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(USA Today)   Mom, there's nothing to eat. Don't look at me. I said don't   (usatoday.com) divider line 24
    More: Sick, hit-and-run accident, Dodge Durango, mom, teens  
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2013-09-19 07:59:04 AM  
Hopefully they'll do something so that child does not procreate.  Apparently he's unable to hack parenthood.

/No, Weasel, he is!
 
2013-09-19 08:12:50 AM  
Who wrote that article, more importantly what chemical did the inject behind their eyeballs to reach this level of surrealism...

Nice to know the name of the dog though...
 
2013-09-19 08:18:15 AM  
FTA  "a sword with a bent handle"

I'm going out on a limb here, and guess that wasn't a Hanzo blade...
 
2013-09-19 08:21:45 AM  
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2013-09-19 08:22:40 AM  
usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/09 /19/teens-mom-sword-liver

"Liver"? I didn't see liver mentioned in the article. Is it the tastiest part?
 
2013-09-19 08:23:42 AM  
one convinced the other to attack his own mother with a sword and tried to convince him to eat her.

Look, all the 14-year-old did was call the 13-year-old a motherfarker.  It just got went too far.
 
2013-09-19 08:24:52 AM  

nullptr: usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/09 /19/teens-mom-sword-liver

"Liver"? I didn't see liver mentioned in the article. Is it the tastiest part?


Pairs well with fava beans and a nice chianti.
 
2013-09-19 08:34:01 AM  
Beavis and Butthead, back together again, eh?
 
2013-09-19 08:47:23 AM  
Okay, maybe it is just me, but I am seeing a massive double standard here. A teen boy of 13-14 has sex with anyone and they are considered victims, (Of course, they cannot make such an 'adult decision', no matter how intelligent or consentual they are about it), yet a teen boy of 13-14 does something like this and everyone screams "Try him as an adult!"

And some people wonder why some kids are like they are... amazing...
 
2013-09-19 09:18:09 AM  

payattention: Okay, maybe it is just me, but I am seeing a massive double standard here. A teen boy of 13-14 has sex with anyone and they are considered victims, (Of course, they cannot make such an 'adult decision', no matter how intelligent or consentual they are about it), yet a teen boy of 13-14 does something like this and everyone screams "Try him as an adult!"

And some people wonder why some kids are like they are... amazing...


Wait, so if he had banged his friends mom first, everything would be cool?
 
2013-09-19 09:18:42 AM  
Sounds like one of those scary D&D murders from the eighties.
 
2013-09-19 09:31:54 AM  

Russ1642: Sounds like one of those scary D&D murders from the eighties.


No, no, it's videogames. Call of Duty caused this.
 
2013-09-19 09:32:27 AM  
Wow, there's a chain of sociopathic stupidity a mile long.
"Hey, let's stab Mom with this shiatty QVC cutlery!"
"We failed and messed up our QVC toys! Hey, let's steal Dad's Dodge Durango and get the hell out of here!"
"We failed and smashed into a mobile home! Hey, let's flee and break into a house!"
"We failed and ran after damaging the house! Hey, let's flee and hide from the cops!"
"We failed and got caught by a dog named after a board game!"

I believe the next step is "Hey, let's spend the rest of our childhood in juvenile detention!"
 
2013-09-19 09:34:13 AM  
That kids going to be grounded
 
2013-09-19 10:14:23 AM  
Thankfully the K9 dog was there to track them down.
 
2013-09-19 10:27:10 AM  

disco ball: Thankfully the K9 dog was there to track them down.


Pity he didn't go all Cujo on them and finish the job.
 
2013-09-19 10:37:13 AM  
The worse case of munchies I've ever heard of.

/evil weed
 
2013-09-19 11:28:58 AM  
That's gonna make for some awkward Thanksgivings.
 
2013-09-19 01:19:51 PM  
13 and fantasizing about matricide and cannibalism in a meth induced haze.  I see a very dark future for this one.
 
2013-09-19 03:40:56 PM  
A K9 dog

As opposed to a K9 cat or something?
 
2013-09-19 03:49:11 PM  

PunGent: FTA  "a sword with a bent handle"

I'm going out on a limb here, and guess that wasn't a Hanzo blade...


Yep, more like bludgeoned with a mall-bought hunk of Chinese "steel."
 
2013-09-19 03:50:26 PM  

RobSeace: A K9 dog

As opposed to a K9 cat or something?


As opposed to the K9 Officer that handles the K9 dog. K9 is a unit, while canine is an animal.
 
2013-09-19 04:20:42 PM  

ReverendJynxed: As opposed to the K9 Officer that handles the K9 dog. K9 is a unit, while canine is an animal.


I've heard the dogs refered to as "K9 officers" before, too... (If you kill one, they'll charge you with killing a cop, so they must be considered officers...)

But, in general, most people just call them K9s (or K-9s), in my experience... It's pretty unambiguous, and no one is going to think you're talking about the human handlers or the unit as a whole... If they want to specify "dog", it's generally proceded with "police" rather than "K9"... The phrase "K9 dog" just sounds completely redundant and silly...
 
2013-09-19 09:09:08 PM  
"The victim's 13-year-old son blamed his thought process on his drug usage and said he would never do anything like that sober,"

BULLshiat!

This is ridiculous and blatant lie. No matter who says it.
 
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