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(Des Moines Register)   According to Iowa Republican Steve King, illegal immigrants have "killed thousands of Americans." Bonus: his cited examples weren't caused by illegal immigrants   (desmoinesregister.com) divider line 186
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2013-09-19 08:03:30 AM
So, he's a racist and a liar.
 
2013-09-19 08:13:23 AM
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You don't say....
 
2013-09-19 08:27:49 AM
God bless his poor, dear sweet heart, but he does try so very hard doesn't he?
 
2013-09-19 08:51:55 AM
Mowrer's response was meh.  He went with 9/11 exploitation when he should have gone with pants on head stupid.
 
2013-09-19 09:00:38 AM
Whoah, a 93 year old woman was raped and murdered by an illegal immigrant? Damn.
 
2013-09-19 09:04:36 AM
My sister was trampled to death by a Mexican with cantaloupe-sized calves.
 
2013-09-19 09:06:10 AM
My cousin got the atomic shiats from a poorly made Taco Bell burrito.
 
2013-09-19 09:07:09 AM
they turned me into a newt!

it got better though
 
2013-09-19 09:09:14 AM
Steve King keeps making the news for being a shiatty person... Notice how much more often USA conservatives end up doing this?
 
2013-09-19 09:10:49 AM
Hate to Go Godwin, but wow, that's like Nazi-level agitation/rabble rousing.
 
2013-09-19 09:11:35 AM
Well, Eddie Dean was killed by some type of immigrant. but not Jake or Walter
 
2013-09-19 09:12:07 AM
"Obama, how much blood has to be spilled before you defend our border?" he said at the rally.

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2013-09-19 09:12:34 AM
The Department of Defense needs to regulate the Regulators.
 
2013-09-19 09:12:55 AM
Steve King said something racist? No way.

Impossible.
 
2013-09-19 09:13:33 AM

Diogenes: My sister was trampled to death by a Mexican with cantaloupe-sized calves.


HAY!

My mother was a cantaloupe-sized calf!
 
2013-09-19 09:15:17 AM

The_EliteOne: Well, Eddie Dean was killed by some type of immigrant. but not Jake or Walter


Technically, Eddie was the illegal immigrant, so your post is invalid
 
2013-09-19 09:15:24 AM

megarian: Diogenes: My sister was trampled to death by a Mexican with cantaloupe-sized calves.

HAY!

My mother was a cantaloupe-sized calf!


My cantaloupes were trampled by a calf.
 
2013-09-19 09:16:01 AM
This looks like fun, I want to try...

Illegal immigrants are cyborgs from the future and are here to steal our white women and turn them all into slaveson their time-traveling sky galleon ships.
 
2013-09-19 09:16:51 AM

bmongar: megarian: Diogenes: My sister was trampled to death by a Mexican with cantaloupe-sized calves.

HAY!

My mother was a cantaloupe-sized calf!

My cantaloupes were trampled by a calf.


My calf died from over-exposure to cantaloupes!
 
2013-09-19 09:16:53 AM

Diogenes: My sister was trampled to death by a Mexican with cantaloupe-sized calves.


Sounds like a great idea for a short story or novel...

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2013-09-19 09:19:02 AM

PsyLord: Diogenes: My sister was trampled to death by a Mexican with cantaloupe-sized calves.

Sounds like a great idea for a short story or novel...

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2013-09-19 09:20:11 AM
So did guns!
 
2013-09-19 09:20:49 AM
Steve King is so dumb, he thinks a quarter horse is a coin-operated kiddy ride.
 
2013-09-19 09:21:32 AM

urbangirl: bmongar: megarian: Diogenes: My sister was trampled to death by a Mexican with cantaloupe-sized calves.

HAY!

My mother was a cantaloupe-sized calf!

My cantaloupes were trampled by a calf.

My calf died from over-exposure to cantaloupes!


My calf tried to get married, but he was an illegal immigrant, and they told him he can't elope!
 
2013-09-19 09:21:35 AM
I pulled a calf muscle picking cantaloupes. Thanks a lot, el presidente pedo.
 
2013-09-19 09:21:55 AM

vudukungfu: So, he's a racist and a liar.


Yes, but this isn't news, unfortunately.
 
2013-09-19 09:24:27 AM
 
2013-09-19 09:24:29 AM

Gonz: Steve King said something racist? No way.

Impossible.


Remember when David Duke was considered an embarrassing outlier by the Republican party, relevant to only a small constituency, and in no way a candidate for the national stage?

/Never thought those would be "good times, good times".
 
2013-09-19 09:24:39 AM
I'm pretty skeptical about his claim that for every valedictorian immigrant kid, there are 100 illegal immigrant kids with calves the size of canteloupes from hauling 75-pound bales of weed through the desert. I mean, that would really work the quads, glutes and core more than the calves.
 
2013-09-19 09:24:52 AM
Even if large numbers of violent criminals are hiding among illegal immigrants (which I believe has been shown to be statistically false), you're better off not pissing off the whole community so they stop cooperating with law enforcement.  If you remove the carrot, the stick alone doesn't work.
 
2013-09-19 09:24:59 AM

VendorXeno: Steve King keeps making the news for being a shiatty person... Notice how much more often USA conservatives end up doing this?


I have been assured that both sides are bad, so something something.
 
2013-09-19 09:26:25 AM
FTA: Sollowin, 93, was raped and beaten in her Omaha home in July. She later died.
Police have charged Sergio Martinez-Perez, a 19-year-old Mexican native who is in the country illegally.


Subby: his cited examples weren't caused by illegal immigrants

That was his only cited example.  Many newspaper stories back up his comment, such as this one.  Has Immigration changed his immigration status to "legal" or has the DA said he's not the killer?
 
2013-09-19 09:29:39 AM

RickN99: FTA: Sollowin, 93, was raped and beaten in her Omaha home in July. She later died.
Police have charged Sergio Martinez-Perez, a 19-year-old Mexican native who is in the country illegally.

Subby: his cited examples weren't caused by illegal immigrants

That was his only cited example.  Many newspaper stories back up his comment, such as this one.  Has Immigration changed his immigration status to "legal" or has the DA said he's not the killer?


Psst...I think he meant 9/11 which were caused by legal immigrants.
 
2013-09-19 09:29:55 AM

vudukungfu: So, he's a racist and a liar.


I don't know about the liar part.  He might just be an idiot.
 
2013-09-19 09:30:23 AM
Illegal immigrants can Carrie all kinds of things. We shouldn't make a big deal about It.
 
2013-09-19 09:30:44 AM
 
2013-09-19 09:31:56 AM

bmongar: megarian: Diogenes: My sister was trampled to death by a Mexican with cantaloupe-sized calves.

HAY!

My mother was a cantaloupe-sized calf!

My cantaloupes were trampled by a calf.


My calves were cantelouped by a trampoline.

/never skip leg day
 
2013-09-19 09:32:07 AM
Maybe he is right, perhaps illegals have killed thousands of citizens.   Over what period of time?  Per year would alot.  Over a period of 60+ years would be statistical noise.

Also, in a comparative period of time how many *citizens* have killed fellow citizens, percentage-wise?  I suspect the answer to that question would logically follow having King wanting to build a wall around everyone's *yard* border.
 
2013-09-19 09:32:15 AM
Mowrer told The Des Moines Register in a statement. "Most Iowans can discuss immigration without invoking 9/11, and if Congressman King feels the need to play politics with 9/11, maybe it's a sign that after 10 years in Washington, he's lost touch with Iowa values."

I'm pretty sure Iowa values have devolved into corn subsidies that favor Monstano, ADM and ConAgra at the expense of the rest of America.
 
2013-09-19 09:32:23 AM
FTFA: In July, he said that for every illegal immigrant child who's a valedictorian, "there's another 100 out there who weigh 130 pounds and they've got calves the size of cantaloupes because they're hauling 75 pounds of marijuana across the desert."

Dumbass, calf size is primarily determined by genetics. Gee I wonder what other factual liberties this guy takes?
 
2013-09-19 09:32:54 AM

Dante87336: RickN99: FTA: Sollowin, 93, was raped and beaten in her Omaha home in July. She later died.
Police have charged Sergio Martinez-Perez, a 19-year-old Mexican native who is in the country illegally.

Subby: his cited examples weren't caused by illegal immigrants

That was his only cited example.  Many newspaper stories back up his comment, such as this one.  Has Immigration changed his immigration status to "legal" or has the DA said he's not the killer?

Psst...I think he meant 9/11 which were caused by legal immigrants.


Hadn't their visas expired? Or am I totally wrong about that?

At any rate, they have nothing to do with "sealing the border." At the very least, they entered the country legally.
 
2013-09-19 09:34:04 AM
My aunt married an illegal immigrant!!!11!!!
/True story actually.
 
2013-09-19 09:34:10 AM
Over a long enough time period he is statistically going to be correct.
 
2013-09-19 09:34:55 AM

RickN99: FTA: Sollowin, 93, was raped and beaten in her Omaha home in July. She later died.
Police have charged Sergio Martinez-Perez, a 19-year-old Mexican native who is in the country illegally.

Subby: his cited examples weren't caused by illegal immigrants

That was his only cited example.  Many newspaper stories back up his comment, such as this one.  Has Immigration changed his immigration status to "legal" or has the DA said he's not the killer?


Watch the video. What you're referring to wasn't a King citation, it was the motivation for the rally. In his actual speech he references more.
 
2013-09-19 09:35:22 AM
Well I guess it's a good thing Obama has aggressively deported illegals who have or are most likely to commit crimes.
 
2013-09-19 09:35:27 AM

jfivealive: So did guns!


Guns don't kill people. Liberals kill people. By taking their guns. So they can't kill other people.
 
2013-09-19 09:39:07 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: VendorXeno: Steve King keeps making the news for being a shiatty person... Notice how much more often USA conservatives end up doing this?

I have been assured that both sides are bad, so something something.


Well, I know of one self-described (please note that I used this word) liberal who farking hates illegal immigrants. He has said some of the evilest and wildest things you would probably hear a human being say about another, rants about how immigrants are actually guerrilla warriors, that the Culinary Workers Union is the espionage arm of the Mexican government, writes stories involve immigrants getting brutally killed, and how every single one of them is an American-hating gringo-hating motherfarker.

The POS actually posts here. I haven't seen him in a while, and I can't name him outright, but if you happen to see someone here under the name of a certain thought-to-be-extinct fish, you can ask him yourself.
 
2013-09-19 09:39:35 AM
Calves trampolining with cantaloupes!!!  What  isthe world coming to?
 
2013-09-19 09:40:32 AM

the opposite of charity is justice: Maybe he is right, perhaps illegals have killed thousands of citizens.   Over what period of time?  Per year would alot.  Over a period of 60+ years would be statistical noise.

Also, in a comparative period of time how many *citizens* have killed fellow citizens, percentage-wise?  I suspect the answer to that question would logically follow having King wanting to build a wall around everyone's *yard* border.


Somedays, I would be cool with that idea.
 
2013-09-19 09:40:38 AM
King said a former immigration official once told him the number of deaths is likely "in multiples of the victims of Sept. 11." He added: "Now that hits home, doesn't it? ... Three thousand times something."

Sure, 3000*.1=300, 3000*.01=30, and so on, 3000*.01=3. This can go on forever, dumbass.
 
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