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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Burglars steal 'dwarf' porn, then burn down home   (ajc.com) divider line 75
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2013-09-19 09:53:01 AM  
So that's where my copy of Itty Bitty Gang Bang went.

Assholes.
 
2013-09-19 10:13:23 AM  
bp3.blogger.com

Mugshot of the possible suspect
 
2013-09-19 10:13:46 AM  
I believe you mean little person erotica.
 
2013-09-19 10:20:19 AM  
At least some of his porn stash was saved.
 
2013-09-19 10:20:38 AM  
Man, those guys got the short end of the stick!
 
2013-09-19 10:22:23 AM  
i1151.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-19 10:23:04 AM  
oh yeah...

soggylog.com
 
2013-09-19 10:23:07 AM  
They got my copy of Munchkinland in Dorthy? Oh the humanity!
 
2013-09-19 10:23:12 AM  
A good lawyer can get the charges dropped in small claims court.
 
2013-09-19 10:24:34 AM  
WRITE THEIR NAMES IN THE BOOK OF GRUDGES.
 
2013-09-19 10:26:12 AM  
They'll probably pay a small fine and maybe a short stint in the county jail.
 
2013-09-19 10:26:25 AM  
No big deal.
 
2013-09-19 10:29:00 AM  
I admit, I've always wondered what it would be like having sex with a dwarf.
 
2013-09-19 10:29:52 AM  
To be settled in a small claims court.
 
2013-09-19 10:31:27 AM  
So that I'm less ignorant of the genre... is midget prrn about two dwarves getting it on... or a dwarf and a normal sized person.
 
2013-09-19 10:32:40 AM  

CleanAndPure: So that I'm less ignorant of the genre... is midget prrn about two dwarves getting it on... or a dwarf and a normal sized person.


A little bit of both you'd think, and all the scenes are really short.
 
2013-09-19 10:33:03 AM  
Have the police ruled out dwarf burglars?

They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time

/Randy knew all along...
 
2013-09-19 10:33:13 AM  
Under the rainbow?
 
2013-09-19 10:34:23 AM  
It's the Munchkin way
 
2013-09-19 10:36:55 AM  
And THIS is why we have Fark.
 
2013-09-19 10:37:25 AM  
They also took the victim's Sparticus DVD set, investigators said.


THE BASTARDS!
 
2013-09-19 10:37:30 AM  
i1151.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-19 10:37:50 AM  
gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net
 
2013-09-19 10:38:05 AM  
The Lollipop Guild.
 
2013-09-19 10:38:52 AM  
It was a small fire.
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-09-19 10:39:56 AM  
Watch out, you might get what you're after.
 
2013-09-19 10:43:58 AM  
Was it these guys?

img.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-09-19 10:52:31 AM  
(Midget is considered an offensive term for someone with dwarfism)

Uh, no it's not. Little people and dwarves are two separate things. Little People, aka midgets, are small but decently proportioned. A dwarf is short, but but not quite as, and is gangly, mis-proportioned, and usually bow legged.

/son of a carnie
//great grand parents were circus folk and eventually owned a carnival
 
2013-09-19 10:54:02 AM  

Claude Ballse: (Midget is considered an offensive term for someone with dwarfism)

Uh, no it's not. Little people and dwarves are two separate things. Little People, aka midgets, are small but decently proportioned. A dwarf is short, but but not quite as, and is gangly, mis-proportioned, and usually bow legged.

/son of a carnie
//great grand parents were circus folk and eventually owned a carnival


Then a bowling alley?
 
2013-09-19 10:55:12 AM  
Sadly, I am now homeless and lacking any form of entertainment.
 
2013-09-19 10:56:40 AM  

JohnCarter: oh yeah...

[soggylog.com image 400x504]


I'd say I'd bang them bow-legged, but I think that would be redundant.
 
2013-09-19 10:56:58 AM  

JohnCarter: oh yeah...

[soggylog.com image 400x504]



I have the weirdest boner right now...
 
2013-09-19 10:57:18 AM  

Claude Ballse: (Midget is considered an offensive term for someone with dwarfism)

Uh, no it's not. Little people and dwarves are two separate things. Little People, aka midgets, are small but decently proportioned. A dwarf is short, but but not quite as, and is gangly, mis-proportioned, and usually bow legged.

/son of a carnie
//great grand parents were circus folk and eventually owned a carnival


Aren't both caused by the same thing?

I had watched a show a while back (CSI maybe?) where it was brought up that there was some sort of elitism between little people/dwarfs of different looks. Is that really true?
 
2013-09-19 11:04:26 AM  

Claude Ballse: (Midget is considered an offensive term for someone with dwarfism)

Uh, no it's not. Little people and dwarves are two separate things. Little People, aka midgets, are small but decently proportioned. A dwarf is short, but but not quite as, and is gangly, mis-proportioned, and usually bow legged.

/son of a carnie
//great grand parents were circus folk and eventually owned a carnival


Holy shiat!  Your dad is famous!!

paxarcana.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-19 11:04:45 AM  
Headline made me laugh. But I'm not sure why. Did they burn it down BECAUSE it was dwarf porn? Were they disappointed and this was revenge?


/DNRTFA, obviously.
 
2013-09-19 11:07:26 AM  

JohnCarter: oh yeah...

[soggylog.com image 400x504]



Seriously, any details on that? I have actually never watched any midget porn, as much as everbody jokes about it. I'm bored and feeling adventurous. :) Need title/studio information, enough to track it down on Amazon.

Or maybe the adult store across the state line.

Don't judge me.
 
2013-09-19 11:09:21 AM  
That was a short read.
 
2013-09-19 11:11:36 AM  

JohnCarter: oh yeah...


I would.

Which is causing me to ask uncomfortable questions of myself, but still.
 
2013-09-19 11:13:50 AM  
Smaug got his revenge?
 
2013-09-19 11:18:05 AM  
Wow.  I just had a flashback to a stay-in date night where my bf put on a video that featured one of 'Santa's elves' and regular-sized girls.  At the time, I thought one of the girls was just going to pick up the little guy and pop him in head first.

Then the night got really weird.
 
2013-09-19 11:18:30 AM  
I totally get how you feel

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-19 11:19:48 AM  

Gonz: JohnCarter: oh yeah...

I would.

Which is causing me to ask uncomfortable questions of myself, but still.


I would and I wouldn't ask questions.
 
2013-09-19 11:21:25 AM  

Mietsko: I totally get how you feel

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x266]


I came here wanting to make a similar reference, but I couldn't get it to work.  Something with an airplane engine, but alas.
 
2013-09-19 11:22:33 AM  

Somacandra: So that's where my copy of Itty Bitty Gang Bang went.


www.thejudyroom.com

The girl in the blue and white dress dress TOOK THEM ALL (and her little dog too) and begged for more ...
 
2013-09-19 11:27:28 AM  
Am I the only one who thought of this?
 photos1.blogger.com
 
2013-09-19 11:27:56 AM  

Literally Addicted: Wow.  I just had a flashback to a stay-in date night where my bf put on a video that featured one of 'Santa's elves' and regular-sized girls.  At the time, I thought one of the girls was just going to pick up the little guy and pop him in head first.

Then the night got really weird.


OK, I'll bite: Then what happened?
 
2013-09-19 11:29:08 AM  
I asked myself if it was going to be that kind of thread and I decided it would be...but only if I took the first step.

a2.l3-images.myspacecdn.com

amazingdata.com
 
2013-09-19 11:30:32 AM  
i25.photobucket.com
amazingdata.com
 
2013-09-19 11:32:12 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

i742.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-19 11:34:58 AM  
ts1.mm.bing.net

and we can't forget this lil beauty...

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
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