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(Bubblews)   Arrrrr... Krispy Kreme KicKs off 'TalK LiKe A Pirate Day' by giving away free glazed donuts to Kustomers who talK or dress up liKe a pirate on Thursday in any of their US and Kanada loKations   (bubblews.com) divider line 40
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2013-09-19 07:12:45 AM
KKK? That can't be good.
 
2013-09-19 07:14:02 AM
Aye, that they be, and there be a line of rennies in garb at 'ere spot on the map there be.
 
2013-09-19 07:14:16 AM

OneTimed: KKK? That can't be good.


In pirate, please.
 
2013-09-19 07:14:50 AM
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2013-09-19 07:15:42 AM
They give out free donuts every farking day, matey.
 
2013-09-19 07:20:47 AM
Here be the plot:

"KK donuts arrrren't fit for scurvy dogs!"

"Yarrrr be smokin' th' blackest pitch, by my word! KK will have all t'others cast off the poop deck!"

Et ceterarrrrrr.


Yarp
 
2013-09-19 07:26:32 AM
Does this apply to Somalian pirates as well, or would talking and dressing up like them seem...off color
 
2013-09-19 07:27:38 AM
Arrrrrr!
 
2013-09-19 07:28:25 AM
Bah, I have this in my area

www.roastedmontreal.com

The Donut Wench.
 
db2
2013-09-19 07:29:31 AM
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2013-09-19 07:30:04 AM
Maalin wanaagsan!
 
2013-09-19 07:36:34 AM
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2013-09-19 07:38:00 AM
And if you come in dressed as a ninja they'll cut you to bits and dance in your runny innards.

/maybe the ninja/pirate feud is the worst most played out thing ever
 
2013-09-19 07:44:33 AM
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"Hey! Hey! Hey! It's great to be back at the Apollo Theater for the Krusty Komedy Klassic". "KKK?! That's not good. Unghhhhh. . ."
 
2013-09-19 07:45:47 AM

db2: [i.imgur.com image 500x375]


And this why you refresh your page before being witty.


*shakes tiny black fist of power*
 
2013-09-19 07:47:24 AM
Me third leg be solid wood.
Ye trunk be full o' booty
Swab the dick.
 
2013-09-19 07:50:30 AM
Thar be no Krispy Kreme in my port :(
 
2013-09-19 07:52:03 AM
Free garbage. Whee!

/Knothxbye
 
2013-09-19 07:53:03 AM

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Me third leg be solid wood.
Ye trunk be full o' booty
Swab the dick.


That be quite the whale of a typo. Were it intentional? Scurvy dog!
 
2013-09-19 08:03:07 AM
Bum: Yarrrr, where be the booty and glaze young lass? Your bossoms look like they could use some a loving! Hand to me that glazed hole or I shall pillage your virgin garden!
 
2013-09-19 08:09:48 AM
I love my car.  It's paid for.  It gets 39 mpg when I'm careful.  It's not ancient.  It's in perfect shape.
And best of all it's a Toyota YARRRRis   S
Yes, you can even say "Lets watch that Escargot" for a few added yuks when you need a laugh.


When the time comes You bet, I'll buy another same exact thing it does everything I need it to do including make people smile on september 19th

pressroom.toyota.com
no, not mine - this is as hot as a snail fresh from the oven
 
2013-09-19 08:13:29 AM
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2013-09-19 08:18:47 AM
Free awful donuts.

In every town there is a local donut place that makes better donuts. I never got why people go nuts over Krispy Kreme.
And it's not a "I hate chain stores" hipster thing. They're average at best.

Donuts made by college kids working part-time < Donuts made by local baker that's been baking for years or decades
 
2013-09-19 08:40:08 AM
The only time Krispy Kreme glazed donuts are acceptable is when they're fresh off the conveyor belt after being freshly glazed.  Otherwise, a whole lotta meh.
 
2013-09-19 08:50:30 AM
There are better doughnuts than KKK but in my town its spunk-in doughnuts or kkk.


Kkk beats Spunkin doughnuts anyday.

Every dunkin doughnut tastes the same... of nutmeg and spunk (jism for those of you who arnt familiar with brit-slang)
 
2013-09-19 08:52:12 AM

CleanAndPure: There are better doughnuts than KKK but in my town its spunk-in doughnuts or kkk.


Kkk beats Spunkin doughnuts anyday.

Every dunkin doughnut tastes the same... of nutmeg and spunk (jism for those of you who arnt familiar with brit-slang)


So... Lychee flavored donuts would divide by zero?
 
2013-09-19 08:52:58 AM
I just want to say that I dislike talk like a pirate day.

/ It ruined a LARP I really enjoyed. I've been bitter eve since.
// Why yes, I'm a flaming nerd.
/// Where are the Cheetos?
 
2013-09-19 09:41:11 AM

dopekitty74: Just another Heartland Weirdass: Me third leg be solid wood.
Ye trunk be full o' booty
Swab the dick.

That be quite the whale of a typo. Were it intentional? Scurvy dog!


Nay. *for banishment me not be a liking.

/parlay

It was a haiku
 
2013-09-19 09:42:17 AM
Yarr.... I'd rather have free bilge water
 
2013-09-19 09:52:02 AM
Anybody know any Somali?
 
2013-09-19 09:52:46 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: The only time Krispy Kreme glazed donuts are acceptable is when they're fresh off the conveyor belt after being freshly glazed.  Otherwise, a whole lotta meh.


They are even better right before they get glazed... nice and light and fluffy on the inside, a little crispy on the outside, no sickeningly sweet coating.  Just melt in your mouth.
 
2013-09-19 10:17:23 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: The only time Krispy Kreme glazed donuts are acceptable is when they're fresh off the conveyor belt after being freshly glazed.  Otherwise, a whole lotta meh.


Yep, they're awesome off the conveyor.  Any other time...no.
 
2013-09-19 10:47:03 AM
One Dollar for Corn
What kinda sox?
Arrgyle!
 
2013-09-19 11:15:55 AM
There's plenty of booty in most krispy kremes....
 
2013-09-19 11:32:06 AM

Witness99: Does this apply to Somalian pirates as well, or would talking and dressing up like them seem...off color


Please send 1.5 million dollars to this Swiss account and you can have your freighter and crew back.

/Thank you for sailing Horn of Africa, come again!
 
2013-09-19 12:07:43 PM
Goes straight into me booty.
 
2013-09-19 12:09:44 PM

litespeed74: There's plenty of booty in most krispy kremes....


Aye, but ye be not wanting to touch!

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2013-09-19 12:10:17 PM
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Yaaargh. These donuts are right off the belt. Any Pirate worth his parrot would give both his wooden legs for a chance to crawl up the crow's nest for a quiet feed.

//grog
 
2013-09-19 06:04:16 PM
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2013-09-19 07:26:31 PM
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Good lookin' guys in thigh-high leather boots.

 
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