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(Q13 Fox)   Man adopts a slimy disguise and slithers out of jail   (q13fox.com) divider line 25
    More: Interesting, Muhammed Tillisy, disguise, attorney-in-fact, United States Attorney, U.S. Marshals Service, jail  
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2013-09-19 08:05:45 AM
Does he have a cousin named Vinny?
 
2013-09-19 08:25:47 AM
Police have released a picture of the escapee:

tragicocomedia.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-19 08:26:24 AM

dittybopper: Police have released a picture of the escapee:

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He is not believed to be armed.
 
2013-09-19 09:41:28 AM
He crawled through a river of bullshiat and came out clean on the other side.
 
2013-09-19 10:02:22 AM
Came for the Shawshank reference.

Why he chose enchilada night I'll never know.
 
2013-09-19 10:02:33 AM
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2013-09-19 10:05:21 AM
Since he paid bail that is now most likely forfeited, he paid $25,000 for two days of freedom.  Not too smart.
 
2013-09-19 10:06:34 AM
The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that it is legal to impersinate military personnel, so why not Lawyers?
 
2013-09-19 10:08:42 AM
I found a picture of the slimy bastid...

thecrat.com
 
2013-09-19 10:11:04 AM

Satan's Bunny Slippers:


I'm more reminded of Victor Tooms.
 
2013-09-19 10:11:54 AM

Russ1642: Satan's Bunny Slippers:

I'm more reminded of Victor Tooms.


Sorry that's Eugene Victor Tooms.
 
2013-09-19 10:23:19 AM

Russ1642: Russ1642: Satan's Bunny Slippers:

I'm more reminded of Victor Tooms.

Sorry that's Eugene Victor Tooms.


That's actually the one I was looking for, but couldn't remember the name for the life of me.  So I went with flukeman.  :)
 
2013-09-19 10:30:20 AM

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Russ1642: Russ1642: Satan's Bunny Slippers:

I'm more reminded of Victor Tooms.

Sorry that's Eugene Victor Tooms.

That's actually the one I was looking for, but couldn't remember the name for the life of me.  So I went with flukeman.  :)


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2013-09-19 10:31:40 AM
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Knows the feeling

/DNRTFA
 
2013-09-19 10:55:01 AM
Gentlemen, you're everything we've come to expect from years of government training.
 
2013-09-19 11:00:00 AM
"According to court documents, terms of his incarceration stated that if he were to be released for any reason, he could not be released back into the community. "

say what?  I could go look up the details but I'm lazy.  wtf is this?
 
2013-09-19 11:32:31 AM

Don_cos: The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that it is legal to impersinate military personnel, so why not Lawyers?


Are you talking about that whole "wearing medals you didn't win" thing?

Because, despite the SC ruling, it's STILL illegal to, say, impersonate a soldier for financial gain...it's good old-fashioned fraud.  Or, say, you impersonate a Guardsman, and start giving fake evacuation orders...you'll probably be charged with reckless endangerment if someone gets hurt as a result.

Otoh, impersonating law enforcement has been illegal for hundreds of years...basic cornerstone of a functioning legal system.
 
2013-09-19 11:40:46 AM
Too bad he got caught again............

On the flip side, whoever took that request for his release obviously failed to do any reverse checks before going ahead with it...... I bet a head or two rolls.
 
2013-09-19 11:43:02 AM
Live by fraud, die by fraud. Fraud must be a badass.
 
2013-09-19 12:07:46 PM

Deep Contact: Live by fraud, die by fraud. Fraud must be a badass.



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2013-09-19 12:19:51 PM
You'd think criminals would have standards. Posing as a lawyer? That's pretty low...
 
2013-09-19 12:22:51 PM
cdn.pastemagazine.com
 
2013-09-19 01:06:24 PM

BafflerMeal: "According to court documents, terms of his incarceration stated that if he were to be released for any reason, he could not be released back into the community. "

say what?  I could go look up the details but I'm lazy.  wtf is this?


If you find out let me know.
 
2013-09-19 01:10:14 PM
came looking or a shawshank reference.

/leaving pleased.
 
2013-09-19 02:16:27 PM

IRQ12: BafflerMeal: "According to court documents, terms of his incarceration stated that if he were to be released for any reason, he could not be released back into the community. "


Rehabilitated?
It's just a stupid made up word
so boys like you can sit behind a desk,
wear a fancy suit, and feel important.
You're a jerk! And I had sex with your mother last night!
And I swear to God, you let me out of here,
first thing I'm gonna do is kill again.
 
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