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(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)   Guess we finally have an answer to the question: What happens if two people Stand Their Ground at each other?   (wzzm13.com) divider line 488
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2013-09-19 09:49:43 AM
Theoretically, this describes the incident in Sanford too...
 
2013-09-19 09:50:06 AM
Lies. An armed society is a civil society.
 
2013-09-19 09:50:53 AM
And this is why you don't FARKING CUT ME OFF!
 
2013-09-19 09:51:09 AM
While we don't know anything at all about the incident, after reading the article, I fully support the Taurus driver because screw anyone who drives a PT Cruiser.
 
2013-09-19 09:51:43 AM
Perfect.
 
2013-09-19 09:52:23 AM
And nothing of value was lost.

/pro gun
 
2013-09-19 09:52:42 AM
Perhaps duelling needs to make a comeback.
 
2013-09-19 09:52:47 AM
But I thought only responsible gun owners had CCWs?
 
2013-09-19 09:52:49 AM
One of them will be declared the aggressor because he reacted to the other person who provoked the entire scenario.
 
2013-09-19 09:52:53 AM
Without any additional information, I'm going to go ahead and call this the best possible outcome.
 
2013-09-19 09:53:26 AM
It is like something from a Soprano's episode.... general chaos and violence erupting in the middle of apparent normalcy.
 
2013-09-19 09:53:31 AM
2 men aged 43 and 56 supports my theory that the middle aged white male driver is the worst person to be on the road with. They've driven long enough to feel superior and they are on the cusp of being an old person driver. Every time i see someone driving like they own the road it's this demographic
 
2013-09-19 09:54:03 AM
One bright day
In the middle of the night
Two dead boys
Got up to fight

Back-to-back
They faced each other
Drew their swords
And shot each other


/got nuthin'
 
2013-09-19 09:54:22 AM
ktismatics.files.wordpress.com

/hot like roadrage
 
2013-09-19 09:54:34 AM

ModernPrimitive01: 2 men aged 43 and 56 supports my theory that the middle aged white male driver is the worst person to be on the road with. They've driven long enough to feel superior and they are on the cusp of being an old person driver. Every time i see someone driving like they own the road it's this demographic


I'm still going with elderly Asian woman
 
2013-09-19 09:54:35 AM
Oh GEEEEE. Another farking greenlit gun thread. Slow farking news day at FARK.com again. There's NOTHING else EVER to put on the main page.
 
2013-09-19 09:55:09 AM

Uranus Is Huge!: Without any additional information, I'm going to go ahead and call this the best possible outcome.


Actually, I feel bad for the dude in the Cruiser. The Taurus was tailgating, the Cruiser pulled off the road to a parking lot to let the Taurus go. The Taurus followed, and then open fire.
 
2013-09-19 09:55:27 AM

LarryDan43: Perhaps duelling needs to make a comeback.


"Mercy is the mark of a great man." *Stabs his opponent* "Guess I'm just good." *Stabs him again* "Well, I'm OK."

"You, know, you didn't need to wound that man..."

"Yeah, I know. It was just funny."
 
2013-09-19 09:55:51 AM
I came here to say "grumpycatgood.jpg," but after thinking about it for just another second I'm sad for the guy that pulled off the road to let the other driver pass. That was the right course of action...then abruptly he's getting shot at. Naturally, he's going to return fire, because he's got a CCW and WTF else are you going to do? This is exactly what a CCW is for.

At least he managed to cap Mr. Road Rage in the process. I don't feel too badly about that. That farker got what was coming to him. Asshat.
 
2013-09-19 09:56:37 AM
Man, living in a society that makes all the old white dudes think they need to conceal carry sure is going to be awesome in the coming years! I can't wait to be gunned down by some prick who I've slighted some insignificant way.
 
2013-09-19 09:57:10 AM
 
2013-09-19 09:57:30 AM

Publikwerks: Uranus Is Huge!: Without any additional information, I'm going to go ahead and call this the best possible outcome.

Actually, I feel bad for the dude in the Cruiser. The Taurus was tailgating, the Cruiser pulled off the road to a parking lot to let the Taurus go. The Taurus followed, and then open fire.


It's too bad the guy in the cruiser didn't have a gun to protect himself.
 
2013-09-19 09:57:54 AM
i3.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-19 09:58:27 AM

Cheeseface: Man, living in a society that makes all the old white dudes think they need to conceal carry sure is going to be awesome in the coming years! I can't wait to be gunned down by some prick who I've slighted some insignificant way.


This will happen for the first couple of years, until people realize that they can't be pulling guns all willy nilly because of exactly this situation.

Then society gets a hell of a lot more polite.

/A lot of idiots are gonna get shot though.
 
2013-09-19 09:58:30 AM

Fuggin Bizzy: I came here to say "grumpycatgood.jpg," but after thinking about it for just another second I'm sad for the guy that pulled off the road to let the other driver pass. That was the right course of action...then abruptly he's getting shot at. Naturally, he's going to return fire, because he's got a CCW and WTF else are you going to do? This is exactly what a CCW is for.

At least he managed to cap Mr. Road Rage in the process. I don't feel too badly about that. That farker got what was coming to him. Asshat.


No kidding. The guy that pulled over wasn't left with many options, and there's nothing to support that he was trying to enrage the other driver. People who try to piss other people off on the road generally don't pull over to let them pass.
 
2013-09-19 09:59:21 AM
"Stand Your Ground" is to "any shooting" as "liberal lamestream media" is to "not FOX"
 
2013-09-19 10:00:13 AM

ModernPrimitive01: 2 men aged 43 and 56 supports my theory that the middle aged white male driver is the worst person to be on the road with. They've driven long enough to feel superior and they are on the cusp of being an old person driver. Every time i see someone driving like they own the road it's this demographic


True.  They can't merge... not because they don't know the rules, but because yielding is for pussies.  There can be 10 car links open behind you, but they have to merge in just in front of you to make the exit, because fark you.
 
2013-09-19 10:00:17 AM
These guys stood their ground peacefully.
 
2013-09-19 10:00:21 AM
ModernPrimitive01

Clearly you have never met the "fat female mexican in an SUV on the cell phone" demographic.
 
2013-09-19 10:00:27 AM

redmid17: ModernPrimitive01: 2 men aged 43 and 56 supports my theory that the middle aged white male driver is the worst person to be on the road with. They've driven long enough to feel superior and they are on the cusp of being an old person driver. Every time i see someone driving like they own the road it's this demographic

I'm still going with elderly Asian woman


East Indian women.
 
2013-09-19 10:00:42 AM
The elusive double Zimmerman.

I'm holding out for a drunk patriot to Stand His Ground against his reflection in a mirror, because I think that will make my life complete.
 
2013-09-19 10:01:32 AM

Fuggin Bizzy: I came here to say "grumpycatgood.jpg," but after thinking about it for just another second I'm sad for the guy that pulled off the road to let the other driver pass. That was the right course of action...then abruptly he's getting shot at. Naturally, he's going to return fire, because he's got a CCW and WTF else are you going to do? This is exactly what a CCW is for.

At least he managed to cap Mr. Road Rage in the process. I don't feel too badly about that. That farker got what was coming to him. Asshat.


Yeah but what the media is hiding is that the driver who pulled over has a tattoo. Could be a hells angel gang tat? Also he got caught with weed in the 60s. Basically he deserved to die.
 
2013-09-19 10:02:13 AM

Lunakki: Fuggin Bizzy: I came here to say "grumpycatgood.jpg," but after thinking about it for just another second I'm sad for the guy that pulled off the road to let the other driver pass. That was the right course of action...then abruptly he's getting shot at. Naturally, he's going to return fire, because he's got a CCW and WTF else are you going to do? This is exactly what a CCW is for.

At least he managed to cap Mr. Road Rage in the process. I don't feel too badly about that. That farker got what was coming to him. Asshat.

No kidding. The guy that pulled over wasn't left with many options, and there's nothing to support that he was trying to enrage the other driver. People who try to piss other people off on the road generally don't pull over to let them pass.


I completely agree here.
 
2013-09-19 10:02:27 AM
It's gotten to the point where if I see a forty-ish woman driving an SUV, I just dive into the nearest ditch & hide.
Menopause should NEVER be behind the wheel of anything over 3 tons.
 
2013-09-19 10:03:23 AM
Hey, these guys were responsible gun owners up until they weren't.
 
2013-09-19 10:03:24 AM
These boys can't "pull over into parking lots" fast enough!

i651.photobucket.com

// Flawless victory, so suck it!
 
2013-09-19 10:04:12 AM
i.qkme.me
 
2013-09-19 10:04:33 AM
And nothing of value was lost.
 
2013-09-19 10:04:48 AM
Penis.
 
2013-09-19 10:05:18 AM

FlippityFlap: ModernPrimitive01

Clearly you have never met the "fat female mexican in an SUV on the cell phone" demographic.


My girlfriend has a hierarchy of bad drivers.

Cell phones make ALL demographics 100% worse drivers.

Asian women are most likely to be oblivious to their surroundings and are indecisive.

White women tailgate in the slow lane and hold up the fast lane, Can't keep a constant speed.

Young men drive too fast and to aggressively. Abrupt lane changes and just plain old speeding in traffic.

Old men and women (especially ones with nice cars) Drive to aggressively and tailgate constantly.

Anyone from Rhode Island, probably doesn't have a license at all judging from their driving.
 
2013-09-19 10:05:38 AM

wild9: Lunakki: Fuggin Bizzy: I came here to say "grumpycatgood.jpg," but after thinking about it for just another second I'm sad for the guy that pulled off the road to let the other driver pass. That was the right course of action...then abruptly he's getting shot at. Naturally, he's going to return fire, because he's got a CCW and WTF else are you going to do? This is exactly what a CCW is for.

At least he managed to cap Mr. Road Rage in the process. I don't feel too badly about that. That farker got what was coming to him. Asshat.

No kidding. The guy that pulled over wasn't left with many options, and there's nothing to support that he was trying to enrage the other driver. People who try to piss other people off on the road generally don't pull over to let them pass.

I completely agree here.


I definitely feel bad for that guy, but for fark's sake, if someone's harassing you on the road and you pull over to let them by and  they follow you?  Hit the gas, call the cops.
 
2013-09-19 10:05:58 AM
t1.gstatic.com

It will be a firefight!
 
2013-09-19 10:05:59 AM

KarmicDisaster: Something Like this?

Concealed Carry Permit holders shoot it out on a Milwaukee freeway


From that article: "The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reports that Adamany told the cops that Scott "mean mugged" him and flashed a black handgun, prompting him to flash his own."

"Mean mugged?" Oh my God, the dick waving. This is beyond stupid. I don't even know what "mean mugging" is, but if someone flashes a piece at me on the highway, I'm going to slow down, change lanes, exit, and re-enter the freeway just to get away from him. Even if I have my pistol with me.

/Yes it's loaded, but that's just for security. I ain't shootin' at nobody that ain't shootin' at me.
 
2013-09-19 10:06:18 AM
Sure, it's a double-negative, but if you throw in a third shooter, it becomes a positive again.
 
2013-09-19 10:06:24 AM

WTFDYW: Oh GEEEEE. Another farking greenlit gun thread. Slow farking news day at FARK.com again. There's NOTHING else EVER to put on the main page.


Well maybe if idiot gun owners would quit acting like idiots...
 
2013-09-19 10:06:37 AM
They cannot sue one another.

Stand your ground has always been the law of this land.. the stand your ground law only shields someone from a civil suit.

The FUD about this topic leaves me thinking that most people on this board are just plain idiots.
 
2013-09-19 10:06:52 AM
So apparently "Stand Your Ground" results in the best outcome imaginable for both major parties: Democrats celebrating the fact that two gun-toting morons killed each other and nobody else, and Republicans celebrating the fact that two anger-prone criminals who BSed their way into getting CCPs killed each other instead of sucking away tax dollars rotting in jail.

/so, why is "Stand Your Ground" such a bad thing, again?
//yes, I know it's only related to the article because submitter tried to make it related
 
2013-09-19 10:07:44 AM

fluffy2097: This will happen for the first couple of years


what? we've had guns since forever. the first couple of years after what exactly?
 
2013-09-19 10:08:35 AM
Trudi: He said it's the first day of spring.

Harris: Oh shiat! Open season on the L.A. freeway!

logosconcarne.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-19 10:08:45 AM
Don't know much of the background, but unfortunately Darwin likely doesn't apply. Given the ages of 43 and 56, both morans had ample opportunity to pass on their genes and raise children with their general worldview. Proper Darwinning requires that the party remove him/herself from the gene pool prior to creating the next generation of idiots or else it's useless.
 
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