share it with all of us with a wink and a smile, had we only been able to comprehend the truth.

We would never reach that level though, but that's okay. Freddie's up there, watching over all of us, dusting fresh-baked cookies with his exquisite mustache, so that bits of joy might rain down on us and light up our workaday existence.

Ladies are inconsolable. Men have lost a role model. Children can no longer hope to be inspired by that twinkle in his eye. But all that Freddie was now lies in the heart of those who had the great fortune to know him. It is now through them that his presence shall assuage the gloom and despair that might overcome us. Cherish his memory. Remember his laughter.

And remember to keep his CCR vinyls in a cool, dry place. Those are worth a lot.
 
2013-09-19 02:27:26 PM  
I had the pleasure of arresting Mr. McCollough in Tennessee when he and his girlfriend were in Knoxville. They both had too much to drink and were arguing over Marlboro points when they were in town looking for the hotel where Hank Williams Sr. died. He asked me if I would keep his goat for him while he was in jail. I did. Willy and Freda both left town on bond and never came back. He would call a couple of times a year to check on his goat. The goat died five years later, but Willy still called to say hello at Christmas. I still have his Zippo lighter he left in the back seat of my patrol car.

This is the most redneck thing I will read this year.
 
2013-09-19 02:30:30 PM  
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with a touch of...

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2013-09-19 02:35:45 PM  

RedPhoenix122: I had the pleasure of arresting Mr. McCollough in Tennessee when he and his girlfriend were in Knoxville. They both had too much to drink and were arguing over Marlboro points when they were in town looking for the hotel where Hank Williams Sr. died. He asked me if I would keep his goat for him while he was in jail. I did. Willy and Freda both left town on bond and never came back. He would call a couple of times a year to check on his goat. The goat died five years later, but Willy still called to say hello at Christmas. I still have his Zippo lighter he left in the back seat of my patrol car.

This is the most redneck thing I will read this year.


Fake? I am thinking fake. I want to believe.

But god damn if this comment isnt the greatest thing ever.
 
2013-09-19 02:49:59 PM  

Fano: RIP Bill Brasky


TAH BILL BRASKY
 
2013-09-19 03:04:30 PM  
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2013-09-19 03:04:37 PM  
He looks like a young Harry Shearer...
 
2013-09-19 03:24:19 PM  
Is that a yearbook photo?
 
2013-09-19 03:40:10 PM  

litespeed74: Is that a yearbook photo?


8th grade. Why do you ask?
 
2013-09-19 03:43:23 PM  
A few of the more colorful ones were Momma Margie, Crazy Pam, Big Tittie Wanda, Spacy Stacy and sweetmelissa

 (he explained that nickname had nothing to do with her attitude).


Do tell...
 
2013-09-19 04:10:40 PM  

RedPhoenix122: I had the pleasure of arresting Mr. McCollough in Tennessee when he and his girlfriend were in Knoxville. They both had too much to drink and were arguing over Marlboro points when they were in town looking for the hotel where Hank Williams Sr. died. He asked me if I would keep his goat for him while he was in jail. I did. Willy and Freda both left town on bond and never came back. He would call a couple of times a year to check on his goat. The goat died five years later, but Willy still called to say hello at Christmas. I still have his Zippo lighter he left in the back seat of my patrol car.

This is the most redneck thing I will read this year.


Also, Senior died in Oak Hill, West Virginia, not Tennessee?
 
2013-09-19 04:18:39 PM  

RedPhoenix122: I had the pleasure of arresting Mr. McCollough in Tennessee when he and his girlfriend were in Knoxville. They both had too much to drink and were arguing over Marlboro points when they were in town looking for the hotel where Hank Williams Sr. died. He asked me if I would keep his goat for him while he was in jail. I did. Willy and Freda both left town on bond and never came back. He would call a couple of times a year to check on his goat. The goat died five years later, but Willy still called to say hello at Christmas. I still have his Zippo lighter he left in the back seat of my patrol car.

This is the most redneck thing I will read this year.


Indeed. If it had been a Motel 6 instead, the redneckedness could not have been contained in one sentence.
 
2013-09-19 04:24:17 PM  
Freddy's mustache smelled of Molly Hatchett.
 
2013-09-19 04:41:45 PM  
 
2013-09-19 05:01:12 PM  
Salute my friend!

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2013-09-19 06:07:34 PM  

give me doughnuts: Got more ass than a toilet seat?


More bumper than a body shop
 
2013-09-19 07:46:22 PM  
Highly amusing, but reading that, it became extremely clear why he lived only 61 years.

Whatever, man, let your freak flag fly ...
 
2013-09-19 07:58:57 PM  
 
2013-09-19 08:25:56 PM  

tamsnod27: RedPhoenix122: I had the pleasure of arresting Mr. McCollough in Tennessee when he and his girlfriend were in Knoxville. They both had too much to drink and were arguing over Marlboro points when they were in town looking for the hotel where Hank Williams Sr. died. He asked me if I would keep his goat for him while he was in jail. I did. Willy and Freda both left town on bond and never came back. He would call a couple of times a year to check on his goat. The goat died five years later, but Willy still called to say hello at Christmas. I still have his Zippo lighter he left in the back seat of my patrol car.

This is the most redneck thing I will read this year.

Also, Senior died in Oak Hill, West Virginia, not Tennessee?


He spent the previous night at the Andrew Johnson Hotel downtown where he was administered a generous dose of morphine and B12.  While living in Knoxville, I met  a few out of towners who wanted to see "where Hank Sr died" or "ate his last meal."
 
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